Here we go. This is Chapter 7 of this wonderful story.

Now you readers shall be in for a treat today. Wanna know why? Read and find out.

PINGAS.


Our heroes then arrived in Fahr Outpost. They felt pretty cold.

Ren: Brrr... Man, it's so stinkin' cold.

Vivian: Yeah. I'm freeeezing.

Goombella: S-S-So Fahr Outpost should be up ahead.

Ms. Mowz: Let's go.

They then went through the cold, thick snow. They passed by several Ice Puffs and Frost Piranhas. Suddenly, the heroes saw an ice sculpture.

Mario: Oooh... Check that out.

Koops: Coooool.

The ice sculpture contained none other than... MADISON SPAGHETTINI PAPADOPOULOS! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!

Ren: That's... That's Madison!

GIR: OH NO!

Surrounding the Madison sculpture, were a few Frost Piranhas and they looked hungry.

Frost Piranha: Food!

Spunky Jr then got hyped up.

Spunky Jr: I'LL SHOW YOU 'FOOD'!

Spunky Jr then went and beat up the Frost Piranhas, knocking them out instantly.

Rocko: Now how do we defrost Madison?

Goombella: Only one person we know can defrost her.

All the heroes then looked at Vivian. She knew what to do.

Vivian: I'm on it.

She then defrosted the frozen Madison who then was shivering with bone chilly coldness.

Madison: Brrrr... T-t-t-t-hat... w-was c-c-c-c-c-oooollldddddd. I'm F-f-f-f-freezing.

Ren: MADISON! PUT ON THIS WINTER OUTFIT!

Ren then put the outfit on Madison, making her feeling 10 times warmer.

Madison: Thank you... Ren... and hey, boating buddies!

Billy, Sonic, Dexter, Rocko, GIR, Bessie: Hey Madison.

Madison: Yeah. Hey, is that Mario over there?

Mario: I sure am.

Madison: Cool. Anyway, what brings you guys up to this freezing wasteland?

Mario: Allow me to explain miss.

Mario then explains to her the journey they are on.

Madison: Ooo... I see, you are after the last Crystal Star and you're gonna be shot from a cannon to the moon?

Mario: Yes.

Madison: Oh, hey, in return for defrosting me from that ice block I wanna join you on your quest. Is this alright?

Mario: Uh... okay, you can accompany us.

Madison: Thank you. You'll enjoy my skills.

Mario: Yeah. Welcome to the team.

MADISON SPAGHETTINI PAPADOPOULOS HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY! SHE CAN PLAY HER LOVELY VIOLIN TO PUT FOES TO SLEEP! SHE CAN ALSO PLAY HER VIOLIN RAPIDLY TO CRING THE EARS OF FOES, CAUSING SOME SERIOUS PAIN!

Mario: Well, that's the last partner.

Goombella: Right, let the completed team accomplish this quest.


The completed band of heroes then eventually made it to Fahr Outpost.

Madison: This is Fahr Outpost.

Goombella: Let's ask some of the citizens where they keep that cannon of theirs.

Mario: Okay.

The heroes then asked around town and eventually ran into the mayor of Fahr Outpost.

Mayor: Da... What business do you have here?

Mario: Yeah do you happen to have a cannon around here.

Mayor: A... cannon?

Ren: That's right.

Mayor: Never heard of a cannon before.

Vivian: Please don't play games with us.

Mayor: No such thing is here...

Ms. Mowz: What? But... but we heard there was a cannon somewhere around here.

Mayor: What are you saying, silly? We don't have any cannons around here...

Suddenly, Bobbery was getting frustrated and spoke to the mayor.

Bobbery: Now, listen here... You're the mayor, hmm? How can an official like you lie that way?

The mayor recognizes Bobbery.

Bobbery: Old boy, I KNOW I saw a cannon the last time I was here, so do not lie, sir!

Mayor: SHUSH! You call yourself a Bob-omb? I spit at you! You know rules! There is to be NO mention of cannon to non-Bob-ombs! NO mention! We must not allow it to be used for evil...

Bobbery: Of course I know all that, you great blowhard. But we must use that cannon to get to the moon, old boy. And if we don't, sir...the world could end!

Mayor: Mmmm... Hawwwwwwww... World could end... Ummm... Well, we cannot have that, now... Still... You cannot use cannon right now because of certain...circumstances.

Bobbery: Circumstances?

Mayor: We must have permission of Goldbob to use cannon. He is the one who started whole blasting-things-to-faraway-places policy... Once he got rich, he let business slide and does not start it up again... Also... General White was the one who devoted himself to operation of cannon... But he was so depressed by losing of job that he took cannon key and left.

Bobbery: Goldbob and General White?

Mayor: Da, that is correct. If you want to use cannon, you must find Goldbob and General White.

Bobbery: Very well, then... We can't give up now, old boy! Mario, let's go find those two!

Mario: Aw yeah.

Mayor: Well, once you find them, come back and talk to me.

Dexter: OKAY HEROES! HUDDLE UP, I'VE GOT A PLAN!

The heroes then huddled together to hear Dexter's plan.

Dexter: We know that Goldbob is in Poshley Heights so Ren, you and Ms. Mowz head to Poshley Heights and get permission from him understood?

Ren: Right on man.

Dexter: Also, General White will more than like be traveling the world or something, so we shall all go back to the location where we came from. So here are the teams. Billy, your with Goombella. The other teams are: Sonic and Koops, Rocko and Spunky Jr, GIR and Vivian, Bessie and Bobbery, and Flurrie, you'll stick with me, we'll be heading to the Great Tree, does this sound like a deal?

Madison: What about me Dexter?

Dexter: You can stay here and keep the mayor company, can you do that?

Madison: You can count on me.

Dexter: And Mario, stay here with Madison. Get to know her a bit, okay?

Mario: Okay Dokey.

Dexter: And before I forget, here are some walkie talkies for each of the teams, so I can keep in touch with all of you.

He then gives each team a walkie talkie.

Dexter: Any questions?

Mario: No questions at all.

Dexter: Very well. LET'S BREAK!

Heroes: YEAH!

The heroes then split up as they all went back to the designated locations they came from, while Madison kept the mayor company. Mario then approached Madison.

Mario: So Madison, tell me a bit about yourself.

Madison: Oh, well first off, I'm Madison and I'm a Pisces. I play the violin. Other information: I live in the city of Atlanta, GA, I go to Westley School of Performing Arts, I have the coolest music teacher around, named Sunny Bridges. My classmates include Lil' D, Philly Phil, Tamika, Eddie, Kim and Kam. We have the great adventures together.

Mario: I see. How old are you?

Madison: About 12.

Mario: Amazing.

Madison: Thank you.

Mario: No problem. I'm gonna go and nap in this inn for a bit. Be back in a bit.

Madison: Okay.

Mario went into the inn to nap for a bit, as Madison then approached the mayor.

Madison: Soooo Mr. Mayor, do you want anything?

Mayor then thought of something.

Mayor: I KNOW! Can you get me a lemon my dear, PLEASE!?

Madison: One lemon coming right up.

Madison goes to a nearby store, and buys a fresh, fruity lemon. She then goes back to the mayor and gives it to him. The mayor then looks really annoyed.

Mayor: NOT THAT KIND OF LEMON, YOU DITZ! I WANT A PAPER MARIO LEMON FANFICTION! GO GET ME ONE NOW!

Madison: Oh, okay.

Madison then went to some computer house, search up the craziest lemon fan fiction of Paper Mario, and printed it and went back to the mayor.

Madison: Here you go Mr. Mayor.

Mayor: Thank you my dear.

The mayor then spends the next few minutes reading it. After a few minutes...

Mayor: OH YEAH! OH BABY! THAT'S THE STUFF GIRL! DO IT, VIVIAN! DO IT!

Madison: Vivian? She sounds familiar, who is she again?

Mayor: Vivian; she is only the most famous and most popular Shadow Siren to ever live. She's stared in movies including "The Little Shadow Siren", "Shadow Beauty and the Werehog", "Princess Vivian" (spoof of Cinderella) and "The Plumber and the Shadow Beauty". Man, she's also sexy and hot.

Madison: Wow. Vivian must be a hottie.

Mayor: You can bet your socks on it dearie. Vivian's so awesome.


Hey speaking of Vivian readers, let's see what Vivian and GIR are up to in Twilight Town.

Well, they are just together, when suddenly they get a call from Dexter.

Dexter: Vivian! GIR! Can you hear me!?

Vivian: We can hear you! What's up!?

Dexter: General White's said to have went from The Great Tree to Twilight Town.

Vivian: Okay come on GIR.

GIR: Okay.

The two then talk to some villager.

Villager: Huh? General White? Yeah, I know that old guy. He's a white Bob-omb, right? He was here until recently. What? Where did he go? What am I, his secretary? He looked tired, I know that.

Vivian: Okay. Dexter! Can you hear me!

Dexter: Loud and clear. What's up!?

Vivian: General White's not here anymore!

Dexter: Figures, he's always on the move. Ren! Ms. Mowz! Do you have permission from Goldbob!?

Ren: We sure do!

Ms. Mowz: We have the paper to prove it.

Dexter: Okay! Everyone, we should head back to Fahr Outpost. MOVE OUT!

Billy and Goombella: Okay!

Sonic and Koops: Alright!

Rocko and Spunky Jr: Meet you there!

GIR and Vivian: Be there in a flash!

Bessie and Bobbery: We're on our way!

Ren and Ms. Mowz: Okay dokey!

Dexter: Alright, come on Flurrie, let's go!

Flurrie: Right behind you dearie.


The heroes then eventually regrouped in Fahr Outpost and they got to Madison, who watched the Mayor read his xVivian Fanfiction. As Dexter went to get Mario, Vivian approached the mayor.

Vivian: Excuse me mayor?

The mayor then looked up and saw Vivian for himself. He shrieked like a fan girl, fainted and gained conscience.

Mayor: EEEKKKKKK! YOUR THE 'VIVIAN' THAT'S THE MOST POPULAR SHADOW SIREN, AND THE MOST HOT AND SEXIEST CREATURE TO EVER LIVE!

Vivian: That's me alright.

Mayor: Hey, mind showing me your breasts?

Vivian then starts speaking, stating that no one has ever asked to see her breasts.

Vivian: Uh... Okay.

Vivian then unbuttons her coat and was about to reveal a Shadow Breast show. Suddenly, a sargent general of some sort appeared.

Sargent: ALRIGHT! LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE BREASTS; A FEATURE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR OUR YOUNGER KIDDOS, WE SHALL LOOK AT THIS SCENE OF THIS WIERD CREATURE RAPPING OUT AS A DJ! ENJOY!

Suddenly, Kanye West's Stronger (Instrumental version) started playing... IN REVERSED!

A few after the sampled vocals started going off.

Sargent: Did you just hear those sampled vocals? Two of the words sounded like they said "sexy" and "naked" both of which represent the characteristics of Vivian the Shadow Siren. Speaking of which, you know this one time, this soldier of mine was blabbing on about how Vivian is actually a 'guy' but I called him a fibber/liar, stating that she's a girl. He then did 9000 push-ups for telling such a lie! HEY! I think the breast show is over. Let's take a look.

We look back and we actually see Vivian's breasts still being shown, almost lovestrucking the readers.

Sargent: WOAH NELLY! WOAH NELLY! GO BACK! GO BACK! That was a close one. See, this isn't the Japanese version or versions similiar to the Japanese one.

The sampled vocals kept singing in reversed.

Sargent: You know what; I thought that that was the signal before. I obviously misread the signal. I'm such a novice general you know? OH WAIT! The breast shows really over this time. CARRY ON SOLDIERS!

We now get back to Fahr Outpost. All the male characters apparently looked lovestrucked from seeing Vivian's breasts for a long time.

Reader: Man, I wanted to look at how hot Vivian's breast were.

I know man. I know. Anyway, Vivian looked at the love struck mayor.

Vivian: Mayor, we can't find General White anywhere.

Mayor: Daaa... uh... wuh... WHAT! YOU CAN'T!

Vivian: That's right sir.

Mayor: This could be a problem for us... what should we do... without General White, we can never operate that cannon... so... what to do...?

Vivian then sees a white Bob-omb go inside a house. She was convinced it was General White. She then got the male heroes' attentions.

Vivian: Guys, I saw General White go into that house over there.

Mario: Oh let's go guys. Thanks Vivian.

Vivian: No problem Mario.

The heroes then went inside General White's home about to see what the heck he was doing.

TO BE CONTINUED...

That's right folks. Bet you weren't expecting all this Vivian hotness, huh? Anyway, next time, the heroes shall wake General White up from some deep slumber and he'll operate the cannon. Think they'll succeed? Tune in next time readers.

Now, Review and Comment, then go find a sexy picture of Vivian, if you want to that is.