Author's Notes: first time up at the top, but here is an Author Note.
This story was made pending a request from Diagon the Uber Lord of Lawlz. So, I made this story for her request.
Are you happy now, Miss "All right?" (Alright :P)
XD
Oh yeah, you other reviewers can send in requests if u want :)
"So, Marth..... Do you have a girlfriend?"
Marth growled in annoyance. Honestly, could he not watch TV in peace? It was his favourite show, Too Soapy for Soap, and he wanted to watch it in peace!
Instead, Snake and Falco were bugging him about his social life.
Damn them......
"Hey, Marth, you got a girlfriend or what?"
Marth growled in annoyance. "No. I have no girlfriend. Shut up now."
"C'mon! You're the prince of Altea! Gotta have some chick somewhere!"
"Well, maybe it's some Altea law. Arranged marriage or something."
"Shut up, you two! I'm trying to watch my show!"
"All he's got is that crush on Lyn."
"SHUT UP!"
"Yep, but he can't work up the guts to do anything about it."
"Shut the freaking Hell up!"
"C'mon Marth! We can give you dating advice!"
"Teach you how to bring in all the chicks!"
"They'll be hanging onto your every breath!"
"He might be gay."
"C'mon, just one advice session!"
Marth had had it. Standing tall and proud, he drew Falchion and faced Snake and Falco.
"You'll never stop at one!"
With this shout, he drew a Beam Sword.
"I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!"
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! OW! MY FACE! OW! OUCH! GET OFF! HELP! MEEP! ARGH! OW! MY EYES! MY LEGS! RIGHT IN THE JEWELS! MY FEATHERS!"
"YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLANET! GIVE ME YOUR FACE!!"
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!"
Author's Notes: Well, Snake and Falco p*ss off Marth, whom appears to have been watching too much Transformers, judging from these Optimus Prime quotes XD
Well, Snake suffers as always, while Falco faces Marth's face fetish! (So does Snake)
Good old Marth :P.
