This is mah Diary, Ichimaru Gin's Diary^^

I'VE BEEN STUCK IN DA BA~AG! ALL DA LIV' LONG NIGHT!

(AN: I've been working on the rail road! All the live long day! XD)

Entry 541-550: Stuck in da Bag 4

Entry 541

"SHUZZUP I'M READING MY MAGAZINES!"

"Lisa, you said I could read some!"

"Too bad, Shinji! I'm readin' them!"

"Kensei! Don't read them! You have me!"

"Mashiro, its useless-HACHI! HACHI WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"Putting you in a barrier. This is what you get for stealing my bow tie."

"Actually, I took it."

"Yeah, you would, Rose."

"SAYS THE ONE WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES FOR NO REASON!"

*sigh* Ain't da vizards such a strange family?

Entry 542

Yammy: "I'M HUNGRY!"

Mai: "Yammy, you're not an Espada anymore! You don't get food."

Aaroniero "I can't believe you're weak enough to get replaced by a little girl."

Szayel: "You shouldn't judge people by their appearance, I mean look at me. A pink haired STRAIGHT man that can fight AND look bad*ss!"

Zommari: *meditates*

Grimmjow: "Che, come on, Mai, let's take a cat nap."

Nnoitra: *the creepy Nnoitra laugh* "You just wanna-"

Ulquiorra: "Shut up, trash. Don't think so much inappropriate thoughts."

…*realization hits all o us like…cats…*

Me: "WAIT! Nnoitra and Ulquiorra ain't here!"

Tousen: "They sure sounded like them…"

Tia: "Hm...I never knew I was a good voice actor…"

Aizen: "That was you, Tia?"

Barragan: "So many youngsters brag! I do not care if you're "the sexy Sexta" or "the only Gillian Espada" or the "Primera" *glares at Starrk* or the "Happiest Man in Hueco Mundo" or the "Almighty 'AWESOME' King-Self Proclaimed God of Hueco Mundo"!"

Starrk: "…You're just jealous…"

Ichigo: "HA-HA! I'm better than all of you!"

Rukia: "Oh, please! You had trouble fighting GRIMMJOW in bankai!"

Lilinette: "Says the MIDGET!"

Ilforte: "Speak for yourself."

Wonderwiece: "Wahhhhh…"

…Dis entry is gettin' nowhere…

Entry 543

"!"

"What's so funny, Rofly?"

"I-I…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Did ya hear a joke?"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO! HAHAHA!"

"What's so funny than?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAA! NOTHING!"

"An' ev'rythin' 'pparently…"

Entry 544

"Rofly-san, you look like a boy with incredible hair!"

"Thanks-AHAHAHAHAHHA Lili-hahah! –nette-kun! Hee hee hee!"

*blushes* "Ahaha…"

"Lili-nette, you better not have a crush on him that just makes me look gay."

"But I'm your girly side."

"And?"

"So?"

"I'm going to sleep."

"Whatever, I HAVE MY OWN MIND!"

"But you only have one eye."

"You're pretty lazy for the Primera, even I could wake you up! ULQUIORRA and HARRIBEL have trouble waking you up! I would be a MUCH better Primera!"

*flick ta her face*

"Ouchy!"

"Sure."

Entry 545

"I have BLUE hair! Try telling me that ain't unique, Szayel Aporro!"

"I GUESS it is… Mai has blue hair. I have PINK hair AND I can look bad*ss with it!"

"I'm straight."

"So am I."

"Shocker."

"That's mean, bad kitty won't make much friends."

"I AM NOT A FREAKIN' CAT!"

"Here~ kitty, kitty, kitty!"

"STOP WAVING AROUND THAT YARN DAMMIT!"

"I laced it with catnip~!"

"I AM NOT A FREAKIN' CAT!"

"I know you want it~!"

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"What's stopping ya?"

"MAI."

"Your what?"

"DAMMIT MAI CIFER!"

"Oh! Wonderful, she trained you! You're a whipped kitty!"

"SHUT UP DAMMIT! KISHIERE, PANTERA!"

"WAIT! Szayel Aporro-san, YOU'RE AWAKE! Use the remote to get us out of here!"

"Oh, good idea, put the tail away so I can save the day!"

"Grrrr…"

"Uh-oh…"

"What?"

"Neliel and Wonderwiece drooled all over the remote."

"And?"

"I hate touching drool."

"YOU WEAR GLOVES!"

"…Look now…"

"DON'T EAT THE FREAKIN' REMOTE DAMMIT!"

*drags Mai over to Nel*

"Put that FREAKIN' REMOTE DOWN!"

"But Nel don't wanna!"

"Put it down or I'm gonna blow off your freakin' head, ***hole!"

"GIANT KITTY! IT BEING MEAN TO NEL!"

"DON'T CALL ME A CAT!"

"B-b-but Nel is callin' ya a kitty, not a cat…"

"SHUT UP!"

"Yer a cat! Den yer a kitty cat!"

"ARG! EFF THIS! *gets outta Ressureccion*cuts his hand with Pantera* GRAN REY CERO!"

(AN: I read that in order for an Espada to fire a Gran Rey Cero, they have to mix their blood with their original cero. So…ya…Grimmjow's not a cutter XD)

"GRIM-JOW YA AIN'T SUPPOSED TA DO DAT IN LAS NOCHES!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *gulp*

"Oh, nice baby sitting skils, Grimmjow, YOU JUST MADE THE KID SWALLOW IT!"

"Haha, Dat's what she said, Mai-chan!"

Entry 546

"Wow."

"This…is amazing…"

"Really, a Gran Rey Cero and it's STILL in good condition."

"Where did you get this very big and suspicious and slightly moving bag, Gin?"

"Some place called da Dollar Store in America."

"I must go there sometimes…"

Entry 547

"I know what will tear down this surprisingly ultra strong and very big and suspicious and slightly moving bag from a place called the dollar store!"

"What, Aizen-taicho?"

"MY REIATSU!"

*LE EFFIN' GASP!*

"Eh, dat might be bad… Pet-sama, ya try first!"

"Er…okay…Sōten Kisshun! I reject!"

*an hour later*

"…Dat's not workin'…"

"Hachi! What about you?"

*two hours later*

"This is not working, Gin. I SHALL TRY MY REIATSU!"

"Aizen-taicho…Tell Ran-chan I love 'er and I'll miss 'er."

Entry 548

"My reiatsu will surely work!"

"Any last words, Minna-chan?"

"I'm hungry!"

"Ya don't count, Yammy-kun, ya ain't an Espada!"

"*yawn* I'm lazy because no one ever fights me. And I consider Lilinette as my sister, so back off perverts."

"I hate Lilinette because she is a little girl that is supposedly stronger than ME."

"I never really trusted Aizen-sama in the first place."

"I love you, Mai!"

"I am afraid of Yammy because he tried to eat me once."

"I dyed my hair blue once when I was on that really long mission with Ulquiorra in the living world."

"We are gender-less."

"I love Grimmjow."

"Awww!"

O.O

*realization hits like a fryin' pan!*

"WHAT?"

"Are you serious?"

"No, of course not! But I loved the looks on your faces! It was the definition of WTF?"

Entry 549

*Aizen-taichou release his reiatsu*

"Ne, looks like all da fraccion and Yammy-kun can't take it!"

"Aaroniero can't either…"

"No! Wonderwiece!"

"Tousen-san, don't worry!"

"The bag isn't breaking!"

"Do not worry, Kaname. I am slowly letting out my reiatsu."

"Really? Dang, Szay-kun an' Mai-chan are suffocatin'!"

"So is Grimmjow."

"Kensei! Avenge my death!"

"Why would I?"

"Ahhg! Scientist going down!"

"Dere goes Szay-kun…"

"Mai, how are you holding up?"

"I-I'm f-fine…Aizen-sa-sama…"

"Hm…I just realized I don't know da Espada very well…"

"C-cuz…we hate you, Ichimaru!"

"Dat ain't nice, Grim-jow! Does anyone got a pet?"

"I have a goldfish named Fin."

"I had a cute dog from the living world named Shaggy…and a hollow cow."

*yawn* "Sometimes I form my reiatsu into a wolf that can talk. I named it Rei."

"The Menos Grandes are my pets."

"I-I used…to have *trouble breathin'* a-a bird, but…G-Grimmjow ate it!"

"Rofly-kun is mah pet."

"A-HA-HAHAHHA!"

"Rofly! Yer still okay!"

"AH-HAHA! Yeah…but hehehe, it's hard to hee hee breathe!"

"It seems we will declare Rofly a boy…"

"AAAHHHHHH!"

"Hyori!"

*five seconds later*

"Dere goes da Vizards an' Mai-chan…"

"NO! MAI!"

"Don't think 'bout doin' anythin', Grimmjow. Ulqui-orra would kill ya if ya did anythin' ta Mai-chan."

"Like he would care."

"Starrk! Starrk, are you okay?"

"Lili-nette! Yer still alright, too!"

"Starrk! Don't leave me alone! Even though I could have a crush on Roflmao-kun if you die…"

"I'm just asleep *yawn* idiot…"

"RUKIA!"

"I-I'll be fine, Ichigo!"

"Awww! Someone's gotta CRUSH on ya, Rukia-chan^^"

"SHUT UP!"

"Yeah! Kurosaki-kun doesn't like Kuchiki-san that way!"

"Yer just jealous, pet-sama."

"…"

"Hahaha…dis reiatsu is SUFFOCATING! Hehe, I can't even LAUGH…as much…"

"Ne, let's chat den, Rofly-kun!"

"Alrighyo, Gin-sama! Wanna join in, Lilinette-chan?"

*blushes* "Ahaha, sure^^"

Starrk: *glares*

"We all got weird eye colors…"

"Ahaha, yeah, Lilinette-chan has pink eyes and Gin-sama doesn't have eyes!"

"I got eyes!"

"What color are dey?"

"Blue."

"Dat's not weird. Humans have dat color!"

*opens eyes*

"GAHA! Wow, your eyes DO look weird!"

*closes eyes* "Ya…WOAH! Rofly-kun, yer eyes are FREAKY!"

"What color are they?"

"WHITE!"

"Huh…?"

"With a small tint of green!"

"Woah…"

"AAAAHHHHARG!"

"What is it, Tousen-san?"

"FREAKIN' STUPID FLY!" AN: DIE DIE DIE YOU STUID BUZZING IMBECILE!

"…"

"Grimmjow-san…?"

"What, Rofly?"

"What'cha doin'?"

"Nottin'."

"…Dat don't look like nottin'…"

"Kid, you have an accent like Ichimaru."

"Oh…haha… still, why are ya huggin' Mai-san?"

"Er…"

"*cough*pervert*coughcough*"

"HEY! It's not every day you get to hug someone you love!"

"Ya LOVE her?"

"Well, er…you know what I mean!"

"No, I don't exactly. Enlighten me!"

"Er…love is when someone…really, really likes someone else…"

"Do items count? Cuz I LOVE my plush voo-doo dolls!"

"Uh…no? Whatever, love is an emotion that humans have."

"What's the difference? We look like humans, there isn't TOO MUCH of a difference between us!"

"…Never mind. In life, there's love. We're DEAD last few times I checked! We're Arrancar, we don't love. We kill stuff."

"That sounds like it could be your motto."

"Yeah…"

"ESPADA don't LOVE. They KILL STUFF."

Entry 550

"Aha-GAHH!"

"Roflmao-kun!"

"I-I'll be f-fine, Lili-nette-k-kun! Yer a great friend, even though I don't know ya….v-very…well!"

"No! You can't die Roflmao-kun!"

"D-don't worry…I-I won't…I'm too funny in this fic to die…"

"What…?"

"B-before I pass out… Happy Birthday ta KurosuchiMayurilsMine12 ta'day! H-hope ya have a great day while we die in da bag!"

"Eh….?"

"Oh and to our anonymousreviewer, Abi Gopal… on da 8th… Happy B-day…"

"…"

"Oh, and ta Sugerangels on da 15th…"

"Rofly-kun, ya should stop now. I'll sing da song!"

"S-sure, Gin-sama…"

"Happy birthday, Kurotsuchi! Happy birthday ta ya! Thank ya so much fer reviewin'! And that's it…so lalalalalala!"

"Theme of Yankee Doodle AGAIN?"

"I'm not a very creative man…"

END CHAPTER!

Also, NO MORE BIRTHDAY REQUESTS UNLESS YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON FANFICTION DOT NET AND SIGNED IN. Sorry, but anonymous reviewers seem to change names a lot and seem like they review once so no more anonymous birthday requests, sorry^^

Espada Romance Time~

*Notes from me, Ichimary Gin'll be in asterisks*

"R-Rofly-kun…? A-are you alright…?"

"Don't cry, Lili-nette-kun… I-I'm fine^^"

"Y-you sure…?"

(Nods) "Y-yeah… Don't cry, Lili-nette-kun…"

(Hugs) "R-Rofly-k-kun…"

*Awww, young love!*

*So much love is in the air, Gin… It's almost sickening…*

*Love's a good thing, Aizen-taicho… We're Shinigami, we go love.*

*True, true…*

"Haha, you're not gonna die on me, right, Rofly-kun?"

"No, I won't Lilinette-kun, I promise…"

*They're about to kiss!*

*Ta think, ya acted like love was a BAD thing seconds ago, Aizen-taicho!*

*Shush! Real romance is better than watching Days of Our Lives~! (AN: I don't own) So close to kissing! Centimeters away!*

*Yer way too excited…*

"…Lili-"

"Stay away from Lilinette, Rolfmao."

"Er…hehe…sorry, Primera-sama…"

"BAKA STARRK!"

End ERT

Haha, always have to ruin/end the moment XD

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I'll figure somethin' out, anyways is anyone else dying to find out what happens in the latest chapter? DECIDE 13 Chapter 411