Disclaimer: I don't own SGA, the characters, etc.
(Past)
"You're an idiot," John grumbles as he pulls the black beanie down on his head. "We're not seriously going to do this."
"Come on," Ronon grunts. He's in the house before John can figure out how he picked the lock.
"You know this is illegal."
"She stole my watch, that's illegal."
"You mean you left your watch and she refuses to give it back because you slept with her and then never returned her calls except to ask for the watch back."
"It was an expensive watch."
"One date, you could've just gone on one date."
"And then what. Have her stalk me? She called me 57 times in one day."
"Just hurry up and find it, will you?"
They make it out, no problems. It doesn't stop John from calling his friend an idiot one more time.
