Shadow and gun safety. What could possibly go wrong?
Shadow Says
An Eggman robot shot at Shadow. He dodged and shot the robot with his own gun.
"Okay listen up you jackasses, we're going to talk abut guns!" Shadow snarled. "Now, you dumbasses may not realize this, but this tool that's specifically designed to kill people, can kill people! I don't know why this needs to be explained! SERIOUSLY? HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS?"
"Shadow calm down." The director said nervously.
Shadow pointed his gun at the director. "FUCK YOU! I LOST MY BEST FRIEND TO ONE OF THESE!"
The director hid behind his chair.
Shadow blinked, realizing what he'd said and quickly changed the subject. "Hiding behind that flimsy chair won't save you! That thing doesn't look bullet proof! You're like those dumbasses who tell people that hiding under their desks will protect them from nukes! It won't! It's a nuke! You are going to die!"
"WellIthinkthatwilldoitforthisepisode! Cut!"
"No! No cut! I'm not done yet! If you still don't believe guns are dangerous, I'll shoot you myself to prove it!"
And then Shadow shot the camera.
