Ch.50: Nothing Like Ticking Off Ra's Al Ghul

"Oops… Found another evil lair…" Danny mumbled, looking around sheepishly. He was standing on the concrete ground, one tiny fist on his hip and the other rubbing the back of his neck. The evil lair that loomed around him gave off an eerie feel but Joker's were usually worse.

Turning invisible, the nine-year-old began traveling down the many halls. His eyes wandered around, seeing if he could find anything that he could link to one of the many super villains in Gotham. There was another jailbreak at Arkham earlier in the week (what a surprise, right?) and a few of the higher ranking villains managed to escape.

As Danny continued to wander, he found nothing that could connect the lair to a villain. Joker would have booby-traps every other hall. Freeze froze everything over. Riddler liked a lot of goons so there was a smaller chance of anyone breaking in. Others just chose to put decorations up to feel "homey" (when you live in Arkham most of the time, you take comfort and pleasure where you can before you're bound to go back).

Entering a large control room (villain 101 right there), Danny spotted a man standing in front of one of the large monitors. Using his wall-walking ability, the child climbed up a steel support and watched the large man from the rafters.

The older male had black hair streaked with whites and grays. His face, or what Danny could see of it at least, was hard and emotionless. He seemed to like the color green, as he was wearing a green cape with a green suit underneath. His clothes were accented with black and gold, making him look quite formidable.

Danny opened his holo-computer, hoping the light it gave off wouldn't be noticed with the light coming off the huge monitor. He began going through the villain files downloaded onto it because Batman had told him to "not talk to villains you don't know" (he's trying to prevent another BFF incident).

After flipping through many files, the nine-year-old came across one labeled 'Ra's Al Ghul'. The picture on the file looked exactly like the man down below. Scrolling through the file, the child also noticed that he was a Red-Rank.

Time to call Batman.

Danny got up and silently walked down the rafter, phased into the wall, and came out on the other side into another room. He pressed his com and said "Hey Batman, you there?"

"What do you need?" The Dark Knight's voice rang. There was a hint of concern on why his kid called him, as he hardly ever did during patrol. He usually had no need.

"Uh, I phased into another evil lair-"

"Again?"

"Yes again. And it's being used by someone named Ra's Al Ghul. He's a Red-Rank so I thought I'd call you." Danny informed, looking at the file on his holo-computer.

"Ra's-?! Of course… I'm coming. Do not engage, understand?" The Dark Knight ordered his kid, very worried at what might happen if Danny disobeyed. The nine-year-old nodded, though he knew his mentor couldn't see it. "I won't engage."

"Good. Be there in a few."

As the line was cut, Danny smirked. "Doesn't mean I can't mess with him though."

Phasing back into the main control room, Danny crouched on the rafter again and stared down at the Red-Rank enemy. Ra's Al Ghul seemed to be on a conference call with someone from the League of Assassins.

Not that Danny cared.

Turning invisible, the kid jumped down and silently landed on the hard ground. He walked over to the computer, looked Ra's up and down, then entered the giant monitor.

Ra's and the other person's conversation was cut short when Danny cut the connection. He laughed as he brought up YouTube. He turned on one of the many Brittany Spears songs and bobbed his head back and forth.

"What is this?!" The master combatant yelled, slamming his fist on the console. He had no patience when his perfectly good computers were screwed up one way or another.

"Sabotage~!" Danny answered, showing his face on the screen with a big grin. Ra's just stared at the screen, slack-jawed. "What are you doing in my computer, you insolent child?!"

The nine-year-old shrugged off the insult. He'd been called worse.

Teary-eyed and lip-quivering, Danny stared at the older man forlornly. "You're not even going to ask me for my name?"

Ra's glared at the screen with narrowed eyes. "I know who you are! You're Detective's new brat, Danny Phantom!"

"OOO, if Red Robin were here, he'd knock you into next week! He doesn't like it when people call his brothers and sisters brats!" Danny sung, batting his eyes innocently.

The leader of the League of Assassins simmered. "Get out of my computer!"

"Or you'll do what? I'm in the stupid thing!"

"Get. Out."

"No." Danny said, sounding very sassy while doing so. The smirk added to the sassiness. He looked through the many files on the computer and ooh-ed when he found the controls for the rest of the facility. He laughed as he began flipping the lights on and off, opening and closing doors, moving cameras around, and setting the alarm systems.

Ra's said and did some unspeakable things during that time.


"What do you not understand about 'do not engage'?" Batman asked his protégé as they stood outside the lair. The cops' blue and red lights flashed while the officers surveyed the crime scene.

Danny shrugged. Batman sighed but gestured to the Bat-mobile. The nine-year-old eagerly ran towards it, his mentor following behind. The two waved to Gordon before leaving.


WE'RE ON CHAPTER 50 AND THIS IS FOR JP-RIDER, WHO WANTED TO SEE SOME DANNY-MESSING-WITH-RA'S ACTION! HOPE HE ENJOYED! XD

Kadzait: *emotionless* Woo.

HE SAID 'WOO'! And my Young Justice people... I'm getting there...

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The Keeper of Worlds: Glad you enjoyed the last chappie! I liked the solution too. *strokes invisible beard with smirk*

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