Chapter 56 - Mr. Fonzarelli Timelord

January 3rd, 2015 - 6:00 P.M.

Nick

In Steve's villiage


Once the trio made it to the portal by the bar, without haste, they entered it. On the other side, was Steve's beautiful block world.

Steve: Thank god I look like my old self again!

Vinyl Scratch: You mean, "thank Celestia" right?

Steve: Err, no. Who is that?

Vinyl Scratch: Well, lets get to work protecting this village.

Nick: Got it! What should we do?

Steve: You tell us! Your the leader here.

The timelord hedgehog take a good look around him.

Nick: Do you mind showing me around the block? Hehehe. Hahaha. AAAHAHAHAHA!

Vinyl Scratch: AAHAHAHA! THATS A GOOD ONE NICK! AHAHAHA!

Both Nick and Vinyl Scratch laugh hard, but Steve takes slight offense to Nick's funny joke. Steve is maybe a little bit too uptight right now.

Nick: Come on you blockhead. I know how to handle these things! Stop being too serious you square. Ha hahahahaha! AHAHAHA

Vinyl Scratch couldn't help but laugh at another one of Nicks clever jokes. Steve takes a seat on his cobbles stone stairs/ seats that he placed in front of his bus stop that he made.

Steve: (defeated) Nick! Please, you don't understand.

Nick: 700 years of time travel, and I've tried to understand, but not anymore.

Nick turns to classic sonic and builds a few random blocks to fill the holes in the walls.

Steve: No no no! Nick! That looks terrible! Try using some stone bricks and maybe add some cobblestone at the base to complement it.

Steve rebuilt Nick's mess, and replaced it with a beautiful, and sturdy wall good enough to keep the best creepers out of! Once done, he surrounds it with flowers and smiles upon his creation.

Steve: There!

Nick: You remind me of the second incarnation of the Doctor. Not a good thing.

Steve: Listen Nick. You see this village around you?

Nick: You mean, Lego land? Ha ha ha!

His comment partially hurt Steve inside, but he let it go. Nick didn't know any better.

Steve: Me and my father built this place from the ground up. I remember us finding a field like this. He handed me a wooden axe and said, "Start chopping boy!". We worked our way from wooden tools to stone, to iron, and then even diamond! The villagers saw that giant clock tower in the middle of town. They moved in. We surrounded it with walls. We put in schools, houses, post offices, train stations, mines, farms, everything! Then one day...

Nick: Good for you and him. You see that blue box behind me? Wait...

He uses his sonic screwdriver and uses it. Nick's TARDIS appeared behind him.

Nick: Now you see this blue box?

Steve: *sigh. Yes Nick. I see it!

Steve did not get to finish his story, which left him sad.

Nick: This is a type 40 TARDIS. TARDIS meaning, "Time And Space Relative Dimension In Space" This can take you anywhere in time and space. It can translate any language. I've traveled in this thing since I was 100 years old. Saved countless lives. I'm the most dangerous man, and the most helpful. This little planet is a speck in the wind compared to what I've seen and done. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Got that? Oh and I forgot to mention that a TARDIS is powered by a star in the inside.

Steve: (furious) Okay then hot shot. Since your practically a god, do you mind telling me how my father died then? HUH! TELL ME!

Nick: Who said I'm a god.

Steve: Listen to me! One day, it grew dark, but he insisted that we continue to build. We were almost done, so I sat torches all around the area. It failed. I remember hearing a hissing sound behind both of us. When I woke up the next day, my father was gone.

Vinyl Scratch: So...he died? Awww. Steve, thats a really sad story.

Steve: I don't know what happened to him. He had armor on and everything. 1 creeper shouldn't have killed him. I mean it was...what's this?

Steve saw a piece of paper with a note on it. He opened it to read what it has to say.

Nick has a secret he will take to his grave. It is discovered on Scaro.

Steve: What the heck does that mean?

Nick: (worrysome) Are you sure it says, "Scaro"?

Steve: Yeah! It does!

Nick: I can't believe it!

Steve: I swear to god!

Vinyl Scratch: Celestia!

Steve: Err, I swear to Celestia. Anyways, Nick what does that note mean?

Vinyl Scratch: Yeah. What's it for?

Nick: When your a time traveler like me, theres one place you never EVER should go.

Vinyl Scratch: And that is?

Steve: Nevermind that. Lets just focus on the task at hand, or do you want those creepers to get in?

Vinyl Scratch: Lets drop those creepers! Ha HA!

Nick: No! You weren't listening. The note wasn't talking about my secret. It was talking about my grave! 652 years from now, but 348 years in from your point of view, I'll destroy all the Daleks, but at the cost of my own life. After this, I need to go there.

Steve: Okay, now that's just confusing.

Nick: It's simple. My dead future self is on a different planet right now.

Vinyl Scratch: Aren't you scared?

Nick: I've faced death one hundred times, so no.

Vinyl Scratch: How can you live like that. You know when your going to die and you're not doing anything about it?

Nick: I just roll with it. I...

Steve continued to grow steamed. Nick interrupted his story. It was time for payback.

Steve: Guys! World at stake here!

No one listened. As a matter of fact, Vinyl went off the edge too.

Vinyl Scratch: What!?

She trotted to Nick and slapped him hard. He flinched bigtime.

Vinyl Scratch: How? Think of what Twilight would think if she found out about this! Your have got to do something about this or you are in a world of hurt.

Nick: I can't mess with my future. It's a horrible idea, and it can cause serious problems. Me and Gage went down that road not too long ago.

Steve: Okay! Now that that's settled, can we get back to saving the world?

Nick: Been there, done that. I'm ready to do it again.

Vinyl Scratch: We can settle this later Nick, but for now think about it.

In the distance, was a large explosion. A creeper already blew a hole in the wall! A large one, big enough for 5 creepers to go in at a time.

Nick: Here they come! Go! Go! GO!

Nick charged into the battle with a few of Gage's energy moves at his disposal. Steve charged in too!

Steve: No! You need our help.

Vinyl Scratch: That's right.

They stood in front of the broken wall. Nick did most of the heavy damage, but together with their bows and AK-47's, the other 2 did just fine. Steve definitely had a home field advantage. On the edge of a wall, a skeleton stood with his bow drawn.

Steve: Watch out for skeletons. They go from a distance. There's one!

Vinyl Scratch: (cockily) Good thing I'm here.

She aimed down the sights and shot the bones clean off the skeleton. She rejoiced.

Vinyl Scratch: YEAH YEAH! I got one.

Nick: Shit! Hey blockhead. Behind you.

Steve quickly turned around and threw his diamond sword. It was wedged in the creeper, but one accurate shot of his bow drove it through even further, killing it.

Steve: Got it! Thanks. Vinyl, hit them in the head! They take more damage that way!

Vinyl Scratch: Think that wasn't obvious!

Steve: No, but I thought it would. It took me ten months to figure that out.

Nick chuckled a bit, but went back to work.

Nick: Alright guys, lets show him the power of us!

Steve: Got the TNT.

Vinyl Scratch: Got the guns and songs!

Steve: Songs?

Vinyl Scratch: I'm a DJ where I come from. DJing is my game!

Steve: DJ?

Vinyl Scratch: Wow! You need to get out more often, cause boy you're missing out.

Nick: I got a TARDIS, but I never use weapons.

Gage: Nick! You are a weapon! HA HA HA!

Steve: What was that?

Vinyl Scratch: Gage has a point.

Steve: That was Gage? But he's not here. How is this possible.

Gage: Magic my friend. Unicorn magic!

Nick: I'm not a weapon. I'm a timelord.

Gage: I'm almost there guys. This spell is tricky. I'll be on my way shortly. Hang in there.

Vinyl Scratch: Hanging, and Gage? You and Nick have something to discuss afterwards.

Gage: Later Vinyl Scratch, later.

Steve: Nick! You have speed. Use it to our advantage.

Being a blockhead, according to Nick, Steve really did know his combat. He was an excellent strategist. Steve placed TNT all around the area outside the walls. He used explosives against explosives! Nick sped around and around the creepers. He got really close to them, but they couldn't blow up in time. Then, Nick realized something.

Nick: Wait! What do we have to talk about?

Vinyl Scratch: Your death and how you're not doing anything about it.

Steve: Worry about it later. Use your speed to wham them into next month. Your doing good!

Nick: I'm not talking about it.

Vinyl Scratch: Fine, then I'll explain it!

Vinyl and Nick both stopped fighting for a second, leaving Steve all alone.

Steve: Err, guys? I could use some help here.

Creeper after creeper began to pour in. Steve was holding his own poorly, still holding.

Vinyl Scratch: Gage! Nick knows when he's going to die, but refuses to do anything about it. I tried to reason with him, but he just wont listen.

Gage: Vinyl baby, later! Focus on the task at hand. I know that he's stubborn as hell okay? We'll talk more when I get there!

Steve: (strained) Please and thank you for we got zombies and spiders coming.

Vinyl Scratch: Fine! Just help me knock some sense into him.

Steve: Nick! Use your stick thing to light that TNT. I got an idea.

Vinyl Scratch: Uh oh!

The sky grew dark and rain poured from the sky. The amount of creatures quadrupled. They charged at the walls of Steve's village like no other onslaught he ever saw.

Nick: GOOD GRIEF!

Steve: Oh for Notche's sake.

Vinyl Scratch: Who's Notch?

Steve: And you say I need to get out more.

Creepers continued to crash into the walls. Pretty soon, there was nothing but a few floating cobblestone blocks in the way. The wall was rendered useless.

Steve: Oh crap! There goes the wall!

Nick: Just great!

Vinyl Scratch turned around to see that everywhere around her, there were creatures. There were hundreds awaiting command. They didn't attack. They stood like they were waiting to be commanded.

Nick: What's happening? Why have they stopped?

Vinyl Scratch: LOOK!

Up on a rooftop, a Steve look alike looked down upon the chaos.

Steve: Double crap!

Vinyl Scratch: Is that...herobrine?

Herobrine looked just like Steve himself, only he had those eerie white pockets of light near his eyes. He smiled and simply raised his rectangular hand. The sky grew even darker as lightning struck all around every second. Super creepers were formed from the result. Hell broke completely loose. Buildings were being destroyed beyond repair.

Steve: NOOO! The night of death wasn't supposed to happen until a week from now! WHAT DO WE DO!

Vinyl Scratch: Steve! Come on! We have to get this over with!

Nick steps up to the plate. He goes super sonic and starts to fly.

Super Nick: I'll take that joker!

Vinyl Scratch: No Nick! You die at some point else, we can't let you do it by yourself.

Steve: She's right. You have to let us help.

Super Nick: No! I'll be fine. Trust me. If Gage ever taught me anything, its that theres nothing a transformation can't handle. HEY YOU! DID YOU ORDER A LARGE CLOBBERING!?

Herobrine simply looks at Nick. His golden quills looked ever so badass, but he was unintimidated. Nick attacked with his bare fists. Herobrine drew a large diamond longsword and kept up with every blow. He swung at Nick, but he blocked the sharp end with his arm. Nick karate chopped at his square head, but he blocked it with his diamond sword. Herobrine ran along the rooftops, carefully jumping from house to house. Nick attacked with chaos blasts. Herobrine came to a roof to where he could not escape. It seemed like Nick had him.

Super Nick: End of the line!

He simply smiled at Nick, then turned back and pointed the sword at the 2 on the ground. All of the mobs attacked at once.

Steve: AAAAHH!

Vinyl Scratch: It's no good! There's too many of them!

Nick: Quick, get to the tower in the center of town!

They were getting the hell beat out of them. Nick had to slam the door to the tower shut. They climbed to the top of it.

Vinyl Scratch: NOO! Now what do we do?

Steve: The only thing we can do...we wait.

A super creeper exploded. It blew a huge hole in the tower, then another one charged at them. It blew them off the tower and into a grassy patch. Nick has many bad cuts and bruises at this point as well as Steve and Vinyl. Their armor was shredded to hell. They laid there, completely battered and busted up. Lucky for them, they landed in a yard surrounded by iron bars.

Vinyl Scratch: Nick is...badly hurt and Gage is...taking too long. Steve...any...any ideas?

Steve: Yeah, we...have to...ugh.

Both Steve and Vinyl Scratch passed out. It's all up to Nick now.

Nick: I...can't give up. NO. Ahhh...

Nick passed out as well. The heroes were defeated in this brutal battle of mobs. A strong wind blows towards the creepers and the rest of the creatures. It was so strong, that it was holding all of the mobs back. In the sky was human Gage holding his 2 hands up. Gage arrived seconds too late. Nick got worse and collapsed on the battlefield.

Gage: Who the hell ordered a knucke sandwich? I got plenty! ORDER UP! Big bang attack!

The big bang attack left lots of them dead, but there were still plenty to destroy them. He has a few minutes to talk to his unconscious friends. He walks to Steve's body first.

Gage: Steve. This place looks like hell, but we will help you rebuild it. I promise. Your a great fighter, an excellent builder, and one hell of a strategist.

He approaches Vinyl Scratch.

Gage: Your skills have improved! A year of shooting targets with Ray will do that huh?

Last but not least, he goes to Nick.

Gage: And you Nick. Your gonna help me end this. I need you conscious.

He grabbed his sensu beans. Only 6 remained after he distributed them. Vinyl Scratch and Steve got up. As for Nick, he did not.

Vinyl Scratch: OW! My head!

Steve: Man, that gave me quite the kick.

Vinyl runs over to Nick, who tries to listen to Nick's heart. It didn't beat. His chest was completely silent.

Vinyl Scratch: (angry) Darn! Well, we can wake him up later. I want him to feel the pain when I slap him.

Steve: Wow! He must have really made you angry.

Vinyl Scratch: That he did, and I'm sure Twilight will do just the same.

Steve: Well, in the meantime we have this problem to deal with.

Gage: Don't worry Steve! I won't let a single one of you bastards hurt anyone anymore. They...might have killed Nick.

Vinyl Scratch: NO...I didn't mean it like that!

Gage: What do you mean Vinyl?

Vinyl Scratch; He's dead before he's supposed to be dead.

Gage: He won't die. That sensu bean may not have woke him up instantly, but those things are strong. He's probably out cold...

Suddenly, Nick glows yellow and his arms shot the same color of energy out. Gage knew what this was all about

Gage: SHIT! Everybody get down!

The 3 conscious ones hit the dirt.

Vinyl Scratch: (yelling) Nick! You sonova flank! What is wrong with...wait! What happened to you?

Nick opens his eyes.

Nick: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

His regeneration is complete once again. Nick has blonde hair, and he was slimmer than he was previously. He had a high british accent and green eyes. He looked alot like Ray did when he was human.

Nick: Well! Look at that! I...New teeth. That's weird. So, where was I before my lights went out?

Steve: Uh, we were going to kick Herobrines butt.

Nick: (juiced) Yeah! Yeah! Where is that square at?

Herobrine was nowhere to be found. He looked up to where he was previously, but he wasnt there. Then he looked down. Creatures started to try to get through the iron bars, but so far, they remained strong.

Gage: I say, we do an ultimate chaos control. With 2 people, it should be fun. Shadow mentioned it. Are you up for it?

Nick: Right!

Gage: Lets do this!

He levitated the chaos emeralds above his head. They circled the 2 perfectly as both of them held their hands into the air.

Gage & Nick: CHAOS CONTROL!

From the center of them, a pocked of white light exploded. It looked like a bomb, but it was harmless energy to good creatures. To the bad, it was lethal. The white light filled the city and engulfed all of the mods around them. Then, it went outside the city, across the deserts, jungles, taiga, extreme hills, swamps, and the rest of the biomes. The entire world was wiped clean of mobs!


Nick and Gage both panted their asses off. A chaos control that size took serious effort.

Gage: (panting) Nick! We did it. Good job!

Nick: Yeah! Awesome!

Vinyl Scratch: YAY! You guys did it!

Gage: Don't sell yourself short Vinyl. You did it too. You defended this place bravely. Steve? You too.

The blockhead stood up and shyly approached Steve.

Steve: Uhhh. Gage?

Gage: Yes Steve?

Steve: If its fine with you, can I join your team?

Gage: Well, that depends. What are your qualifications? I know your a good strategists, and none of my team is. Not even really me!

Steve: Well, I'm good with a sword, bow, and explosives especially TNT. I can craft potions that heal you, make you faster, and stuff like that. Plus I'm an excellent handyman. I can construct things, and repair them too.

Gage: Say no more Steve. Your in. Welcome to the legendary force!

(Steve joins the Legendary Force)

Nick: Hey Gage. Tell me, what do I look like now?

Gage: A blonde teenager, about my age, but a little bit scrawnier and smaller, no offense.

Vinyl Scratch: A rockin blonde teenager if I may say so myself.

Nick: Damn! I look stupid don't I? Man, I hate regeneration.

Steve: You look pretty casual to me.

Gage: It could be worse. You could look like Justin Beiber if you were unlucky enough.

Nick: That would be the worst.

Gage and Nick started laughing hard, but Vinyl and Steve didn't understand the human that they were mocking. Vinyl approached Nick again, and slaps him hard as hell.

Nick: Hey!

Vinyl Scratch: That's for being stubborn mule you are. The least you could do is come up with a plan to fight the Daleks and survive with everyone else.

Nick: I did what I had to do. It was to save my wife, who by the way would've died if I hadn't jumped to save her.

Gage: Nick! She's right. Quit being a jackass and let us help you. I've done it before and you know it.

Nick: Yeah you also almost ruined my future too.

Gage: True, but I fixed it.

Steve: I'm just going to stay out of this one.

Vinyl Scratch: Since you know how it happens, then you could plan ahead to find a way for everypony to survive, including yourself.

Nick: So, let me get this straight. Your mad at me for saving the one I love? Guys, we were working together in that battle great until they got Twilight.

Gage: That's not the point Nick Were not mad at you for saving Twilight. I would gladly do the same for Rarity! Were mad at you for not trying to save yourself in the process. Nick, our quest to defeat Chaos is still an extremely long one. How can I do it without you?

Vinyl Scratch: We all had our secrets. Some more than others and maybe not as vital, but when death is involved, then you should seek help from your friends.

Nick: It's hundreds of years in my future, but hundreds of years in this past.

Gage: And that gives us plenty of time to think of a plan to save your ass.

Vinyl Scratch: At least consider this awhile. I'm trying to look out for a friend and her husband.

Nick: Fine! I'm going home to stay with Twilight and my kids! I'm not changing my mind. Goodbye!

Nick grabs his sonic screwdriver and his TARDIS spawns in front of himself. He walks in and slams the door hard, then it disappeared.


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