Ah, last chapter.
Really, I don't know what I should do with the remaining like, three ideas that are either sitting in my inbox or reviews. Gah X.x
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei
Number Fifty
I will not speak about tampons when Shishido is already freaking out.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, I ACTUALLY TRUSTED YOU FOR LIKE, A WHILE AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW, I TOTALLY GET BITTEN IN THE ASS FOR IT!" Shishido shouted.
"Shishido, it wasn't wise at all the trust Gakuto from the start. I mean, Gakuto can do anything, really."
"What, all I did was cut off like, a itty bitty bit of his hair and sold it on eBay! And now the kid's spazzing at me like a person high on like, coffee or something."
"And if you ever did that to Atobe's hair, he'd kick you off the team immediately," Oshitari said.
Mukahi shrugged. "Doesn't matter, his hair's a wig anyways."
"ORE-SAMA'S HAIR IS NOT A WIG!" Atobe countered from somewhere far, far away.
"Fine!" Mukahi shouted back. "It's made out of blueberry frappucino!!"
"ORE-SAMA STILL HASN'T FORGIVEN YOU FOR THAT INCIDENT!!!"
"Well you know what, I-…wait, I just lost my train of thought again."
"Let's face it, you never had one," Shishido growled.
"YES I DID!"
"YOU LOST YOUR MIND A LONG TIME AGO KID."
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE I CUT YOUR HAIR WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION."
"GO DIE!!"
"HEY, AT LEAST I WASN'T AS STUPID AS TO BLOW UP ATOBE'S STUPID GARAGE WITH POPSCICLE STICKS!!"
"Dude, you just like, insulted your doubles partner."
"Right…"
"Fu…fu…"
"I think he's pissed," Mukahi stated.
"No really now. He's just having this strange, angry aura just cause he feels happy and wants to be the Easter Bunny this year."
"You wanna know what I bet? I bet he's going to make you eat cream cheese sushi," Shishido said.
Mukahi gasped. "Oh no! Not the horrid sushi of DOOM!!"
"Yes, the horrid sushi of doom."
"You said it wrong."
"How?"
"It's supposed to be horrid sushi of DOOM, not horrid sushi of doom."
"…I don't see the difference."
"Not doom, but DOOM."
"…I still don't see a difference."
"SHISHIDO, YOU'RE STUPID!!" Mukahi cried out. "I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TAMPON IS!!"
Shishido's eyebrow twitched. "I know what that is."
"OH REALLY?!"
"Yeah…really."
"OH REALLY REALLY?!"
"Yeah, really really."
"I BET YOU DON'T!"
"I bet I do."
"You didn't even get Opposite Week!!"
"Neither did you. And what does Opposite Week have to do with anything?"
"Ore-sama-" Atobe began.
"No."
"But-"
"No."
"LIST-"
"No."
"I think I'm going to go out for a walk…" Shishido said.
"Wait!! Take this with you!!" Mukahi threw a strange, random object at him.
Shishido ducked. "What the heck was that?!"
"It's something that you obviously need."
WE INTERRUPT THIS CHAPTER FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY RANDOM AND UNNECESSARY AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY.
"I don't get it. Why did make a genre called 'WTF'?" Mukahi asked.
"I think it's the genre that you're supposed to be in," Shishido said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"NO IT IS NOT!!!"
"Yeah it is. I swear like three-quarters of the humor section is probably going to get transferred into the 'WTF' section."
"Why?"
"Because it's like, crack."
"…"
"And it totally doesn't make any sense and it makes people go into 'WTF' mood."
"…"
"And their families ponder on their sanity."
"…"
"You're totally not getting this, are you?"
"No, not really."
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. NOW BACK TO THE CHAPTER.
"…No, seriously, what was it?"
"A tampon, duhh."
"AND WHY WOULD I NEED THAT?!"
"'Cause, I bet you're totally a girl in disguise."
"What do you take me for, a Mary Sue?"
"Yeah."
"…"
"I mean, even Yuushi agrees with me!!"
"…No he doesn't."
"I don't, Gakuto, stop making up random things," Oshitari called out.
"Well, still, I totally believe he's a girl in disguise who's playing tennis illegally in a boy's tennis team."
"…"
"Okay, so once upon a time there was a Mary Sue named Shishido Ryou who totally joined the tennis team just so he could meet Ootori Choutarou, cause Shishido is just a stalker and he totally is a Mary Sue. Yeah, so like, the coach found out and he was all like 'don't worry, we don't care if you're a girl' and blah blah blah."
"That's total BS," Shishido growled.
"Well, it's totally true." Mukahi flipped his hair.
"…What was that?"
"What?"
"The flipping hair thing."
"Oh, that was just my awesome like, recreation of Wicked."
"…"
Mukahi flipped his hair again.
"Now I'm thinking you're the girl."
"ORE-SAMA-" Atobe tried again.
"SHUT UP, ATOBE!!"
"Gosh, everyone's so irrespectful to our captain," Mukahi snorted.
"Don't you mean disrespectful?"
"Yeah, whatever, same thing. You're still a girl."
"I'm not."
Mukahi held out a picture. "Says this."
"YOU IDIOT, THAT'S THE PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE THAT YOU MADE!!"
"AHA! SEE, YOU'RE PMSING NOW!!"
Bang!
They turned around.
And saw Atobe on the floor.
"Gakuto, Ryou, please stop arguing. You've gotten Atobe into fits," Oshitari said.
"…How?"
"You both raised his blood pressure, and now he's lying on the floor unconscious."
"I KNOW! WE SHOULD DRAW ON HIS FACE!" Mukahi cried out.
"…"
Heh…last chapter. Yay!
Meh. I'm tired. XD
