Wilhelm: I have no intro this time, sorry

Elsa: Just read the letters!

"Viktor: Wilhelm you're trying too hard.
Roland: Please, can I deport him, I can do that, he's German.
Juliet: But he'll be back, he can easily get a visa.
Viktor: I'm invincible.
Juliet: No, you're just clever.
Roland: Viktor I will make you sing MJ's Smooth Criminal, because we have agreed it suits you.
Viktor: I'm not singing Michael Jackson.
Savvy: I'd like to see that.
Viktor: I can blackmail all of you in this room.
Roland: And I will get you deported.
Viktor: I know where the Daleks are... Don't you dare."

Wilhelm: Just because my name is Wilhelm doesn't mean I'm German, I'm Welsh.

DFF: Well, this is awkward...

Elsa: Yeah... Next letter before this gets even more awkward.

"Me: The 'Icing On The Cake' Anna, best part of it. I LOVE BUTTERCREAM! AND CREAM! CREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Alice: Now we know where Esther's love of Cream comes from! Except she's allergic...
Me: SPOILERS! Don't give away Spoilers! Besides, how do you know about Esther? She's a Smurf OC -.-
George: You showed us the stories, remember?
Me: Oh... Welllll DON'T READ MY SMURF STORIES! I'm currently Re-Writing them...
Timothy: Can we have cake?
Alice: Please?
George: Pretty Please?
Me: I excepted this kind of behaviour from Timothy and Alice, but YOU George!?
George: Even 10 year olds can act like this, infact tell me a time when you were 10 when you ever acted you age
Me: Err, that's another matter for another time... *blushes*
Sebastian: Let me Guess, 0?
Me: *blushes harder* Shut up...
Sebastian: No ;)
Me: I can not act my age if I wanna anyway!
King Frederick: No you can't! If you are grown up you HAVE to act grown up!
Me: No. Your not in charge of me
King Frederick: Yes I am! I am the KING! Are YOU Royalty of any kind?
Me: No, but you are MY OC, so YOU can't tell ME what to do, instead it's the OTHER WAY AROUND! Logic... ;)"

DFF: They don't listen to me, I have to pay Wilhelm

Elsa: YOU DON'T PAY ME!

Anna: OR ME!

DFF: I give your paychecks to Flynn Rider so he can pass them on...wait...

Elsa: You have the idiot of the year award

Anna: Flynn, FORK IT OVER!

Flynn: Let's just read another letter, no need to get mad

Elsa: I want my paycheck. Now.

"is Nemo a fucking retard? or perhaps he missed the key word, 'ANTI-MATERIAL'. I can disable your tank with one shot dip ass. not only is the bullet .50 BGM, its an explosive round... anyway, forgot to mention last time, congrats Wilhelm on finally getting Elsa. it was me who gave you that advice. but Google thinks signing me out repeatedly is necessary so i wasn't signed in at the time i typed that. and Anna, the cake is a lie..."

Anna: Itsh a tashty lie

Nemo: I'm a little teapot short and...

Elsa: His voice is like fingers on a chalkboard...make it stop...

Wilhelm: THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE!

Olaf: Can I read this next letter?

"Zoot: I know, my puns are so "punny". Tee hee! Making puns is fun. Hey, that rhymed! I'm not a poet, and yet I know it-
Marigold: SHUT UP GOSHDARN IT!
Zoot: Geez Louis, I was just joking!
Me: Wait… how did you- ZOOT YOU KNOW SOMEBODY JUST CAME UP FROM THE FLOOR…
Zoot: Yeah I know, woman do you think I'm blind?
Me: The day Zoot starts having attitude is the day I die.
Marigold: Yeah, like right now.
Zoot: That's what I'm talking about! *high-fives Marigold*
Me: Maybe you should stop annoying me and start making another cake for the crew to share.
Marigold: I don't know, Maker… Anna might get obese if she keeps eating Zoot's fatty cakes.
Zoot: My cakes are NOT fatty! It just looks nicer when it splats on those ro-butts's faces!
Me: Well you should still do- wait, did you just call me "Maker"?"

DFF: Wilhelm doesn't call me that...

Elsa: What does he call you?

DFF: Air waster

Everyone: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Elsa: Hehe...Ahem, next letter

"Wilhelm, in the original Snow White, weren't you a fat snob? Howd you change into this?

In general, I hope Wilhelm didn't see anything when your dress melted. Can you imagine his reaction?

Elsa, how about a duel? As in with me? If you win, I'll give you a genie in a bottle. That's three wishes. Btw, you'd be dueling Death, so good luck.

Anna and Elsa, I found a white snow wolf cub and it wont leave me alone. Do you two want it. That question was mostly toasted Elsa, but it also regards Anna."

Wilhelm: Popular convention like Once Upon a Time and Snow White and the Huntsman have changed the Huntsman to an awesome person. Besides I'll have you know I am 150 pounds!

Elsa: Oh goodie, it'll allow me to use the winter soldier parody armor. IT IS SO COOL! Might as well also use the Loki armor and whatever other armor the fan art people make. Any way, I AM AWESOME!

Anna: IT'S SO CUTE!

Elsa: Who's the little puppy? You are, yes you are

Pup: Grr...

Wilhelm: NONONONONO! AHH! GET IT OFF!

Elsa: What the Frozen?

Wilhelm: This must be about his cousin! Look up the wolf and the huntsman story!

Elsa: Ohh...how could you hurt a poor little puppy?

Wilhelm: Carma is obviously getting me back! It's got my leg!

Olaf: Aww...they're playing

Anna: Yeah...

Wilhelm: Why don't you help me?!

Anna: Nah, let's just read another letter.

"Elsa, I have come from beyond the mountain to give you news... you have a baby!"

Elsa: Where?

Anna: No you...gah

Elsa: What's gah?

Anna: You have a baby as in...*sigh* Never mind, THAT'S AMAZING! EEE!

Elsa: I could really go for some parmesan

Wilhelm: You hate parmesan

Elsa: I know, I just want some.

Kristoff: Ok...Next letter

"your breath is winter, your thu'um a blizzard, inhale air, exhale ice and behold your thu'um as it freezes opponents solid"

Elsa: GOT IT, ready for that duel with death!

Wilhelm: With who? O_O

Anna: Next letter!

"you guys are so awsome that you each get a double chocolate chip cookie (Elsa and Anna can have 2 for being even more awsome)"

Elsa: YESH!

Anna: Woohoo! Double Chocolate!

"If I may make an observation, those 'reviews' where the reviewer has a conversation with their OCs is a bit troubling to look at. In a way they are talking to them selves, which indicates psychopathy and schizophrenia. You sorta have this too since you are imagining you're talking to fictional characters, you're 'giving' to the community but only to the younger audience ie: 9 and younger. but then again you are fueling your reviewers 'problems' since you're responding, building up their problematic traits. Here is an example:
*Zoot: I know, my puns are so "punny". Tee hee! Making puns is fun. Hey, that rhymed! I'm not a poet, and yet I know it-
Marigold: SHUT UP GOSHDARN IT!
Zoot: Geez Louis, I was just joking!
Me: Wait… how did you- ZOOT YOU KNOW SOMEBODY JUST CAME UP FROM THE FLOOR…
Zoot: Yeah I know, woman do you think I'm blind?
Me: The day Zoot starts having attitude is the day I die.
Marigold: Yeah, like right now.
Zoot: That's what I'm talking about! *high-fives Marigold*
Me: Maybe you should stop annoying me and start making another cake for the crew to share.
Marigold: I don't know, Maker… Anna might get obese if she keeps eating Zoot's fatty cakes.
Zoot: My cakes are NOT fatty! It just looks nicer when it splats on those ro-butts's faces!
Me: Well you should still do- wait, did you just call me "Maker"?*
As you see the reviewer is having a conversation with him/herself, pretty in depth at that. SavvyMagic and Randomwords247 have this problem too (yes, I am putting people in the spotlight). In concern for their mental health I recommend you cease responding to their 'reviews' to help ease their hazardous traits. And thank you for being understanding for when my goat died."

DFF: You could be right, I don't want my reviewers to be crazy. I'm sorry to do this, but for everyone's well being, I insist that reviewers don't talk with their OCs unless asking a question here. It's nothing personal, I just don't want you to have problems

Wilhelm: Hippocrit

DFF: You are in Snow White, not technically an OC!