Total Drama Insanity

Right then...it's time to see who the final three of this fanfic are...and after that, there's only going to be two more challenges. So, I hope you're enjoying this final four challenge. It's going to be a long one, I can tell you that.

Let's see who wins immunity while we're at it, shall we?

Chapter 44: Deja Vu

Blaineley was standing next to the three campers that had not obtained an advantage during the previous challenge, due to the fact that they had lost that part.

"Welcome back to Total Drama! Guess what? In the last chapter, I made the campers go back in time...by making them participate in the final challenges of the last four seasons! Hahaha! This is going to be their most grueling challenge yet...and that's really saying something." noted Blaineley.

"You can say that again." answered Zoey.

"Don't interrupt me! Anyways, so far Izzy is in the lead...she won the original Total Drama Island final challenge, so she gets to search for her idol before anyone else does! Heh heh heh!" exclaimed the hostess.

"Yeah...is she still searching for it right now?" asked Dawn.

"Actually, I think she's chasing a butterfly. It's rather fortunate in your case that she's easily distracted, am I correct?" asked Blaineley.

"Yeah..." noted Ezekiel. Then again, he didn't want his partner to be on the chopping block during the final bonfire ceremony.

"Right then. Now where were we? Ah yes! Climb up those greasy flagpoles for me, will you?" inquired Blaineley.

"We were about to finish that before you cut to commercial break..." moped Zoey.

"Well, do it again!" bellowed Blaineley.

The campers sighed as they once again climbed up the greasy flagpoles...which seemed to be greasier than ever.

Confessional: Imagine if Super Mario had to climb up a greasy flagpole to complete a level.

Dawn: Ugh...that challenge took forever.

Ezekiel: And to think we still have two more seasons to go eh.

Zoey: I'm starting to feel glad that I've only been on this show for two seasons so far.

Curiously, for the next challenge, Blaineley directed them towards the Cannon Of Shame. Chef was there waiting for the campers.

"Now that you've finished climbing up those greasy flagpoles, it's time for you all to launch yourselves out of the Cannon Of Shame!" bellowed Blaineley.

"Why would you do that?" asked Zoey.

"Don't we automatically get eliminated if we launch ourselves out of the Cannon Of Shame?" inquired Dawn.

"It'd kind of be a pity if we threw the competition after we made it so far eh." noted Ezekiel.

Blaineley sweatdropped.

"Oh right...you're talking about the incident where Duncan was eliminated, am I right?" asked the hostess.

The three remaining campers nodded.

"Well guess what? It only counts if you get shot towards the Playas Des Losers! As long as you remain on the island, you don't get eliminated!" bellowed Blaineley.

"Oh, now we get it." nodded Zoey.

"That makes sense." answered Dawn.

"I was a bit worried for a second eh." spoke Ezekiel.

"Well, you probably should be considering how powerful the Cannon Of Shame is...heh heh. Anyways, I'll be shooting you at that target." explained Blaineley.

Sure enough, there was an enormous target nearby...it was similar to what one would throw darts at...unless they had a picture of someone they hated.

"Now then...who should go first? I know! How about Zoey?" exclaimed the hostess.

Zoey reluctantly nodded as she entered the Cannon Of Shame.

Confessional: There's not going to be an automatic elimination this chapter, I promise!

Zoey: Gee, you'd think I'd be using this if I didn't have my way during a bonfire ceremony...but I guess not.

Dawn: Well, I guess I'm about to learnt how the other campers felt when they got shot out of this...at least I won't end up in the ocean like before, right?

Ezekiel: Funny, I've been trying to stay out of that cannon for as long as possible eh. It's rather ironic...

Immediately, Blaineley lit the fuse, and Zoey was sent flying towards the wooden target.

"Wah!" bellowed the indie chick as she crashed into it.

BLAMMO!

"Ugh...I feel awful..." murmured Zoey as she stepped out of the Cannon Of Shame.

Sure enough, the redhead appeared to be somewhat injured...her black choker necklace was broken, her hair was a mess, and her clothes were a bit tattered similar to her Psycho persona.

"Oh dear...looks like that Cannon Of Shame really did a number on you...heh heh." noted Blaineley.

"Darn it...now I'm going to have to get another necklace...those don't exactly grow on trees you know, Blaineley." noted Zoey as she threw her old necklace in a nearby trash bin.

"I wish that money grows on trees." murmured Chef.

"Dawn, you're up next!" exclaimed the hostess.

Dawn gulped. If Zoey was any indication, this challenge could be rather dangerous. Then again, she had crossed a balance over shark-infested water and survived, even after falling into said shark-infested water.

"Um...here goes nothing." answered the moonchild.

"Don't worry...you'll have this trash bag for protection...just like last season." answered Blaineley as Chef put a trash bag over her head.

"Wait, what?!" exclaimed Dawn.

Chef immediately stuffed Dawn into the Cannon Of Shame and fired it at the wooden target.

"Waaugh!" bellowed the moonchild.

Confessional: Poor Dawn and Zoey.

Zoey: Hopefully I can get a new black choker somewhere at the Playa...they have a shop there, right?

Blaineley: *she is laughing maniacally*

Dawn stepped out of the trash bag a few minutes later...she appeared to have a concussion.

"Er, can I ask you why there are three of you, Blaineley?" asked Dawn.

"First you broke my black choker, and now this?!" bellowed Zoey. Immediately, she was tempted to slap Blaineley in the face much like she did before.

"Yeah...wasn't it hilarious?" inquired Blaineley.

Fortunately for Dawn, Chef helpfully provided her a ice pack to make her head feel better.

"Thanks." answered the moonchild.

"Now then...whose left? Ezekiel, it's your turn eh!" exclaimed the hostess.

"Once again you've decided to make fun of my accent." noted Ezekiel.

"I can do it as many times as I want!" bellowed Blaineley.

Once again Zoey felt the urge to slap the blonde in the face.

"3, 2, 1, fire!" squealed the hostess.

"Ow..." murmured Ezekiel as he was shot headfirst into the wooden target.

Much like Zoey before him, he was significantly injured, though miraculously his lucky pendant was still intact, unlike Zoey's.

"I'm starting to feel a bit jealous..." noted the indie chick.

"Congratulations! You've all survived the Total Drama Action challenges! You can go ahead and search for your precious idols now...but remember...you'll need the idol shaped like yourself in order to win the challenge." explained Blaineley.

"Fair enough." nodded Ezekiel.

Confessional: Ezekiel's a lucky boy this season.

Ezekiel: Finally...I was worried that we would be all be in the hospital after that cannon challenge eh.

Zoey: I feel so weird without my black choker...I've been wearing it for years. Hmm...

Dawn: I think Blaineley is now officially out for our blood.

Immediately, Ezekiel, Zoey, and Dawn went to search for the idols that would let them continue onward in the challenge. Izzy was already with them, of course...but she didn't seem particularly interested in searching for the idol.

Instead, she was simply admiring the scenery.

"Look at all the clouds!" she exclaimed.

"OK...let's get searching, shall we?" inquired Zoey.

Dawn and Ezekiel nodded as they began to search for the idols that would help them win immunity at the final bonfire ceremony.

"Where could it possibly be?" inquired the farm boy.

"It's got to be around here somewhere..." noted Dawn.

Unfortunately, it appeared that Blaineley had hit the idols fairly well. Immediately, the campers began to wonder what would happen if none of them had located their idols.

Surely that wouldn't come to pass...right? They really wanted immunity from the campfire tonight.

Fortunately for Ezekiel, it didn't take him long to obtain his idol at all, since Blaineley had placed it on top of a nearby tree.

"Whew! For a moment there I was worried eh." noted the farm boy.

Suffice to say, it looked like he was going to have an advantage during the World Tour final challenge.

Dawn found her idol a few minutes later...Blaineley had hidden it out in the bushes.

"Funny, this is exactly where I predicted where it would be..." she noted. Apparently her powers had taken effect once again.

As for Zoey, she managed to find her idol inside a cave...though not before being chased by a bear.

"What was Blaineley thinking?!" bellowed the redhead.

Confessional: It looks like Izzy won't be winning immunity.

Zoey: Phew...that bear almost got me...I'm starting to wish Mike was here to protect me.

Dawn: Well, it's rather unfortunate I didn't gain an advantage for the World Tour challenge...but at least I wasn't eliminated from it.

Ezekiel: Yes! I found my idol first! I might be able to win this challenge now eh!

Izzy: What is everyone so excited about?

"Oh dear...guess what Izzy? You're a big fat loser! You just lost the challenge even though you obtained an advantage during the previous one...how about that?" inquired Blaineley.

Izzy sweatdropped. How could she have gotten so careless?

"As for you...well guess what? You get to throw your idols into a volcano!" bellowed the hostess.

"A volcano?!" bellowed Dawn.

"Yes, you heard me correctly. Who would have thought that Camp Wawanakwa had one? I sure didn't." noted Blaineley.

"This is going to be horribly dangerous, isn't it eh?" asked Ezekiel.

"You survived your lava bath during World Tour, didn't you? I'm sure you'll be fine." inquired the hostess curiously.

Ezekiel raised an eyebrow. He was a bit hazy on that. Did that occur during his feral stage? The last thing he remembered was grabbing onto the prize money that was meant for Heather.

"Izzy, since we don't want you anymore, go to the Mess Hall for us, will you?" asked Blaineley.

Izzy sighed as she did what the hostess demanded.

"Right then...head to the volcano, will you? And try not to fall into the lava unless you want to end up like the Wicked Witch Of The West." warned Blaineley.

"Don't I get an advantage during the challenge eh?" asked Ezekiel.

"What? Oh that's right! You obtained your idol first! Well then, you get a head start during the challenge. As for you, Dawn and Zoey, until then you can sit back and relax." answered the hostess.

"I'm not sure if we're going to be able to relax..." noted Dawn. That volcano could probably erupt any moment.

Confessional: This is a volcano!

Dawn: Am I going to end up like a snowman in the spring?

Ezekiel: Well, if I survived a lava bath once, I could probably survive it again eh. But I'm going to be careful regardless.

Zoey: Didn't Alejandro also survive his lava bath last season? Then again he did have to wear a suit that made him resemble Darth Vader.

Immediately, Ezekiel began to make his way to the volcano. Pretty soon it started to feel very, very hot...and no, I am not referring to Blaineley herself.

"Hey!" bellowed Blaineley.

Anyways, Ezekiel carefully began to climb the volcano. He certainly did not want to end up being tragically molten.

Thankfully, at the moment, there did not appear to be much lava at all. However, he noticed that there appeared to be smoke coming from the volcano.

"Oh dear...I probably shouldn't breathe that in eh. Those are probably toxic." noted Ezekiel.

Thankfully, thanks to the fire safety lessons he had taken as a child, he knew that it was best to crawl on his hands and feet whenever there was smoke, due to the fact that it typically rose.

"Right then..." spoke Ezekiel as he ducked underneath the smoke.

Unfortunately for the farm boy, he realized that he had a problem...in order to reach the top of the volcano, he had to get past a river of lava.

"OK...I'm not sure what to do now eh." noted the farm boy.

Maybe he would be able to build a raft to get himself across the lava? Then again, anything he tossed into the lava would probably melt.

Suddenly, he noticed that there were three skull rafts nearby...apparently they were reserved to each of the three winners of the Total Drama Action challenge.

According to the labels written on them, they were lavaproof and would not melt like Frosty the Snowman...though Ezekiel doubted he could say the same if he ended up falling off the raft.

"I sure hope that I'm going to make it out of this challenge alive eh." noted the farm boy.

Reluctantly, he gently placed the skull raft inside the lava, which was slowly carried to the other side by the current.

Thankfully, he was able to reach the final side.

"Finally...I just hope that I'll be able to make my way back after I reach the top of the volcano eh." noted Ezekiel.

Confessional: I'm melting! Melting! Oh what a world!

Blaineley: Relax...it's not actually lava...it's actually boiling salsa! As far as I know, anyway.

Chef: Strange...throughout my career on this show I never noticed that active volcano. How very odd.

Ezekiel: Hopefully the Revenge Of The Island challenge will be safer than this eh...then again there's probably going to be mutated animals involved.

As it turned out, Zoey and Dawn would not have to play the waiting game for too long.

"Get going!" demanded Blaineley.

Zoey and Dawn nodded, and began to race towards the volcano. Hopefully they would be able to reach the top before Ezekiel.

Sure enough, they began to notice the smoke coming out from the crater at the top.

"It's not going to erupt on us...is it?" asked Dawn.

"Let's hope not." answered Zoey.

Dawn nodded. They really did not want to end up like Alejandro did. Just because they were cartoon characters didn't mean that the lava couldn't burn them horribly if they messed up.

Sure enough, they came across the lava river that Ezekiel had crossed earlier. There were two skull rafts nearby that they could use to get across.

"Here's hoping that the raft doesn't tip over." noted Dawn.

"Yeah, me too." nodded Zoey.

Thankfully, the skull rafts did not.

"That was pretty scary." spoke the moonchild.

"You said it!" exclaimed the redhead.

Thankfully, it appeared that the rest of the trek to the top of the volcano was going to be rather uneventful.

"Is that it? Is it a straight path to the top of the volcano?" inquired Dawn.

"Apparently." nodded the indie chick.

"Let's get going." answered the nature heroine.

Confessional: I'm afraid things aren't going to be so simple.

Blaineley: What? They really think that things are going to be that easy? They are surely mistaken!

Dawn: I just felt a chill go down my soul...which is rather strange considering how hot this volcano is. Ugh...

Zoey: Well, just one more challenge to go after this...I hope that we can make it.

Unbeknowst to the campers, Blaineley had decided to send some of the interns to make life more difficult for the campers.

"Right then...you slow down the campers in whatever ways you can...personally I don't care what methods you employ...anyways, have fun out there!" exclaimed the hostess.

"Yes, ma'am!" answered Katie.

"We can do this!" nodded Sadie.

Eva cracked her knuckles.

"I think I'm ready for this." agreed Harold.

"I know I am!" bellowed Leshawna.

Personally they felt a bit guilty about doing Blaineley's bidding, but she had promised that one of the campers would win in the end and would not get injured horribly. Hopefully she would keep that particular promise.

Then again, Blaineley wasn't the most honest person in the world.

"Right then...let's get to it." ordered the boy.

"This will be a cinch." noted Eva. Personally it was nice to be on the show again after so long...for some strange reason she could never seem to be able to compete since the first season. It was rather frustrating.

But at least they would be able to have a few precious minutes on television...even if it was simply going to be only fifteen minutes of fame.

"Maybe Blaineley will give us a raise for this?" inquired Katie.

"I hope so, Katie!" squealed Sadie.

"Right...try to keep focused, you two." explained Harold.

Katie and Sadie nodded.

Confessional: Things are about to get intense.

Harold: That volcano is extinct, right?

Leshawna: I remember that challenge! Watching Alejandro get roasted was priceless!

Katie: I'm not afraid of lava! Not with Sadie at my side!

Sadie: Together with Katie, we shall be unstoppable!

Eva: I'll smash the puny campers.

Sure enough, the campers found themselves in a nasty predicament. Suddenly, Zoey found herself being grabbed by two different football players...or rather Katie and Sadie, who for some strange reason had decided to dress that way.

Zoey immediately gasped in astonishment.

"Er, why are we dressed like this, Sadie?" inquired Katie.

"Eva thought that it would make us look tough." explained Sadie.

"Oh, right." nodded the girl. For some strange reason, Eva didn't seem to have a very high opinion of them.

Meanwhile, Ezekiel found himself being chased by Harold (who was armed with a cannon). Unfortunately for the farm boy, Leshawna came by wielding a chainsaw, causing him to run back towards Harold.

As for Dawn, she found herself face-to-face with Eva herself.

Suddenly, a pitfall opened underneath her feet, causing her to fall.

"Aah!" screamed the moonchild.

Unfortunately for Dawn...there was nothing below her...nothing below her but boiling lava.

"It's been a nice life..." thought the moonchild.

Fortunately for the girl, she landed on a skull raft, so she didn't get horribly burned.

"Thank goodness..." murmured the teen.

Unfortunately for said girl, the idol of herself did not make it on the skull raft with her. It fell straight into the river of lava and melted like an ice cream cone.

Dawn sighed. At least she was still alive, right?

Sure enough, the skull raft took her towards a nice, peaceful clearing.

"Phew...who would have thought that the river of lava would lead me here?" questioned the moonchild.

Confessional: No, she did not find a Yoshi egg, in case you were wondering.

Ezekiel: That was too close, man! I thought I was a goner eh.

Zoey: Is Dawn still alive? Oh wait, I think I saw her just now.

Dawn: Well, at least I didn't get booted out of the challenge first.

Fortunately for Zoey, she was eventually able to free herself from Katie and Sadie (granted, they weren't very strong), and was able to run to the volcano once more.

As for Ezekiel himself...he was able to trick Harold and Leshawna into attacking each other.

"Sorry about that." apologized Harold.

"I wonder whose going to win this?" inquired Leshawna.

Unfortunately for Ezekiel, Zoey was able to toss her idol into the volcano crater once more. She let out a sigh of relief...while Ezekiel let out a sigh of disappointment as he tossed his into the volcano shortly afterwards.

"Right then...here's a conveniently located ladder so that you can make your way down." explained Blaineley.

"That ladder was here this whole time?" inquired Ezekiel.

"Er, no...I had Chef set it up for you two." answered the hostess.

"OK..." nodded Zoey.

Immediately, the two remaining campers climbed their way down the ladder.

"Right then...it's time to see whose going to win immunity...walk with me to the Revenge Of The Island challenge, shall we?" inquired the hostess.

"Where is Dawn, eh?" asked Ezekiel.

"She made her way towards the Mess Hall after her idol fell into the lava river." explained Zoey.

"Oh." acknowledged the farm boy.

"For a moment there I thought she was killed...I'm starting to wonder if she's a distant relative of Rasputin." noted Zoey.

"Maybe she is eh. Then again I don't think she's Russian." questioned Ezekiel.

"Yeah...I don't think she is either...if anything she's Canadian." answered the redhead.

Confessional: Dawn's probably British, actually.

Dawn: Darn it...if only I had taken care of my idol for the challenge...then again I wasn't really expecting that pit trap...or that ferocious-looking girl for that matter.

Eva: My job is done. Dawn's finished.

Zoey: Where did that pit trap even come from? Thin air?

Ezekiel: It's just me and Zoey...and unfortunately Zoey has an advantage, eh.

"Right then...for your next challenge, you have to make armor out of this trash bin over here...and then pin down your opponent for three whole seconds. Yes, I admit, it's rather simple...but guess what? I brought back some of the mutated animals for the challenge...just like your old friend, Fang the Shark!" exclaimed Blaineley.

Zoey and Ezekiel both gulped.

"Anyways...since you won the previous challenge Zoey, you don't have to bother doing the first part. You have a fresh pair of armor right here." explained the hostess.

"That's rather convenient." noted the indie chick. Apparently, she had this challenge in the bag.

"As for you Ezekiel, you had better run for the hills if you don't want to get pinned! Of course, if you want to win the challenge, you'll have to build your own suit of armor while you're at it." spoke Blaineley.

"This isn't good eh." said Ezekiel.

"Indeed it isn't! Personally I think you're going to lose horribly...but prove me wrong, will you?" asked Blaineley.

"I can...try eh." noted Ezekiel.

"3, 2, 1, go!" bellowed the hostess.

Immediately, Zoey put on her suit of armor and began to chase after Ezekiel, who was now screaming.

"Aah! Not good! Not good!" bellowed Ezekiel.

"Relax Ezekiel...this isn't going to hurt a bit...well, not physically at least. I'm sure it's going to hurt your chances of winning immunity if you lose, I guess." noted Zoey.

Immediately, Ezekiel began to hide.

"Am I safe eh?" inquired the farm boy.

Unfortunately, one of the mutated animals spotted him...in this case, it was a mutated beaver.

"Aah!" screamed the unfortunate teenager. How could this challenge have gone downhill so fast?

Confessional: Your guess is as good as mine.

Zoey: *she is wearing her suit of armor* Why does Ezekiel have to be so fast? Ah well, I'm sure I'll be able to catch him eventually.

Mutant Beaver: It's so nice to be back on this island! Now to wreak some havoc!

Ezekiel: Surely I can use this trusty confessional to hide, eh? *the confessional begins to shake* Never mind.

As it turned out, Zoey was trying to shake Ezekiel out of the confessional...he was holding on the door as tightly as he could.

"Come on, Ezekiel! You can't hide in there forever!" exclaimed the indie chick.

"Yes I can!" bellowed Ezekiel.

"Sheesh, you're starting to remind me of Cameron." noted Zoey.

Fortunately for Ezekiel, he was able to bust down the confessional door and immediately ran outside.

Feeling rather surprised, Zoey was caught offguard when the confessional ended up falling on top of her. Fortunately, she was only pinned for one second.

"Hmm, Ezekiel might be a bit trickier to defeat than I thought...then again I probably shouldn't underestimate him." noted the girl.

As it turned out, Ezekiel had managed to build himself a helmet using a conveniently-located trash can...however, it would take him much more trash if he wanted to build a complete suit of armor.

"Am I going to lose this challenge eh? I'm not liking my chances eh." noted the farm boy.

Fortunately, there appeared to be another pile of trash nearby...it was located inside a cave.

"I guess I best get searching eh..." spoke Ezekiel.

Unfortunately for the farm boy, he realized that he had a problem.

"Aah!" screamed the unfortunate teenager.

Sure enough, there was an enormous spider nearby...and it wanted to feast on his blood.

Immediately, Ezekiel ran away screaming.

"That was too close!" he bellowed.

Confessional: Don't worry, that wasn't the Death Widow.

Giant Spider: Oddly enough when my mate and I mutated...he became about as large as I was before the nuclear waste was dumped on me...

Itsy Bitsy Spider: I'm probably the smallest out of the mutant animals on this island...if you consider me an animal rather than an arachnid.

Blaineley: First the dinosaurs, and now this?!

Ezekiel: I do not want to be in that spider's web eh.

Fortunately for the farm boy, it appeared that there weren't any aggressive mutant animals guarding the rest of the trash that he needed.

"That's a relief eh." noted Ezekiel.

However, he noticed that there was a strange-looking plant next to it...but surely that radioactive goo Chris used to pollute the island wouldn't work on plants, right?

His question was answered when suddenly vines began to grab onto his leg.

"Aah!" bellowed the farm boy.

Unfortunately for Ezekiel, Blaineley had decided to return Larry the Plant to the island...thankfully, he would not require one of his leaves for his challenge.

The unfortunate teenager tried to free himself a few times, but unfortunately Larry had an iron grip. More and more vines began to grab onto the farm boy.

"Aah! I don't want to be plant food!" bellowed Ezekiel.

Eventually, Larry opened his mouth, and he began to pull the boy straight towards him. His life began to flash before his eyes.

"Well, admittedly, this is kind of boring...I actually remember most of my life." noted the farm boy.

However, as it turned out, he wouldn't end up being eaten in this episode.

Suddenly, Zoey started cutting away the vines with an axe, causing Larry to scream.

"Leave him alone!" bellowed the indie chick.

Larry the Plant whimpered and agreed to Zoey's demands. Apparently he was more bark than bite.

"That was too close!" screamed Ezekiel.

"Did you finish your suit of armor?" asked the indie chick as she put away the axe.

"Yes, I think so...where did you get that axe, anyway?" inquired the farm boy.

"Oh, that...I found a spare pile of trash...I decided it would be nifty if I built an axe with it." explained Zoey.

"Well, I suppose it was eh." nodded Ezekiel.

Confessional: Zoey to the rescue!

Ezekiel: I am never making a sexist comment about a girl again. Not ever!

Dawn: To be honest, part of me is glad I won't be participating in the Revenge Of The Island challenge...I might not be as lucky as Ezekiel was.

Zoey: I'm looking forward to this!

Now that the two campers both had their suits of armor, they were ready to pin each other to the ground.

"Are you ready?" inquired Zoey.

"Yeah, I think so eh." nodded Ezekiel.

Immediately, the two began to try to pin each other to the ground...so far they seemed to be pretty equally matched.

"Isn't this awesome?" asked Blaineley.

"I just wonder who's going to win." answered Dawn.

"Fight fight fight!" bellowed Izzy.

"I'm not going to go easy on you just because you're a girl! I'm not sexist anymore eh! Definitely not after you saved me!" exclaimed Ezekiel.

"Good for you! I'm not going to go easy on you either!" answered Zoey.

The wrestling match kept on going on and on...eventually, the fight took them towards the Dock Of Shame.

"Oh boy! This is going to be epic!" squealed Izzy.

Suddenly, Ezekiel fell into the ocean, and his armor was washed away. Apparently making armor out of garbage wasn't so effective.

"No!" bellowed the farm boy.

Zoey immediately reached into the water to grab the boy, who frantically tried to avoid her grip.

"Heh he heh...looks like she's got him!" squealed Blaineley.

"Poor Ezekiel." murmured Dawn.

Confessional: Is Zoey going to win the challenge?

Ezekiel: Darn it! Why did our armor have to be made of trash? Why couldn't it be waterproof?

Zoey: Good thing I didn't fall into the water either...otherwise we'd probably have to start the challenge over.

Getting desperate, Ezekiel dived into the water to avoid Zoey's wrath. She began to try to look for him.

"C'mon Ezekiel! Don't you want to fight like a man? I'm fighting like a man...even though I'm technically not a man. It's kind of weird." noted the girl.

"Is this the end for Ezekiel?" inquired Dawn.

Suddenly, Blaineley remembered something important.

"Funny, I actually dumped some of the leftover radioactive waste from Revenge Of The Island into that water...I didn't really know what to do with it!" exclaimed the hostess.

"You what?!" bellowed Dawn.

"What can I say? I'm not much of an enviromentalist!" bellowed Blaineley.

"Darn it Blaineley? Is it really too much for you to respect the environment?" inquired the moonchild.

"As a matter of fact, yes it is!" exclaimed the hostess.

Sure enough, Zoey began to notice bubbles coming from the water.

"Ah, there he is! Now come out nice and slowl-

Suddenly, Ezekiel pounced directly on top of Zoey and began to tear her armor to shreds.

"Whoa!" bellowed the indie chick.

Apparently, the polluted water had mutated him into his former feral state. As such, most of his hair was now missing, and his skin had turned a light shade of green. He began to growl and hiss.

"Should we help Zoey?" inquired Dawn.

"Yeah! Go Ezekiel!" squealed Izzy.

"Don't worry, she'll be fine. Probably, anyway." answered the hostess.

"I sure hope so." replied the possible relative of Luna Lovegood.

Confessional: It's the return of Feral Ezekiel!

Ezekiel: *he is making hissing noises*

Chef: Darn it! Not again! He's probably going to try to steal the prize money!

Blaineley: Ha! It's good to have Feral Ezekiel back...

Eventually, Ezekiel pinned to the ground...Zoey was too paralyzed with shock in order to do anything.

"1!" bellowed Blaineley.

Zoey immediately began to sweat uncontrollably.

"2!" shouted the hostess.

Ezekiel once again began to make loud hissing noises.

"3! Ezekiel is our winner!" exclaimed the blonde.

For some strange reason, the now feral boy began to beat his chest like a gorilla.

Zoey sighed. At least she put up a decent fight, right? Come to think of it...she had saved Ezekiel's life. Was he going to be eternally grateful towards her?

"Um, is there a way to turn Ezekiel back to normal?" inquired Dawn.

Suddenly, Chef came by carrying a load of crazy pills. Immediately, he stuffed them into Ezekiel's mouth.

"Er, you wouldn't happen to have any of those for Izzy, would you?" asked Zoey.

"I don't think any amount of crazy pills would be enough to cure Izzy." answered the cook.

In just a few minutes, Ezekiel's skin turned back to its original color...and for some strange reason, his hair immediately began to grow back. He began to rub his head.

"Er, what just happened eh?" inquired the farm boy.

"Congratulations Ezekiel! You won the challenge! You're now part of the final three!" bellowed Blaineley.

"You went to your feral state and tore my armor to shreds...then you pinned me to the ground for three seconds." explained Zoey.

"Wow..." murmured the farm boy.

Confessional: I couldn't keep Ezekiel in his feral state. That would be cruel.

Ezekiel: What was Blaineley thinking? Water pollution is illegal eh!

Dawn: Remind me not to go for a swim on this island later.

Izzy: Whoo boy! Someone's going to have a heck of a time cleaning up that waste!

Zoey: Are they going to be mutant piranhas next? Then again Fang the Shark will probably just scare them away...

A few minutes later...

"Guess what Ezekiel? Since you managed to survive all four of the Total Drama final challenges...you get this free Chris doll!" bellowed Blaineley.

Immediately, Chef handed Ezekiel a doll that looked just like Chris.

"Chris sells plushies of himself eh?" asked Ezekiel.

"Well, he used to anyway...now that he's in prison they've kind of halted production." explained the hostess.

"This is nice eh." noted the farm boy.

"And guess what? It has over a hundred phrases to go with it!" exclaimed Blaineley.

"It does?" inquired Ezekiel.

Curious, he noticed that there was a string on the doll's back. Curious, he decided to pull on it.

"I just love my hair gel!" he exclaimed.

"Yeah...this is a Chris doll alright." spoke the farm boy.

"Was all the money he got from being the host of Total Drama for four entire seasons not enough for him?" inquired Dawn.

"Well, he did have a tremendous ego...much like Blaineley herself." noted Zoey.

"Gee, maybe I should start selling dolls of myself...I bet everyone would buy them." spoke Blaineley.

"What makes you say that eh?" inquired Ezekiel.

"Because I'm the most famous woman in the history of ever!" bellowed the hostess.

"But you're not wanted by the RMCP like I am!" exclaimed Izzy.

Blaineley sweatdropped.

"Just go wait for the bonfire ceremony, will you? Mind you, it's going to be your last one, so I hope you remember it." spoke Blaineley.

The campers shrugged and decided to do what the hostess told them to do.

Confessional: It's time for the final bonfire ceremony!

Ezekiel: *he pulls on the string of the Chris doll and it tells him that he sucks* Wait a minute...

Zoey: I'm voting for Izzy...she seems like the biggest threat.

Dawn: *sighs* After that brutal challenge...I don't really want to be on the show anymore...

Izzy: Izzy's voting for Zoey!

At the bonfire ceremony...

"It's the final bonfire ceremony! I'm sure you remember the first bonfire ceremony, don't you Ezekiel and Izzy?" inquired Blaineley.

Sure enough, Blaineley was holding a measly three marshmallows...it sure was going to be a short bonfire ceremony.

"Yeah we do eh...I almost got voted off." noted Ezekiel.

"It was totally exciting!" squealed Izzy.

"As for you Dawn and Zoey, you didn't actually get to attend that bonfire ceremony...of course, you probably consider yourself lucky that you didn't have to." noted Blaineley.

"I'm not sure about that..." answered Dawn.

"Well, I did end up getting on the team that you named after yourself..." answered Zoey.

"Right then...anyways, Ezekiel, since you're the big winner for today...guess what? You survive the final bonfire ceremony!" exclaimed the hostess.

"That's pretty nice eh." noted Ezekiel as he picked up his marshmallow.

"Izzy, you also survive the bonfire ceremony! Have fun in the final three!" exclaimed Blaineley.

Izzy squealed as she picked up her marshmallow.

This of course left Dawn and Zoey without a marshmallow. Dawn seemed surprisingly happy about it while Zoey began to feel nervous.

"This is the last marshmallow of the season! You had better enjoy it!" exclaimed Blaineley.

"Right..." answered Dawn.

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"Dawn."

Oddly enough, both Dawn and Zoey sighed in disappointment.

"I don't get it...didn't we vote together?" inquired Zoey.

"Actually, I voted for myself..." answered the moonchild.

"How come?" asked the indie chick.

"I felt that this season had gotten too dangerous for me to continue without endangering my health." spoke Dawn.

"Oh...Dawn listen...I don't think you should give up...I'm sure if you do your best you'll be able to make it through in one piece." explained Zoey.

"Really? You think so?" inquired the moonchild.

"I know so." answered the indie chick.

"Well Zoey, it looks like your separation from your boyfriend has been short-lived. As a matter of fact, he's waiting for you at the Dock Of Shame!" exclaimed Blaineley.

"Really?" inquired Zoey.

Sure enough, there he was. Apparently Blaineley had told him that Zoey was going to get voted off.

Immediately, Zoey ran straight towards him.

"Isn't that sweet eh?" inquired Ezekiel.

"It sure is!" exclaimed Izzy.

"As for you, it's time to put out the bonfire for good...at least until we inevitably return to the island, anyway." answered Blaineley.

"What if the island sinks?" asked Dawn.

"What are the chances of that?" inquired the hostess.

"If you get careless, pretty high." answered the teenage girl.

"Whatever! Head back to your cabins!" exclaimed Blaineley.

The campers reluctantly nodded as they returned to their cabins.

At the Dock Of Shame...

Unsurprisingly, Zoey and Mike were very happy to see each other again. Then again, they had only been separated from each other for only one episode...then again, time didn't exactly fly quickly on the show.

"Say there Zoey...something seems a bit different about you." noted Mike as they boarded the Cannon Of Shame together.

"Yeah...my black choker broke during the challenge..." answered Zoey.

"Funny, I actually bought a spare one for you in case that ever happened..." spoke the boy.

Immediately, Mike presented her a new one.

"Really? How thoughtful! I'm going to be making out with you tonight! In fact, let's do so now!" bellowed the redhead.

Immediately, the two campers began to make out...they kept on doing so even after they entered the Cannon Of Shame. Chef shrugged and lit the fuse, sending them both flying to the Playa.

"Well, I'll only have to use this one more time..." noted Chef.

Personally he wondered why Blaineley would want the campers to get shot out of a cannon anyway...wasn't the Hurl Of Shame dangerous enough for her?

Blaineley always said that they were cartoon characters so getting shot out of a cannon wouldn't hurt them much...

"Personally I miss the days when I used the old Boat Of Losers..." noted Chef Hatchet.

He personally hoped that one day he would be able to use the boat again...wait, didn't he use that boat to transfer Owen to the Playa?

"It was nice of Blaineley to take the campers to the past, I suppose...it brought back good memories." thought the cook.

A few minutes later...

As before, Blaineley was standing on the Dock Of Shame, acknowledging the events of the episode. Oddly enough, Chef was with her this time.

"Well, now that Zoey's gone, there are only three campers left on the island. Just two more episodes before we have our winner! I look forward to seeing who wins this...then again, I'll have to cough up a million dollars and fifty cents..." noted the hostess.

"Why do you have to be so greedy?" inquired Chef.

"Once again, I don't really understand why the campers on this show love each other so much...don't they know that only one of them is going to win? In my opinion they should all be at each other's throats." spoke Blaineley.

"Ah well. Anyways, I'm particularly looking forward to the next challenge...it's going to be an old classic! Heh heh heh!" exclaimed the hostess.

"Surely you can't possibly mean..." murmured Chef Hatchet.

"Yes Chef...I mean that one." answered the blonde.

"Oh no..." murmured the cook.

"Until next time, I'm Blaineley! Peace!" exclaimed the indie chick.

Votes:

Ezekiel: Zoey

Izzy: Zoey

Dawn: Dawn

Zoey: Izzy

Zoey: 2

Dawn: 1

Izzy: 1

Remaining Campers: Dawn, Ezekiel, Izzy

Voted off: Courtney, Scott, Sam, Gwen, Alejandro, Dakota, Cody, Cameron, Owen, Tyler, Heather, Lindsay, Sierra, Brick, Lightning, Duncan, B, Mike, Zoey

And Zoey is gone...to think that she had almost managed to win immunity, too. Then again nobody was expecting Ezekiel to once again go feral. Good thing Chef was able to fix him with some crazy pills.

I have to admit, this sure has been one heck of a long chapter, hasn't it? I wasn't expecting it to get so big myself. Ah well.

In the next chapter, the campers are going to participate in one of the most grueling Total Drama challenges in its history! Try to guess! I dare you!