Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Thank you! Fan-fiction writers!
Thank you so much!
For writing this thing called "Slash"
I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality not to care, but
The look on Connor's face right now is so. freaking. priceless!
Bless yo face.
I love you.
I really do.
Marry Me?
Connor and Nico will make beautiful flower girls
Ow! Nevermind!
Katie just slapped me.

Sincerely,

Travis Stoll

A/N: Credits to the slash fans who write rather humorous slash than serious slash.
And making up for lack of tratie.