Finally I got my old computer back (If only the site would behave)...and with such a united front, with only one person opting for the story ending early, I'll have to go from here...and hopefully do better
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Okay, I will skip the review replies to comment that I will not make another Naruto reference outside the omakes, and that while some complain about having the Crisis, its really more of a way, in this story, to remove Dumbledore and get Harry a bit more involved in politics.
I was just really planning the eventual complaint of Dumbledore doing too much
Now then...lets see if we can get those 100 reviews to match up in review count to Restored Legacy. I recognize I've let third year last a bit too long...I plan to speed it up a bit.
Hogwarts
"Listen here Potter" she scowled "The ministry is the only thing standing between our society and destruction by the corrupting ideals mudbloods infect us with. As the person who saved us from The Dark Lord..."
"The person who saved you all from Voldemort" Harry said abruptly, causing the hag to flinch "Is that all I am? The boy who lived...tell me something, are you parents still alive"
Umbridge grimaced as she thought of them "Oh no, they're dead, but I don't see..."
"I, am famous...because my parents, DIED AND I DID NOT! Tell me, would you want to be famous for that...WHO WOULD WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR THAT!"
"You killed the Dark Lord. That is worth anyone's life, or any two people"
Harry glared at her for saying that...and to be fair so were Daphne and Tracy, and in the castle Snape had the sudden desire to put someone in detention...
"They, were, my PARENTS! I AM FAMOUS BECAUSE THEY DIED FIGHTING A DARK LORD THAT THE MINISTRY WOULD NOT FIGHT!"
"Harry" Daphne warned. Using would instead of could just made this all that worse.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU BRAT!"
"You heard me...I've read the books, the first muggle killings by You Know Who occurred in the early 1960's, and you guys only started to do anything in 1975! Nearly 15 years of needless terror, because you guys don't want to hurt anyone with 'pure', inbred kinsmen!"
"TAKE THAT BACK YOU HALF BLOOD UPSTART!"
"NO!"
"Harry" Daphne shook her head, while Umbridge was unpleasant, ticking her off so early was not the right thing to do.
"Your regret this" She scowled as she stomped away.
...timeskip
The next few weeks were...busy.
While his now out there, for the non time travelers, vendetta against Umbridge was up front, but shown as more due to a political argument than anything, he did have a lot of trouble now that it seemed that Dumbledore was gone...perhaps forever.
No one could find him...and he could have sworn that he saw some of the woman in his coven in the obituary.
Of course...it could have just been him
The Headmaster's office was acting particularly wonky itself, it wouldn't let anyone in...like what it was like for Umbitch when she began headmistress, in name only. As it was, the teachers were trying to cover for him themselves, and keep the purebloods of the government from doing anything.
However, they were busy, arguing over who should take his job.
He had also begun to try and set up a bit of a cooperative among the girls, for two reasons.
One was to make sure that he would not be caught off guard by something
And two, and most importantly...it was to keep them from ever, even considering, that they were not necessary.
Harry did not, need his life to be any more a soap opera from muggle television
So far, he had Hermione as the organizer/researcher, as well as the one to handle all muggle issues, Susan and Daphne were his legal advisers, but in different forms; while Susan was best at government when it came to the laws, Daphne was for dealing with the people. Angelina was the one who made sure that all Quidditch players could practice, and all and all keep them in shape...
He needed more ideas before the girls felt left out, he wasn't like the Ministry, he couldn't just call one of them his undersecretary to his undersecretary and give them a overpaid wage, now could he?
Speaking of undersecretaries, he had been getting tons of legislative bills, because he had not put up anyone for the post of his proxy, and had no desire to (As it was, the adults he trusted were all busy), so kept getting bills, and they all seemed to be the kind he did not like, such as
Legislation to ban the use of brooms by Muggleborns
Legislation to restrict the travel of Muggleborns
Foreign born sporting ban act
Basically, any sort of law that would hurt his girls
Daphne said that was Umbridge after him...and while none of them liked her, starting a fight with her early was probably not a smart idea.
The Quidditch season was coming to a climax...with the Ravenclaw's only 10 points behind the Gryffindors team in that regard.
A slight...side affect of the mind numbing the Slytherins got...they were even worse at Quidditch now. The Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws were having open season on them in matches.
Thus tallying up points
How unfortunate, however...that things just went horrible before the game.
"YOU GOT WHAT!"
Angelina, with a voice that made a howler to shame, confronted Fred, George and Oliver, all three of them looking absolutely pale.
How...fortunate that as soon as Harry heard, he convinced her to do it privately.
"Ah...detention" Fred meeped.
"Until...maybe a week after the final" George continued
"HOW DARE PROFESSOR CROUCH!" Oliver whined as Angelina seemed to get even taller.
It was fifth year again...did the poor twins deserve that twice?
'Harry...you are aware that they called me, Gingie, for years, right?'
'That is no reason for torture Ginny'
Siblings...he was almost glad he didn't have any...almost.
"We didn't do anything wrong" George whined
"Oh really, THAN WHY DO YOU HAVE DETENTION DURING THE FINALS!"
"We didn't do anything to him!"
"We haven't had time yet!"
"The O.W.L tests!"
"We care about them!"
"Somewhat!"
"Or at least"
"Our future stepmother does!"
"And she scares us!"
"A lot"
"THEN WHY!"
"Well, we were going to pull a prank on Professor Kroot"
"He is due, you know"
"We already slipped cat nip in Minnie's food"
"Gave Mexican magical jumping beans to Flicky"
"And placed some shampoo in Servy's cauldron"
At once, all three professors wanted to curse something, for an unexplained reason; all while either being drunk, jumping hysterically, or wondering why his cauldron was bubbling and smelled like mango
"So we were going to fill his office with fruit flies"
"However, the Crouch guy caught us with our jar of flies"
"We were so surprised we dropped the case"
"And he got attacked by the flies"
"I was just walking by" Wood sulked.
'I need to get a leash for them' Angelina swore
"Still...a bit of an overreaction" Harry tried to keep Angelina for castrating them
"OVERREACTION! WE NEED OUR A GAME..."
"Um...by the way your in charge" Oliver said, dejected, to Angelina before he began to back away...before he and the twins bolted.
"COME BACK HERE YOU..."
"Angelina..." Harry said loudly, getting her out of her, lynch the male teammates who she does not have sex with, mood 'We have bigger problems'
The Quidditch Finals
Excitement was billowing...from all but one house.
And it isn't he impotent Slytherins
Gryffindor had been in downed spirits ever since three of their top players got detention in this most crucial of games. When McGonagall heard...after yelling at the twins and Wood for getting in that situation, she confronted Professor Crouch...who did not change his mind.
A related issue where his brother had failed to get on the exact elevator that he preferred to ride every day in the Ministry for the last few decades because Arthur had gotten in it was not related at all.
"And its the finals of this years Quidditch House Cup!" Lee announced, if less enthusiastic than normal "This game will decide the winner of the Quidditch Cup! This is a tight match...even tying the game would give Gryffindor the cup, if only by 10 points!"
"First up, the Ravenclaws; Davies, Stretton, Burrow, Ingleebee, Samuels, Page and Chang!"
The blue and bronze walked out onto the pitch
"And...the Gryffindor team...Johnson, Weasley (not the Twins, the sister), Bell, Spinnet, Greengrass, Bones and Potter!" he said a bit hesitantly as the gold and scarlet met them head on.
It had been pretty much a scramble to get a team together...while there was talent like Cormac...Harry, Katie and Ginny had put their foot down against having him, and there was no complaint. As soon as he heard that Wood was in detention, he had strutted up to them, and demanded the position and captaincy, claiming he 'was a superior blooded male'
Said Cormac...ended up in the Hospital wing, and as she had heard what he was saying about females, McGonagall did not do a thing against them.
The group then decided, because there was no time to have a team dynamic, even if they pulled a Wood and trained 6 days a week, that some of the other time travelers would become team members, because the bond was transferring Quidditch skills, and the mental communication would give them an advantage.
After all, telepathic communication was not illegal in Quidditch; elephant summonings, guns, pepper spray and clarinets were, telepathy was not.
Ginny was a no brainer, being that she had played in the Fifth and Sixth year as a seeker and chaser. They had pulled off a private test to try and find who had the best skills among the remaining team.
Having gotten the the twins to let them borrow the brooms, he found that Daphne could aide Alicia as a beater, while Susan would take Oliver's job as Keeper.
"Great, its Potter and his whore brigade" Ronfoy muttered, a bit more high pitched than normal.
Rodger smirked, as if saying 'easy out'
Angelina then showed him in the handshake that her grip was just as bone crushing as Wood's.
Ginny noticed that Cho appeared interested in them, as if happy to see more girls playing Quidditch.
Ginny did not like it, at all
'Give her a chance' Padma scolded
"BEGIN!"
And so the team took off, speeding around on their brooms as the Quaffle soared, and the bludgers were bashed.
"And its Weasely, Sturrow, Bell, Davies...OW THAT'S GOT A HURT..." Daphne did her job a little too well "And its Johnson"
The game was pretty much a show of, how girls were not just on a team to look sexy in sweaty sports gear...and after the third Bludger to the nuts Lee started to comment
"You know...these Gryffindor Amazons scare me...does anyone know how to conjure some protective cups"
"JORDAN!"
Most of the first years wondered why he wanted water when a bunch of scary female quidditch players were possible making a half a dozen families unable to reproduce.
Meanwhile, Cho and Harry were doing the whole, Seeker fly about trying to find the Snitch, thing.
"Your team..." Cho yelled at Harry from behind, Harry nodding his head to show that he was listening, instead of turning around and possible crashing into someone "I didn't know so many girls were into Quidditch in Gryffindor"
"Yeah...they've just hung around with me and the Chasers so long, they must have picked it up"
Cho was studying Harry "Your a third year...yet you already seem to be taking advantage of the Ministry polygamist..."
"They were my friends before that law" Harry said shortly, too many people asked him that question, and he lied about it all the time.
"Yet you always seem to be with the hottest girls in Gryffindor...and even a Slytherin these days. Why? Do you like to parade them or something?"
She was actually curious...perhaps Cho was a femenist in this world?
"I hang out with them, because they were my first friends" Harry said seriously, and Cho knew what the Dursleys were like so she didn't need to ask why "I met them on the train early on, the five in my year, and we just kicked off. Angelina, Katie and Alicia became my friends after they got disinherited and for being on the team, I met Tracy through Daphne, same with Astoria, Violet through Parvati, Ginny through the twins and Luna through her" he lied a bit about how it happened "Its just how things came out, the stupid ministries law is just a unexpected problem"
Cho rose an eyebrow, she was expecting him to saw bonus
Meanwhile, the game was currently 70 to 0, as too many of the Ravenclaw team were cringing from bludger attacks in 'the place no man fires at'. Curious really, there is no rule about hitting players there, as long as its by bludger.
Apparently, most players respectfully don't...aside for the Harpies, who are known for that tactic. It might even be where Daphne and Alicia got it from.
It was just as Davies finally managed to avoid a Bludger...before the Quaffle hit him there instead, that he got a message from Susan 'Harry, its over here!'
Fainting a look the opposite direction, he sped up, followed by Cho. Going up into the air as if going after a glittering bit of light (that did look oddly snitch like), he turned suddenly, causing Cho to move a few yards off target as he sped back to his end zone.
"Potter faints Chang...and he's after the Snitch!"
Cho sped after him, desperate to stop the sole male on the team of great, if violent, witches, snagging the snitch from just in front of Susan, high fiving her as the rest of the team flew at him.
"AND GRYFFINDOR WINS IT! THIRD YEAR IN A ROW!"
"Damn girls" Cormac muttered' "Guy's would have won 200 to none"
Luna, who was sitting above the Fourth year with Hermione, Parvati, Padma, Violet, Astoria and a cloaked Tracy...decided to test a spell that Tracy had heard about in the Slytherin common room... a spell that worked on...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Well...Cormac will have no heirs unless Pomfrey can get through the four Ravenclaw players, lets just say that.
Meanwhile, a chihuahua was watching Harry...as a huge black dog approached it from behind
Omake
Non Canon
A common misconception among fans
Attention, the following program is sponsored by the Genetics Institution of Gotham City
Two red headed mothers with a lot in common; ranging from firer tempers to cheekyness to dying and orphaning their sons who look like their fathers, were currently present.
Kushina Uzumaki, and Lily Potter
Attempts to get Artemis of Moon Heir to join in...left our interns jackeloped.
"Hello...we have noticed a common trend amongst you fans of both our sons" Kushina began
"Their sisters often have red hair...and look like us" Lily continued
"However, red hair is a recessive gene" Kushina added
"If a dark haired"
"Or blond"
"Fathers a child"
"With a hot red head"
"The child cannot have red hair"
"Unless the father carries a recessive gene for it"
"So...unless its Ginny and Harry...or Susan and Harry...no red haired potter girls"
"Does Sakura count as a red head...well there is Karin..."
"Now then" Lily said darkly as she conjured a pichfork "About the fans that make me a child abandoning, or neglecting BITCH!"
"I conquer...somewhat sister" Kushina growled as she seemed to glow red
Suddenly, dozens of fanfiction writers who have bad experiences with their mothers feared for their lives.
