Naruto FanFiction

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Dedication & Chapter Inspiration: deepxwriterxaboutxeverything – hopefully this chapter worked out successfully :) & Kagome-Loves-Kouga – Maybe Sasuke will make his move and well one thing will lead to another (evil grin)

A midnight wedding, that's just asking for trouble, whether it be; getting in the wrong place at the wrong time, improvising and making up your own choreography, or even a little trip on the dance floor.

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Getting Closer - It Only Takes One 'Accidental' Trip

Glancing around them, both Sasuke and Naruto felt claustrophobic as people swept in from every entrance leading from the hallway into the main hall. A pink figure in the distance of heads waved over to them. Naruto started to weave through the people to reach the pink kunoichi and her partner but Sasuke pulled him back after catching Sai's eye.

"Sasuke-teme, what are you doing Sai and Sakura are over there"

"Exactly" Grasping the blonde by the hand, the raven lead him out into the less crowded hall. He proceeded to take Naruto down a series of corridors with out a clue where he was going"

"Sasuke, what's going on? Do you know where you're going and hey don't pull me I'm perfectly capable of walking myself-" He was silenced as Sasuke turned on him with a devious smirk. "Hn. For now dobe…"

"But Sasuke…"

"Why don't we wait a little before going to the courtyard ceremony?"

"…"

"Dobe, I want to 'talk' to you" Sasuke was playing his seducing tune again. The longing gaze and fondness for Naruto was glistening in his eyes. "…Y-yeah, yeah let's wait for a bit. It'll be too crowded in the courtyard anyway"

Opening a door nearby Sasuke allowed Naruto to enter first before closing the door behind them. "So…what did you want to talk to me about?" The hyperactive blonde sprawled out on the bed casually, breathing in the awkward silence.

"Nothing much…I just want to prove something…"

"Oh, and what's that?" The Uchiha drifted closer to lie next to the blonde on the bed. "Hn," He snuggled closer so that only Naruto could hear him, not that there was anyone else in the room that would hear him.

"Dobe…" The raven breathed sending stray strands of blonde hair dancing. "Teme that tickles, what is it?" Taking the opportunity to make Naruto understand his point, Sasuke nibbled at the unguarded ear, "You…are…mine." He whispered.

A sharp knock on the door snapped them back to reality. "Hurry up, in there! Your kimono-dress is on the door and you have the next fifteen minutes, so move it!" The muffled voice on the other side of the door yelled.

It must have been the wrong room as there were no signs that anyone other than Sasuke and Naruto had been occupying this room. The footsteps disappeared "…A kimono-dress? I didn't know you wore dresses Sasuke-teme" Naruto giggled.

"Usuratonkachi…"

"We should probably give this back to whoever" The blonde replied getting up and retrieving the dress. "Or you could put it on…"

"Why?" Naruto questioned looking at the unusual lacy and beaded floral kimono-dress.

"Hn, it could be very interesting … for one bowl of ramen I dare you to wear that kimono-dress to the ceremony…"

"Make it five bowls and I'll wear this kimono-dress all the way back to Konoha!"

Licking his drying lips, Sasuke helped the blonde to slip out of his suit and orange tie, into the newly found clothing item. "Hey Sasuke, remember when we played 'sailors' as kids and Itachi got really mad when I dared you to use his boxers as a flag?"

Sasuke smirked. Playing imaginative games and dares with Naruto had always been interesting, cutting shapes out of Itachi's boxers and hoisting them up onto the washing line pole was and had always been a special memory.

"…Sasuke? Naruto what are you guys up to?" A younger version of Itachi came out of the house and into the garden where the younger boys were playing "Are those my boxers…!?"

They glanced at one another, their cheeky grins giving away their innocence. "Er… Nii-san, do you want to play with us?" Looking at his out of shape boxers Itachi shrugged "Ok but If I play; I get to be the captain" Waving their hands above their heads the younger boys replied "Hai, Itachi-Taichu!"

Although Itachi hadn't been too pleased, he joined in with their games all the same, from cutting up the curtains to dressing up in their mothers best dresses. Maybe that's where his liking to dresses began.

"So how do I look?" A pair of hands sliding across his waist was a sure sign that he was looking decent at least in Sasuke's eyes which is all that mattered. The hands left him for a moment as they went away to crown the blonde head with a glistening tiara.

"Ready dobe?"

"For you to treat me to ramen? Definitely" He grinned cheekily and opened the bedroom door stepping outside. Sasuke followed behind.

"There you two are!" A lady caught Naruto by the arm. "The wedding will go underway any second now come on! And you too!" She fretted grabbing Sasuke's arm too. She pushed them out from under the archway into the courtyard and to the beginning of the isle.

"Sasuke what do we do now!?"

"We walk down the isle." He took the blonde's arm and threaded it through his own.

"Sasuke? Did I mention that I hate you at times?" The other bridesmaids and their escorts where gathering behind them. Unfortunately for the two shinobi, they were taking the place of the lead bridesmaid and the best man who had mysteriously run away hours before. "Dobe"

Taking the lead, Sasuke walked forwards with Naruto tagging along, a basket with a small bouquet of flowers had been forced into his hands. Alongside the flowers was a note with the bride's vows written on it. A similar note had been placed in Sasuke's suit pocket with the groom's vows on it.

The Uchiha registered the shocked and confused looks on Sakura and Sai's faces as they walked past them in the audience. Now came the point in which the two had to separate and stand on either side of the groom but instead of doing so, Naruto took his place next to Sasuke, causing a little mumble in the audience.

Then came the moment they had all been waiting for, the priestess dressed in a white intricate and flowing kimono-dress walked down to stand next to her soon-to-be husband.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today…"

The raven looked so smart and irresistible in his dark suit and purple-blue tie that Naruto lost track of what was happening. "And now do you have your personal vows ready?" There was a long pause where everyone was staring at Naruto who had only realised after Sasuke had elbowed him slightly.

"Oh er… here" He handed the Priestess the note while putting on a high-ish voice, his tiara flopped down to make a mask again. She stared at him for a second almost recognising him. Naruto snapped up straight and hid himself behind Sasuke. "Tch dobe…"

It was probably more entertaining for the guests and the actual people getting married, but for Naruto it was nothing more than boring and tormenting. To keep his mind off of the huge audience Naruto kept his eyes on Sasuke, for how long he had been staring was unknown.

"…To have and to hold…"

'I want to hold my Sasuke plushie right now…'

"…For richer for poorer…"

'Sasuke doesn't mind me eating his food, using his electricity and water…and yet I'm not exactly the richest ninja in the world …'

"…In sickness and in health…"

'Hmph ever since I started staying with Sasuke I've eaten nothing but "healthy" vegetables…and tomatoes eww I don't see why that teme like's them so much…'

"…To love and to cherish…"

'Cherry-ish? What's that eat cherries all day long? Hmn…Cherries are little red tomatoes aren't they? Heh, Sasuke would be overjoyed. What the hell is that teme staring at!?'

It was at this point in time that Sasuke had turned to stare equally back at Naruto. He had been fully aware of the eyes glued to his face and coincidently he had been thinking along the same lines as Naruto.

"…Do you take this man standing before you, to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

'Sasuke's standing before me…of course I'd take him to be mine! Or whatever that guy just said! I MEAN…er ahem…it's ok Naruto calm down, this is our thought bubble no one can hear us. Stupid teme look elsewhere you're making me feel uncomfortable!'

Naruto's face coloured slightly as Sasuke's stare intensified as if to say, 'well dobe do you take me to be yours?' 'I do…I do… I do! Are you happy now Sasuke! If you want me to yell 'I do' out to the world I will. So stop staring at me like that!'

"I do"

'What? What did that hag say? Did she just 'I do' to marrying Sasuke!? Not on my watch'

"If there is any reason why these two must not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace!"

Naruto was about yell out 'stop the wedding, you can't have Sasuke!' but the Uchiha had seen this coming. The blonde gave so much away in his eyes, to Sasuke it was like a movie showing on the big screen. The blonde felt the raven catch his lips as he was spun off of the staged platform on which they were standing, behind a nearby hedgerow.

Thinking that this was all part of the choreography the other bridesmaids and their partners repeated the action on the opposite side of the newly wedded couple. A flow of dresses and colours twirled of the stage. Just as "…Without further ado you may kiss the bride!" was announced.

Fireworks sprang out of the floor around the couple creating swirly patterns in the midnight sky. The reception was indoors so slinking away and blending in with the crowd was very easy.

"Sasuke!? What the hell was that!?"

"Hn, dobe. That was me stopping you from disrupting the mission."

"…Hmph whatever, come on they might be serving ramen back in the palace." Ignoring the mischievous smirk on the raven's face Naruto pulled him back up the courtyard steps.

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"Sasuke-kun!? What where you doing up there?" Sakura and Sai had met up with them eventually after spotting Sasuke and Naruto walking into the dining room. Naruto had headed towards the buffet while trying to untangle the tiara out of his hair.

"Completing the mission"

"But why did you give that bridesmaid away? I thought Naruto-kun was yours and only yours" Sasuke sarcastically clapped on the inside. So Sai did understand that Naruto was Sasuke's property and no one else's.

"I was completing the mission and to do so I did what had to be done"

"Where is Naruto-kun?"

Naruto bustled over with a large platter of food and still struggling to tear the tiara out. "Dobe, you're not suppose to take the silver platters, they're for serving food not eating off." The Uchiha took the platter off of him and placed it on the table where they we sitting.

He then helped the boy untangle the hair accessory. "Hi Sakura, ouch, Sai, oww! Sheesh Sasuke, try not to rip all my hair off"

"Hn, sorry dobe" The blonde took his seat next to Sasuke. The Uchiha had kindly given him the jacket part of his suit to cover up most of the dress. No one would notice. Much.

"Naruto? Where were you earlier when Sasuke had to give that bridesmaid away" Looking at Sasuke he searched for a cover story. "You did teme? Oh well you could have said. I had to sit next to this old cat lady and well she sneaked that cat Tora or something in there."

Shrugging Naruto pushed the platter in between himself and Sasuke and tucked into the food. "Eat it then. See I even picked up a handful of tomatoes for you teme" He picked one up and waved it in the Uchiha's face.

Sai noted the unusual menu that the blonde had acquired and asked gesturing to one of the food items, "Naruto-kun what is that? Can I try some?" Subsequent to talking to Sakura, Sai was ready to try a new tactic. "Er…sure but there's a whole tray full up there-"

As Naruto made the negotiation of handing the little dish of interest to Sai, Sasuke grabbed his arm. "Dobe, I don't like dancing. I don't want to dance."

"Wha?"

"I said I don't want to dance."

"Ooh Sasuke-kun I'll dance with you" He should have known that Sakura would interrupt. But if Sasuke got her dancing with Sai, well at least it would keep Sai away from Naruto and Sakura would not be drooling all over his Uchiha blue shirt.

"But Sakura-san he said he didn't want to dance?" Sakura's twitchy smile dawned on him that she would make Sasuke dance with her. Noticing, Naruto did exactly what the Uchiha wanted. "Hey Sasuke come on dance with me! Please, please, please!"

"Hn. Alright dobe if you insist" They moved over to the dance floor.

"Sakura-san? Would you like to dance as well?" This time a genuine smile spread across her face "Arigatou Sai" It was a genuine smile but behind it was evil grin. This next dance was one where the dancers had to switch partners and she and Sai would deliberately dance near Sasuke and Naruto.

The raven and blonde were currently slow dancing together. The smirk on Sasuke's face widened when an old man walked over to congratulate Sasuke and his dance partner the 'leading bridesmaid' who had been scheduled to marry a few months down the line.

"I'd recognise that cute face anywhere. She's one beautiful girl you've got there. You look like a fine gentleman yourself. All the best to you two for the future. Write me an invite and I'll be there in the audience throwing glitter and confetti." He chuckled, nudging Sasuke in the ribs one last time before hobbling back to his table.

Naruto frowned "I'm not a girl! Come on I obviously look like a boy" Sasuke didn't reply he was too busy monitoring Sakura and Sai's indiscreet movements towards them.

"Hah, fancy meeting you two on the dance floor" Sakura laughed but was rewarded with a dry audience. "Sakura, you saw us leave…"

"Oh haha, yeah…"

For the luck of Sasuke and Naruto the dance hadn't changed. It was a brilliant atmosphere; everyone was lost in the lights and music. Including Sakura who had given up her attempts at winning over Sasuke. She was cuddled close to Sai with her face inches away from his as they slowly rotated on the spot.

It would only take one 'accidental' misplacement of a foot and all kinds of things could happen. For better or for worse Sasuke decided to chance it. He led Naruto towards them and it was Naruto's clothing choice that did the deed.

The long kimono dress had dragged on the floor as they had danced, the original bridesmaid must have been quite tall because Naruto was struggling to keep himself, from tripping up in it.

Sai took a step back but found his foot caught in the material. He couldn't move his foot because Sakura's foot had occupied the space. He side stepped but managed to catch Sasuke's foot and being unevenly balanced with Sakura's weight pushed against him he fell backwards.

He fell fortunately into a vacant chair but Sakura had fallen on top of him. Their faces were glowing and were present with shock as their lips collided on impact. Sakura pulled away slowly but instead of squealing that the 'accidental' kiss wasn't with Sasuke, she remained silent. Sai had no objections to her sitting on his lap.

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"Hn" Sasuke was leading and also acting as a look out, everything seemed according plan. "What?" Naruto was leaning in close due to the watchful eye of the old man and the need because of the type of dance.

"Things are going well, dobe" He felt the blonde cuddle into him. "Teme, there are times when I absolutely love you" The cheeky face looked up at him with a huge cheesy grin.

"Hn, and there are times when I absolutely want you- Itachi!?"

"Itachi!?" Naruto followed Sasuke's gaze to a table where Itachi dressed in a brightly coloured dress, sat. Seeing that the couple on the dance floor had turned their attention to him, he waved.

Tonight would be an interesting night for everyone …

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A/N: Wow that's a long chapter XD Big thanks to my chapter inspirers :) Yay I managed to get it all in, but this does mean that the next chapter may take a little while. Hope you enjoyed it :)

I looked some of that wedding stuff up so the one liners in between Naruto's thoughts are real.

Did anyone like that little bit with Itachi, Sasuke and Naruto as children? I was thinking of starting a new fic with shorts about Itachi and Sasuke and a little bit of Naruto too and what mischief they get up to. XD

Happy Fanfic Reading!