the prof. is in
. will you give Ash the talk? he really needs it.
Misty …This question didn't indicate a particular person, but I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and guess they were either meaning Ms. Ketchum or Brock.
Brock Me?
Ash What tal—?
Iris ~ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI! ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE!~
Brock I'd be more than happy to!
Misty NO, DON'T!
Iris ~I LOST MY POOR MEATBALL WHEN SOMEBODY SNEEZED!~ TRAGIC!
Black AM I MISSING A SHOUTING CONTEST?
Cilan. why are you afraid of Purrloin?
Cilan …We shall not discuss this… *Shivers*
Misty. you've spent a while at your gym now so have you managed to teach Psyduck to swim yet?
Misty *Releases Psyduck from its Poké Ball, then proceeds to throw it in a random pond outside, watching as it flails mercilessly* No.
Flint (Brocks dad). why did you claim Lola was dead?
Kanto!Flint That wasn't my fault, that was 4Kids fault. They gave me the script and I read what I was told to.
Brock Yeah, in the original Japanese version of the anime, my dad mentioned to Ash that my mother had left our family behind, not that she had died.
Ash WHAT? BROCK'S MOM IS ALIVE?
Iris PLOT TWIST!
Black RAGE FACE!
White BLACK, SHUT UP! *Steals Pearl's fan and smacks him*
Black OW! BOSS!
James. if you could choose any woman to marry who would you choose? Jessie? Gardenia? Jessiebelle?
James Huh? Marry? How can I—?
Jessie HE'S NOT GOING TO CHOOSE ANYTHING!
James Jessie?
Jessiebelle My! I'm pretty sure that he'd surely choose me!
Jessie NU-UH, BITCH! YOU STAY AWAY!
Gardenia …I'm not to sure what's going on here… *Begins backing away*
Jessiebelle I was set to marry him in the first place! I'm the obvious choice!
Jessie WHY WOULD HE CHOOSE TO MARRY SUCH A PRISSY WOMAN?
James U-um… *Begins backing away with Gardenia*
