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"VIVA LA RENAISSANCE FAIRE!" Cora screamed as she hopped out of the car. "VIVA LA MEEEEEEE!"
"Mother, would you please stop screaming. People are starting to stare," Regina said seriously as she and her wife rounded the vehicle to join Cora.
"There are animals," Snow said in awe, her eyes wide with love and wonder.
"I do not understand what the purpose of this place is," Lexa commented as she and Clarke joined the small group.
"Ah, love, the Ren faire is an interesting thing. It is an event where the workers all dress like people from our land," Hook explained.
"Well, the only similarities are the costumes. The history is based off of our lands history," Emma added with a smile.
"Aden and I are going to sword fight," Henry chimed in, bouncing on the balls of his feet in excitement.
Regina eyed him seriously. "You only use the wooden swords."
"Do not worry, Regina. Aden is a skilled fighter, he will make sure Henry stays safe," Lexa said with pride.
"So…what do we do here exactly?" Clarke asked, her hand going and threading itself with Lexa's.
Cora eyed the gesture and a smirk graced her face. "That is simple, Clarke." She looked to her seriously. "We live."
Clarke arched an eyebrow in confusion and Emma simply rolled her eyes before explaining, "In Cora lingo, that means do whatever fits your fancy and have a good time. BUT, don't break anything because you guys are going to make Regina and I broke."
Regina merely looked to Emma and snorted.
"Okay you'll make Regina broke," she corrected with a sheepish grin.
"Told you she was the sugar mama," Hook whispered to Cora.
"Yeah no kidding." She looked to Emma. "What the hell, Emma? Can't you support your woman?"
Emma's eyes widened. "SHE'S THE FUCKING MAYOR! SHE MAKES WAY MORE MONEY!"
Cora looked at her daughter. "What the hell, Regina? Can't you pay your woman more?"
Regina merely rolled her eyes, not wanting to get into all the reasons why she could not do that.
"That's what I thought," Cora muttered before looking back at the Ren faire. "I shall rule this kingdom, Hook."
"Oh no, here we go again," Snow said to the girls. "It's going to be like Disney all over again."
"Let me live, White Chocolate," Cora replied, holding up a hand to silence her. She looked back at Hook. "Hook, we shall take over this realm." She looked to Clarke and Lexa. "Lexa, Clarke, may I count on your support as warriors?"
"Yeah, I don't know—" Clarke began.
"ABSOLUTELY, CORA! MY HAND IS YOUR HAND, YOUR WILL IS MY WILL!" Lexa yelled as she unsheathed her sword.
Regina's eyes widened and she carefully pushed on Lexa's sword. "Okay, put that away."
"Excellent. Let us begin!" Cora yelled excitedly before running off ahead with Hook and Lexa in tow.
"Why is everyone crazy?" Regina asked her wife. She turned to look at Emma, only to see that she was gone. She glanced back at the retreating group, catching a flash of blonde hair running with her mother. "Apparently even my wife is."
"Looks like you and I are the only sane ones," Clarke said seriously, earning a laugh from Regina.
"Where is Snow?" Regina asked then, eyes searching the surrounding area.
They began to walk, entering the Ren faire and skimming the tents to see if they could spot her.
"There," Clarke pointed, finally finding her.
She was currently in one of the pig pens, sitting in the mud and talking to a pig.
"They don't ACTUALLY eat you here though right?" Snow asked seriously.
The pig gave some snorts in response.
"OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY DO THAT?!"
More snorts.
"HOW AWFUL!"
More snorts.
"I will NOT allow them to dress you up like Trump. That is just insulting to your image." She patted the pig on the head.
"Hook! Look!" Cora yelled happily, pointing to the woman that had just disappeared behind a tent.
"Was that the Queen, love?"
"Indeed it was. To usurp the throne, I must take her out."
"How do you want to proceed?" Emma asked seriously, eyes scanning the tents.
Cora hummed. "First, we need to look the part. Into a tent!"
They hurried into the nearest tent, which was thankfully empty.
Cora flung her hands up, encasing them all in a puff of smoke. When the smoke dissipated, they all had on century attire…except Hook.
"Why don't I get a costume?" Hook demanded sadly.
Cora eyed him. "Because you've been wearing the same fucking outfit for like 40 plus years, Hook." She gestured to his outfit. "You regularly wear period attire. You're good."
Hook pouted sadly. "I wanted to be involved."
Cora groaned. "Fineeeeee." She waved her hand and encompassed him in smoke. When it disappeared, Hook was smiling happily.
"Much better, love. I am incognito now," he said as he gave a twirl in his dress.
"Alright let's roll," Cora said to the group, interrupting Emma and Lexa's viewing of their knight attire.
Cora was wearing her Queen of Hearts dress and strolled triumphantly from the tent with her two knights and wench in tow.
"Let us begin," Cora said darkly as they began strolling through the dirt roads. They looked up ahead and saw that the Queen was present for a jousting tournament.
"Look, we could enter Emma and Lexa in the tournament," Hook suggested.
"You two up for this?" Cora asked them.
Emma fell to one knee and slapped her fist over her heart. "I swear I will get you this kingdom."
"I as well," Lexa pledged.
She and Emma made their way to the tent with the others, and since they looked the part, no one questioned if they should actually be there or not.
"You there!" Cora yelled, pointing at the Queen.
The Queen looked to her, confused. She then looked to one of the guards. "Who is the broad? I never saw her at rehearsal."
"Must have been a last minute change," the man said with a shrug.
The Queen turned to look at Cora. "Yes, my loyal subject?"
Cora bristled. "LOYAL SUBJECT! BITCH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M A QUEEN!"
"Ah, love, might want to tone down the crazy."
"I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN OF HEARTS! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AND TAKE YOUR KINGDOM!"
"What?" the Queen asked, disturbed.
"Mother!" Regina scolded as she and Clarke appeared.
"Not now, Regina!" Cora yelled at her daughter before looking back at the Queen. "I'LL TAKE YOUR KINGDOM AND I'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!"
"Ah, love, not everyone is as sexually fluid as you are."
Cora looked at Hook and then the Queen. "I mean, I'LL FUCK YOUR HUSBAND…OR BOYFRIEND…OR GIRLFRIEND…WHOEVER YOU LOVE I WILL FUCK!"
"Much better, Captain. I think you covered your bases."
"Damn right."
"FOR THE QUEEN!" Emma and Lexa screamed as they charged the other knights.
Cora looked to Hook. "What the fuck happened?"
"I'm unsure, love. But, it seemed as though two of the Queen's knights said something offensive to Lexa and Emma."
"Oh okay," Cora said before looking back to the girls. "KICK THEIR ASSES AND TAKE THEIR KINGDOM!"
Emma dove into the battle, her sword clanking against the other knights.
Lexa did the same, diving head first and swinging with the skill of a warrior. They pushed their enemy knights back, knocking them to the ground and pointing the sword at their chests.
"Do you surrender?" Emma asked loudly.
"We surrender!" the two knights yelled, terrified of the two women.
"STORM THE QUEEN!" Cora yelled as she summoned wooden swords.
Soon, everyone in the vicinity had grabbed a wooden sword and engaged in battle, choosing whether they would fight or the Queen or the Queen of hearts.
"Oh, what the hell. It wouldn't be vacation if they didn't do this," Regina said as she grabbed a sword. "VIVA LA CORA!" She dove into battle and swung her sword at the nearest enemy.
She saw Emma out of the corner of her eye, wrestling with another knight. She ran to help and knocked the man from Emma.
"Regina!" Emma said happily as she stood. "You came for me."
"Of course, dear," Regina said sweetly before pulling her wife in for a kiss.
They kissed passionately as the battle raged around them.
"HEY LOVEBIRDS!" Cora yelled as she fought off a knight. "KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS UNTIL THE BATTLE IS WON!"
Regina and Emma pulled apart and rolled their eyes.
"CHARGE MY PIGGIES!" Snow cried as she road into battle on the back of a large pig, who led the following pack of large pigs. The pigs charged at the enemy men, fighting them off and pushing them back to advance their ranks.
"FOR THE WOODLAND LIFE!" Snow yelled as she hopped off a pig and dove at the nearest enemy.
"FOLLOW THE PIGS!" Cora yelled as she advanced her forces.
"CHARGE!" Henry and Aden screamed as they swung in on ropes and landed on a group of men, taking them out together.
"What. The. Fuck. Is. Happening," the Queen asked the man next to her.
"I have no fucking clue. They've lost their minds."
Cora suddenly leapt up onto the balcony and pointed the sword at the Queen. "Surrender the crown."
The Queen eyed her a minute before screaming in terror and tossing the crown at her.
Cora smirked in triumph and placed the crown on her head. She then faced the battle and called it to a close.
"WE ARE VICTORIOUS!" Cora cried happily.
Cries echoed out across the battlefield, happy that their queen won.
"Well that was exciting," Regina said as she and Emma walked toward the exit of the faire. "Mother certainly enjoyed herself."
"Well, it helped that she won the kingdom," Emma replied seriously.
"Very true." She glanced back at her mother, who was happily devouring a large turkey leg with Lexa.
"So delicious!" Lexa exclaimed as she took another bite. "You should be very proud of your kingdom, Cora."
"I couldn't have taken it without you, Heda," Cora replied seriously.
"Excuse me, ma'am," a man said as he approached Cora.
"That is Queen Cora, sir," Lexa said defensively, holding her turkey leg like a club.
"Still in character, excellent," the man muttered before looking to Cora. "Queen Cora. I appreciate what you did today, very interactive and believable acting. You'll have to be sure you get your agent to schedule you here next year as well."
"Ah, I don't work here."
"What?"
"What?" Cora quickly asked.
The man eyed her.
"Yeah sure, I'll get him on that. Hook!" she called, waiting until the man looked at her. "Next year?"
"Of course, love!" Hook called before going back to his rum.
"See, all good." Cora laughed nervously.
The man thanked her and then nodded before departing.
"Now what will you do?" Lexa asked as Clarke approached them. She put her arm around her girlfriend and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.
Cora squealed. "Oh so cute! And to answer your question, I have no idea. I will probably go and get drunk with the pirate."
"What do you want to do, babe?" Emma asked her wife as they watched Cora, Lexa, and Clarke scamper off to drink with Hook.
Regina gave her a mischievous grin. "I was thinking that we could go somewhere private." She pulled Emma to her by her armor. "Perhaps a little Evil Queen and White Knight roll play?"
"In public?" Emma asked with a smile.
"Of course, dear. We have to continue our tradition of fucking wherever we go on vacation," Regina said seriously as she trailed her finger down Emma's neck. "Unless you're scared, savior."
Emma's eyes flashed and she quickly picked Regina up in her arms and rushed off to find somewhere secluded.
"GET THEM!" Snow yelled as she rode the pig after the owner, chasing him down for making the pig dress up like Trump. "WE SHALL MAKE YOU PAY!"
Cora watched the display for a moment before catching Regina and Emma sneaking off. "Well I guess they're going to go bang somewhere."
"Are you going to go and interrupt them, love?" Hook asked as he took a swig of his drink.
"Nah. I'm going to let them have this one. They fought bravely and deserve some romps in the hay…literally."
"Happy Ren Faire, Cora," Hook said as he raised his glass.
"Happy Ren Faire, Hook."
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