Jack!
The Doctor unlocked the door to the TARDIS, letting in Jack and Rose.
"That," Jack was announcing to Rose, "is why you should always pack an extra shirt." He winked. Rose put her hands over her mouth and giggled. The Doctor followed in behind them, throwing his overcoat on the railing and walking over to the center console.
"So, where are we headed next?" Jack asked, turning to the Doctor and nudging Rose.
"Woonoid," the Doctor said, his attention focused on the TARDIS controls.
Jack's face froze in astonishment for a second. Then he grinned widely.
"Oh, ho, ho- this is more like it." Jack started unbuttoning his shirt. "Normally your choice of planets is, how do I put this delicately, BORING, but this is—"
"Oh. My. Gosh." Rose stormed away from Jack, hands in the air.
The Doctor casually glanced up before going back to work on the TARDIS controls.
Then his mind engaged. He looked back up. "Jack."
Jack was too engrossed in stripping to hear him.
"Jack!"
Still nothing.
"JACK!" the Doctor yelled.
Jack looked at him, hands on hips. "What?"
The Doctor rubbed his forehead and said plaintively, "It's before the nudist colony was established."
"Oh."
"Put-put your clothes back on. Now." The Doctor risked a glimpse through his hand. "Oh! Right now. Right- right now." Shuddering, he turned back to the controls, bending over them with great concentration.
After Jack had finished putting his pants back on, and was working on his shirt, Rose walked past him to join the Doctor.
"Prat," she said.
----------------------------------------------------------5 hours later----------------------------------------------------------
The Doctor unlocked the door to the TARDIS, letting in an unusually quiet Jack and Rose. He was shaking his head, stunned. "Unbelievable."
"What?" Jack said, a little too loudly.
The Doctor followed them into the TARDIS, pointing his finger at Jack. "You-you-you," he spluttered, looking at Jack, dumfounded. "I can't believe you did that!"
"It was going to happen sooner or later!" Jack protested. He shrugged and said in a small voice, "I just made it happen sooner."
Rose started laughing. The Doctor turned on her. "This is not funny, Rose."
She kept laughing, Jack joining in.
The Doctor spun away, hands in the air. "I'm surrounded by idiots."
And still shaking his head, the Doctor sent the TARDIS into the time vortex, the blue box disappearing as the newly founded members of the Harkness Nudist Colony watched it go.
The credit for this amazing story idea goes to Mini Librarian. Writing this made me laugh really hard.
