Omake 44 - DBX 15 - Spawn VS Alucard
"Alright, time for the next episode!" Ness said as he looks at the guide book. "And the next episode of DBX is... Woah!"
"What is it now?" Pikachu asked him.
"Well, you guys are gonna be a surprise when I tell you who is the next combatant," Ness said, weirdly.
"What is it then?" Yoshi asked him too.
"It looks like that the Hellspawn, Spawn is coming back for DBX." He told him.
"What?!" Everyone gasped as Kirby grabbed the guidebook and sees this. "Holy cow! It's true, Spawn is coming back for DBX!"
"But who's he battling this time?" Lucas asked.
Ness took back the guidebook and reads it for the info on the next combatant. "Well, for his opponent, it is..." He looks and responded, "Huh?"
"What is it?" Pikachu asked him.
"Well, this is new," Ness said, looking a bit nervous.
"What's new? Don't keep us hanging Ness." Pit said, looking at him.
"It appears that Spawn's new opponent is a guy in a red outfit named Alucard." Answered the PSI Hat User.
This got everyone looking at him with a surprised expression when hearing that. "Huh?!"
"Alucard? You mean... like a vampire!?" Kirby asked, surprisingly.
"Well, yes and no," Ness answered. "You see, according to this, he's a very, very, very, very, very, VERY powerful vampire that cannot be brought down so easily."
"What do you mean?" Pit asked.
"Well, let's just say that he's one powerful vampire that's good with guns, has extreme speed, crazy strenght and a lot of things I don't even want to get into," Ness said, looking a bit scary.
"Oh, so is he like super powerful?" Villager said, feeling little uneasy.
"Let me put it this way, this guy is one vampire that can't be killed so easily." Answered the PSI Hat User. "He's like darkness incarnate. He's so powerful and scary, he's known to be many things, two of them being the lord of Darkness and King of Vampires."
"Uh-huh. And?" Pikachu said, wanting to hear some more.
"He got some crazy abilities like; mind control, wall-crawling, rapid healing, invulnerability, intangibility, strong endurance, has immunity to sunlight-"
"What!?" The boys shouted in shock by that tidbit.
"Yes, I said immunity to sunlight, so he's immune to the sun," Ness said in response, then continued. "Anyway, he has the ability to Shapeshift, turning his body into a dark mist, absorbs and controls the souls of his victims, controls the weather, has telekinetic and telepathic powers, control and summons fire, defies the laws of gravity, senses supernatural activities and even can read minds by sucking your blood." He finishes.
"Whoa, talk about a whole supply of power!" Pit said, being agapped. "He's like a living battle tank!"
"More like a one-man army!" Toon Link said, shockingly.
"Anything else we should know about this guy?" Popo said, worryingly.
"Uh, let's see," Ness looks at the guidebook again. "Well, crazy abilities aside, he is a pro of controlling Shadow Matter, which kinda relies on the blood of the victims he absorbed within his body and can shapeshift to a shadow dog called Baskerville that is capable of killing people who have strong healing factors."
"Oh." He replied.
"And..." He looks at the guide once more, then replied. "He's...uh, he's also a... loud potty mouth...?"
Everyone then looked at him, blinking in confusion. They stood in silence for a minute until Ness broke it when saying, "Well according to the guide, he makes a lot of swears in the anime, Hellsing, but only in an Abridge Version."
"Ohhhhh." Everyone responded.
"Wait, Abridge?" Kirby asked in wonder.
"Abridgement, or an abridged series, is an animation, which typically involves a movie, tv show, or video game that is edited to be shorter and fandubbed, usually for reasons of comedic parodies. And Hellsing is one of them." Ness explained.
"One of them?" Lucas asked.
"Well, there are others like DBZ, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Sword Art Online, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, and many others." He answered. "Apparently, everyone finds them funny and popular."
"Ah. I see."
"I don't suppose they have abridged anime in the box Merch gave us?" Asked Yoshi.
"If it's possible," Ness answered.
"Well, now with that's gone away," Pikachu said, as he turned to Kirby. "Kirby, would you mind?"
"Yep," Kirby said, as he puts the disc in and everyone begins to watch the next episode of DBX. The ScrewAttack title appears on the screen, and then, words begin to appear in the background saying; 'NO RULE', 'JUST BLOODSHED' and now, the title: 'DBX'.
In the first scene, we see a graveyard in the night sky. Then suddenly, Spawn appeared in the graveyard via teleport as his red cap disintegrated out of his body ready to fight.
"Hey look! It's Spawn!" Kirby said, seeing the Warrior of Hell appearing on screen.
"Huh. Who knew he'd be here?" Popo said, slightly.
Just then, a new combatant has entered the battlefield. It appears to be a man in a red shirt. His name is Alucard.
"And here's the Unkillable Vampire, making his appearance!" Pikachu said, seeing him coming into battle.
"Well, let's see how this go." Said the Green Happy Dinosaur.
Spawn: I'll crush you! *Charges at Alucard*
"Time to see which one is the true lord of Darkness!" Pit said with excitement.
Then, blood spilled in the scene as the words 'Here We Gooo!' appeared.
Boomstick: HERE WE GO!
Spawn fights off Alucard with a small combo then Alucard pushes him but the Hellspawn kicks him hard, sending him flying over the ground.
"Looks like Spawn took the lead in fighting the guy," Pikachu said, smiling at this action.
Alucard got up before seeing Spawn attempting to do something new.
Spawn: Burn!
Smashing his fist to the ground, the green flame appears and burned the Vampire Hunter.
"Oooh, now that's toasty." Pit said, jokingly before getting a groan from his friends.
The Hellspawn watches closely as the fire carefully incinerated Alucard.
Spawn: Fool.
"Uh, he does know that fire can't hurt due to his pyrokinetic ability?" Lucas asked while shivering a bit.
Before anyone can reply, however, the fire continues to blaze as Alucard came out of the flames and punched him.
"I'm gonna take that as a no." Pikachu quickly answered.
Spawn prepares to fight again but got caught as a shadowy arm with a thousand eyes dues to his shadow manipulation and shape shifting abilities. With a small and yet fast combo, the Vampire Hunter came to his face, pointing his gun to his face and shot him.
This cause everyone winces by the shooting Spawn in the face. But unfortunately, due to his abilities as a Hellspawn along with the suit, it didn't work on Spawn.
"OH, now that's smarts!" Popo cringed.
"But that's not enough for Spawn." Pit said, sternly.
"What do you mean?" Lucas said in the question.
"Don't forget that Spawn and his suit has the ability to feed and absorb the negative energy that involves evil and those committed terrible sins." Pit said, pointing it out. "And since Alucard is an incarnation of darkness, he's full of the stuff. With his ability to absorb the blood and souls of his victims and killed many others that are evil or not, both Al and his suit are having an 'All-You-Can-Eat' Buffet with Alucard who is filled with dark energy around his body."
"Oh right." Replied the PSI Blonde User.
"Which means, Spawn has a huge advantage over Alucard since he's technically an all-powerful vampire due to his crazy abilities. So, no matter how hard you try, Spawn will remain stronger thanks to his powers as a Hellspawn." Ness finishes the statement.
"Well now, that's a problem for the Lord of Vampires," Pikachu commented.
"Oh yeah, definitely," Kirby replied.
But unfortunately, due to his abilities as a Hellspawn along with the suit, it didn't work on Spawn.
Getting out of his shadow trap, Spawn starts to fight Alucard again. But Alucard wasn't done yet. He shapes shifted into a red beast and chomped down on Spawn. Then he changed back as he started another fighting combo with his gun and punched him towards the ground. But then Spawn got up and sees that he's not done yet.
"Whoa, that dude literally takes this fight too serious!" Pikachu said, surprisingly.
"I'm guessing that's his Shadow Dog form/Familiar, Baskerville, right?" Toon Link asked while seeing the Black Dog on screen.
"Yep," Ness responded.
"Boy, what a scary dog," Pikachu said, wincing at Alucard's Familiar.
"Uh-huh." Kirby nodded to that agreement.
Then he changed back as he started another fighting combo with his gun and punched him towards the ground. But then Spawn got up and sees that he's not done yet.
"Looks like Spawn isn't done yet." Toon Link said.
"In a fight like this, I can't really tell which one is the most scarier." Pit said, getting the notion of seeing the two powerful dark warriors.
"Well they're both fearsome and scary in their own way, but only one of them shows a great force of darkness and the other a dwelling knight of shadows, so technically it's Alucard," Ness said, taking note of the fight in front of them.
Alucard then moped his own shadow where he summons a shadow wolf and sends it to attack Spawn. But that didn't work as the Hellspawn punched the familiar away. Alucard wasn't done yet either, but before he could do anything, Spawn got behind him through and blasted Alucard to the head, killing him the process.
Everyone was now shocked by this outcome. "Or...I can be super wrong." He slowly said.
The DBX appeared again as the one on the middle appeared again.
"Well, that was... something," TL commented, slightly.
"Yeah, a bit deadly, but it's still cool," Pikachu replied.
"So, what's next?" Yoshi asked.
"I think I already have the best idea," Kirby said, popping the same idea in his head.
I know, I know this might look rushed, but I did the best I could to finish up. And the whole Abridge thing I mention, I uh didn't care about them. I know they're supposed to be funny, but after seeing and hearing clips of some anime, I have no words for what I experienced. Anyway, here this episode, next it's another OMM battle and it's a fight between two favorite powerful anime heroes. So stay tuned.
