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They belong to their representative owners, except for most of the OCs in the story.
Blue Blur Missing
"SONIC!" Amy yelled, marching around the Smash Mansion. "Sonic, where are you? You can't hide from me forever! SONIC!"
"What are you yelling about this time?" Knuckles asked, approaching her as he was having a conversation with Lyn.
"Have you seen Sonic anywhere? He's late for our date!"
Lyn raised an eyebrow. "You sure it's not a date made up entirely by you and he's not even aware of it?"
Amy sweatdropped. "Uh… probably… It's… OH, THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! Have you seen him anywhere?"
"Hmm, not really." Lyn said, and then Tails walked by.
"Has anyone seen Sonic anywhere? I was planning on taking the Tornado out on a test drive and was wanting Sonic's opinion." Tails explained, and then cue Eggman walking up.
"Have any of you seen that blasted hedgehog? He should've been thrashing my latest creation right about now."
"He's probably out for a run." Lyn suggested.
"Are you for real?" A voice asked as they turned to see Shadow leaning on a wall. "Give me a break, you clearly don't know what Sonic is doing right now."
"Then what's he doing?" Amy asked.
"He's in the library."
"Library? Pfft! Yeah right! Sonic is in a library? That's rich." Eggman said, as they heard Knuckles whistling to himself and then Lyn pounded her fist into her palm.
"Oh that's right! It's that time of the week, isn't it?" Lyn asked. "You guys might want to check the library. He might be there."
Tails, Eggman and Amy looked at each other, wondering if what Knuckles, Shadow and Lyn said was the truth. They walked over to the library down the hall and then opened up the doors, and heard a few voices as they went to the source of it. When they turned the corner, the three of them jawdropped.
What they saw before them were chairs and bean bags in a circle with Sonic, Blaze, Zangief, M. Bison, Zelda, Palutena, Richter, and Chun-Li reading together. "So, anyway, like I was saying, I loved how she-"
"SONIC?!" Tails found his words as they turned to them.
"Oh hey, guys!"
"What… are you doing?" Amy asked.
"Having book club." Zelda replied. "Sonic was the one who started this."
"After I suggested that he tried something that doesn't involve running around." Blaze pointed out.
"Who knew a book club would be so enjoyable." Sonic said. "Anyway, Zangief, as you were saying?"
"Ah, yes… I loved how the love interest-"
The trio looked at each other in disbelief. "Is he going through an identity crisis?" Eggman asked, which Tails and Amy shrugged in response.
Death by Hugging
"Why do you guys always seek me out like this?" Jaune complained as he was with Team CRDL, against his will.
"We just want to apologize for all the nasty things we did to you." Cardin casually said.
"Uh… if you say so." Jaune said, giving them a glare. "What's the real reason?"
"We just want you to pull a prank on the Hands. Give them this Pokeball and it'll cause them to panic!"
"…This doesn't have anything to do with you not being in Smash, does it?" Jaune asked. "Cause there were rumors of you picking on that Piranha Plant."
"Now, where would anyone get a silly idea like that? But seriously, open the door, yell "Surprise!" and run. Simple as that." Cardin said, firmly shoving Jaune away, and then he turned to his crew. "This will get ol' Jauney boy kicked off the roster… and then we'll find us a spot there!" He smirked.
"Sounds like a good idea." Sky grinned as they followed him toward the office where they heard the Hands talking to each other about something and then Jaune grabbed the door handle. He wanted to run away, but he turned his head to see that CRDL had blocked the way for him to leave, so he took a deep breath and opened the door.
"SURPRISE!" He yelled and then threw the Pokeball into the door, closing it behind him where they heard the sound of the Pokeball opening up.
"What in blazes…?"
"Ooooh! I know what this is! I say we put it in the Pokeball Pokemon roster!"
"Well, I WAS considering bringing in some Alola Pokemon…"
"So, shall we?"
"We shall! But first…" The door opened up to reveal the Hands. "Who's idea was it to bring this Pokemon into my office?" He asked.
"The craziest thing happened!" Cardin said. "We were just visiting the Smash Mansion to cheer the Smashers on when we saw Jaune coming in with a devilish smirk on his face. He had a Pokeball in his hand and we tried to stop him, but it was too late!"
If Master Hand had a face, he's be raising an eyebrow skeptically. "Uh… huh… is this true, Jaune?"
"Uh… well, no… it's-"
"Ninja!" A voice said as Greninja appeared in front of them. "Ninja Nin Grenin."
"Really! Is that right…" Crazy Hand mused.
"That's quite interesting." Master Hand said.
"You understand Pokemon?" Jaune asked.
"We're the beings of Creation and Destruction. We had to learn the Pokemon language in order to understand what the heck they were even saying!" Crazy Hand explained.
"So, from what Greninja is saying… you wanted to get Jaune out of the roster by having that Pokemon do a number on us and so you could have free reign on the Smashers?" Master Hand asked, as CRDL paled and sweatdropped. "…Judging by your faces, I take it as a yes. I think it's time we put this Pokemon to the test."
"Here girl!" Crazy Hand encouraged as a Pokemon emerged from the office… which was none other than Bewear itself. "I hear that these four individuals want a hug."
"Bewear!" Bewear cried as it ran over to CRDL as they tried to run away screaming, but Bewear grabbed all four of them and gave them a big ol' hug, where they all heard sickening cracks.
"Because Red and Leaf are having a tag team battle in Squad Strike, I shall fill in for them." Crazy Hand said and cleared his throat. "Bewear, the Strong Arm Pokemon: This Pokemon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug." He recited.
"WHAT?!" Jaune yelled.
"Yeah… paging Dr. Mario! I repeat, paging Dr. Mario!" Master Hand called.
"Be right there!"
Bewear put down the four KO'd teammates and turned its attention to Jaune and Greninja. "G-Greninja, you gotta help me!" Jaune exclaimed, only to find a sign next to him.
"You're on your own, pal!" The sign read.
"Oh no…" Jaune paled and then ran off while the Bewear ran after him, wanting to give the guy a hug.
Weak No More
"You sure it's a good idea to have a little baby run around the mansion and let it battle?" Fox asked with concern.
"I don't see anything wrong with it." Samus replied, casually drinking some lemonade and was in her casual attire.
"Do you NOT remember Melee? He was like on the low bottom of the tier lists!" Falco explained.
"Tier lists are for suckers, and I don't believe in them." Samus said. "Besides, things are different now."
"I get that!" Falco said. "Before the Brawl tournament, he evolved and you took care of him during that Subspace Incident, and now he's the strongest Pokemon in the Ultimate tournament. But now, we have another one. Are you sure it's a good idea? You practically adopted it."
"Don't worry, I've been keeping an eye on his health until he was good and ready."
"Yeah, and look who we got this time. Ridley, K. Rool and Incineroar! Let's not forget about some of those Assist Trophies. Seriously, Guile is not to be messed with."
"Or Akira." Fox added.
"Even Yuri has her moments." Falco quietly said, shuddering at the thought.
"You oughta give him some credit." Samus said.
"The next match is about to begin! For those who want to watch, make your way to the stands."
Fox looked to see what it was. "A 1-on-1 match in the Final Destination version of Spear Pillar and it's… oh… that's gonna suck."
"What is it?" Falco asked and looked at it. "Welp. This is gonna be Melee all over again."
On the stage itself, Incineroar made his way to the stage and waited for his opponent, and then opened his eyes and looked down, and saw his opponent. "Pichu!" It cried, while Incineroar let out a hearty laugh.
"Three! Two! One! GO!"
Incineroar ran forward and did a Forward Smash attack, but since Pichu was so small, he ducked and then unleashed a Skull Bash, directly onto Incineroar's knee and then let out a few Thunder Jolts as Incineroar growled and tried to do a Skull Bash but Pichu dodge rolled out of the way and unleashed another Skull Bash, and then did a Thunderbolt to knock Incineroar down, but Pichu jumped away while the Thunderbolt connected.
Incineroar got back up and tried to do the Alolan Whip, but Pichu quickly sweep kicked him to knock him over and then Pichu grabbed him and rolled over to knock him off the edge as Pichu jumped over the edge and unleashed another Thunderbolt, smacking right into Incineroar and spiking him into out of bounds.
"GAME! Pichu… WINS!"
"Pichu Pichu!" Pichu grinned.
Falco and Fox jawdropped while Samus had a smirk on her face with her arms folded. "You were saying?" Samus said.
"…He got lucky! He won't win that easily!" Falco said.
Several battles later…
"…I can't even believe what I'm seeing." Falco said, his eye twitched as Pichu was sitting on top of a pile of KO'd characters, ranging from Wario, Marth, Captain Falcon, Mr. Game and Watch, Mega Man, Sonic, Luigi, Richter, K. Rool, Donkey Kong, Lucario, Daisy, Ryu… not even Ridley and Ganondorf were spared from Pichu's wrath.
"We're not in Melee anymore." Fox said as Pichu ran down and tackled Samus excitedly.
"Did you make mama proud?" Samus said in a cute voice that took the two space pilots aback. "Yes, you did! Yes, you did!" She said, rubbing Pichu's head while it nuzzled Samus' neck affectionately. "Come on, let's go get some ice cream!"
"Chu!"
As the two watched them walk away, the two of them looked at each other in bewilderment and had one thing on their mind.
"WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!" Both of them yelled.
Behind the Mask
"So, do you even know what's behind Meta Knight's mask?" Pit asked, casually sitting at a table with Dark Pit and Inkling Girl.
"You can't be serious." Dark Pit said. "I obviously know what's behind the mask. Meta Knight is a Kirby."
"But how do you know that? His mask breaks off for a brief second and he goes away before anyone can see what his face looks like." Inkling Girl said.
"Exactly!" Pit nodded. "It's got to be something amazing!"
"…Why do I even hang out with you?" Dark Pit grumbled as he walked away.
"I mean, just think… he could be hiding something! Like… probably some deep scarring that he doesn't want to see." Pit said, stopping Dark Pit in his tracks. "Like, it could be battle scars."
"Or it could be something hilarious! Like blimp lips or buck teeth!" Inkling Girl grinned.
"Oooh, he could definitely be hiding that… or perhaps he secretly doesn't have eyes at all. Or maybe he's wearing an eye patch! Or perhaps-"
"I'm betting battle scars." Dark Pit said. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm in."
"We have to figure out how to get his mask off though… but how?" Pit wondered.
"It's lunch time, isn't it?" Inkling Girl pointed out. "Meta Knight usually sits with Snake and Lucario, and sometimes Lucas, Red, Ike and Marth join them too."
"Hmm, that's right… he should have his mask off at that moment." Pit folded his arms. "The others should easily see his face so they can see what he looks like."
"Let's go." Dark Pit said.
In the cafeteria, Pit, Dark Pit and Inkling Girl gathered together and sat next to each other, sitting a few seats near Meta Knight's group and Meta Knight was the last one to sit down as he adjusted his mask, as Pit, Dark Pit and Inkling Girl leaned close… and then Pac-Man went past them on the table, gobbling up crumbs on the table and unfortunately blocking the trio's sight. "Agh, move!" Pit complained.
"I can't see anything!" Dark Pit exclaimed.
"I got it!" Inkling Girl said as she did her Super Jump to get a better view of Meta Knight, but unfortunately, Kirby saw her up in the air and mistook her for actual calamari and sucked her in. "WAIT! WAIT! NOOOOOO!" She yelled before being gobbled up by Kirby while the two Pits sweatdropped, then turning their heads to see Meta Knight's mask back on, both of them facepalming.
A few minutes later…
Inkling Girl walked out of the cafeteria, looking mortified. "So, how was it?" Pit asked.
"NEVER. AGAIN!" Inkling Girl yelled.
"What are you complaining about? He copies your ability all the time."
"Yeah, in battle! But have you SEEN Kirby's insides when you're not sparring with him?! IT'S NOT FUN, I TELL YOU!" Inkling Girl yelled before slapping herself. "Ugh… I'm not gonna be sleeping for a while…" She grumbled. "Anyway, where's Meta Knight now?"
"He's training. We gotta distract him somehow." Dark Pit said.
"I know of something." Pit smirked.
In the training room, Meta Knight was going toe to toe with Lucina with Wii Fit Trainer and the Wii Fit Board observing the spar, both of them showing no signs of letting their guard down and then Pit pulled out a few Smoke Bombs. "Let's do this." He said and threw them in the room, where the whole room went up in smoke as the trio ran in during the distraction and grabbed something, then running out.
"Did we get it?" Inkling Girl asked.
"I hope so!" Dark Pit said.
"I don't recall masks being so heavy…" Pit wondered as they got out of the room and realized they grabbed the Wii Fit Board by accident. "…Oh…"
"WILL YOU PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT?!" The Wii Fit Board yelled, as Inkling Girl sweatdropped while Dark Pit facepalmed as Pit put him down as he marched back into the room.
"Nice going, you moron." Dark Pit said.
Several attempts later…
Pit sighed. "Okay, so pushing rolling crates didn't work, a banana peel didn't work, sniping Meta Knight with the Splatterscope didn't work-"
"I'm not sure how he even dodged that!" Inkling Girl complained.
"Sending in an Inkstrike didn't help either…" Dark Pit said as they walked around. "There's got to be something we can do."
"How about smacking him with a Gooey Bomb?" Pit suggested.
"No."
"Aww…"
At this moment, Meta Knight walked up to them. "If you wanted to know what I looked like, you could've just asked." He said as the trio turned to him in shock, as they looked on in anticipation as Meta Knight reached for his mask, all of them at the edge of their non-existent seats.
"…Wait, is he usually pink?" Dark Pit wondered at the last second and then the mask came off.
"Hiiiii!"
"KIRBY?!" The trio yelled.
"Poyo poyo!" Kirby giggled, taking off the cape in the process as Pit and Inkling Girl fainted while Dark Pit pinched the bridge of his nose in irritation.
"I wasted this entire day for NOTHING!" He yelled, unaware of a voice chip inside the fake mask while down the hallway, Meta Knight watched them from afar while chuckling.
"You gotta show them eventually, you know." Marth said.
"No one needs to see what I look like behind my mask. A few of you are lucky to even see what I truly look like." Meta Knight said and then walked off, leaving Marth alone.
"Your loss." Marth said and walked off.
Blegh, writer's block... should've had this ready to go by Christmas, but I struggled on how to start the Bewear skit. Finally, inspiration came and I went right to work... literally 15 minutes before the New Year started. So, basically, I was finished when the new year began. Yay! (...Of course, this is NOT how you start the year. Why did I have to get a cold to start the year off? Eh, could be worse... I could've had the stomach flu.)
I also finished World of Light and you're probably eager to hear my opinion on it. It. was. BEAUTIFUL! Seriously! From beginning to end, it was THE BEST! I'd rather play this again than Subspace Emissary!
(Spoilers beware! Scroll down if you haven't played World of Light yet!)
Galeem was a pretty good boss fight, and then who shows up? Dharkon. Hoooooooooooooly crap, THAT boss fight topped Galeem... and then you fight the two of them together, provided you balanced the two out in The Final Map. I might have pulled a Thanos and said "Perfectly balanced. As all things should be."
I've seen people complain that World of Light drags on with one too many fights. Personally... I don't see that. If anything, I think it drags on with some of the more harder Spirits. (Looking at YOU Pauline, The Boss, M. Bison, Dark Emperor and Giga Mac! Special mention goes to Yarn Yoshi and the Chorus Kids! I'd say Wily and Jeff, but they weren't QUITE as difficult...) but other than those particular Spirits, it was a pretty enjoyable ride. They say World of Light dragged on, but I think people forget that Subspace Emissary dragged on too, what with Brawl's pacing and... that HORRID Great Maze.
Speaking of Subspace Emissary... how in the WORLD did Dharkon bring back Tabuu? That raises several questions... though I wonder Dharkon used to live in Subspace? ...New headcanon confirmed!
But seriously... you can play as MASTER HAND in the end of the journey! FREAKING MASTER HAND! That was simply the most epic thing i've seen!
As I was watching the True Ending and finished it up, I decided to see what the two other endings were if you decided to take on Galeem or Dharkon. Galeem's ending is.. well, back to square one. Everyone, even Kirby, is trapped in his light once more. Though, the way he finished off Dharkon was quite awesome.
Dharkon's, meanwhile... WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I JUST WATCH?! Master Hand clones getting skewered alive, Dharkon grabbing a hold of Galeem and STABBING his core (My friend said that Dharkon imprisoned Galeem, but I dunno... I don't think Galeem would've survived getting impaled like that.) and... Mario friggin' DIES while Dharkon takes over the world! Wh-wh... what the heck?!
Galeem and Dharkon are by far the nastiest and darkest Nintendo villains EVER in a Nintendo game.
If you thought Dark Samus, Ridley, Dimentio, Shadow Queen, the Shroobs, Ganondorf, Demise, Majora's Mask, Dark Bowser, Cackletta, Dark Star, Dark Fawful, literally every Kirby villain ever was dark for Nintendo...
HA! Galeem and Dharkon says hello!
EVERYONE IS DEAD!
(Spoilers end here!)
So... anyway, i've also heard rumors of the next DLC characters in Smash, consisting of someone from Dragon Quest (Which I don't know much about), Ryu (Or Ryo?) Hayabusa (Which I know nothing of either, but from what i've seen... it's Castlevania but with Ninjas. I think.) *sighs* STEVE... from Minecraft with a Master Chief skin. (I don't have anything against Minecraft, mind you. It just looks... boring and doesn't look fun. Doesn't really look like my cup of tea. If you like Minecraft, then hey, that's fine! But why would you pick Minecraft over something like Banjo Kazooie and Halo? Seriously, these two would make sense to be in Smash over Minecraft!) And finally... Doomguy himself, which I COMPLETELY approve of! I just hope the one with Steve is wrong... and Ryu. Do we need another Konami rep here?
Also, can I just say the Smash Online SUCKS?! Holy crap, I haven't disconnected this many times before... and i've been banned at least three times because of it! (12 minutes is understandable, but... 48 minutes and an hour and four minutes? That's ridiculous!) There's a rarity where I can play normally with a little bit of lag here and there, but... ooof... not my fault Peer to Peer sucks. (And I have a good online connection to my Switch, so what gives?)
Anyway, that's enough of me gushing about World of Light and other things. It's time for another poll since we have a tiebreaker! Should be up momentarily... anyway, see ya at the Paper RWBY side. And Happy New Year!
