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Edward Eric was in chibi mode and pouting, he was in Gluttony, stuck with Ling and Envy. It wouldn't be so bad….if he wasn't surrounded by milk….and cookies of all things to find in the sin's stomach. Oreo cookies, cup cakes, various sweets drowned in milk. He was sitting on an island of cookies right now.

"Cone on Edo chan, let's find a way out of here!" Ling somehow over hyperly said even in their dire situation.

"…" Ed just glared at the Xing prince.

"You think you can get out of here, ha! Don't make me laugh, what can a midget and a guy with a sword do." Envy mocked.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SOO SMALL, HE WOULD DROWN IN A GLASS OF MILK! AND WHY IN THE GATE'S NAME IS THA BIG BLOB'S STOMACH FILLED WITH MILK AND COOKIES!" Edward couldn't take it anymore and shouted his misery.

"First, you're still a pin sized bean, second, well what do you expect? The guy eats meat every day; he needs something to wash down those chucks of human flesh." Envy brushed the question off.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE CAN FIT ON TOP OF A PIN! WHAT'S WITH THE COOKIES?" Ed screamed again.

"Cool down, pipsqueak, you're becoming hotter than a pepperoni…slice. Gluttony may be a sin, but we like cookies too. Come to think of it I can never leave him alone with sweets, always eating my share… " And the sin pondered on the wrongs that Gluttony done him.

"Come down, Ed, if we just think rationally….at least we have food." Ling said with an unusual serious tone.

Ed just kept on pouting, the big blob that called himself Gluttony drink milk and ate cookies…that putted a funny image in his head, Gluttony eating the cookies, the cookie factory…and the workers in the factory. So Ed pondered away, imagining Gluttony eating everything, realized with an irony in theory, he was also "eaten" by Gluttony.

Ling had an evil glint in his eyes, so much milk to force feed into Ed, starting with the simplest method, he pushed Ed of the cookie island while he was pondering. Splash! The chibi ended up soaked in milk….and now he was sending death glares to the Xing prince. Ed attempted to punch Ling…but the prince just grabbed the fist thrown at him and pulled Ed down with him….into the milk again.

"EVIL COW JUICE, EVIL PRINCE, EVIL GLUTTONY FOR DRINKING THE EVIL COW JUICE!" Ed ranted his anger very profoundly.

"Hey, I'm offended chibi, where's me?" Envy glared.

"Shut up, when I'm down with this cow loving prince, you're next?" Edward marched on, attempting to attack the prince again.

"I thought that I was the enemy here, chibi chan, bean spout, midget, shrimp." Envy insulted…but Ed was still focused on revenge…so Envy transformed into the green dog, humanoid, gate related thing…the author does not know how to describe such a mutation of all things horrible in this universe and beyond (Envy: HEY!). And used his size to splash more milk on the small golden eyed alchemist, which finally triggered reactions to Envy's insults and doings.

"WHY IN THE TRUTH'S NAME AM I STUCK IN A COOKIE MONSTER, WITH TWO COW LOVING FREAKS!" Ed shouted.

"HEY!" Envy and the Xing prince responded at the same time…well at least they agree on one thing even if they were on two different sides, torturing Ed with milk is fun/ entertaining.

While the author was written this, she got back thanks to her cell phone. Al came into her room and putted a virus on to her computer while sleeping (Where did he learn that!). He was going to get revenge, for his kin, for his job…and so that he had something to do…really he was rarely in her stories….he appeared no more than possibly five times in 101 Milk Ways, in Colonel's Orders, he was a sub character…a character for brother to shout it due to the colonel….and he died by chapter one in Hour Glass! Revenge is going to be sweet, and he'll appear more times…

Author's note: A redo of when Ed, Ling and Envy were stuck in Gluttony….it isn't hard to imagine the sin of all foods as a cookie monster. So review! And to the readers, starting next week, there likely will be fewer weekly updates, before you throw anything at your computer; I have a sane and valid reason. Gotta prepare for university, education hobby. But I'll try to keep up with the regular schedule with this story. [^.^]

DID YOU KNOW: Libya is officially/ unofficially free? They're just looking for Gaddafi…although this revolution is vastly different from Egypt's, since even now he still has loyal supporters. Although, it may not be another Iraq or Afghanistan, there are too many question faced by the new government of Libya, they are free…but will the western countries that helped them attempt to take their resources (oil)? What kind of a democracy does the people want, two parties or muti party? With so many people with guns, how will they enforce safety? Ect. Why do extremist on either side get so much power? There are media stations that rival CNN in the US. The Sun in Canada, every piece of news is either politically correct/incorrect. Well, there's one in China too, Xin Tang Ren, the exact opposite of CCTV. Although they may all have valid points…it's overshadowed by opinions (All of them), they show their bias profoundly (CNN/ My guess is conservative since the political tracker is filled with Palin and the like. The Sun/ Fiasco conservative…whatever that means) and Xin Tang Ren's contradiction in its messages (Although it's anti communism, almost every single day there's an hour or two of repeating the old communist ways, black and white shows and bashing it….but repeating the ways, way more than state owned channels.) What happened to delivering the news? Does politics have to ruin everything? Why do such views need to go so extreme? When it goes too far, the valid points are lost, i.e. tea party. Anyways check them out, if you have any interest in this post, unlike them….I'm not paid anything to write any of this, instead of state owned, or private owned how about self owned?

Clue: )…I'll get back to you o this one.