Dear 2P England

2PRussia's friends should be receiving special packages from me.

Fluffy has a new chew toy named Antonio.

Feli has been sent back to his world in the arms of his lover 1PGermany (I walked in on them having sex).

France can't have sex anymore due the fact those nerves are dead and he has a permanent pee bag.

Me too, btw 1PChina made fun your cooking.

I wasn't saying that you should be afriad of me I was talking about your brothers, remember last Christmas when I sent you 2PScotland's (that annoying prick) head as a Christmas present because he called you a really derogatory name for homosexuals?

Sinercely Trenton Jones

P.S Was 2PFrance pissed when you found him?

P.P.S I heard that 2PJapan nearly killed you? Do I have to choke the bitch again?

P.P.P.S Did the cranberries work?


Ello New Jersey,

That's great! I can't wait to see what he thinks about them!

Good. I don't care which Spain it is, just as long as it's Spain. Go Fluffy!

Well, I'm glad to hear he's better, and with Germany!

Now no one will have to worry about his perviness!

Great! I can probably guess why. It's because of my counterpart! I'm nothing like him! Tell China that my cooking is fine! Speaking of cooking, here's a cupcake! [=|) Enjoy!

Okay! Yes, I remember that! I haven't seen him in a while!

England

P.S. A little bit!

P.P.S. Yes, he did. But I'm staying away from him now, so you shouldn't have to do anything!

P.P.P.S. Yes! The cranberries worked perfectly fine! Thanks again!


A/N: Yes Fluffy! Haha! I can't think of that name without smiling! I'm kind of hyper! I'll stop rambling now! XD