Sasori glared at the little boy spinning around and around. Around and around and around and around. Around he span; just twirling about. Twirling around as around as he went.

"You know, you're going to make yourself sick, y'know?" He grumbled as Deidara still spun around. "I think you should maybe stop."

Spinning some more, Deidara giggled wildly, "I can't stop Danna!" He cried in glee as he carried on twirling. "I don't think I can ever stop spinning, un."

Sasori rubbed in between his eyes and sighed heavily. He was about ten seconds from scooping that boy up and forcing him to stop all that spinning. Deidara had been spinning for what, ten consecutive minutes now? Knowing the little idiot, he was sure a spew of vomit was on the horizon; yet a sick part of him wanted to see just how much longer the boy could last.

Spinning. Around and around he continued. The time ticked on and Sasori glanced to see another five minutes had passed. This was an incredible feat for the boy who couldn't even walk like a normal functioning child his age. Made Sasori really question what the hell was with that stupid yet incredibly adorable waddle; also perhaps if he should get it checked out.

"Deidara I think you really should stop now. I'm really not in the mood to mop up your lunch and breakfast." Sasori sighed as he leaned on his palm, elbow resting on the kitchen table. Glancing to the side he eyed up his textbook and scowled. He'd rather have a good nap at the moment thank you very much!

Spinning at a higher speed, Deidara laughed as he thought about his previous meals. "Mmm! Cereal and tamayo soup!" He yelled loudly, recalling how delicious they were.

"Tamayo?" Sasori groaned and rubbed all of his face this time, "Whatever, just please try not to sound so pleased with yourself, okay?"

"I can't stop spinnin Danna." Deidara giggled, now slowing down though.

"I'm sure you can if you try."

Roaring, Deidara flapped his arms as he span, "If you think I can, I will try, un!"

"You can do it."

Slowing down, Deidara did come to a stop... Well a crashing stop.

With a swift and oh not so graceful tumble Deidara took a mighty splat to the floor face down. Wiggling awkwardly he couldn't seem to get up so instead laughed at the strange spinning sensation that was now in his brain.

"This feels awful, un!" Deidara laughed, twitching and squirming as he tried to get up over and over with his head lulling around.

Sasori groaned at the site and stood up to squat near the boy, "You're not going to throw up are you?" he then asked as he rubbed the child's shaking back.

"No, but I'm dizzy forever!"

"No... I think you're going to be okay in a little bit. Just rest, okay?"

Shaking the still lulling head, Deidara dragged himself away from Sasori and got up carefully. Writhing three steps there was another awful splat as Deidara stumbled face first into the wall.

"I'm dizzy forever..."

"Okay, yeah sure. Okay I'm done." Sasori said standing up abruptly, "I'm going to take a nap."

Gasping Deidara whined loudly and he stumbled and fumbled to get up only to fall down again. Before he could even spew out a verbal whine Sasori cut it smoothly-

"Don't worry," Sasori smiled, "when you're all better you can crawl in bed and join me."

"Un! But I'm dizzy forever!"

"Then I guess you can't ever have a nap with me again." Sasori shrugged off, walking away from the dizzy child still on the floor. Glancing back he smiled, "I know you can do it. I'll be waiting."

Sasori didn't know how long it took for Deidara to get up off the floor, but he sure didn't noticed him when he crawled into bed and snuggle up to him. It was only when he woke up he smiled again and pulled the boy in for a warm hug, just like you would do with a small teddy bear - or in this case a Bard.

"Mmnn... So much for dizzy forever. I knew you could do it."


lil drabble based off a little girl who span and span claiming she was dizzy forever and could never get up. That is until I got freezies out