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Edo-Natsu and Kardashia: Previously on Fairy Tail...

Happy: SCARY LUCY SAVES THE DAY!

Fuse: And she looks so hot doing it!

Natsu: Deep down the real Lucy and the scary one aren't so different after all!

Kitsuna: Well they're both white anyway...

Edo-Lucy: QUIT CALLING US REAL, WHITE, AND SCARY WOULD YA?!

Happy: The three Lucy's together were just way to much!

Kitsuna: For my HEALTH! Too many white BITCHES!

Lucy: I have to agree...hey WAIT!

Natsu: THE THREE OF YOU SHOULD COMBINE INTO ONE BIG MEGA LUCY!

Fuse: YEAH! ONE SEXY LADY WOULD BE PERFECT FOR MY HAREM!

Happy: There's enough monsters in this world as it is...

Lucy's: WATCH IT CAT!

Kitsuna: All y'all white girls shut up!

Lucy: Whatever...can we please just get back to the story?!

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ENJOY!

Edo-Natsu continued to shiver in fear while Kardashia tried to comfort him. "What the?" Natsu asked confused. "Yeah...I'm confused too..." You said nodding. Natsu walked up to Edo-Natsu. "Are you the same other me from just a minute ago?" "Yes! Of course I'm the exact same kind! But people say I'm different person behind the wheel!" Edo-Natsu cried. "This world's Natsu is a total scaredy cat!" Happy said. "No pun intended..." Fuse said smirking. "EEEEE! You guys are freaking me out! Don't scream!" Edo-Natsu shriek. You smiled and then let out a wild scary scream towards Edo-Natsu. "EEEEEKKKKK!" He cried as he his behind Kardashia. "Stop that! Leave him alone!" Kardashia cried.

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Fuse and Happy: Welcome Home!

"You are just SOO CUTE!" You cooed. "Huh?" Edo-Natsu asked looking at you surprised. You then quickly kiss his cheek making everyone around you gasp. "I've always wanted a sexy driver pussy as a boyfriend! You are so lucky Kardashia!" You said happily. "Thank you mate!" Kardashia said smiling. Edo-Natsu blushed and looked at the ground. "So...does this mean I have two wives?" "No Love!" Kardashia said before pulling him into a hug. "Um ok..." Edo-Natsu said nervously before hugging her back.

"Tsuna! You...You just kissed me!" Natsu cried. "Yeah but I didn't kiss you YOU. I kissed the other you!" You said. "WHY!?" Natsu cried. "Because the other you is an adorable sweetheart...why does that make you jealous?" You asked smirking. Natsu glared at you blushing. "AM NOT!" "Well I for one am glad that our Edolas counterparts are getting married!" You said smiling. Natsu got even redder with blush. "WHAT?! YOU GUYS ARE GETTING MARRIED?!" "SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I JUST REALLY LOVE KARDASHIA BECAUSE I THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND NICE! And she...smells good!" Edo-Natsu cried. Kardashia smiled at him. "Aww...thanks love!" She then gave Edo-Natsu a kiss on the cheek making him calm down a bit.

"I'm sorry! I'm really really sorry! But this is as far as I can take you!" Edo-Natsu cried. "How come?" Natsu asked. "The only reason I came in the first place was because our Lucy told me I had too!" Edo-Natsu cried. "You poor thing...is your Lucy a bitch to you too?" You asked sadly. "HEY! I AM NOT!" Lucy cried. "AND DON'T USE FOUL LANGUAGE AROUND WENDY!" Carla said. "Shut it Carly..." You mutter. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Carla asked angrily. Wendy smiled. "Aww...Well you don't have to do anything that scares you" "Aww...Thank you swwetie!" Kardashia said happily. Edo-Natsu let out a happily squeal of relief. "We definitely don't have a room for a blubbering coward on our team!" Carla said. "Don't be so rude!" Wendy cried.

"Hey? What's your name? I bet it's Wendy right?" Edo-Natsu asked. "Right!" Wendy said. Edo-Natsu have her a ^^ smile. "Oh wow! You're such a cute little girl!" "I want a cute little ankle bitter as well!" Kardashia cooed. Edo-Natsu looked at her confused. "What do you mean?" "I mean..." Kardashia then put her arms around him. "I want us to make a little small child of our own..." "Make!?" Edo-Natsu asked shocked. Kardashia nodded. "Mmhm...and that's why I wanna baby..." Edo-Natsu gasped. "Yes...I wanna start a family with you Natsu Dragion...will you let me kyu?" Kardashia asked innocently as she cutely tilted her head. (Me: I had to add 'kyu' at the end in remembrance of Cutemon! Hee hee)

You raised an eyebrow "Kyu?!" You then saw Kardashia place her hand on Edo-Natsu's lap on his crotch area and rubbed it. Edo-Natsu widen his eyes and gasped looking at his fiance crazy. "Make a baby with me love...I'm offering you to take my virginity away...let me play with your little 'Fireball'..." Kardashia said. You blushed. You never thought about hearing those words come out of your mouth when talking to Natsu. Unless if you were on drugs anyway. 'So I guess other me is more like me after all when it comes to flirting...but she's more relaxed and sweet about it...she's like an Innocent Seductress maybe...' You thought.

"No no! Please!" Edo-Natsu cried. Kardashia grabbed a hold of him and pinned him to the ground. "Get over here Natsu! We're having sex...ok..." "LOOK AWAY CHILD!" Carla cried. Wendy shrieked as she blushed and looked away. "YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT IN FRONT OF US?!" Lucy cried. You looked at Natsu who looked confused at the scene. Edo-Natsu squirmed trying to escape Kardashia's grasp. "NO NO! PLEASE! I'M NOT READY!" "Don't lie to yourself Natsu...now take off your pants..." Kardashia said. Edo-Natsu screamed in horror when Kardashia slowly unzipped his pants.

You sighed. "Alright children that's enough! Break it up!" With that you pulled Kardashia off of Edo-Natsu who breathed a sigh of relief while Kardashia threw a small tantrum like a baby. It was like poison in your eyes to see how your counterpart acted so immature. "Anyways I'm Happy, this is Fuse and-" "-The hot kitty is Carla!" Fuse said smirking. "Hmph!" Carla said turning away. "HEY I WANTED TO SAY THAT!" Happy cried. "And I'm Lucy! But you guys already know me!" Lucy said happily.

Edo-Natsu and Kardashia then freaked out and hid behind the car. "Sorry I'll do whatever I can to make it up to you!" Edo-Natsu cried. "Please Miss Lucy! Don't hit me! I'll promise I'll put more clothes on next time!" Kardashia cried. "Geez Lucy...give scared me and celebrity Tsuna a break!" Natsu said. "Wait! HOLD ON...'Miss Lucy'? So first I'm a spoiled Austalian child, then I'm shown to be a bizarre hybrid lovechild of Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian but that fact that I'm Lucy's bitch in this world?! This is a REAL piece of shit!" You yell angrily. Wendy winced. "I'm sorry too had to hear all that sweetie..." You said. Lucy snickered at that. "So the other you obeys me huh?" "Fuck you Lucy..." You said.

"Our Lucy told me I needed to bring you this far so...I did..." Edo-Natsu said. You each looked seeing the Royal City. "Beautiful..." You said. Natsu hugged Edo-Natsu scaring him. "You should have told us we were here sooner!" Natsu said. "Your right I'm so sorry!" Edo-Natsu cried. Kardashia pushed Natsu away from him. "Rag off! Leave my fiance alone!" She cried. Natsu sighed and walked over to where you were watching over the city. "This is awesome! We'll bust out our friends in no time!" He said.

Kardashia stood up. "I guess this is where I come in..." You each look at her confused. "Huh?" Kardashia pulled out her sparkly gold microphone and brought it to her lips as she closed her eyes. "Time Shift..." She said. Instantly a golden warp portal opens up. "Wow!" Wendy said surprised. "How did you do that?!" Lucy asked. "That's pretty cool!" Natsu said. "Do all celebrities get mics like that?" You asked. "Listen to me...my Time Shift portal can be used once a day! It takes up a lot of power...this portal will take you each into the city!" Kardashia said. You smiled. "I changed my mind...I think I like you..." Kardashia smiled back. "We have no time to waste!" Carla said. She then ran in the portal with Fuse following. "Hold on a second!" Wendy cried following them. "Thanks a million guys!" Natsu said as you both waved. "Say hi to me for me!" Lucy said before running in the portal.

"Hey wait! You guys are really gonna fight them?" Edo-Natsu asked. "Mmhm!" You said nodding. "I don't know...we're just gonna try and get our friends back..." Natsu said. "We WILL get our friends back Natsu!" You said. Natsu nodded and smiled at you before turning back to your counterparts. "But if the kingdom gets in our way...I guess we're gonna have to fight!" Edo-Natsu and Kardashia gasped hearing this. You each took a moment to stare at each other. The wind kept blowing. Edo-Natsu and Kardashia gave each other worried looks before looking down. "You can't do it...you'll get hurt..." Kardashia muttered. "What are you saying girl?" You asked. "Well...I hate to be saying this...but you can't beat them..." Edo-Natsu said.

You and Natsu look at each other for a moment and then snicker at your counterpart. Natsu then entered the portal. You looked at Kardashia who looked a bit lost and smirked. You then pull out a Secret of Victoria's bag which was Victoria's Secret Edolas' counterpart and hand it to Kardashia.. "Here! A present!" You then toss Kardashia the bag. She catches it. "Just a little something you could use to heat things up with your little Fireball...hee hee! Bye now!" You said waving before entering the portal.

Kardashia's POV:

You peered inside the bag your Earthland counterpart gave you and spot something lacy and scandalous causing you to gasp. "What's inside Kardashia?" Edo-Natsu asked shyly. You blush and hid the bag. "Hee hee! Oh nothing...let's get back to the guild love! Sure all the mates are waiting!" You said nervously. Edo-Natsu nodded and you both made your way to the car. The second you got in you were instantly pinned to the seats by none other than Edo-Natsu who smirked as he hovered over you. You smile seductively at him. "Something you want?" "You could say that...but..." Edo-Natsu then moved his hands to your fishnets and removed them along with your garter straps. He then made his way to your shorts and began unzipping. "...I wanna have a little fun with you for a bit..."

"Mmm...that's music to MY ears..." You say seductively. Edo-Natsu smiled. He then slid off your shorts and slowly removed your panties...with his teeth...You chuckled. "Ooh...naughty...you better give those back..." "No promises..." Edo-Natsu said smirking. "Natsu!" You say sternly. Edo-Natsu then leaned closed towards you and licked and sucked your navel. You let out a Pikachu-like squeal of delight before giggling cutely.

Edo-Natsu chuckled. "Ima give you a head start now..." You look at him confused. "Huh?" Edo-Natsu then brought his fingers to his lips and began to lick them coating the fingers with one layer of saliva. "What are you trying to do?" You asked. Edo-Natsu grinned and slowly slipped his fingers in his mouth pumping them. You were really confused. Edo-Natsu then pulled the fingers out of his mouth showing his fingers now fully coated with saliva. He grins. "OK...what now...?" You asked. Instantly Edo-Natsu rubbed his saliva coated fingers around your...let's call it...your 'Wolf Cave'.

You shrieked feeling Edo-Natsu's cold liquid surround your 'Wolf Cave' which the air soon licked making you shiver. You squirmed a bit to escape but Edo-Natsu kept you under his firm grip. You looked seeing Edo-Natsu naughtliy curling his fingers towards your moist 'Cave'. You slightly panic. "Natsu...go slow now...ok?" Edo-Natsu chuckled. "Slow? Me? I'm a driver babe! I never go slow!" You gulp seeing Edo-Natsu was not going to hold back. He stroked your cheek to your breast and squeezed it a bit. "...I'm gonna make you my bitch..." He said grinning. You giggled. "It's only fair..." You said winking. Edo-Natsu snickered a bit and pressed his soft kiss directly onto yours before pulling away.

"...Now then..." Edo-Natsu began. He then brought his finger even closer to your 'Wolf Cave'. "...Who's your daddy?" He asks huskily. JAB! You let out of yelp of pain when his finger entered as tears streamed down your eyes. You squirm although Edo-Natsu pinned you down tightly. You breathed heavily as his finger moved around inside for that moment. You eventually sigh getting used to the feeling and that was when...JAB! Edo-Natsu slipped in another finger. "NATSUUUUUUU!" You screamed. Edo-Natsu snickered and inserted another finger making it completely moist. You cried for that moment as the fingers explored even deeper. Your yelps and cries eventually turned into relaxed moans. Edo-Natsu grinned. "You like that?" He asks smoothly. "Ughnnn...oohhhh..."You moaned. "I'll take that as a yes!" With that Edo-Natsu then slipped in another finger. You widen your eyes gasping as if your heart just stopped. You then squeezed your eyes shut and let out and aroused howl.

After 20 minutes Edo-Natsu released his fingers from you which made you breathe heavily. He then slipped your shorts back onto your waist and zipped them up. You raise an eyebrow and glare at him. "...Give it back!" Edo-Natsu smirked. "Give what back?" He asks as he zipped up his jacket. "You know what I'm talking about! My underwear! Give it!" You said. "You snooze you lose babe!" Edo-Natsu said winking. "Natsu! That's the tenth one you stole from me!" You cried. Edo-Natsu then got back in his drivers seat. "Whatever...let's just get back to the guild..." "Ok..."You sighed. You then last up now wearing Edo-Natsu's goggles across your forehead that he gave you to wear while he was working on you. You glanced at the floor seeing all the liquid you created made into tiny puddle. "...I'm not cleaning up!" Edo-Natsu snickered at that.

You then sit up straight in your seat. Edo-Natsu then puts his hand out towards you as if to ask for his goggles back. "Nope!" You said. Edo-Natsu raised an eyebrow. "Wha?" "I wanna wear your goggles Natsu...because I wanna be a sexy driver too!" With that you adjust the goggles on your head and strike a pose as you wink. Edo-Natsu looked at you crazy for a moment sweatdropping and then chuckled. You blushed realizing how silly you looked. "Hey stop it! Stop laughing! Let me be!" You cried. Edo-Natsu smirked. "I'm sexy huh?" He then grabbed your chin slightly before bringing you into a kiss. He then pulled away. "Mmhm..." You moan as you flutter your eyes open. "Alright then sexy...let's ride!" Edo-Natsu then wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you close to him making you giggle cutely. You then pulled the goggles over your eyes as Edo-Natsu started the car. You wrap your arms around his neck as you shifted to his lap. "GOOO FIRE!" The car then began speeding.

Kitsuna's POV:

You each then make it to the Royal City seeing the lively atmosphere. People no longer mistook you for Kardashia because Kardashia cleared up the misunderstanding via Twitter so you were no longer harassed. "They're so happy!" Lucy said. "Not what I expected...I thought this place would be dark and scary!" Wendy said. You nodded in agreement. "Right? It reminds me of Fantasia!" You say. Natsu grinned at you. "Hey I was gonna say that!" You both then chuckle together at that.

You then spot a stand full of cotton candy and other foods and smiled. "Ooh!" You then run over to it. "Where are you going Kitsuna?" Lucy asked. "Get back here! We are not here for pleasure!" Carla scolded. You ignored her of course and walked up to the food stand owner. "I'll take those!" You say pointing at blue cotton candy and a bucket of fried chicken. The man smiled and gave it to you. You walk back to the others who sweatdrop. "You are UNbelievable!" Fuse laughed. You then hand Wendy the blue cotton candy. "Here you go baby!" You say. Wendy smiled and took the cotton candy giving you a ^^ smile. "Gee thanks a lot Tsuna!" With that she then took a cute little bite out of the cotton cloud. Carla widen her eyes. "SUGAR?!" "Shuddup!" You groan. Carla scoffed at that. You then dig in your fried chicken bucket and pull out a huge piece of grilled chicken and vigorously chewed it and sucked the grease off your fingers. Carla raised an eyebrow at that. "You don't know how to eat like a proper lady at all!" "I'm an animal!" You stated as you sucked on your chicken. "THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!" Carla asked.

You continued to suck on your chicken as Lucy sweatdropped. You turned to her. "Want some?" You asked bringing your chicken leg to her. "Uh...you bit it!" Lucy exclaimed. "It's ok! I've known you long enough! We can share germs! We share baths anyway..." You say. Lucy sighed and waved you off. "I'm fine thanks..." "Suit yourself..." You say as you took another large bite out of your chicken. Natsu then picked up a horsey toy and rode along with it a bit behind you which eventually got himself motion sick. You each then stop seeing an area full of people. "I wonder what's happening over there..." Wendy said. "Are they having a parade or something?" Lucy asked. "IT MUST BE THEIR VERSION OF FANTASIA!" Natsu said excitedly as he ran towards the crowd. You take Wendy's hand. "C'mon!" You say. "Ok!" Wendy said as she continued to nibble on her cotton candy. You each then follow Natsu into the crowd.

You each stopped and gasped seeing a giant lacrima tied up in the center. Their above hails the king who looked awfully familiar. "Oh no..." Wendy cried. Fuse glared at the lacrima. "If it's that huge...then that means..." "...All of our friends must be inside of there..." Happy finished. "It's missing a piece..." Carla said calmly. "YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE OF THAT THING?!" Lucy cried. The crowd continued to cheer at the sight of the king. The king then let out a speech on how he would have magic power for the kingdom as soon as possible. He then smashed a piece of lacrima with his staff. You made a small glare. 'Kings...it's always power and pleasure they want...it's just like my father...' You thought angrily. "This is...cruel..." You say as you slowly shook your head. You clench your fist desiring to do something but you knew that will only get you killed. You felt a paw on your leg and looked down seeing Fuse with a worried look on his face. "Hey...relax ok? We'll get our friends back..." He said. You nodded and turned to the side. "I know..."

You then heard a small growl emit from Natsu and turn to him seeing him approach the lacrima. You gasped and at the same time you and Lucy grab a hold of him to pull him back. Natsu did his best to break from your grasps. You glare at him. "Hey hey HEY! Calm yourself!" You say sternly. "She's right! Stay strong!" Lucy cried. "IT'S THEM...OUR FRIENDS! WE GOTTA GET THEM OUT OF THERE!" Natsu yelled. "We will!" Lucy said. "We just gotta come up with a plan...alright?" You asked. Natsu just growled. You lean closer to him. "Please...?" You whisper weakly. Natsu stopped struggling and looked into your eyes with worry and sighed. "Ok..." He said.

That afternoon you each later on stayed at a local hotel to rest. All of you layed on tables, wall corners, couches or window ledges to think. You layed on a bed and went on your iphone while Carla wrote down some plans. You logged into your old Twitter account you haven't used in years and looked seeing Erza Knightwalker's photo and couldn't help but smile. 'I LOVE that hair! And that outfit too!' You thought. You then press the follow button on Edo-Erza's profile page. You sweatdrop. 'Why am I following the enemy?!' You thought. "...I can't just sit like this forever!" Natsu said harshly as he got up. You sigh and turn to him. "And where are YOU going?" "To storm the kingdom! What else?" Natsu says angrily. "That won't do any good!" Carla stated. Natsu glared at her. "Oh yeah? Why not?!"

"You have no strategy!" Carla said calmly. Natsu growled at that seeing how she was right and plopped down on the couch you were laying on and sat on your lap. You widen your eyes at this seeing that Natsu made himself comfortable on your lap and blushed and then made a :3 face as you closed your eyes. 'Mmm...that feels kinda nice...hee hee he's giving me a lap dance...without the dancing anyway...he feels kinda cushy down there!' You thought. You emitted a small snicker but thankfully no one noticed. You sweatdrop. 'Man I'm a pervert...Natsu don't leave! Sit on my lap as long as you like!' You thought.

"How are we gonna change our friends back?" Wendy asked. "We have to get the king to tell us somehow..." Carla said. "And how do we do that?" Fuse asked. Lucy shot up from her seat. "Hey I know! We'll use Gemini!" She said. You smiled at her. "Ok good! Just how do you expect us to get close to him without having his guards surround us and having spears going up our asses?" You asked. "I've come up with a plan!" Carla said as she lifted up a sheet of paper full of details. You each gasped at that. Natsu got up from your lap and you got up after him and walk over to Carla. "WOW! For the FIRST time your actually useful for something aside from talking so big and bag to make others feel like shit! Good job Carla!" You say happily. She turned to you. "What you just said made you sound like a hypocrite...do you know that?" "Just explain your so called plan so this episode can end already..." You sigh.

Carla then explained the plan to all of you which confused you all. "How do you know about this?" Wendy asked. "It...just came to me in my head..." Carla said. "Whatever you say Mary Sue..." You say rolling your eyes. "The moment I stepped in Edolas I'm slowly getting more and more of a map being formed in my mind..." Carla said. "Well my minds a blur..." Happy said sadly. "Same here..." Fuse said. "If we can get to that tunnel then we can get close enough to the king!" Lucy said. "C'mon!" You say. "YEAH! LET'S GET INSIDE THAT GEEZERS HEAD!" Natsu said excitedly. "LET'S GO!" Wendy said. "Count me in!" Fuse said. "AYE!" Happy said. "Not yet!" Carla said sharply. You glare at her. "Oh BUTT OUT!"

With that you then shove Carla off the table. "AhhhhhHHHHH-OOF!" She cried when she slid off the table. You snickered to yourself and turned seeing Wendy and Happy giving you a stern glares which caused you to sweatdrop. Wendy looked even more angry. You blushed. "OH! Did...that get you upset?" You sheepishly smile. Wendy just continued to glare at you. You widen your eyes slowly scared at her expression. "Uh...Wendy?" "...You still love me right?" You could have sworn you heard a small growl emit from Wendy which caused your ears to twitch. 'Damn she's mad...' You thought.

Later that night you each set foot through the city and made your way into the deep forest and eventually made it to the entrance of the tunnel. "Is this it?" Wendy asked. "I'm positive!" Carla said. Natsu then walked in. "In we go!" He grins. "WAIT!" Carla said sharply. "AGAIN WITH THE STOPPING?!" Natsu yelled. "We will need a source of light in the tunnel!" Carla said. You grin and grab Lucy's shoulder. "Hello? We got a white girl to illuminate the way!" You laugh. Lucy glared at you. "And we got a black girl here who keeps darkening it up!" She says sharply as she shrugs your hand off your shoulder. You glare at her. "I'm-not-BLACK!" Lucy grinned sheepishly. "I find that hard to believe you negro!" "THAT'S JUST RACIST!" You exclaim. "WELL SO ARE YOU! YOUR RACIST TO THE WHITE GIRLS EVERYWHERE!" Lucy yelled back. You smirk. "So you admit your white?" You asked. "I AM NOT!" Lucy shouted. "I love you Lucy!" You chuckle. Lucy whimpered. "Tough love..."

"ONE TORCH COMING UP!" Natsu said as he punched out his fist only for no fire to come out. "You idiot you can't use magic..." Fuse sighed. "AW MAN!" Natsu cried as he kicked a stone. Fuse sighed again. "If only I had my wires...I could use magic to make a spark of light or spark a rock to make some fire..." "I can't exactly see that Lucy being the only one that can use magic very comforting thought..." Happy said sadly. "Word! It's a bitch being a Butt Monkey..." You sigh. "Oh give it a rest! You guys are just jealous..." Lucy said haughtily. You glare at her. "OH! You think you's cute?! Just cause you got power? You think you's the shit don't you?" "Yeah I am the real shit! DEAL!" Lucy said.

You stare at her in amusement and bursted out chuckling. Lucy blushed. "Hey! What's so funny!?" "No stop! You's white! You not like that!" You laughed. Lucy fumed. "I'M NOT WHITE! YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF ME CAUSE I HAVE POWER AND YOU-" "-Eat ya cheese white gurl!" You interrupted as you stuffed a stick of cheese in Lucy's mouth. Lucy reluctantly nibbled on the cheese like a good little girl which made you smile.

You then watch Lucy gather up to sticks with cloth and she dipped it in a black solution. "What are you holding there Lucy?" Wendy asked. Lucy snickered to herself and pulled out the two sticks. "I got us torches! Now all we gotta do is light em up!" She said happily. "And how will we do that?" Carla asked. Anime blue lines run down Lucy's head. "Good question..." You glare at Carla. "WILL YOU JUST LET THE GIRL HAVE HER MOMENT? LIKE DAMN!" Carla glared back at you. "Kitsuna Kardashian you are a HYPOCRITE!" She shouted. "Yes I am bitch!" You say sarcastically as you walked away to pick up some firewood and sticks. "You see why you can't live with that vixen?!" Carla asked. "It's ok...I don't mind her at all!" Wendy giggled. "For goodness sake child SHE PUSHED ME OFF A TABLE!" Carla yelled. "SHUDUP!" You snapped.

You each were then rubbing your hands around tiny sticks against the wood. You eventually gave up as your sticks kept breaking and stood next to Wendy as you both watch Natsu try to make firewood. "This has got to be the most humiliating thing I've ever done in my life!" Natsu muttered angrily. You sheepishly grin at that. "You poor baby! DON'T YOU CRY!" You laughed as you ruffled his pink hair. He growled a bit at that. "Shh..." You shushed as you rubbed his back to soothe him. Natsu's twig then broke. "MAN I SUCK AT MAKING FIRE!" He cries as he lays back. "You won't DIE!" You laughed as you pat his cheek. Natsu whimpered at that.

"Whoa! I did it!" Lucy said. You turn to her. "Wow for real?" You saw that she made fire. "Good job!" Wendy and Happy cheered. "Awesome! I knew you had it in ya!" Natsu said happily. "Funny how a fire wizard couldn't make fire!" Fuse said grinning at Natsu. "I agree..." Carla said. "We got fire so just drop it would ya?!" Natsu pouted. "Word! Leave him alone!" You say glaring at the two kitties. "I'm all fired up!" Lucy chimed. "Oh just st-oh whatever! Your 'all fired up'" You sigh. "You bet I am!" Lucy said ^^ smiling. Lucy then plopped to the ground. "Now that that's over can I rest now?" She whined. You raise an eyebrow. "Gurl all you did was rub a couple of sticks together...CALM YOURSELF!" "Aww but I'm tired!" Lucy whimpered. You patted her head to reassure her everything will be alright.

You then turn to Natsu seeing him stare at the flame torch intently. "Nobody's gonna stop ya...if you wanna eat it...then eat it!" Fuse sighed. Natsu then devoured the flame torch. "Hey maybe eating the fire will bring your magic back!" Happy said. "You feel anything?" You asked. Natsu then swallowed the fire and poked his tummy. "Yeah...I'm feeling hot...right here!" He said. 'You ARE hot!' You thought. "It feels like magic!" Natsu said. You and Lucy smiled at that. "You got a fire in your belly! Give us a good old fashion Fire Dragon's Iron Fist move!" Lucy said. Natsu grinned as he balled up a fist. "You bet...COMING RIGHT UP!" He says punching...only no fire came out. "Nothing..." Natsu said sadly. "I would have told you that would happen..." Carla said. You sigh loudly. "...WELL! THIS was a waste of a GOOD paragraph!" You say with a big smile.

You each then walk through the cave carrying the torches to light the way. It was cold and quiet. "Looks like no one has been here in years..." Lucy said. You each stopped at a dead end and that was when Lucy summoned Taurus to break down the door and you each were able to move on. You looked back seeing Happy and Fuse lagging behind as the two of them were seemingly having a quiet conversation. "What's with y'all?" You ask. You each then stop and turned to them. The two kitties looked perplexed. "It's just...we're confused about all this! How is it that Carla knows everything and we don't?" Fuse asked. "Yeah! I mean we're from Edolas too! Why don't we have maps in our heads?" Happy asked.

You saddened feeling sorry for them. "Aww...it's ok...I'm sure that-" "-We agreed to talk about that remember?" Carla interrupted. "Aye..." Happy said sadly. "Fine..." Fuse sighed. You glared at Carla scoffing a bit at her obnoxious behavior. "We gotta keep moving forward!" Lucy said. You turn back to her and nodded. "Ok..." You each were then on the move again. "I hope this place doesn't cave in on us!" Natsu said. "C'mon now! This ani't Indiana Jones! If it was a giant bowling ball and some darts would come out and hit us!" You say. "Hey shut up guys! You'll jinx us!" Lucy cried. "Girl I won't let nobody hurt you! Relax!" You say.

After goofing off with Natsu a bit making shadow puppets and then being scolded by Lucy you each continued on as Carla explained her directions. You each were then lead to the center where Carla explained it was under the castle. "This mission will be over if we're spotted!" Carla said. Lucy smiled and flipped her hair. "Now don't forget we can use my magic if we get into a pinch!" She says haughtily. "So your gonna save us? I don't think so..." Natsu said coldly. You chuckle at that. "WE GOT THIS FAR BECAUSE OF ME AND THE REST OF THE PLAN WE HAVE TO USE GEMINI!" Lucy shouted. You widen your eyes in surprise.

"OH! So now this arcs all about YOU huh? I don't think so! This is about Carla, Fuse and Happy's backstory...not YOU!" You say. "KITSUNA YOUR JUST JEALOUS CAUSE I HAVE MAGIC AND YOU DON'T! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE BREAKING THE WALL IN THE FIRST PLACE!" Lucy shouted. As she continued to rant you turned to Wendy. "Hey...can I have your torch so I can burn off her hair?" You asked. Wendy sweatdropped. "Um...I don't think she would like that..." Wendy said nervously. You patted your head as you sigh. "And that's why your such a good girl Wendy..."

That's when white goo wrapped around Lucy. You each gasped. "LUCY!" You and Natsu cried. "WHAT IS THAT?" Wendy asked. "No! I'm...stuck!" Lucy cried. Fuse grinned seeing the goo tighten around her figure. "Heh heh...it's kinda like tentacles..." Immediately the goo then wrapped around you, Wendy and Natsu. "AHHH! I'm being tangled by...some cummy condom! GET IT OFF!" You screamed. You each then heard the footsteps of multiple people and then saw the Royal Army surround you all. "Whoa! We're surrounded!" Fuse exclaimed. "How the heck did they find us?" Happy asked. You glanced down at Carla who had a look of horror on her face as she shivered. "...Carla?" You asked a bit worriedly.

"So these are the magic users from Earth Land?" A familiar voice asked. You each turned seeing Edo-Erza in the flesh. "ERZA!" Lucy cried. You gasped in surprised. 'Oh my gosh! IT'S HER!' You mentally squeal. "I like your hair!" You complemented. "IS THIS SERIOUSLY THE TIME TO BE COMPLEMENTING THE ENEMY?!" Natsu shouted. "I'm not gonna lie! Erza's hair look pretty though!" You say with a small smile. "Thank you..." Edo-Erza said keeping her eyes on the others. She then took a look at you all. "It's amazing how you resembled the outlaws Natsu Dragion, Lucy Ashley, and Kardashia Keri..." Edo-Erza began.

She then turned to you and walked closely to you until her face was inches away from yours. "It's a shame your not her because I would have loved and autograph and a photo as well..." She whispered for only you to hear. You widen your eyes. "Seriously?!" Edo-Erza gave you a stern glare. "I enjoy listening to her in my spare time..." She says. "If you like her then why did she tell me a story on how you planned to kill her?" You asked suspiciously. Edo-Erza sighed. "I never meant to truly kill her...I just want to subdue her and lock her up so she will be forced to perform for me...forever..." Edo-Erza said before walking back to her guards. 'What a crazy discovery...even the evil love other me...' You thought. 'Am I that famous in this world?'

"Take them away!" Edo-Erza began. "Yes m'am!" The guards said. "WAIT!" You scream. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at you wide eyed. "Erza!" You say turning to her. Edo-Erza turns to you still displaying her serious look. "Is it true you got Twitter?" You asked. "Yes I do..." Edo-Erza said calmly. The guards seemed to be turned off by that statement. Edo-Erza glared at them. "What are you all looking at? Take them away!" "YES M'AM!" The guards said. "WAIT!" You scream again. The guards groaned and stopped what they were doing. "ERZA!" You say. She turns to you. "...Will you follow me on Twitter?" You asked. Edo-Erza gives you a cold glare. "No..." "TAKE THEM AWAY!" She orders. The guards nodded. "Yes m-" "-WAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!" You screamed out. Edo-Erza glared at you. "WHAT? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT?!" She shouted. "ERZA!" You call. "WHAT?!" Edo-Erza screamed.

You could tell she was seriously annoyed. You narrowed your eyes. "Erza...why you look like a stripper?" The guards anime falled at that while Natsu and the others shook their heads at you. "REALLY KITSUNA?!" Lucy asked. Edo-Erza slowly grew red. You sigh. "I mean are you trying to be like Princess Leia? Cause to me you look like a-" "-SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Edo-Erza shouted startling you. "TAKE THEM AWAY MEN! I WANT THIS VIXEN EXECUTED AS WELL!" She ordered. "YES M'AM!" The guards say as they haul you each away. You widen your eyes. "WHAT?! YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU ERZA! YOU'S A BITCH HERE AS YOU IS IN OUR WORLD!" You yell.

"ERZA PLEASE! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR DOING?!" Lucy cried. Carla then ran for you all. "WENDY!" She cried. "NATSU! LUCY!" Happy cried as he followed her. "KITSUNA!" Fuse cried as he dashed forward to get to you. They were then stopped by Edo-Erza who gave them a cold look. Fuse sweatdropped. "Whoa baby! I don't want any trouble! We just wanna get our friends back and go home! Ok?!" He asks nervously. "Great Exceeds..." Edo-Erza began. She along with the guards then kneel before them. "I'm honored to welcome you home..." She finished.

You each looked in shock and confusion. "I don't understand...what's going on?" Lucy asked. "Carla...Fuse...Happy...who are you? I thought you were our friends!" Wendy cried. "We're most grateful for your help in capturing the intruders..." Edo-Erza finished. '...Great? So...Fuse is...really royalty here? Does...does he plan to kill me?' You thought as you turned to him. Fuse and Happy slowly turned to Carla with scared surprised looks on their faces in utter surprise seeing Carla tremble in fear as the Ending Music played...

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