Swords And Omakes Pt. 2 Like Glass by Madmanalpha

"Oh how pleasant a garden, and would you look at that couples."

"Are you jealous, Karasuba?" Tamamo asked.

"Looks like it's a warm climate here. Hmm… where to start?" DoD muttered.

"Whoa, hold it let's get out of town first. I would like to fight Kara-chan here, and Origin doesn't like unnecessary collateral damage." Tyrant pipes in as she appears.

"Yes that's right it means I won't have to clean things up and repair buildings."

"Is that laziness I hear?" Holly interceded.

"I didn't think you had it in you especially as you are always testing your limits." V/V teased.

"Let's go this way not too many people are going that way."

"Are you getting anxious or something, V/V?"

"No, Holly it's just that I would like to get moving is all something does not feel right." V/V crisply replied

"Looks like DoD has already headed off." Harry replied, shifting a little.

"Do you feel off too?" V/V whispered to Harry as they proceed down a path toward a bridge.

"Yes and I am not sure why either." Harry frowned.

"We best catch up so that I can keep an eye out."


-A few hours later.-


"Ooo a giant Venus Fly Trap! I call samples!" DoD exclaimed excitedly.

"Mine!" Tyrant yelled as she charged in with Karasuba not far behind.

"Tch! Too easy." Karasuba calmly said as the monster shatters.

"Samples. Samples. Where are my samples?" DoD singsongs.

"Tyrant, you vaporized it!"

"Well there is a clearing about 300 or so meters ahead. You can collect some plant samples there." Harry placated DoD.

"Yay, plant samples!"

"I'll referee the duel between you and Karasuba, Tyrant." Holly said.

"Why would we need a referee though?" Karasuba coolly asked.

"So that you do not go beyond the boundaries of the clearing in over eagerness." V/V replied monotonously, eliciting a laugh from the group.

"Is that nothing but tentacles?" Tamamo asked a few minutes later as they came upon a mass of tentacles writhing in the ground with an excited DoD in its clutches.

"That tickles, now hold still while I get my… No! Origin, it ate my knife!"

It suddenly burst into glowing light.

"That's one, try to keep up Tyrant."

"When did we start counting kills?" Tyrant asked tilting her head.

"I thought we were just going to duel."

"Well we'll do that to, but this could fun too." Karasuba replied

V/V pipes in. "I'll keep track for the both of you."

"Thanks." Both reply.


-Scene Change-


"Hmm… immortal ground, looks like you need to worry too much about repairs,Harry." Holly concluded after the fifth purple message appeared.

"That's good. I'll call for a break in a bit. Although, I think I'll take a nap right over there." Harry called through a yawn.

"You just don't want to watch them go at it." Tamamo narrowed her eyes.

"I'll have you know that I haven't sleep in nearly 2 weeks now, so I think a nap sounds good."

"I'll join you over…" V/V started before being interrupted.

"WAAH!" DoD cried.

"What's wrong?" An irritated Tyrant started.

"I was about to pull a finisher when you interrupted my concentration."

"All the plants I pick shatter like glass before I can do anything." DoD wailed.

"Are you being too rough with them?" Holly asked.

DoD just stared at her and picks a flower only for it to shatter like the monsters from earlier.

A frowning Tamamo commented, "Well that sucks. Hey, can you call Zelretch and find out what's going on, Harry?"

"I guess if I want this to end soon." Harry said as he pulls out his phone.

Two rings later.

"Hey gramps, what is SAO exactly?"

"It's Sword Art Online Harry. Having fun?"

"Well I was, but DoD can't get her samples so…"

"Really, I thought she would be able to as the game interacts with the brain directly."

"Nope." Harry replied popping the 'p'

"Just shatters like glass."

"Hmm… well I'm sure you will figure something out. I got to go and get back to a meeting with the other dead apostles, Bye."

With that said, Zelretch hung up.

"Well what did he say?" Asked a teary DoD.

"That this is an online game." Harry bluntly replied.

"Ah, so no samples then?" DoD timidly asked.

"Well, this game apparently interacts with the brain so there might be a way…" Harry trails off thinking.

"Well I don't want to wait, so take us somewhere I can get some samples." An impetuous DoD said crossing her arms over her chest.

Harry ended up nodding.

"Alright I guess I can… I'll be right back, Fate wants a word."

Harry vanishes as a figure in a red cloak appears shouting in a feminine voice.

"Wait don't go! I need your help!"

"Umm… He won't be gone for long, but who are you?" Tamamo asked with suspicion lacing her voice and body posture.

"Oh good," She replied while lowering her hood to reveal pale asian features with brown eyes that hold a strange light.

"I'm Cardinal and I run Sword Art Online."


-End of Pt. 2-


{Hate to leave like that but that is as far as my muse is taking me here. Although it I forced some of it I hope it flows as well as I think. On another note I have an omake idea for Halloween that I think would be funny, but as with most of these things they come to me at work and some of it gets lost between work and home so… Well I hope you enjoy- Madmanalpha}

(P.S. so wait and see huh? - roughstar333)