As the battle on ACROSS continued, the Kona Force summoned the giant Bear Robot, in which the Kona Force is controlling. The Bear Mecha began to fire at the castle, as the Puchuus, armed with rocket launchers and missiles, continued to fire at the super robot.
"GO! KODIAK-TRON!" They shouted, as the huge bear fired a laser, destroying the Puchuus.
"Man, down!" A Puchuu huffed.
The mecha continued, as Miyazawa rushed inside.
"Holy shit!" She cried, "As long as they are distracted, I'll be able to go inside!"
She stepped in, as the door closed.
At the viewing room, Percival and Miz-K are setting up the chapter.
Yet another "Behind-the-scenes" moment…
"Come on, man!" Miz-K cried, "It's my story!"
"I'm the producer!" Percival shouted, as he and Miz fought, "NO WAY am I letting you type it!"
"Now, now, buddy. Do it, so we can start the chapter."
"Okay… I don't like it, since it continues…"
"Do it!"
"NO! MY STORY, MY DECISION, MY RULES!"
"I'm the author; you're a lowly-."
"Shut up! Shut up!"
They continued to fracas, as Beavis and Butt-Head watched on.
"Uh… This sucks…" Butt-Head said.
Beavis said, "Yeah… When are they getting to the good stuff, but, uh, make it suckier… Heh, heh, heh…"
"Uh… I think I know what's missing… Huh, huh, huh… They must, like, have extra characters, or something. Huh, huh, huh…"
"Yeah, really… Heh, heh, heh… This story is getting worse off. Heh, heh, heh… Damn it…"
"Uh, maybe they, like, uh, need help… Huh, huh, huh… Let's go help them."
Butt-Head left, as Beavis followed, "Yeah… Heh, heh, heh… Mis-Adventures of Beavis and Butt-Head… Heh, heh, heh…"
"This is gonna be cool… Huh, huh, huh…" Butt-Head laughed.
They appear, as full-play characters, in the next series of chapters. Why?
Take it away, Percival!
"I, Percival P. Gaynes, have given its story a thought, by approving of the story to end the ACROSS Arc there! Furthermore, Miz-K Takase has ordered me to say it:
The MIS-Adventures of Miyazawa and May have been confirmed and renewed for 26 more chapters, following the 52nd chapter, which is after this one!"
Acknowledged, Miz-K (True story)
Percival sighed, "Can I go now?"
Chapter 51
Miyazawa and May vs. ACROSS (Part 4)
At That Woman's chateau, the outsiders tried to grab Michi, but couldn't. Ronny was the only casualty.
"Aw, man…" Roger said, "Any ideas?"
Miranda had an idea. She pulled out a bag of pebbles and grabbed a handful.
"This will make sure we find a certain pathway," she said, "If one of the rocks hit the floor, they may show a tile with a trap."
Cole said, "Good stratagem, there. But will we grab her, in time?"
Kimura asked, "How can we know about the pathway?"
"Trust me," Miranda smiled, "These pebbles are the size of Easter eggs; that, or the size of golf balls."
She threw the pebbles down, hitting the floor.
"When did you had those?" Roger retorted.
"I confiscated them from those bullies from Springfield," she answered.
And just like that, the traps set off, revealing many holes, full of lava, spikes, acid, and such. The only safe way to the glass case was straight, which is a straight line.
"Oh, smooth strategy, Argos Baby," Roger snuffed sarcastically.
Miranda said, "Well, at least we know where to go."
Kimura stepped forward and ran to Michi. He approached the case and grabbed it. But Roger called to him, "Kimura! Throw it!"
Miranda called, "No! You might miss and break her! Now, slowly walk towards us!"
Kimura said, "Right… I have to not drop her in acid."
He walked slowly, as Miranda signaled him to go steady. Cole and Setsuna were nervous. Roger looked at the front way, hearing footsteps.
"Hey," he asked, "You hear that?"
Setsuna whispered, "Someone is coming."
Cole shushed, "Who is it?"
It was April and her friends, and they found Michi, in her glass case. April gasped, "Set… Setsuna? My Sensei?"
Pedro cringed, "Sensei?"
Butch and Cassidy cried, "What is this mess?"
Miranda cried, "Wait! It's not what you think!"
Kimura made it and placed Michi down.
"MICHI!" April cried, as she approached the case.
"What did she do to you… that monster?" She sobbed, as everyone watched.
"You know her?" Roger asked.
April said, "YES! She was my queen! She was the queen of Plastic World, a place from where I was born!"
Roger snuffed, "Here come the waterworks."
Pedro said, "April is sad that Michi is like this. Pedro was trying to help, along with his friends. But Miz-K…"
Miranda asked, "What about Miz-K?"
Cole said, "Something that he did?"
Butch explained, "He… He defeated That Woman for us… but he sacrificed himself for us."
Miz-K Disclaimer: I'm not dead! See Chapter 49…
Everyone gasped. April cringed, plus, Pedro was crying.
"How? How did he?" Miranda sobbed.
Cassidy shouted, "YOU! How did you get here?"
Cole explained, "We were on our way to save Michi, for you."
Roger added, "Basically, the six of us were to save her, but little Ronny was the only death of our circle."
Miranda said, "We never intended to destroy any of you. We wanted to rescue your Queen. I'd done the same thing, coming from a republic with a royal kingdom."
April looked around and smiled, "Well… Thanks."
She then looked up and saw her Gastly painting, above the mantle.
"There you are, my most prized possession."
Miranda asked, "Uh, so what now?"
A voice called, "Now, you all die!"
A woman appeared and was laughing evilly, covered in soot and ashes.
"Oh, no!" Sandora cried, "She…"
"Why? It… cannot be…" Butch winced.
"Her power…" Cassidy cried.
"But… But how?" Pedro yelled, "That Woman was killed by Miz-K's kamikaze! How could she survive?"
"Haven't you forgotten?" She smirked.
April gasped, "No… It cannot be! How can you…?"
Cole was shocked, "So, that's That Woman?"
"Yes…" Setsuna said, "That that."
"Huh?" April was confused, as That Woman smiled.
"I'd like to know why and how you managed to stay alive, you bitch!" She yelled.
That Woman smirked, "Oh… I have friends. It just so happens that my mama was not only Dawn's mother… but my estranged mother and papa's second lover!"
Pedro shrilled, "NO! You don't mean…"
Roger asked, "Who? Who was your bastard mother?"
That Woman smirked, "April… Tell us…"
They all looked at April, who said, "It's true… Her mother…"
She hollered, "…was The Great Will of the Macrocosm!"
A collective gasp filled the room, as That Woman laughed evilly.
Meanwhile, the Kona Force finished off the ship's entryway, preventing from a catastrophic world-shaking. They jumped down and ran inside the fortress, while Dan, Chris, and Elise snuck into the control room that Tenma was in.
"The Kona Force is heading to where the Gang and Miss Takara are," Elise said, "We'll have to disable the coordinates to the next area."
Dan said, "We'll have to be sure."
The twins were there, as well.
"Hey, Elise," Kagami said, "How long will this take? If we make one wrong move, the place may explode, if any."
Elise said, "That could be right. It hasn't happened yet, but we cannot take the chance of a second go."
Dan stated, "Blow it, and let's go home!"
Elise shouted, "DAN! Not until Arima is out of the picture!"
Tsukasa held Mr. Mumbles and was very upset, "No… Arima must be gone. If this cat can live, so will we."
Elise began to hack into the computer, as Kagami helped. Tsukasa, Dan, and Chris were waiting by the door.
"Keep an eye out for intruders," Dan whispered, "Anybody comes, we'll clobber them."
"Can I help?" A female voice called, leaving everyone in shock.
"What was that?" Kagami shivered, "What kind of cold feeling is this?"
Dan was shocked, "No… Who, or what, was that?"
Chris was petrified, as Elise stopped. She turned around and saw…
"Boo."
…Tenma!
Elise gasped, as Dan cried, "Elise! Stop her!"
"I don't think so!" Tenma smiled, as she struck her.
She fell to the ground, with a thud, while Kagami and Tsukasa were scared stiff.
"What kind of woman is she?" Kagami shivered, "N-N-N-Never have I felt such power…"
Tsukasa cried, "It's… It's like she's… death, herself."
Her flowing black hair and pigtails, dressed in her full-body suit, waved, as electrical waves engulfed her body. Tenma Tsukamoto, Arima's right-hand assassin, was about to attack the intruders.
"So… Trying to stop my brilliant plan?" Tenma giggled, "So happy to see you… Too bad that you have to die."
Dan shouted, "I am not afraid of you!"
He held a crowbar up and shouted, "Whatever you are, Sparky, I won't hold back on you!"
He bellowed, "I… am Dan! I am from California! And in the name of everyone I know, including the Lucky Star Whatever, you're finished! Chris, the Kagamis, and Elise cannot fight you, but I will!"
Tenma sparked and shook in anger, "I look forward to it. My circuits are to avenge anything, since a woman's heart cannot be tainted. You see, I am simply Arima's unbeatable cyborg… AM-Net!"
Dan laughed, "If you are invincible… prove it… YOU JERK!"
He charged at Tenma, crowbar at hand, and banged her head with it. Tenma didn't stagger or flinch. She had a very small dent in her head.
"WHAT THE?" He cried, "How did you-?"
"Made in Japan; the best cybernetics that money can buy," she smiled.
Dan screamed, "I won't let you win!"
They began to fight, as Tenma was feeling angry. The Hiiragis were in astonishment.
"Whoa… He's not giving in," Kagami said.
Tsukasa spoke, "Even when his friends are no help, we'll be able to help… once we have feeling in our legs, to move."
Kagami growled, "Damn it! Who is she, this AM-Net crap?"
At the throne room (owned by Lord Il Palazzo), Arima was in a brooding mood, since he shot his wife. He was simply upset and worried.
"What have I done?" He thought, as he remembered what he did, with the gunshot echoing, "Why did I do this to Yukino. Why? How did I know that?"
"Souichiro… I love you…"
Arima was angry, "NO! Why did I hurt her? Yuki-Chan was the one I loved and bare children… Why did that happen? How did I suddenly shoot her?"
It's because you have proven yourself…
"Who said that?" He gasped.
A shadow of Arima appeared and smiled, "You finally did it. You had someone to cure your gloom… but you just had to become the leader of an evil organization. For this… I salute you…"
"STOP IT!" He cried out, "WHY ARE YOU EVEN BACK?"
The Dark Arima smirked, "Because… Yukino was your security blanket… And you killed her. I'm proud of you."
"What are you talking about? Why are you even-?"
"You know now that being the leader of ACROSS makes you the greatest dictator ever… since she made you what you are now."
Arima was trembling, as the dark one smiled, "Don't feel sad. You now have everything: a cool throne, a hot assistant (namely that Tenma kid), many followers, and your very own snappy duds. Who could ask for anything more? I could… Perhaps…"
Arima started to glow demonic eyes, as he was struggling to resist. The Dark Arima consumed him and took over his body. He stood up and laughed evilly. He then heard the sounds of footsteps.
"Ah… Intruders?" He smiled.
XXXXX
The Kona Force and The Gang were in the halls of his throne room.
Peter growled, "There they are. Now, we end this."
Farra thought, "Is it just me, or has Peter become a serious guy?"
Jonesy said, "This is it. Inside this room, we will have that man in our custody."
Konata said, "You guys so on ahead. Miyuki-Chan and I will be behind you."
"Cowards…" Steven laughed.
"No, she's right," Wyatt said, "We got powers now. And when we waste him, we'll be heroes."
Peter loaded his rifle and shouted, "NO TIME FOR CONQUERING HEROES, DAMN IT!"
Mizuki asked, "Uh… Have you loading that gun for, like, nine times now?"
"More ammo, more bloodshed!" He laughed evilly, "Foolish Arima… Everything you stood for… ends now!"
He broke the door down and cried, "HAIL, ARIMA! Ya rat!"
They all shouted, "YEAH! YA RAT!"
"What? Ya rat?" He growled demonically, "How dare you interfere?"
Farra cried out, "It ends now!"
Nikki stated, "Chances of winning are-."
"No need!" Heather cried.
Caitlin said, "Doesn't matter what we do! We're ending this whole hell, so I can shop again!"
Peter shouted, "ENOUGH! Time we fight!"
Konata got a message from Kagami:
"Hey… There're some soldiers marching down the entrance. Need backup… The others are busy with a freaky woman with pigtails, and we're too preoccupied. Send us some help!"
Konata cried, "Who wants to go and help Kagami and Tsukasa?"
Wyatt called, "I'm in!"
Jude cried, "Me, too!"
Caitlin cried, "What is it?"
"The soldiers are heading to the F City main gate, which is simply ACROSS's entrance. We need to neutralize them, post haste!" Konata cried, "Kagami and Tsukasa cannot help!"
They ran off, as Mizuki and Heather said, "We got this!"
Percival called, "Hurry back!"
Peter smiled, as The Gang, Miyuki, Konata, Nikki, Jonesy, and Jen stayed to fight Arima.
"So, shall we dance?" Arima smiled.
They charged at him, firing their special moves.
(Jonesy): "KONA HURRICANE!"
(Jen): "KONA STRIKE!"
(Mizuki): "DIVINE GIGALOT!"
(Percival): "OFF-KEY TRAMPLE!"
(Peter): "GUITAR SOLO SMASH!"
They each fired a huge laser beam shot, hitting Arima. He struggles down, as Nikki called out, "Probably a direct hit! The shot was like a piece of feather."
Peter cheered, "Well… Follow my lead, Mikki!"
"Nikki!"
Peter then charged at the evil tyrant, but was pushed aside. Farra held up her bazooka.
"JUSTICE BAZOOKA!"
BOOM!
Direct hit! Or so we say…
"Whoa! Bugger doesn't give up!" She cried.
Steven and Mizuki posed, while flying up, "BASS! TREBLE!"
They fired a twin beam.
"STEREO SHOCKER!"
POW! Did it work? YES! But, almost. Arima was singed, but was still standing. He then shouted, "Is that all you got?"
"Actually, no!" Miyuki shouted, and turned to the group, "NOW! EVERYTHING! Give everything you got at him!"
They all fired their weapons, but Arima was succumbed to pain, except he was still standing. He staggered and groaned…
"Good… Now… It's my turn!"
He waved his arms up and shot a dark wave at everyone, except for Konata and Miyuki. They all fell down, in pain, except Nikki, who was on her face.
"NOW I'M MAD!" Steven cried, as he charged at him.
Farra followed, along with Percival, but…
"Hmph… You must've learned these moves from a manga!" Arima smirked.
He punched Steven in the face, knocking him out, while Percival withstood to a fierce blow to the gut with Arima's knee. They fell to the ground, out cold.
"DARLING!" Farra cried.
She ran to Arima and delivered a kick to the head, but Arima caught her and swung her to the ground. Mizuki grabbed Arima's neck, but Arima's dark pulse sent her to the wall, crashing in. Heather and Jen ran towards him and delivered a huge barrage of punches and kicks.
"NOW! NOW! Finish him!" Miyuki cried.
The barrage was effective, but Arima was angry.
"STOP!" He screamed, "NO MORE!"
He yelled, as he threw Jen and Heather down, with a severe crash. Nikki stepped in, but was caught in the neck. Arima squeezed her neck, popping her head off.
Typical Ropponmatsu…
"DAMN YOU!" Peter shrilled.
Konata held up a choco cornet and blew in it, like it was a blow dart.
"Take this!" She yelled, as the dart was a small rocket, "CORNET SCUD!"
Arima caught it and threw it back to Konata.
"Child's play…"
BOOM!
"Kona-Chan!" Miyuki shouted.
Peter shouted, "Come on, man! Can anyone stop this jerk?"
Jonesy panicked, "We're dead! Everyone we know has fallen!"
He was right. Jonesy, Peter, and Miyuki were left. Miyuki chose to step in.
Peter whispered, "Miss Takara, no… You don't know what he's capable of."
Miyuki said, "No… I got a score to settle."
They went into a locked confrontation.
"So… We meet again, Arima…" she said, as she stared down.
"Funny. I'd always pictured you as puny. Last time we met, you were simply a small girl."
"I may be small, but I have a big heart."
She then glowed, "It ends now! The heart I have is one, that's all pure and good!"
Arima cried, "BRING IT ON!"
Peter signaled to Jonesy to leave. He carried both Jen and Nikki, and left.
"Senior…" Nikki spoke, from her detached head, "Where are we going?"
"Shh… Quiet!" He whispered.
BZZT!
Dan started to scream, as Tenma shocked him with her electric powers. He started to shake, as Chris was scared.
"DAN!" He cried, "I'll save you… if I know how!"
"THAT'S IT!" Tenma laughed, "Die in the darkness, while being fried!"
Dan groaned, "You're worse than my ex-dentist!"
Tenma giggled, as she continued, "Oh… Is that bad? I'll enjoy frying you for interfering. I have the power of both telekinesis and pyrokinesis, combined with cybernetic control!"
Elise grasped her and was sparking.
"DAN!" She screamed, "HURRY AND STOP HER!"
Dan grabbed the crowbar, but Kagami stopped her.
"Let us!" She bellowed, as Tsukasa jumped up with her.
They cried out, "HIIRAGI DROPKICK!"
They delivered a dropkick to her chest, causing her to scream in pain. Tenma then threw Elise down, while Kagami was pissed.
"Had enough, you cyber-bitch?" She shouted.
Tenma snapped, "NO WAY IN HELL!"
She tackled her down, while Tsukasa slugged her in the back. Tenma continued to pursuit, as Kagami struck, and Tsukasa dodged; then Tsukasa struck, and Kagami dodged. It's a little twin magic. Too bad Tenma wasn't severely hurt.
"FOOLS!" She shouted.
Outside, the Keroro Platoon, in their body suits, along with the Puchuus in their suits (the many Fuyukis, Natsumis, and Momokas), were outside, marching towards the vacant area.
Hyatt and Excel watched on, from far away.
"Senior!" She called, "We have to stop them! May is still in there!"
They were wearing their ACROSS uniforms, even if they were ex-agents.
Excel typed: "Excel is mad… Despite that we made new friends, it's up to us to rescue them."
Hyatt said, "Maybe so… but…"
Excel spoke weakly, "Don't die on me, Hatchan…"
Hyatt smiled, leaking a little blood.
They ran down, as the Puchuus marched along. Excel and Hyatt appeared, as the army stopped.
"Ah, Excel Android," Keroro smiled, "You have succeeded."
Excel winked and flipped the bird. She typed: "Up yours… You traitor… Excel only obeys Lord Il Palazzo…"
They gasped, as Giroro cringed, "No… But how?"
Tamama cried, "It can't be!"
Keroro was astonished, "The REAL Excel Excel?"
Dororo, in a Momoka Suit, gasped, "No way! I thought she was a myth."
Hyatt bellowed, "In the name of ACROSS and Lord Il Palazzo, you're all fired!"
Keroro smirked, in Fuyuki's voice, "Fools! There's a new boss in town. We're taking over, and you Pekoponians can't stop me! Uh… Us, I mean."
Natsumi saluted, "All Hail Lord Arima!"
The Puchuus cheered, "PUCHUU!"
Excel said, "Wow… You weren't kidding, Hatchan…"
Hyatt then said, "In that case, Senior…"
She yelled in a serious voice, "Let's exterminate them!"
"HATCHAN! What's with th-? Oop…"
She typed: "Why the emotional behavior?"
Hyatt retorted, "Why did you suddenly talked?"
"My doctor said to lay off talking, but I'm bored! It's been months!"
"Whatever the reason, you will fall to the new ACROSS!" Momoka shouted.
They charged at the Original ACROSS Agents, but…
BLAST!
Wyatt, Jude, and Caitlin appeared, from the blue. They jumped in front of the army and began to blast them with their attacks. Wyatt shot a huge Kona Fret at the left flank. Jude destroyed few of them, with his Kona Shred Attack. Caitlin threw lemons at them, blinding them.
"IT BURNS!" One Puchuu growled, smoking from the lemon juice.
"Hurts, doesn't it?" Wyatt smiled.
Excel asked, "Who are you?"
"We should ask you the same thing," Jude asked.
Caitlin demanded, "You a part of ACROSS?"
Hyatt nodded, "Yes, but I was fired for bad health…"
Excel typed, "And Excel broke her ability to speak."
Wyatt inquired, "You're fighting with us?"
Hyatt yelled, "May and Yuki are in there! We destroy them, because those women are my friends!"
Jude nodded, "We should."
"But they're ACROSS Agents!" Wyatt yelled.
Caitlin shouted, "They know Miss Miyazawa and Miss Haruka! What choice do we have?"
"Slim…" Wyatt groaned, "But we have to, or else!"
They continued to fight, as Hyatt staggered down.
Excel cried, as she typed: "WAH! In a robotic cry, Excel cries for Hatchan, because her serious tone killed herself. Somebody get a medic team!"
The Puchuus were taken down, one-by-one, but only the four remained.
"WE QUIT!" One Puchuu yelled, as they escaped.
"Whoa… Super cute!" Caitlin blushed.
"Not cute with those welts and gashes," Jude said.
Hyatt died, as Excel sobbed, "Avenge Hyatt!"
They cried, "RIGHT!"
That Woman laughed, as she glowed in a dark aura. She forced the others to fight her. They all disagreed, except for April.
"Cowards!" She yelled at them.
"NO! Sandora believes that this is your battle!" Sandora cried.
Pedro sobbed, "Pedro believes in you!"
Setsuna barked, "Set aside your hate and fight for what you believe in!"
Cole shouted, "Come on, April! Be like The Miz and be AWESOME! Defeat that nerd, That Woman!"
"NERD?" That Woman shouted.
"We'll step aside, but we won't give up on you!" Miranda said, in confidence.
Roger smiled, "You win, we go out for a pizza party."
Kimura cried, "DEFEAT HER, BUT NOT WHILE IN A SWIMSUIT!"
Butch cried, "Prepare for trouble…"
Cassidy shouted, "And make it double trouble… for her!"
April smiled, "Thank you so much… I won't fail you."
That Woman shouted, "I have had enough! We end this now, and forever! I will reduce you into ashes! ALL OF YOU!"
She lifted her foot up and charged her glow.
"NA… BE… HA… BE…"
"Oh, April…" she smirked evilly, as her foot glowed.
They all gasped, as April cried, "No… A Nabehabe-Ha?"
"I learned it from my papa, after he left me a note from Hell!" That Woman giggled, "And with Miz-K dead, I learned his moves, as well!"
April growled, as she glowed in a dark aura, "NA… BE… HA… BE…"
That Woman cried, "Your power is weakening!"
April cried, as she was charging, "That Woman, I will end you, with my own dark powers! My rainbow powers had become weak, but I'm happy to have my own strengths!"
That Woman growled, "You think so? I don't believe you! My mama is a strong Pokémon coordinator! I have blood in me, of a great legend, like her!"
"Spare me the sob stories. Your lies end now!"
They continued to glow, as the others watch on.
Cole called, breaking fourth wall, "Folks, we have to take a break. Who will fire first: April or That Woman?"
Miyazawa was looking around the corridors, looking for the throne room.
"Arima must be in one of those rooms," she growled, "Where is he? Some place to own a dank dungeon!"
As she ran off, May went past her, looking for Miyazawa.
"Yuki?" she cried, "Are you in there? I hope you'll survive. I don't know if I could…"
They were separated, from yards away. Will they confront each other, before it's too late?
XXXXX
Arima, however, continued to battle Miyuki, who was firing her beam… from her breasts.
"KONA FLASH!" She called, as twin beam missiles launched at Arima.
BOOM!
He was singed, but not badly hurt.
Peter cried, "It almost worked!"
Miyuki shouted, "I got more!"
She shone from her glasses and fired a laser beam.
"KONA HINDSIGHT!"
BOOM!
That blast showed promise, but not enough.
Arima cried, "NO! You cannot be that strong, for a girl with Moé points!"
"FUCK YOU!" Miyuki shouted, but panted in fright, "I cannot believe I said that…"
Peter growled, "Step aside, Pinky! Let a man show you how!"
He aimed his rifle and shouted, "Where do you want it?"
Arima snuffed, "You wouldn't shoot me, would you?"
"Hey! When you have been in the theater of war, you have to choose your enemies, wisely!"
"Go ahead and blow my head off! But don't become a sadistic person, using firearms!"
"This isn't firearm!"
He fired.
BANG!
It shot off huge metal ball bearing, piercing into his skin. His left arm was severely pricked.
"Damn…" he snuffed, "I was aiming for his eyes."
"WHY YOU…" Arima shouted.
Miyuki cried, "Fire again!"
Peter smiled, "You got it, Bra!"
He fired again, but Arima caught it, with his hand.
"It worked the first time!" Arima shouted, "But it won't happen again!"
He threw the ball upward, smashing the ceiling. A chunk of rubble fell onto Peter's head, knocking him out.
"Where's the turkey… dudes?" He was dizzy in pain.
Miyuki growled, "NO! Not yet!"
Arima smirked, "Such a fancy assemblage. Too bad they have all failed. It won't be long now, until Tenma, Keroro, and the Excel XL5 have succeeded."
Miyuki growled, as she glowed, "You… bastard…"
She ran after him and tried to punch him.
"KONA MEGATON PUNCH!"
She launched her punch, but…
CRASH!
Some of the debris that was from the same spot fell onto her. Arima had won. He left to his room, as the others were out, like a light.
Konata groaned, with blood from her head, "Mi… yu… ki…"
Outside, the remaining Kona Force were about to strike at the remaining four Keroro Platoon members.
Giroro shouted, "No way that I'm losing to you four Pekoponians! This is payback for what you guys did, back then!"
Keroro said, "That's right. We'll avenge our Aki Robot, for your sick deeds."
Some of the Puchuus arrived, enraged in pain. They marched, without their suits, holding up their rackets.
They all blushed, as the Puchuus marched along.
"They're distracted!" Dororo shouted, "Those Puchuus are awesomely cute!"
Tamama smiled, "Well, this is a surprising victory!"
But their victory was short-lived.
Keroro declared, "NOW! Let us blast these Pekoponians wi-!"
CRASH!
A huge vending machine broke the Fuyuki Mech, smashing him into pieces.
"Cute… Yes… But you're no Izaya Orihara!" Shizuo shouted.
Mami Honda declared, "You may be adorable, but you make me sick!"
It was Kanaka's Special Agents, up on the hill!
"On behalf of the AAW and Silesia-Prussia, we shall help fix F City!" Yagi cried out.
"HOLY TEACAKES! Excel's allies have increased!" Excel cheered.
Wyatt called out, "Room for one more?"
They ran down, as the Platoon was ready to attack.
"THIS IS FOR SARGE!" Momoka 1 cried.
She's the Tamama…
They all began to fight, as well.
Jude sighed, "I'm loving this…"
Dan was still in Tenma's clutches, but he's standing alone, while the Hiiragis were by him.
"Thanks for the help, you girls," he smiled.
Tenma smiled, "You think you can stop me, you humans?"
They ran off, as Tsukasa fired a beam from her hands.
"TSUKASA BEAM!"
Kagami fired her beam, from her fingers.
"FIVE-FINGER FLASH!"
Dan was flabbergasted, as they blasted Tenma, "Whoa… Amazing… I wish I had powers."
But he spoke, in self-confidence, "But it's time to fight! My revenge will be sweet!"
He charged at Tenma, smacking her in the head.
"TAKE THAT, YOU FREAK!"
Nothing. It showed no damage.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Tenma laughed, "You guys don't know when you can quit! I am simply indestructible!"
Dan whined, "Oh, come on! You're a machine, or somewhat of a human-machine!"
Kagami shouted, "We are not afraid of you, anymore!"
Tsukasa shouted, "Yeah! You want to destroy the cities for your boss's sick deeds! It ends now!"
Kagami sobbed, "I just couldn't do it… But Dan here has heart to win."
Dan smirked, "I just couldn't stay idly by and see you destroy this city!"
Tenma growled, as she sparked, "OH? You forget… I never intended to destroy your city. I intended them… to destroy ALL. Even after Lord Arima becomes successful, I'll kill him, the frogs, and those adorable Puchuus. AM-Net will have it, all to my own grasp. But let me tell you… the "A" doesn't stand for ACROSS, that's for sure."
She blasted the twins, with a huge miracle beam.
"MIRACLE BEAM!" She screamed.
Tsukasa and Kagami were out, after being blasted, but Dan was scared.
"Now… Now… Take it easy…" he pleaded, "No one wants to get hurt."
Tenma smirked, "Oh, really? Lord Arima knows what he wants, better than anybody or my developer! Everyone must obey us, or fall! Your pudgy friend here is obeying me."
Chris was still scared stiff.
Dan scoffed, "Pfft… He's just a baby."
Tsukasa looked at Mr. Mumbles, as she meowed.
"Kitty…" she groaned, "I'm… so… sorry…"
She stopped breathing and was out cold. The cat turned to Tenma, while she was surrounded by electric waves.
Dan was frightened, since everyone is out, including Elise.
"This won't hurt a bit," she smiled, "It all ends now… as long as you do exactly as I say. But, now, I guess you won't. Consider yourself… fried! Uh, I would say fired, but I only have plasma and electric in me."
"You… jerk; even for a girl!"
"Thank you! I just wanted to feel the dangerous justice in me… but it's even more fun to be a bad guy. Now I have Lord Arima to thank for taking everything over…"
She glowed and crack bolts of lightning in her, "And there's nothing you can do about it!"
Dan cried, "CHRIS! ELISE! ANYBODY! GET UP!"
He panicked, "Man… This sucks. This is what it's like to lose. Man, I don't know I became so angry. When this is over, and I survive, I'll change. I mean… someone has got to save me… Someone…"
Mr. Mumbles heard it and was angry. She jumped up and flew towards Tenma.
Tenma looked and smiled, "AH! Cute kitty!"
But Mr. Mumbles had other reasons. She jumped to Tenma's head and stretched out. She then proceeded to show her claws.
"Uh, oh…" she gasped.
Mr. Mumbles let out a roar and violently scratched Tenma, all over her face.
"AHH!" She screamed, "GET HER OFF OF ME!"
Dan shouted, "GO, MR. MUMBLES!"
Chris was happy, as was stunned, "Wow! Dan's winning!"
Dan called to him, "Hey, Chris! Now's our chance to leave! Take Elise and the Hiiragis and go, now!"
He then growled, "No. That woman hurt my wife… and now, she pays!"
He then looked around and thought of a plan.
"CHRIS! Hurry up! Mr. Mumbles can't do this, much longer!"
Chris saw a tall computer, standing at seven feet, behind Tenma. He rushed behind it and was hiding.
"As soon as Mr. Mumbles gets off that freaky girl, I'll shove it down," Chris whispered, "Elise, you saved my life, many times… Now, it's my turn."
Tenma shrieked, "STOP! ENOUGH! GET OFF OF ME, YOU FURBALL!"
She yelled, "DAMN IT! I SAID, ENOUGH!"
She threw Mr. Mumbles very hard, heading to the wall. Elise, who regained consciousness, caught her.
"Nice catch!" Dan smiled, "Also… What took you so long?"
Elise did a ninja stance and smiled, "NOW… it's your turn!"
"You…" Tenma seethed, "You are not going to win! NEVER!"
Chris noticed it and cried, "NOW!"
He pushed the computer towards Tenma, trying to tip over, but it was too heavy. Of course, he kept trying.
Dan shouted, "Face facts, cyborg girl! You lost! Even without Chris or the twins, you're still no match for me!"
Elise asked, "Where's Chris?"
Tenma started to boom, as she was brimming in electric energy.
"Oh, no," Dan gasped.
Tenma growled, "Well… I may have failed, but Lord Arima has already won! I shall use all my energy to vaporize you into nothing! This is what you get for crossing ACROSS!"
Chris then shunted the computer, as Dan and Elise looked on.
"Any last words?" Tenma smiled demonically.
Dan said, "Yes. Look behind you."
Tenma turned around, while Chris shoved the computer down onto Tenma.
"Game over, Am-Track!" Chris cried out.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Tenma shrieked.
SMASH!
Tenma was flattened, crushed underneath, by the computer. She couldn't move anymore. Chris was relieved and excited.
"CHRIS!" Elise cried.
"I did it…" he chuckled, "I saved you guys."
Dan smiled, "I knew you wouldn't chicken your way out! Good job!"
"Sorry… I had to react," he said, "When I saw Mr. Mumbles clawing her, I had to think of something."
Elise hugged him and said, "I love you."
Dan looked at the twins, who were still out. "So… now what?"
Tenma Tsukamoto… … …failed!
Back at the throne room, Arima was all alone, waiting for the results of his army, but to no avail yet.
"I sense that someone had lost!" He said, in a demonic look, "Tenma had failed me… or she just ran out of juice. The frogs… I'll bet they're winning!"
XXXXX
At the field, outside the fortress, the frogs were losing, as the AAW and the Kona Force were beating up the Puchuus. Rallo bopped them with his mallet, Kazuto kicked them around, Yagi kept throw them down, left and right, avoiding the cuteness, while Mami was severely pounded them, leaving purple blood and welts.
"OW, THAT'S-A PAINFUL!" One Puchuu growled.
Shizuo destroyed most of them, knocking them out cold.
"That's what you get, you cute little assholes!" He yelled.
One Puchuu sighed in pain, "We deserve it…"
Giroro and Tamama began to charge at the Kona Force, taking them down, with a huge lariat.
"NOW! Let's end you and go home!" Natsumi called.
Momoka 1 smiled, "This is so much fun!"
Momoka 2 exclaimed, "No one can stop us!"
Jonesy called out, "NOT YET!"
He fired a red laser and shouted, "KONA INFERNO!"
The flames hit Momoka 2, breaking her apart. Dororo jumped out, without getting singed.
Keroro watched on, from a rock, "NO! How did it happen?"
Giroro shouted, "FROG DOWN! FROG DOWN!"
Tamama shrieked, "Dororo is down!"
Dororo flew up and shouted, "Even with a Koyuki Mech, they wouldn't hold its own."
Natsumi shouted in anger, "DAMN YOU, KULULU!"
Jonesy joined the Kona Force, as the Puchuus continued to march.
Wyatt called, "Glad you made it!"
Jen was still out cold, while Nikki, still headless and her head on her lap, was working okay.
"Senior Jonesy, I tried to explain!" She said, "Our probability against Arima was 0% chance of winning!"
"Now you tell us? Where's your OFF switch?" Jonesy whined.
Jude cried, "We can't lose yet!"
Caitlin cried, "There's too many of them!"
She was right. The Puchuus regrouped, as Giroro and Tamama marched along.
Keroro called, "YES! DO IT! DESTROY THOSE PEKOPONS!"
Natsumi called, "You could, at least, help out, Sarge!"
Keroro giggled, "Uh… well… I'm Mech-less. I couldn't help you, without a machine to destroy."
Tamama said, "Leave him! We got this! Avenge Sarge and Dororo!"
Momoka 1 let out an evil glare, "ATTACK!"
Excel typed: "Guys, Excel isn't the one to butt in, but it's like a thousand of them and only four of you!"
Jonesy asked, "Why is she speaking in a voice box?"
Wyatt said, "Don't ask."
Jude then thought, "What about that freighter?"
Wyatt gasped, "THAT'S IT!"
He then called, "JONESY! Summon our backup Ropponmatsus! Code: K-G-M!"
"You got it!" Jonesy said, as he spoke in the speaker, "Dispatch K-G-M!"
Excel was confused, "Uh… What's going on now?"
Excel typed: "Excel is intrigued! Will she see the original Ropponmatsus from episode 25 again?"
Wrong! The freighter opened to reveal the Ropponmatsus of Tsukasa and Kagami. The 1s and 2s were still underground, safe and protected.
"Luckily, Konata planned ahead!" Caitlin smiled.
They marched in unison, towards the army.
"NOW, HIIRAGI ROPPONMMATSUS!" Jonesy called, "ERADICATE THESE FREAKS OF NATURE, SO WE CAN GO HOME!"
They cheered, as they marched, "Roger, sir! Roger, sir! Roger, sir!"
Giroro was shocked, "What the frog are those?"
Tamama cried out, "They're too cute for Sarge!"
Excel was shocked, as she typed, "Not what Excel had in mind…"
Hyatt woke up, "Senior… What did I miss?"
The Kagamis fired lasers from their eyes, while the Tsukasas fired missiles from their knees.
"HIIRAGI BEAM!"
"HIIRAGI MISSILE!"
BOOM! KABOOM! BAM! KERBLOOEY!
The Puchuus were badly hurt, along with the Natsumi and Momoka mechs.
Keroro shrilled in terror, "MAYDAY! SOS! KERO! How can my Squad lose, all of a sudden, by Pekopon robots?"
Excel cheered, "YAY! You go, robot girls!"
Hyatt smiled, "Even in your health, you're still energetic, as always, Senior."
"HOW?" Giroro cried, "Losing to a bunch of Pekoponian Technology!"
Tamama cried, "RETREAT! WE CAN'T BEST THEM!"
Keroro cried out, "Right… I think we should leave! ACROSS will win, yet!"
Mami Honda called out, "Not so fast!"
Hajime Yagi smirked, "You forgot about us!"
The AAW soldiers surrounded the frogs. Momoka wanted to attack, but…
SMASH!
Honda delivered a right hook, followed by Shizuo's kick. Tamama's Mech was wrecked, as he jumped out.
The Natsumi Mech was all alone. But Giroro was smiling evilly.
"I can take these guys, all by myself," he growled, "They forget that I am the most physical frog in the platoon."
Natsumi shouted, "You may have destroyed my platoon, hurt the Sergeant, destroy the mechs and Puchuus, but I am still standing!"
Just then, Chickenfoot music began to play.
Natsumi cried, "YEAH! This will be the end! That's what happens when you mess with AC-!"
CRASH!
2 Wycked ran down Giroro, destroying Natsumi Mech.
Carl cried out, "TONIGHT!"
Yagi scoffed angrily, "Where the hell have you been?"
Fred Sr. sighed, "We'd come sooner, except he was too busy choosing what to eat at the ramen shop!"
Freddie pouted, expressed regret, without speaking.
Yagi sighed, "Sorry, I asked."
Carl said, "What did we miss?"
Keroro was completely embarrassed. He sighed, "Figures… They never listen…"
The Mech was demolished, as Giroro climbed out.
"Ohh…" he groaned, "My head."
He limped off, without being noticed.
FYI, they used their cloaking technology to escape, in case you're wondering.
Rallo looked around and was laughing, "Yeah! We win! That's what happens when you invade our turf!"
Excel was confused, as the Ropponmatsus defeated the Puchuus.
"Go… Heroes," she sobbed, "Lord Il Palazzo, forgive your Excel for her betrayal…"
"You and I aren't even agents, Senior…" Hyatt remarked.
"I know…"
Keroro Platoon… … …failed!
Meanwhile, Miyazawa found the throne room and was poised. She busted down the door (don't ask how it got repaired) and ran inside, seeing a bunch of bodies on the ground. It was Konata, Miyuki, and The Gang, unconscious and out like a light.
"Damn… What a melee he made," she said, "I cannot believe that they fell to him."
She looked around to find Arima, but Konata woke up.
"Hey… Miss," she groaned, "Hello. Not to be a mean person, but are you after Arima?"
Miyazawa nodded and asked, "Yes. What happened here?"
"He's… He was… too much for us…" she weakly cried, "Please… avenge… the fallen… that that man… and his…"
She dropped to the ground, face-first, losing her consciousness again.
Miyazawa ran down to find her husband.
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Arima was pissed, while in his room.
"Damn! Everyone is losing! How is this happening?" He growled demonically.
"ARIMA!" Miyazawa shouted.
She arrived, as she was angry. She held up a gun and pointed at him.
"Souichiro… You bastard!" She yelled.
He gasped, "Yukino? You're alive?"
"YEAH! Don't ask me why, but you hurt me! NOW… I get to hurt you!"
He then smirked, as Yukino held a gun towards him.
"Go ahead and shoot me, my wife…"
"I… I… I will…"
She was nervous, but in fear.
"I don't know. I love him; but he's playing on the wrong side! What should I do?"
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May was in the throne room and saw a rope.
"Maybe this will help me…" she said, as she stepped into the throne.
She then was about to pull the rope, but…
BANG!
"What was that?" May gasped.
She heard a gunshot from Arima's room and dashed there.
"YUKI!" She screamed.
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Miyazawa did fire, but she shot upward. She then said that she couldn't do it. May appeared and saw Miyazawa and Arima together.
"I… I… can't shoot you," she sobbed, "I just can't."
"Oh… So he's Souichiro…" May smiled.
She hid behind a table and watched on.
"I want to help, but I needn't to interfere with their love," she chuckled giddily.
Miyazawa sobbed, "Why… Why have you become so evil?"
Arima giggled, "Oh, you should know. When those people adore me-."
"NO, no. I mean… Why you became a leader of a syndicate that you had Hyatt!"
"Huh? Hyatt?" May gasped.
Miyazawa shouted, "I want to know! Did the darkness come back to you?"
Arima stated, demonically, "Yukino… You don't know what to know… You see, if I did, I'd kill you again…"
"WHAT?" May cried.
Yukino shouted, "Why have you turned on me? I thought you'd help me with the whole universal mind fuck, but… But you won't help me!"
She started to cry, "Souichiro Arima… How could you?"
Arima approached her and felt her face, "Yukino… my love… It was fate. After living my dreams of a family and being a cop, I wanted more. You could say that Lord Il Palazzo gave me the promotion. Join me… because it is not enough. With our combined intellect, we came make the world as we see fit. You must trust in me. I'm your husband."
"No… No, that's not true! It's impossible."
"Search your feelings, my wife. We shall become a family, bring in the kids with, and together we shall rule the world, as one big happy family."
Miyazawa was trembling, "I… I don't believe it… You've changed. You're not my Souichiro! Why didn't Hyatt tell me sooner? You've changed."
Arima rebutted, "I don't want to hear it from you, about Ex-Agent Hyatt. My minions have all failed; don't you turn on me."
"I'll never join you! You've broke my heart!"
May was in tears, as she was terrified, "No… Yuki… Don't give in to this creep!"
She bowed down and cried, "What will I do?"
That Woman and April began their final shot. They both launched their Nabehabe-Has at each other.
"HA!" April cried out, firing from her hands.
"HA!" That Woman yelled, firing from her right foot.
Both blasts hit each other, as it was a stalemate. That Woman tried to charge it, and it did. She let out a cry, making her blast bigger. April cried out, and her blast was bigger than That Woman's.
Cole cried, "What an amazing match! Vintage April! It's a stalemate, folks!"
Setsuna yelled, "Come on! Do it, you tapeworm! Become the hero of this story!"
"RAHH!" She yelled, as That Woman removed her left shoe.
"Nicely done, April!" She yelled, "But I am ambidextrous!"
She blasted an energy beam from her left foot, combining her right foot's beam, making it stronger.
"Too… Strong…" April growled.
Pedro and Sandora jumped up, all afro'd, and launched their Nabehabe-Has at her beam.
"TOGETHER! Pedro and Sandora will not let you lose alone!" Pedro cried.
Sandora yelled, "Sandora will not stay in the sidelines! Papa, we'll help April to the very end!"
Pedro sobbed, "That's Pedro's proud son!"
They continued to grow their blasts, as That Woman shouted, "HUH? I only learned how to perform it, like in soccer! Damn you, you weak fools!"
She raised her left and right hands and glowed in a black aura, "NOW! Taste my Impactful On-Fours Deadly Beam!"
She fired, while floating, and screamed, with her beams combining, "NOW, APRIL! I SHALL REDUCE YOUR TEAM INTO FIERY CORPSES! And then… I'll revive Michi and make her my slave!"
April shouted, "NO! I WON'T LET YOU!"
That Woman shouted, "TOO LATE, MI CORAZON!"
Her beam turned black and surrounded April, Pedro, and Sandora.
That Woman laughed, "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! I WIN!"
Cole cried, "Oh, no! You have got to be kidding me!"
Pedro and April cried out, "NOOOOOO!"
Miranda shouted, unleashing her sword, "THAT'S IT! I have been letting them be the hero, LONG ENOUGH!"
Setsuna cried, "Me, too! I have had enough!"
They ran down, as Kimura sobbed, "Why did they go? They should wear swimsuits!"
Cole ran after them, "NO WAY! It'll be Jim Ross, all over again! Here comes Vintage Cole!"
Roger sighed, "Fine… Die, for all I care."
Kimura ran off, "But… if the world dies, my wife goes, too. I'll help."
Roger groaned, "Idiots!"
He ran off, as the Outsiders ran into the smoke. Butch and Cassidy were nervous.
"Uh… What should we do now?" They sobbed.
April cried, as she was hanging on, "No… Not like this… I'm sorry, Miz-K… I'm sorry, Pedro… and I'm sorry… Michi!"
Setsuna held her wrist and charged up, "NO WAY! My #1 student isn't dying like Miz-K did!"
Miranda and Cole joined, holding onto April's powerful beam. Kimura and Roger did the same thing.
"This is for all the Cole-Miners!" Cole shouted.
"FOR ARGOS!" Miranda cried.
"MY WIFE! I LOVE YOU!" Kimura shouted.
Roger yelled, "NOW! LET US FINISH IT!"
"What is this?" That Woman shouted, "I WON! What's going on?"
They entire group glowed in a gold aura.
"Better than being in color," April shouted, "I like the gold touch!"
The entire group was completely gold, but not surrendering. That Woman shouted, "NO! I WON'T GIVE IN! I won't let you stop me from avenging Papa and my Uncles!"
"THIS family tree is pruned!" Setsuna shouted.
April smiled, "I can do this… I can! I WILL!"
Team Rocket then saw Michi, still in her case.
"You thinking what I'm thinking, Biff?" Cassidy said.
Butch let out a Poké Ball and shouted, "Shuckle! GO!"
His Shuckle came out, while Butch was in anger, "Shuckle! Tackle attack on that display case, and free the Queen!"
Shuckle began to spin and dive at the case.
SMASH!
The case broke! Michi was free.
That Woman saw it, "NO! PUT HER BACK!"
Cassidy shouted, "Raticate! NOW COME PUT!"
Her Raticate appeared, as Cassidy bellowed, "HYPER BEAM!"
It fired and blasted her in the chest. That Woman was in pain, but was still standing.
"NO!" She yelled, "NEVER WILL I LOSE TO POKÉMON!"
April then grabbed a Poké Ball and smiled, "That's it!"
"GO! HAUNTER!" She cried.
She may be from Plastic World, but she's still a trainer. Haunter then approached That Woman and licked her face. The paralyzing lick burned her face.
"AHH! MY FACE!" That Woman screeched, "MY BEAUTIFUL NEW FACE!"
She stopped her blasts and rubbed her face, but she made the mistake of stopping her attack.
"NOW!" Pedro shouted.
They all cried out, "NA! BE! HA! BE!"
"WHAT?" That Woman looked, seeing them.
"HA!" They all fired, except for Butch and Cassidy, who were comforting the frozen Michi. Their Pokémon cheered on.
The blast landed on That Woman, tearing her apart.
"NO! IMPOSSIBLE!" She screamed, "APRIL! SHE CANNOT WIN! SHE JUST CAN'T!"
The blast was too much for the ACROSS soldier. She broke apart and cried, "NOOOOOOO! PAPA! HERE COMES YOUR BABY DAUGHTER! APRIL! I'LL GET YOU YET! I'LL… GET… YOOOOOOOU!"
She started to vaporize, warp, and fade away, as the blast continued to grow. Her entire body, including her DNA from the Great Will, was gone.
After that, it subsided, leaving ashes on the ground. The Great Will appeared and snuffed, "Not my problem. She was a bad seed."
Pedro cried, "Miss Will?"
She floated to Pedro and hugged, "Mr. P!"
They all cheered, as April was laughing. She whispered, "I did… I did… I did it."
Cole smugly said, "WE all did it!"
Miranda smiled, "The power of friendship was too much for That Woman to obtain."
Setsuna told the Great Wiil, as she pointed at the ashes, "That that. Your "daughter"."
Pedro sobbed, "At last… Everything is as it should…"
Butch and Cassidy held the frozen Michi and called, "Not yet!"
Cassidy stated, "There's still the little matter of her."
April grabbed her and hugged her tight, crying.
"NO! MICHI! Wake up…" she sobbed, "Michi… Michi… No. I saved you… but I cannot sense you…"
Roger said, "I think she's gone."
April sobbed, as her tears dropped onto Michi's face. She wailed, as the others were upset, except for Miranda, who was not amused.
"I'm not crying, this time," she said, "I think we know what happens next."
That Woman… … …Big failure!
At the throne room, Miyazawa was in a struggle. She chose not to stay with her husband.
"Arima…" she winced, "No… Why can't you hear me? I love you!"
Arima shouted, "If you choose to not join me, then you will die!"
May gasped, as she ran up, running to him.
"YUKI!" She shrieked, as she soared.
POW!
Arima was plastered with May's high kick. Arima was damaged completely.
"May?" Yukino gasped, "Where have you been?"
"NO time!" May shouted, "I'm beating him up, for you, YUKI!"
"May! NO! That man is my husband!"
"That man is not your husband! He doesn't act like it!"
Arima got up and shouted, "YOU! You little prawn! I will teach you to interfere in my plot for conquest!"
May shouted, as she socked Arima again, "SHUT UP! I HATE YOU!"
She socked him in the gut, "YOU WANT TO HURT MY FRIEND…"
She kicked him in the downstairs area, "…YOU GO THROUGH ME! The Pokémon Trainer from Petalburg: Haruka! Put it together, and you get an eggroll, courtesy of Pokémon breeders everywhere!"
Miyazawa shouted, "I have NO idea what you just said!"
Arima growled demonically, "You little bitch! How dare you?"
"How dare you? You fired Hatchan, you hurt my friends, and you treated Miyazawa, like she was a used woman… YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE WITH THAT WOMAN!"
Arima groaned, in a quiet voice, "Please… Help me…"
May gasped, as Yukino shouted, "NO! May, don't listen to him!"
She then started to glow, as she approached Arima. Miyazawa was shocked, "WHA? May? What is she? Could it be that…?"
May held Arima's chest and let go of his dark side. Arima, succumbed to May's mysterious power, started to stand tall.
He roared, "YES! I LIVE AGAIN!"
"Not for long!" May shouted, as she grabbed her Poké Balls.
"GO! GLACEON! VENUSAUR! WARTORTLE! BLAZIKEN!"
Her Pokémon came out and stood in place.
"NOW!" She ordered, "Wartortle, Hydro Pump! Venusaur, Petal Dance! Glaceon, Blizzard! Blaziken, Fire Kick!"
The Pokémon fired at Arima. A hydro pump soaked him, while the petal dance cut his skin, repeatedly, and the blizzard froze him in ice.
"BLAZE!" Blaziken yelled, as he jumped up.
He launched a kick to Arima, burning him, while melting the ice. Arima was completely in pain.
"NOW! Yuki!" She called.
Miyazawa cried, "Now what?"
"Shoot him!" May cried, "That man is not your husband, Souichiro!"
"WHAT? NO!"
"I can tell! His dark side has controlled him. I let his evil side consume him, only to soften him up!"
"May, I… I can't!"
She held the gun up and cried, "I can't shoot him! I just cannot!"
May yelled, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry that I did it, but he told me! He signaled me, before I let my Pokémon attack! He told me to kill his dark side!"
"It's a trick, May! I cannot kill him!"
"NO! It's not! If he dies, the other may live! Yuki… I'm sorry… but you have no choice…"
"But what about your glowing aura? Did it have anything to do with it?"
"Shut up and shoot him!"
Arima shouted, "NO! Shoot her! She's been your neck pain, since day one!"
He then bellowed, "I know about you! Ever since I joined ACROSS, I wanted to test you! Having the Excel Robot kill you was part one; part two is to confront me; and the final part is to kill your friend! And now, shoot her, and you have passed! Shoot me, and everything you wished for… is gone."
Miyazawa cringed, as May cried, "Yuki… Don't… I love you."
Yukino was in tears, as she turned to Arima and said, "Souichi-Kun… I'm sorry. Forgive me for doing this, but I know May may be zany and dense, but she's a smart kid. I know you and I had our pasts to care for, so…"
She pointed at May and said, "I will shoot May… my husband…"
She then said, "But only because I'd broke a promise to someone…"
She then pointed the gun at Arima and concluded:
"…and I plan to keep it… always, for a friend!"
"WAIT! NO! MERC-!"
BANG!
At the throne room, The Gang was getting their strength back from the attack. The Kona Force returned, picking up Miyuki, while Dan, Chris, and Elise, with the Hiiragi Twins, helped Konata out.
Farra groaned, "What happened?"
Elise giggled, "I'll explain later. For now… We have about three minutes."
Percival asked, "For what?"
"For what, he said! Steven Cooke knows th-."
They all paused and screamed in unison to Elise:
"YOU DIDN'T!"
"Yeah, I did," she said, "I armed a self-destruct device in the supercomputer and fortress… so… we better leave… Now!"
Konata held up a remote and smiled, "Hold on. While we run… Just one last thing to do."
Kagami asked, "What are you doing?"
Konata smiled cat-like and pressed the button.
Outside, the Ropponmatsus that the Kona Force beckoned, confronting the Keroro Platoon and the Puchuus, started to explode, one-by-one.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Yagi cried.
Shizuo shouted, "RUN NOW!"
Rallo was crying, "I WANT MY MOMMA!"
Kazuto grabbed Rallo and ran off, "LET'S MOVE!"
As the girls exploded, the Puchuus were scorched and blasted in the impact… along with the frogs.
Giroro shouted, "KULULU! YOU'RE THE WORST INVENTOR EVER!"
Keroro cried, "How come every time we win, we lose in the end?"
They were flying out of the sky, into the clouds.
They all shouted, "We're not Team Rocket, but we are BLASTING OFF!"
A star shone, as they disappeared.
Back in the fortress, Dan, Chris, and Elise ran out first.
Chris called, "I'm glad I became a hero!"
Elise panicked, "I know, dear! But it's too soon to celebrate yet!"
Dan called, with Mr. Mumbles on his shoulder, "TAKE THAT, ACROSS!"
The Gang followed them, sans Percival.
"DUDE! That was AWESOME!" Peter cheered, as he was running.
"Welcome back, big guy!" Farra called.
"At this rate, Heather does not like this, one bit!" Heather called.
Steven snapped, "SHUT UP!"
Mizuki cried, "I cannot run too long!"
The Kona Force ran next.
"Jonesy, does this beat your other jobs?" Wyatt asked.
Jonesy replied, carrying an out cold Jen, "Not by a long shot!"
Jude yelled, "RANDO! I'm coming, bra!"
Konata, Kagami, and Tsukasa ran next.
Konata cheered, with a piece of ceiling on her head.
"I think I know what to build next!" She cried out.
"If it's another robot me, I'll throttle you!" Kagami shouted.
And finally, Percival ran, carrying an injured Miyuki.
"THIS ISN'T OVER, ARIMA!" She shouted.
Percival sighed, "Let it go…"
They all left the fortress, as it was crumbling down.
Carl watched on and said, "They won't survive."
Fred Sr. cried, "Munching Mollusk Cylinders! LOOK!"
The entire LSAAWS and others ran out to where the AAW soldiers are.
Excel cheered, "THEY MADE IT! EXCEL IS HAPPY!"
She coughed, as Hyatt was worried.
Excel typed: "A happy ending, Hatchan! Excel has helped ended the shady ACROSS, under now-former management!"
Hyatt was in tears, "Haruka… Yuki…"
Excel typed: "WHAT? They're still in there? THE FUCK!"
Hyatt was right. They were inside.
As the entire fortress collapsed, Miyazawa held her pistol down and was crying. She did the unthinkable: She… shot… May.
"May… I'm sorry," Yukino sobbed.
Except that the bullet shot into Arima's heart.
Here's an instant replay, in slow-motion:
BANG!
Yukino fired the shot at May. May winked and smiled, extending her arms out. Then from out of nowhere, Venusaur grabbed her with its vine whip, and pulled her away, at the last second.
"NOOOOOOO!" Arima screamed, as the bullet penetrated him.
He fell to the throne and died. He coughed blood and said, "Yukino… Thank… you…"
May smiled, "I knew you'd tried to shoot me."
Yukino sobbed, "I know… But… I cannot break her promise…"
"Her?" May asked, as she stepped forward to her.
"Nice thinking, though."
"No problem, Yuki. That's what friends do."
They hugged each other. But the room started to shake and break apart.
"GIRLS! Hang on!" He cried out, in one final move.
He pulled the rope and sent Miyazawa and May down the pit.
"WAIT! WHY?" Yukino cried out, as she and May were falling.
Arima groaned, "At least… You'll have time… to go home… and… escape…"
He let out one final breath, as the girls fell.
"SOUICHIRO!" Miyazawa shrieked from below.
SPLASH!
Outside, the entire fortress dissolved into rubble. The AAW and the LSAAWS cheered.
Carl smirked, "Heh! Report this to Kanaka Nanase: Mission complete!"
Hyatt was in tears, as Excel was worried.
She typed: "Haruka…"
They were ashore on Venice Beach, all wet and face down. They were both out like a light. May woke up first, and saw Excel and Hyatt, waiting for them.
"May…" she whispered.
May turned away, "What do you want?"
Hyatt cried, "Let me take you two home."
"No." May sobbed, "Why didn't you tell me?"
"I'm sorry, Haruka! But I was fired, before all of this happened! Senior Excel and I were ex-agents, since she broke her voice!"
"NO! I mean, why did you lie to me? You said that you had nowhere else to go and you sided with Yuki's husband?"
Excel cried, without inputting, "God damn it, Haruka! Hatchan was worried about you! She was upset that you'd never returned! Excel would've done the same thing! Moreover…"
She typed: "When she was gone… You were the only friend she had, to care for; likewise Miss Miyazawa. Excel is appreciative… for caring for the dead-alive Hyatt."
May then snuffed, "Why should I care? You two were a part of ACROSS! Miyazawa's husband is dead! And my past… My past is nothing but one out-of-canon tidbit, after another!"
She wept, as Hyatt giggled, "May… I'm so sorry… Forgive me… I'll explain everything, when we get home…"
May cried in Hyatt's bosom, as Excel whispered, "Say… Can I join you, too?"
Pero Pero licked at Miyazawa's face, but she didn't wake up.
Peace had returned… but what of May and Miyazawa? May is happy to be home… but will she ever talk to Hyatt again?
And also, what about Miyazawa? Will she wake up, after that whole dilemma?
And what of the queen, Michi?
These questions, and many others, will be answered in the next chapter of "The MIS-Adventures of Miyazawa & May".
Miz-K Takase returned to the park, after touching down from a parachute. He saw a girl with black hair and a gold school uniform.
"AYA!" He cried, "AYA!"
Comic Party's Aya Hasebe, ladies and gentlemen…
Aya smiled, "Oh, Miz…"
He held her tight and said, "Oh, babe. Were you worried about me?"
"Yes, I was… Where have you been?" She said, in a quiet voice.
"I was busy with something… Don't worry. I'll make it up to you."
He pulled out a ring and said, "Aya Hasebe, in all my years as a novelist, director, and writer… plus, visionary… I want you to stay with me… always."
Aya was in tears, as Miz-K smiled, "Will you marry me?"
Aya kissed him and said, "I'll wait until the story is over… my darling love."
"So…"
"Yes! Yes, I will!"
They kissed together, as the sun set from a very long battle.
And a very long chapter… don't you think?
To be continued…
