OMG! JINNGLEE!
Ya?
Lauren took your word!
What word?
Pssh!
Naw, my word is pssha! With an A at the end, giving it happyness.
Yah thats what she did
pssha? With an A?
Yah
THE EVIL FART IS EATING ME POSSUEM!
Oh nooooooes!
SHES A RUDET TOOOTIE PANTS!
Yuh huhz!
SHE SCARED AWAY THE LITTLE ALINEN WHO LIVES IN MY NOSE!
What about the chicken who lives in your ear??
He's safe.
Hello.
HIYZAZ MI LOVA!
Hi Shmeddy Eddy!
Umm...hello?
Anyone there?
I'm alone...
I WILL SEND BOB OVER.
Who?
MY IMANGINARY FRIEND DUH.
Oh okay!
HE IS A PIZZA BOX
What have I gotten myself into?
OH NO THE HORSEY GHOST GOT TO HIM!
Naw that was a leprichon.
SPICY ONIONS!
My goodness. You two have gone over the edge. Seriously...
Eddy?
Yes...?
You're too sexy for your shirt...
...
YOU IZ!
Yay?
Puff! Puffy! Fluffy! Luffely! I HAVE GREAT WIT!
EARTH TO BELLA EVERY THING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
HOW?
IT IS A SONG
It says BELLA?
Ya.
Why did I get stuck with the insane sister?
Because of the orange juice.
KKKKKOOOOKAMUNGA MUNGA MOONGA MONGREL JACOB!
This is just getting too much. You guys need to see a shrink.
I USE A GRAVITY VORTEX TO SUCK YOU UP!
Byez, Imma go find Jazzzzzzzz
BYE! It's just you and me now eddy...
Oh god.
THE BOOGERS CRAWL UP YOUR NOSE TO ESCAPE ATTACK FROM THE CATTERPILLERS!
Vampires don't have...boogers.
FLOWERS ATTACK YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP!
Oh really?
Emmett said I was full of boorishness. WHAT KINDA WORD IS BOORISHNESS!
Resembling or characteristic of a boor; rude and clumsy in behavior.
OHEMGEEE!!
Right.
YOU'S A WALKING DICTIONARYYYY!
Just...stop.
DOODEL DOG!
Bye...
TOOTIES! SLAP YOU SILLY LIKE A BAGEL!
A/N: This was literally a convo on MSN with my friends. And NOTE! Some of you took the last chapter the wrong way! I AM NOT ABANDONING NOTES GALORE! IT WILL LIVE!! Okay? Okay. But I'll write the big brother thing on the side. I can multi task, don't worry.
