Season 5: Smashers' Life 2
Chapter 53: Luigi's Big Day
Production code: Season 5, Chapter 2
Rated TV-14-D.
Summary: Luigi spends his day by himself. Meanwhile, Meta Knight become the new chef upsetting Kirby.
The Big Day
Luigi: Today's the big day
That's mean I gonna spend
A day myself
Today's the big day
This day will kick ass.
(song ends)
"Whoa, that's such a short song," said Mario, breaking the fourth wall. "You're spending your day yourself."
"Hell, yeah," said Luigi.
"What will you do on your "big" day?" asked Mario.
"I'll spend the day in my restaurant and after that, the mansion by myself," said Luigi.
"ReallY? No Master Hand around on your big day?" asked Mario.
"Yep," said Luigi.
"Nice, Luigi. How nice of you!" said Master Hand, looking annoyed.
"OK, have fun. See ya in 12 hours." said Mario.
Luigi drove to his restaurant.
"Yay, Luigi's here," said the customer.
"Whoa, you are good mood today," said Luigi. "Place open for business."
Later...
"Hey, Alex," said customer #1. "Since I love this place very, I wanna have sex with Luigi."
"WHAT?" asked Luigi.
"...oh, I wanna have sex with the food instead." said customer #1.
Luigi smiles.
Kirby walked to Luigi's Pizza.
"Hey, Kirby. I though you stayed at the mansion," said Luigi.
"Yeah, but I wanted a pizza. Can you order some for me?" said Kirby.
"OK, your pizza will take about 10 minutes. By the way, who's in the charge at the mansion cooking?" said Luigi.
"Dedede," replied Kirby.
Meanwhile at the mansion, King Dedede was put in charge of cooking.
"Kirby out you on charge? Lame," said Meta Kingiht. "I wanna be in charge."
"I can cook well," said King Dedede. "See that?"
The egg is on fire.
"No, it's not! It's on fire!" said Meta Knight.
"HOLY CRAP! Relax, Smashers, I'm going to save breakfast," said King Dedede.
"Uh uh..." said Master Hand. "Your fired."
"Heheh, nice one," said Meta Knight, "because it's on fire."
"Thanks," said Master Hand. "Woul you like to be the new chef?"
"Hell yes I would," said Meta Knight.
"But make sure you don't make the food on fire, ok?" said Master Hand.
"OK, Master Hand," said Meta Knight. "I'll be doing this job very well."
Back to the regular plot, at the resturant of Luigi's.
"Your birthday on October 30? Cool," said a customer.
"Yep, that's why I won a spooky mansion the day after my birthday," said Luigi.
Later that day.
"What it is it, Luigi? I need to go to home already," said another customer.
"1PM," replied Luigi. "It'll be ready in a minute."
Meanwhile.
"LUNCH TIME, SMASHERS!" said Master Hand.
"Cool, I can't wait to see Meta Knight's cooking," said Pit.
"It's better not be good as mine," said King Dedede.
"Hey, everyone," said Meta Knight. "I cook you lunch."
The Smashers cheered.
"I'm back!" said Kirby.
"Good news, Kirby!" said Meta Knight. "In case you didn't hear, I'm gonna be the new chef!"
"WHAT?" asked Kirby. "HOW COME? I kicked ass at cooking!"
"Because I was serving lunch and you missed. HAHA!" said Meta Knight.
"But I did an amazing job at cooking. I WANT to back to go back cooking!" said Kirby.
"But it too late. Master Hand fired you," said Meta Knight.
Kirby looked worried.
"Looks like I need to find a job of my own..." said Kirby. He sadly walked away.
"Poor, Kirby." said Pit.
"Yeah, I think you created a monster, Master," said Mario.
"What are you talking about? MK is awesome at cooking," said Master Hand.
"Yeah, but Kirby lost his job here," said Meta Knight. "If he ever coming back working here?"
"Unlikely, I guess," said King Dedede.
Meanwhile, Kirby is sadly looking for a job.
"Hey, puffball," said the chef. "You look lonely. Are you looking for a cooking job?"
"Oh, yes, I am," said Kirby.
"That's cool," said the chef. "But can you tell me why you're sad?"
"Well, there's a stupid ass who ruined my job as a chef, so I got kicked out." said Kirby.
"That's sucks," said the chef. "But it would be great if you became a good chef here. Let's start the routine.
At Luigi's Pizza.
"Looks like my work here is done," said Luigi. "I gotta go to do something important."
"OK, Luigi, I will see you tomorrow," said one of his helper.
Luigi went to his mansion. As usual it was nothing but Boo instead.
"Hello, Luigi..." said Boo.
"Hello, some gay ghost I don't know," said Luigi.
"Of course, I'm gay," said Boo. "I just had sex with you now."
"WHAT?" asked Luigi. "Come back what you just said!"
Meanwhile...
"I think you should give up," said Mario.
"Why?" asked Meta Knight.
"Kirby misses his job here," said Mario.
"He doesn't, I swear," said Meta Knight.
Mario angrily grabs MK.
"Listen, you dumb ass, if Kirby gets a job and runs home crying, you're gonna get it!" yelled Mario.
"Geez, what's wrong with you?" asked Meta Knight.
"I'll tell u. Kirby want to go back to this job," said Mario.
"It's too late," said Meta Knight. "He can't go back."
Mario beats MK by the nose.
"Yeah right," said Mario. "But I don't care about your new job anymore. I WANT THE OLD CHEF BACK!"
"Bad news, everyone. Mario wants Kirby back," said Meta Knight.
Then, at Pizza Hut, Kirby is cooking a pizza.
"Wow, Kirby, you're doing really good," said the manager.
"Thanks, Phil," said Kirby. "I'm warming to it."
At the mansion (LUIGI'S)...
"OK, Boo, what do you wanna do today?" asked Luigi.
"Have sex with you," said Boo.
"EWW! STOP THE GAY THING!" said Luigi.
"Not untill you sleep with me," said Boo.
"Mario hates gays," said Luigi. "So, I WANT U TO GET OUT."
"Fine," said Boo. "I'm still sleeping with you."
"Finally, some along time," said Luigi.
Boo then eventually came and kisses Luigi on the face.
Luigi got mad and chases after him down.
"Why are you mad at me for?" asked Boo.
"You won't let me spend my day alone!" said Luigi.
Meanwhile...
"GO, KIRBY!" said the customer as Kirby cook pizza.
"Everyone loves me..." said Kirby.
Until then...
"KIRBY! YOU GOTTA COME BACK!" said Mario.
"As a chef at our home," said Kirby. He then crosses his arms. "Nope. I can forget that junk. If that doofas knight wanna take my place then I..."
"Look, Kirby," said Mario.
"Huh?" asked Kirby. "Why Meta Knight crying?"
"Cause he got fired," said Mario.
"It's Ok, Meta Knight. Kirby might come back," said Master Hand.
"So, what do you chose?" asked Mario. "This or your old job?"
"My old job," said Kirby.
"WHAT?" asked Phil, shocked.
"So long, suckers...!" said Kirby. He closes the door.
"I'm glad you're back to...wait, is that Luigi driving back home?" asked Mario. "He must had a bad day."
"Well, let's go home," said Kirby.
At the mansion.
"Luigi," said Mario. "Anything wrong today?"
"Yes," said Luigi. "That gay ghost won't leave me alone. So, today wasn't my big day after all because of that stupid ghost."
"Yeah, Boo can be an ass sometimes," said Mario. "but at least we're back to normal."
The end.
