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This chapter, we see who has talent!
Soon after the four reintroduced themselves, Chris had the Campers follow him to the Amphitheater.
"How come we didn't use this building before, OR notice it before?" Ethan asked.
"So, for your first challenge in the merge, you shall preform a various talent in front of many people!" Chris shouted in glee.
"Why doing a talent contest, now?" Tina asked.
"Well, we had all these challenges. In fact, had not been for a certain animal loving punk's parents invading, we would had the talent contest done then…" Chris replied.
"How was I supposed to know there was an albino mongoose and rainbow-colored snake on the island?" Luka asked.
"Well… Hope everyone has a talent, cause everyone's gonna show their inner talent tonight, so no skipping out!" Chris said.
The Campers nodded in agreement, as some of them were complaining inside.
Confessional: Everyone has a talent…
Peter: What, I gotta DO something? Dammit!
Tina: My talent? Well, I'm good at playing the Ocarina. (She takes out a blue ocarina, and plays a song. All of a sudden, she disappears in a ball of light.) NOT again…
Omelette: I'm good at Ventriloquism. I may not be as good as Nuva, but I'm good enough, which reminds me…
Omelette walked up to Isaac, who was in one of the cabins.
"Hi, Isaac!" Omelette said, smiling.
"Oh, hi, Omelette!" Isaac replied.
"I… kinda have a request… Can you sew up a puppet of me, and Selena? I wanna do a sketch involving puppets." Omelette asked.
"Well, it may take a few hours, but sure!" Isaac said, with a smile. "I'll let you know when I'm done!"
Omelette smiled. "Thanks, Isaac! Whitney misses you!"
Confessional: Diving into the world of puppetry, huh?
Isaac: I still doing this for you, Whitney! But why a request for a Selena puppet?
Omelette: Perfect! Now… to memorize this script I wrote up! (She holds up a script) I wrote it before coming back.
Meanwhile, Tina warped in a rather beautiful forest, although deep in it, at night…
"Huh? What happened?" Tina asked herself, confused. "Did I warp to an exploding planet Zebes… again?"
Tina was checking her surroundings. Once again, she was confused.
"Where the heck am I? These trees don't look familiar to me… at ALL." Tina said to herself. Little did she know, that someone… or something was watching her. All of a sudden…
…It jumped out in front of Tina, spooking the gamer girl, and knocking her on her butt. The creature was muscular, with four legs, very large arms, arm-length fangs, and a face that… Well, it was a face only a mother could love. It was also purple in color. [1]
"HA! I finally found you, Zirisian Princess!" The creature shouted out loud.
Tina starred at the creature in amusement, as she got up. "Wow… You're one ugly motherfroofer… Wait, I'm the Zirisian Princess?"
"Don't play dumb with me, girlie! Bilzac specifically told me to find you! You matched the description, according to him; pink hair, and green clothing…" The creature asked, as it sniffed the air. "What's that smell?"
"Um…" Tina had to say something. "Wait, is this the world of the Zirisian Princess; the one book I read to the kids at that birthday party the other day?"
"Nevermind that, must be a new shampoo you're using. Now, come along quietly, and you'll not get hurt… Oh, who am I kidding? You WILL be hurt!" The creature replied, charging at the gamer girl.
"Can't let that happen…" Tina said, dodging the creature's tackle. The creature, noticing it missed Tina, turned around, and looked around.
"Where are you, girlie?" The creature asked. "I just want to display your decapitated head for Bilzac!"
Tina was hiding behind a tree, trying to keep her calm, as the creature sniffed the air. He then started to charge towards the tree, as Tina lept out of the way, before the creature splintered the tree.
"How ARE you…" The creature said, as it looked at Tina again. "…I don't think you ARE Tashna. Whatever, I can still kill you and eat your insides as a late night snack!"
"Dude, I highly doubt I taste that well…" Tina replied to said creature, jumping out of the way again, as the creature charged at her.
"You can't be THIS strong! You're NOT normal!" The creature yelled out loud, charging at Tina again, to which she lept out of the way.
"I dealt with a group of skeleton pirates a couple of days ago, and a street gang just yesterday! That's normal to me, in my book." Tina replied, as she spotted something in the forest: A cliffside going down.
"Hmm… If I can trick this creature off the cliff…" Tina thought…
"Coming for you, girlie! You'll be a NICE trophy on my wall!" The creature yelled out loud.
"Whatever happened to eating me?" Tina asked, as the creature started to charge up a charge. When the creature got close, Tina dodged out of the way. However, the creature wasn't so lucky, as it fell off the cliff…
"AAAAUUUUuugggghhh…" The creature yelled out loud. Tina got up and peeked at the bottom of the cliff. With the light from the moonlight, she could see that the creature was tangled up in some spider webs.
"I'll get you YET, girlie!" The creature yelled out loud, as he turned his head to see several spiders, stringing him up more with webbing, trapping him in the web for an eventual breakfast.
"Well… huh. Guess my job's done. At least he won't be messing with the Zirisian Princess." Tina replied, as she got out her Ocarina. Playing "I Wanna Be Famous" on it, she suddenly warped out.
Confessional: Doing whatever a spider can?
Tina: Wow, that was an intense rush. Guess Ichigo taught me some good moves, huh?
It was late in the day, and Yuki was busy jumping ropes at a high speed as her talent, when a ball of light materialized in front of her, revealing it to be Tina.
"Um, where were you, and when and how did you get teleportation powers, Tina?" Yuki asked.
"Well, I kinda played a song on my Ocarina, and… there was this giant ugly creature… Spiders got involved... Yeah." Tina replied meekly.
"Oh, my. Hope you're okay, hon!" Yuki said.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Tina replied, as she saw Luka grabbing up a whip, and some empty cans.
Seeing her friend with a whip, she followed Luka.
On the Beach, near the makeshift bench, Luka did some impressive whip moves, like she showed Bob this morning with the pre-dusk moonlight shining off the rebellious teenager. Her sweater was off, as well, revealing her tattoos.
"Wow, she's great with the whip, Tina! Also, nice skin art!" Yuki said, but Tina was lost deep in her thoughts…
"Tina? You there, sweetie?" Yuki asked.
A couple weeks later, the scar Tina received was still there. The wound healed fast, though.
"Wow… Talk about a scar." Ichigo said, looking at the leftover scar. Thankfully, the knife only scratched the surface of Tina's skin.
"So what do you suggest to hide the scar? I don't really want people to start asking about it..." Tina trailed off. Ichigo then got an idea, as Ichigo drew what appeared to be a Jigglypuff, wearing a flower in its hair, and holding a microphone, with a music note next to it. Coloring it in with some good skill, she then grew a grin.
"I've got an idea! Follow me!" Ichigo replied, smiling. "Bob? Can you hold down the fort while we're gone?"
"You got it, Ichigo!" Bob said, as Ichigo left the room, with Tina following her.
In the halls, Tina was still following Ichigo.
"So where are we going?" Tina asked. Ichigo just led her on, not really answering her question.
"You'll see soon enough," Ichigo reassured her. Tina looked skeptical.
"You're not going to ditch me anywhere are you?" Tina asked. Ichigo shook her head trying to ease Tina's doubts.
"No. We're friends remember?" Ichigo replied. "I'm not going to ditch you. Trust me."
A few minutes later, Tina and Ichigo were standing outside a tattoo parlor.
"Um, so… You're getting another tattoo?" Tina asked.
"Au Contraire, my cotton-candy scented friend." Ichigo replied. "Today, it's your turn to get inked."
Tina was shocked. "What? But…"
Ichigo held onto Tina's hand. "But, we want that scar gone, and this is the best thing I can think of. It'll be okay; trust me. Think of it as a gesture of friendship!"
"Okay…" An uneasy Tina said, as the two entered the parlor.[3]
"Earth to Tina!" Yuki replied, as Tina snapped back into the real world.
"Huh? Oh, sorry, Yuki. I was lost in thought." Tina said, as Luka walked up to them.
"I couldn't help but notice you guys watching my skills. You like?" Luka asked.
"We like!" Yuki replied.
"You look like you could be a forced to be reckoned with if you joined the Disciplinary Committee at school." Tina said with a smile.
"Really? Maybe me and the Paws should join at my school…" Luka said.
Confessional: Another story from another side
Tina: Maybe next season, you can come? Ichigo, I hope you're doing allright!
Luka: We don't really have any bullies, but it never hurts to be prepared.
Pretty soon, all the Teens were backstage, waiting for instructions from Chris. Currently, he was on stage, giving out the intro to the challenge. Currently, the eliminated campers were in the audience (sans Zero), and they were paying attention.
"…So, the power of your applause will determine if said camper wins or not. The camper with the most cheers will win immunity!" Chris said to the audience.
"Sounds simple enough." Whitney replied.
"First up, it's Ethan, doing some dart work!" Chris said, as Ethan took to the stage, as a dart board, and some balloons were brought out.
"Nice to meet everyone! I'm here to throw darts at various targets!" Ethan said cheerfully, as he started to throw darts at the various balloons. Hitting them with ease, he pleased everyone as he finished, with applause coming towards him. "Thank you, thank you! You're all too kind!"
"And that was Ethan with his dart skills!" Chris said. "But how will he fare against Danny, and his skill?"
A TV Screen suddenly came from the ground of the stage, as Danny was near a single tree… And he was pouring gasoline on it?
"Hi, Chris McLame! Here's MY talent!" Chris replied in glee, as he threw a match on the gasoline, and set the tree on fire.
"BOOOOOOO!" yelled out the audience in disgust.
"That tree didn't deserve it, Danny!" Francis yelled out.
"That poor tree…" Jeanette commented.
"Okay, that wasn't really a talent, so I can't count that…" Chris said, as the TV lowered.
Confessional: Wow, just… wow.
Danny: Did you see everyone's look when I burnt that tree? It was so cheerful to me!
The campers backstage were shocked.
"That tree coulda had friends!" Yuki said.
"Danny-Baka is in real pain from hippies soon enough, Yuki-chan" Bob said, in his best Kagura impression.
Kagura, hearing what Bob said, smiled. "Wow, that was a real nice impression of myself, Bob-Kun." Kagura said.
"Thanks, Kagura!" Bob replied, as there was a scream from somewhere, spooking them both…
"NOOOOOOOOO!" a voice from far out yelled out.
"What happened?" Kagura asked.
Meanwhile on another island, an African-Canadian girl wearing a blue flower in her hair was shaken up. Beside her side, appeared to be a Caucasian girl in blonde pigtails.
"I… just heard the sound of hundreds of leaves on a solitary tree screaming in pain… Then all at once, they were silenced…" The African-Canadian girl lamented, as the Caucasian girl patted her back.
"There, there… There's other trees, and someday, we'll find out who burnt that tree. Now, will making out cheer you up?"
"Sure, Yessica." The African-Canadian girl replied. [4]
"Anyways, who's up next?" Hannah asked.
"I am. Hope my skills are up to snuff!" Maxwell replied, as he took out a canvas, and some large paper.
Going out to stage, he saw his former contestants looking at a TV Screen, which showed where Maxwell's canvas was going.
"Um… I'm gonna sketch anime style, so…" Maxwell shyly said, as he began to sketch like he never sketched before.
Backstage, the Teens were watching Maxwell's talent.
"Wow, he never told us he was a manga artist." Yuki replied. "Maybe he could teach me some tricks."
"Sugarpop's quite a natural!" Nuva also said, in surprise.
"So, what's the picture, huh?" Bob asked.
No sooner than Maxwell started, he was finished. It looked like Tina drew in an anime style.
"Thanks… guys." Maxwell said, as he took off backstage, carrying his canvas, with some applause behind him.
Backstage, everyone was waiting for Maxwell to come back. Soon enough, he did.
"Wow, that was really good!" Bob said with a smile.
"Thanks… Sorry for the stage fright, I don't do well onstage." Maxwell replied. "But besides, I made this for you, Tina!"
Tina was given Maxwell's drawing of her. "WOW, this is really good, thank you!" Tina said, giving a kiss to the Otaku.
"And next up, is Luka and her whip!" Chris yelled out loud, as Luka took to the stage, with whip in hand.
"Well, time to watch Luka do her thing." Hannah replied, as she looked at Tina. "Tina?"
It was early Summer, and Tina was in the store, buying some stuff. In the checkout counter, she spotted a magazine which read Teen Pop, with Chris McClean's face on it. Being the curious sort, Tina read it.
"Action was awesome, but we wanna go back to the island…" Tina read, then smiled, as she paid for her purchases, along with the magazine, and dashed back to the orphanage.
Back at the Orphanage, Bob and Ichigo were playing Smash Bros. Brawl, when Tina ran in.
"Hey guys, remember Total Drama Island?" Tina asked.
"Yeah, but I didn't know you read Teen Pop Magazine." Ichigo said with both her and Bob snickering.
"Anyways, look at this!" Tina replied, showing both Ichigo and Bob the ad.
Do you Wanna Be Famous?
Do you wanna be the next Owen? The next Duncan?
Then sign up for the next Total Drama season!
"I'm thinking of auditioning." Tina said, grinning.
"Cool… AND they opened it up for people under the age of 16! That means I can audition, as well!" Bob replied out loud.
"I'm auditioning as well; just in case a Genwunner torments you, or Bob. Or, Arceus forbid, a CoD Fanboy." Ichigo said.
"If I get picked, think I may meet Beth?" Bob asked.
Ichigo took interest. "Fan of her?" She asked.
Bob blushed, while holding his Beth doll. "Big time."
The trio filmed their auditions, and three weeks passed by, without a word, until one day…
"Mail call, Tina and Bob!" Mrs. Brightwing said, giving the two their envelopes.
"I guess these are the results, huh?" Tina asked.
"Yep… We outta call Ichigo." Bob replied, as he called her number.
They waited until they were all together to open their envelopes. A few minutes later, Ichigo ran into the room, holding her envelope. "I got my results, too!"
"Oh, man… I'm so nervous! What if we don't get picked?" Bob said nervously.
"Well, only one way to find out…" Ichigo warmly replied, as they opened their mail…
Dear Tina:
Congrats, you have been picked to be on Total Drama Dictionary! How far will you go? Will you be the next Owen? What about the next Duncan? Maybe the next Beth? Well, I hope you're in for the adventure of a lifetime, as in three short days, you'll be battling 25 other campers for a million dollars!
Love, Chris McClean, the most awesome host ever!
Tina read the letter over and over, to make sure this wasn't a dream. Finally…
"I GOT PICKED!" Tina yelled out in excitement.
Bob, reading his letter, smiled. "SO DID I! Maybe I WILL meet… Beth…"
"So, did you get in too, Ichigo?" Tina asked.
Ichigo sighed, with a sad expression.
"I... didn't get in..." Ichigo trailed off. Tina and Bob both looked at her with sad expressions, as she showed them her letter from Chris.
Dear Ichigo.
We are sorry, but you have been rejected. But there's always next season, so keep on trying!
Sincerely, Chris McClean.
"I'm sorry you didn't get in," Tina said, hugging Ichigo. "It won't be as much fun without you."
"Tell me about it..." Bob said, looking a bit down.
"Did they at least tell you who replaced you? It only seems fair I suppose," Tina asked. Ichigo shrugged and looked at her letter again. She looked up after a few moments to let Tina and Bob know whenever or not they told her.
"Yeah, did they tell you?" Bob inquired, looking hopeful.
"They did tell me who took my spot," Ichigo said. "I wonder who replaced me..." She then looked at the letter once more. "It was some boy named Isaac. He's kind of cute, but I don't think he's my type."
"And you're type is...?" Tina asked Ichigo. She blushed and shook her head.
"...Anyway, I hope he does well enough. I'd hate to see the person who replaced my spot lose so early," Ichigo said, changing the subject.
"Still, I gonna miss you..." Bob started to cry a little bit.
"Hey now, don't be like that. Maybe it's for the best." Ichigo reassured Tina and Bob. "Besides, I'll be rooting for you guys the whole time. Count on it."
"...Thank you. We'll win it for the three of us then." Tina told Ichigo. Ichigo then pulled Tina and Bob in for a hug.
A couple of days later, Ichigo was helping Bob and Tina load their bags into the taxi cab, ready to car the two to the show.
"Well, guess this is goodbye for now…" Ichigo said, hugging the two.
"You better watch out, cause I'm coming back with the million!" Tina replied, grinning.
"And I promise I'll protect Tina!" Bob said with a smile.
Ichigo couldn't help but ruffle Bob's hair with a grin.
The two then stepped into the cab, as Ichigo watched.
"Good bye, Tina and Bob! And good luck!" Ichigo yelled out.
"Thanks, Ichigo!" Tina replied back.
"Same here!" Bob also yelled out loud, as the cab drove off.
Ichigo took out her letter from Chris.
"And good luck to you, Isaac…" Ichigo said to herself. "Whatever it is that's eatin' ya, hope things DO get better for you…"
"Tina? Luka's done, and you were In your own mind." Hannah said.
"Oh, whoa. Just remembering stuff." Tina replied, as Luka came back with some loud cheering behind her.
Confessional: Fate works in wonderous ways…
Tina: Now that I think about it, I wonder how things would had gone IF Ichigo gotten on the show? Poor Isaac would had still been in his shell.
Speaking of Isaac, he was next, as he did his talent: Sewing up a throw rug with his eyes closed. He got decent reception.
Kagura sung a song in her native Japanese tongue. She got a decent scoring from the applause.
Bob wowed the audiences with his various impressions of other campers. He also got a decent scoring.
Tina did a wonderful song on her ocarina, which she called "Crowded Street Corner". Thankfully, she wasn't teleported to a real crowded street corner.
"I think I heard that song before…" Yuki said to herself. [5]
Speaking of Yuki, she showed her skills on the jump rope, earning decent reception.
Selena did a good dance, but the audience didn't buy it.
"Freaks…" Selena muttered under her breath.
Hannah showed off her talent, which was juggling heavy objects. A motorcycle, a car, and even a BOAT got in the act. Everyone cheered as a result.
Nuva did some haiku work. She got a good score.
Soon enough, there was only one left.
"Omelette… Time to show your talent off!
Omelette came out, with a puppet booth.
"What? She's going to do puppet work? LAME!" Peter yelled out.
"Not like YOUR talent, which HAD to be cut out of the episode!" Tina said, with a smirk.
"Yeah, you may even be WORSE than Zero!" Alec replied.
"Guys? I would like to tell you a tale, entitled… The True Beast from within. And it involves one of you!" Omelette said, diving under the booth, and having her plush puppet self take center stage.
"Hi, I'm Omelette Jr, and I shall tell you that one of you aren't what they think they are!" Omelette Jr. said. Yep, she's a blonde ball of evilness who wears jewelry, and it's a wonder why she wasn't eliminated yet…"
"Blonde ball of evilness…" Tina pondered.
"Or course, since I have blonde hair, and WAS eliminated, the true gal here is nothing short of a nerd hating brat… And here she is!" Omelette Jr said, as another puppet was bought on stage, looking like Selena.
"Um, why am I here, anyway?" Selena Jr replied to the puppet.
"Well, to expose your fleshy self of who someone really is! I even have videotape!" Omelette Jr said, holding a DVD.
Selena looked really ragged, as Isaac and Whitney were sitting next to each other, eating a bowl of popcorn.
"Ooh, this is getting good!" Whitney said, with a smile.
"Now, let's show the court what you really are." Omelette Jr replied, as she inserted the DVD into the DVD player…
Confessional: This is getting good!
Selena: What a joke! Luka is as lame as everyone on this island! I'll reserve a special place for her, once I take over the world…
Selena: I rather stay out of this. Geeky activities are NOT in my forte!
Selena: What followed, was without a doubt… the WORST EXPERIENCE EVER! See, THIS is why I hate nerds!
Selena: Punks? You have been added to my list! (Selena takes out a list. Geeks, Nerds, and Tina were on the list. Above it read "People to eliminate once I win the Million.)
Selena: Thing is, I didn't fight the Gordo at all, I LET him beat me… I really hated that challenge.
Maxwell: Super Trooper, Beams are Gonna Blind Me…
Selena: I slept in the Boathouse that night… Whoever put me on that team deserves to be drug underground and ate!
Selena: (She is sad) That… -sniff- was my favorite show…
Selena: Yeah, it was me that dumped that soap on the step! I was hoping to get rid of Tina, so I can make Maxwell cry, but I got the wrong target, I guess. Guess I can make Omelette cry, however. I vote for Xander.
Selena: Bah! Omelette was supposed to cry! Tina and Whitney ruined my plans… AGAIN!
Selena: If that geek thinks she's gonna have a Happy Birthday… She is sadly mistaken! These games and DVDs of space battles are going down!
Selena: Ah, nothing like cheating to get your way… Speaking of which, I guess it's time… (She presses the button)
Selena: Dang it, I was targeting Tina! No matter, He shall be rid of soon!
Maxwell: But I won't feel blue…
Selena: I knew I would make it this far. All I have to do is eliminate these geeks, and they'll be praising my name around. Like Duncan, Courtney, Alejandro, and someone named Scott. I. Will. Win. This.
Selena: Eh, another few years, and they'll boot her out and she'll be on the streets. Maybe she'll kill herself out of depression!
Selena: I put some kinda switch that'll break the car into pieces! Since I can't take down Tina, I might as well take down Isaac!
Selena: Yeah, awesome when you get voted off, Isaac. I can't wait to see Whitney's tears!
Selena: Blast! I tried to take out Isaac badly enough that he would have to be medievaked! Ugh!
Selena: (She is holding several sheets of paper labeled "Selena") Can't believe they fell for it again! This is just too easy! I don't care two shakes of a rat's tail about what Tina went through… She can rot for all I care.
Selena: You're just a geek like everyone else, Kagura! Once I win and take over, no force on earth can stop me! Not no Bacon-Idiot, no Cragmite-Whatever, NOBODY!
Selena: I don't give two shakes of what happens to that snake!
Selena: I vote for Isaac. Guy has to go! Maybe I can make Whitney cry!
Selena: I was ranked… LOW?! I should be first! Not no geek like Isaac!
Maxwell: Like I always do…
Selena: Tina's gonna be going home! Tina's gonna be going home! You know, maybe I should SHOVE her off the cliff! It may be nerdy, but I snagged one of Alec's transformation potions before he left. If I transform into Maxwell, she'll think it's the real one! This'll be perfect!
Selena: And those fools never realized a thing… Time for step 2! Operation Manga Drop!
Selena: That rotten, cotton-filled sockpuppet! She stuffed all my fashion magazines inside that geek's bag, so I would throw it down by mistake! If I ever get my hands on you…
Selena: I gotta vote for Luka. If I can try to take out Tina, might as well start with her friends. And being she and Tina are somewhat tight…
Maxwell: Cause somewhere in the crowd, is you…
The audience and most of the contestants were all silent, and staring at Selena in anger, as the real Omelette stood up from behind the puppet stand.
"They taped me singing ABBA songs?" Maxwell asked.
"Sorry, Maxwell! I didn't know those were on the disc!" Omelette apologized to the otaku.
"It's fine, but I think Selena's about to have a meltdown…" Maxwell replied, as Selena was indeed fuming at the mouth. Seeing this, Omelette suddenly took out a MP3 player.
"I always wanted to use this music!" Omelette smiled, as she pressed a button on her MP3 player, as some music started to play. (Cornered, Phoenix Wright)
"Uh…" Selena started to say, as Omelette interrupted her.
"I still have the proof that you're not all sugarpops and popsickles, Selena Whintwood! You put me through some serious heck, thanks to a love letter I wrote! I wasn't even going to send that letter, I was letting stuff off my chest!" Omelette yelled out.
"Who was it for?" Tina asked.
"I'll tell you later. But in all seriousness, you are nothing short but a brat that gives nerds and geeks a hard time! In fact, Xander knows of your TRUE colors, even before I found out!" Omelette yelled out loud.
Selena was shaking her fist, as she finally snapped.
"Well, bravo, Omelette, you Bisexual BITCH!" Selena yelled out loud, causing everyone to gasp. "Yeah, I read that letter to Vikki! I laid it there for her to see! I thought you would vote yourself off out of fear and depression, but NOOO! That clown –BLEEP- had to –BLEEP- everything up!" [6]
"I rest my case, judge. Selena's true self has been found out." Omelette said, as she went off the stage.
Selena, seeing there was nothing left to do, and everyone found her out, suddenly kicked the applause podium.
"Wow, that was a sudden turn of events, but we all know who won this one…" Chris said, going on stage, waiting for a paper to be printed out.
…And the winner is… Omelette, with her brilliant redemption of the Phoenix Wright games!" Chris yelled out loud.
"Nice!" Omelette said, smiling.
"And as a prize for coming in first, you get immunity, as well as this…" Chris said, giving Omelette a gold statue of Chris. "It's an Immunity Idol. Use it at a campfire you think that you're at risk at, and the votes will go to the person with the second amount of votes."
"Thanks so much, Chris!" Omelette said, grinning.
"Anyways, you have ten minutes to decide on who to vote for… See you at the campfire!" Chris said, as he left.
"Well, all's well that ends well!" Omelette said with a smile. "Guess SOMEONE is going home!"
"Think again!" Selena yelled out, as she ran up the bleachers, and started to go up to what appeared to Kagura's face, however…
"Since my cover's blown, I may as start with YOU!" Selena said, as she shoved Kagura off the bleachers...
Kagura landed hard on the ground.
"Owww…" Kagura yelled out in pain.
"KAGURA!" Quentin yelled out, running down to check on his girlfriend. Seeing this, Selena started to run off.
"SELENA! You better run!" Tina yelled out loud.
"We gotta go after her!" Bob said.
"No, we have other things to do…" Tina said, looking at Kagura with sadness in her eyes.
Confessional: It's the hardest vote…
Tina: Even though we're both Asian, I have to vote for you, Kagura, so you can get treatment. I hope you'll forgive me…
Selena: I vote for Kagura! Why? Cause I can!
Bob: I vote for Selena! That was just uncalled for!
Hannah: I vote for Selena as well! If I could, I crush Selena like a tin can!
The Campers were at the Campfire. (The eliminated campers were already taken back to the Playa.)
"Campers… What happened?" Chris asked.
"Well, ask Selena! The stupid shoved Kagura down the bleachers!" Omelette shouted out loud.
"Well, I was using the bathroom, so pics, or it didn't happen." Chris replied.
"What?" Maxwell said.
"Now… If I call out your name, come up, and receive your marshmallow. Since Omelette received immunity, she gets the marshmallow first!"
"Ethan…"
"Bob…"
"Hannah…"
"Isaac…"
"Maxwell…"
"Nuva…"
"Danny…"
"Peter…"
"Tina…"
"Yuki…"
"Luka…"
Kagura and Selena were the last ones left. "Kagura. Selena. This is the final marshmallow of the evening, and tonight, it goes to…"
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"…Selena."
Selena caught her marshmallow, as she left the campfire. "See you losers later!"
Kagura sighed as she was lifted up with help from Yuki and Tina.
"Well, I made it to the Merge, that's gotta count for something." Kagura said.
"Well, only reason we voted for you is so you could get treatment. Don't feel too angry!" Maxwell replied.
"Why am I mad? You're just looking out for me, Maxwell-kun!" Kaugra replied.
Soon enough, she was accepting farewells from most of the campers.
"Bye, Kagura! I'm gonna miss being called Bob-Kun!" Bob said, trying to hold back tears.
"Don't feel sad, just focus on kicking Selena-Baka's butt!" Kagura replied.
"I shall give her one for you, Kagura." Hannah said.
Pretty soon, she was on the Boat.
"Sayonara, Total Drama! I didn't plan on getting on here, but it was still the best mistake ever!" Kagura said, as the Boat took her off into the horizion.
"Campers? You're all safe… for now." Chris said, as he took his leave, but turned around. "Oh, and Tina, Bob? You have a package from… someone named Ichigo? Anyways, it's in your cabin."
Tina, hearing that, suddenly ran towards the cabins, with Maxwell and Bob following suit.
In one of the cabins, laid a box, labeled to Tina and Bob.
"You think this was supposed to come in at the first merge?" Tina asked.
"I assume so." Maxwell said.
"Look, there's a DVD on top!" Bob replied, as Maxwell left the cabin, and came back with his DVD player. Popping the disc in, they watched the video from their friend…
Ichigo, the girl from the flashbacks, was in her room. It was decorated with Pokemon merchandise.
"Hey Tina, it's Ichigo here! I just wanted to say I'm so proud of you and Bob making it so far. I wish I was there with you, but I'm also glad that Isaac kid was able to open up again. Imagine if he hadn't been on the season..." Ichigo said, smiling.
"He'd still be a hakomotori, right?" A male voice asked.
"It's Hikokomori, and this isn't about us. Continue, Ichigo." Another male voice replied.
"Thanks Rory. Anyways, I have a present I want to give to you. It's a secret! I hope it will serve you well during your remaining time in the contest. Just think of it as a gift to you from your best friend! Trust me when I say I think you'll like it. Anyways, good luck at the contest, and good luck with Maxwell and Hannah!" Ichigo said, winking at the camera.
"And clear!" Rory shouted out loud, forgetting to turn off the camera.
"Thanks again for helping me you guys." Ichigo replied, with a smile.
"No problem. Glad to help." Rory said, smiling.
"Speak for yourself; I barely know her, and that's only because you're friends with her." The other voice replied, as the door opened to reveal an African-Canadian teenage male enter.
"Oh, you guys are filming something?" Asked said male.
"Yeah, we just finished!" Rory replied.
"Why is the camera on still?" The African-Canadian male asked.
The three looked at the camera, as Ichigo sighed.
"I'll turn it off…" Ichigo replied, as the camera turned off.
Tina smiled, seeing that her friend is as genki as ever. "No luck needed on winning Maxwell, I already won him!" She said, kissing Maxwell on the cheek.
"Hey, Bob's watching!" Maxwell said, blushing. "Plus, he still has to win Hannah..."
"Anyways, let's open the package!" Bob replied, ignoring Maxwell and seeing what appeared to be a Jigglypuff plush and a Cody plush. "Awesome! Now I can pair up Beth with my Cody doll!"
Tina looked at the Jigglypuff plush and smiled. But there seemed to be a bag that looked big. Curiously, she opened the bag to see what appeared to be a pink whip, with Tina's name engraved on the handle.
"Awesome…" Tina said to herself, holding back tears. "Wish I had you when I encountered that ugly creature…"
"Wait, what ugly creature?" Maxwell asked.
"Yeah, you WERE gone quite a while..." Bob replied.
"Well... It all happened when I played my Ocarina..." Tina said, telling her story...
Selena smiled, knowing she was safe. There was then a knock on the door. Danny was there, waiting for her.
"Hi, Selena! I really enjoyed how you took out that lame Japanese gal!" Danny said with a sadistic smile.
"It was like taking candy away from a candy! I felt she was popular, so I took her out! Anyways, what did you come here for?" Selena asked in annoyance.
"How about… We have an alliance! We can take out everyone on the island, until finally, the final three are us, and Peter!" Danny replied.
"I don't follow your logic…" Selena said.
"Think of it this way; if you, me, and Peter are the final three, the kids watching this will learn that our attitudes will be the way to act. Nerdiness will be a thing of the past!" Danny replied.
"Well, you got a deal!" Selena said, smiling cruelly. "I shall see it… That nerds, and geeks are soon going to be EXTIENCT!"
Chris is delivering the outro to the episode.
"And so, our Japanese Cutie, Kagura is gone. However, tomorrow's another day! Who will go home next? How will everyone react to Omelette being a Bi?"
"Um, is it okay for me, Woolfur, and Kanata to come out, yet?" Nerdi said, under the Dock.
"Find out next time, on…"
"Total!"
"Drama!"
"DICTIONARY!"
Kagura was on the Boat, headed to the Playa. Soon enough, a certain surfing nerd was waiting for her.
"Hi, Kagura! It's so uncool how Selena did that to you!" Quentin said.
"Yeah, but what's done is done. I should rest up and heal up." Kagura replied, taking it slow.
"Would a cuddle session help heal you faster?" Quentin said, with a smile.
Kagura smiled. "I think it just might, Quentin-Kun!"
VOTES
Bob, Hannah, and Kagura: Selena
Everyone Else: Kagura
ELIMINATED: Zero, Peter, Jeanette, Nuva, Danny, Francis, Gina, Xander, Candace, Ugra, Quentin, Omelette, Alec, Vikki, Ross, Whitney, Kagura
And so, Kagura is our next vote off. I liked writing for Kagura, and writing her Japanese Honorifics. She had potential, but sadly, this is how far she gone. But Selena WILL get her karma handed to her!
[1] The creature mentioned is a Crag Vreetoc, belonging to the Zirisian Princess series, belonging to CragmiteBlaster.
[2] Tina using the Ocarina is a shoutout to Ocarina of Time
[3] Once again, Ichigo belongs to AnOptimisticSnarker
[4] Irene and Yessica both belong to Cragmiteblaster
[5] Crowded Street Corner from Lufia 2 is what I gave Yuki as theme music
[6] This is a reference to a future one shot involving Vikki and Omelette called Bi the Way, being written by CragmiteBlaster
NEXT TIME: Lunchtime! How about a bologna sandwich made from rat meat?
BaconBaka OUT!
