Dear Lovino

WHY DOSE EVERY ONE HATE ME?(tear stains smudging the first sentences)By the way New Zealand threw a vase at me...

So I'm going to be out for a few months because I'm getting getting a cancer removed from my lungs... and my liver... and my brain... and various other parts of my body.

Oh, well... That's pollution, deforestation and mass extinction for you...

Packing my things and going away for a few months

Earth

P.S. I'm also getting a bullet removed from my ass. (angry glare)

P.P.S. Can you look after Nibbles for me? Please don't kill/lose/misplace him.

P.P.P.S. I'm the damn Earth! I know how to look after all animals! and plants! But I have no idea how to look after people and every time I try I end up getting shot of get terminal cancer of some kind...

P.P.P.P.S. Since you hate me so much I'll never come back. (More smudged writing) and that's why I do these stupid things! It's because I (more smudged writing) no one gives a damn about me...


Dear Earth,

Uh...I kind of fucking noticed when there was screaming and a loud breaking noise...And considering my vase is no longer in the foyer...

You're going to be...c-che cosa? Since when...?

Oh...that's...holy fuck...

Lovino

P.S. Oi! I could have shot you somewhere more vital, but i didn't. That has to count for something dammit...

P.P.S. Ugh...Si, i suppose i can...And I'm not going to lose/kill/misplace your rat/pet/thing! I'm not my fucking idiota fratello! I'm capable of caring for another life form thank you!

P.P.P.S. Well then why did you ask her about them in the first place if...hn...never mind...

P.P.P.P.S. You don't...well...I never fucking said you couldn't come back...not like I'm going to say you're never allowed back or something...be a waste of my damn time to try and stop you if you've already decided though...i guess good luck, or something...


AN: Well crap...now i feel guilty...X'D I'm sorry Earth~ I love you~ I care...~