Disclaimer: (Let's all just pretend that the disclaimer in Chapter 47 is also written here.)

Background: The Last Battle

Also, new episode coming out this Saturday! Yay!


Maul sat in his quarters and turned on the TV.
"The Jedi and his Padawan, I mean my apprentice, I mean the kid, finished filming the new episode a couple days ago. It must be on TV now." he said to himself as he settled down with a bag of space chips. "Let's see what kind of bullshit they were up to this time."
But his face became more constricted as the episode played before his eyes.
When the Clone Wars droid commander appeared onscreen, Maul could take it no longer.
He snatched up the phone and dialed Mickey.

"Yes, just putting in some more Clone Wars to attract more nostalgic viwers... Oh hey what's up Maul?"
Maul was triggered.
"You didn't tell me there was going to be a Clone Wars episode!"
"...Well, yeah, what about it?"
"How could you not tell me about a Clone Wars episode?!"
"Well technically you went off to Tat-"
"MICKEY THOSE ARE SPOILERS I WILL NOT HAVE MY DRAMATIC PLANS REVEALED UNTIL THE VERY LAST MOMENT"
"Well-"
"HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT A CLONE WARS EPISODE"
With that, Maul hung up by slamming down his phone on the table.

"HOW DARE THEY NOT TELL ME ABOUT A CLONE WARS EPISODE!" he repeated angrily as he activated his lightsaber and proceeded to slash his room to pieces.

Kylo Ren chose that exact moment to walk by, and he thought to himself, I'm so gonna change my role model.


This doesn't have anything to do with fanfiction, but my country is literally political chaos right now.
Our president has been controlled (sort of) by a shaman... Can you believe it?
No, it's not that she (the president) was cursed into submission, that would be cow dung, but she and the shaman were 'friends

and the shaman wasn't even a politician yet she recieved and read all these top secret goverment documents and made edits to the president's speech.
Also 1040 corpses were found under a hill some couple days ago. It's not 10, it's not 40, it's 1040. One thousand and forty. WTF.