Early in the morning, Jack fizzled in to see Chara, laughing his ass off. "Holy fucking shit, I'm weak! You stopped zombies with the Thriller dance! Fucking brilliant! Ok, you win! I'll leave you be. No more death, no more carnage. I got what I wanted." Jack wiped away a tear with one hand, whilst handing Chara a few DVD's with the other. The DVD's were all the attempts edited into movies. "Here you go, your copy. It's indestructible so don't bother. Just be glad I didn't stick to the book for It... I don't want to watch kids have sex in the sewer. Well on that fucked up note, I bid you farewell, Chara Benson." Jack smiled eerily as he phased out.
"I better make sure to keep this locked up ... It's better that those who don't remember the resets never know about this ..." Chara muttered to herself.
A few moments later, Zach woke up. He went to go check on Chara who was already up. "Chara? You ok? I know there had to be quite a few resets and I don't remember what happened during them... but I'm here if you need to talk." Zach explained. He then hugged and kissed her.
"I'm fine... all you remember is the Zombies, who were easily hypnotised by a little bit of Michael Jackson... there were worse things during the resets that I'm glad you or the kids won't be able to remember." Chara explained.
".. That bad huh? Hey I have an idea, how about we take the kids on a trip today, invite Zara's friends and cousins, and go to a farm? Lots of fall stuff to do, animals to pet, good food to eat, what do you say?" Zach offered.
"Yeah, that's great honey, you do that, I have something else I need to do." Chara explained as she went to lock up the DVD's, where nobody could find them.
"Alright, I'll call up the others." Zach stated. He invited everyone with little kids and babies to the farm.
As she was returning, Zara and Zacha came downstairs. "Morning mom ..." Zara said.
"... Hey, we were wondering ..." Zacha continued.
"... Can we invite the Zombies over for another dance party! Please Please Pleeeaaaasssseeee?" They both finished, giving Chara huge puppy dog eyes. Both of them were oblivious about the resets.
"Actually, I am going to set out some clothes for you, we are going out today, you can watch television." Chara said as she went upstairs to set out a couple of plaid blouses, jeans and cowgirl boots for the girls, she then made breakfast for them.
Meanwhile, Emma and Sariel were talking, waiting for the others to get up. "Wait a minute... Did you say the people you're DATING are cousins Sariel? Did Steven ask you out?! Or you ask him?!" Emma was shocked.
"Uhh, We're just friends, but tibia honest, he is really cute, though I don't know why, but I get the feeling that there's something he's not telling me." Sariel replied.
A while later, everyone arrived, except for Flowey and Buttercup, who, for them, being around so many herbivores was like being in a real life version of Jurrasic Park. "Well, Aluminia don't know what she misssin' out on." Winged Utf put on a western accent, whilst Mettaton was holding Silver, AKA the star in the next movie that involves humanoid robots or humanoid creatures made out of metal. Utf then went over to Zach. "Hey, thanks for inviting us down ... by the way, I'm glad you don't remember resets, because there's one that you're better off not knowing about." She explained.
Finn and his brother, Jake were invited by Zara, whilst Paedro was invited by Zacha. They all played together nicely and got along fine.
Frisk put Blanch on Spike's head to talk to Chara. "How are you faring?" She asked.
"A little tormented, otherwise okay... you?" Chara asked.
"Honestly, I still can't get that scene from 'Saving Private Ryan' out of my head. It's a good thing Emma didn't follow dad to where the resets were taking place. So. Much. Water. I'd never been more scared in my life." Frisk explained.
Most of the other parents were oblivious about the resets, however Chara got a phone call from Asgore, because Flowey wanted to talk to Chara. "Good thing, the scene from the movie 'Volcano didn't come up.' He exclaimed.
"Flowey... you know that isn't a horror movie..." Chara deadpanned.
"It is to me!" Flowey shouted.
"Alright kids, as long as at least two of you are together, you can wander around by yourselves if you want. Just don't leave the farm ok?" Zach instructed. Paedro went with Zacha, whilst Finn went off with Zara. Angiel went with Blanch and Silver to the petting Zoo.
Angiel was the first to spot a goat with her kids. "Heh, they look like you." Silver teased.
"Yeah... they do... only not all of them are completely white." Angiel shouted.
"Look, a lizard, it's so cute!" Blanch exclaimed.
Silver felt left out. "There's not any metal animals, not fair!" He exclaimed.
In the meantime, the adults watched the babies. What was surprising was that none of the infants could even walk, yet somehow, Shocker seemed to be able to crawl over to a small tree and climb up it, out of Angel's way. "Hey CC! Feels like it's been forever since we hung out." Zach exclaimed, turning to CC, who was watching Lucida along with GSans.
"Yeah, I've been so busy, it almost feels like someone forgot they were supposed to be writing for me..." CC Glared at the fourth wall, breaking it. "But yeah, the babies seem to like it here." She said as Lucida was happily playing in the hay.
"Mama ... dada..." Felan cried, pointing to the animals.
"Hey, what is it little one? You want to see the sheep?" Zach asked, lifting the infant up high enough, so that he could see the sheep. Felan started going estastic, making sheep noises, whilst petting the sheep. "Heh, I guess wolf instincts plus kindness soul equals love of sheep. You like the sheepy don't you?" Zach asked. An excited squeal came from Felan.
Maicoh was holding an apple, trying to make it fit in his mouth. "Having some trouble there Maicoh? Here, let's try this." Zach said as he got some apple sauce for Maicoh and some cider for himseelf and Chara. "Here you go buddy." Zach said. Maicoh ignored the plastic spoon that came with it and ate it with his hands. "... alrighty then. That yummy Maicoh?" Zach asked.
"Ya-yuh-yum!" Maicoh exclaimed, with his face covered in apple sauce.
"Hey Chara, look. He's getting his first tooth... looks sharp too." Zach exclaimed, noticing the tooth coming in.
"Yeah ... you're right..." Chara stated.
A little while later, the kids came back from their adventures in time for lunch. "Hey, you guys have a good time?" Zach asked.
"I saw lots of goats..." Angiel stated.
"Did any look like you?" Asriel aasked, ruffling his fur.
"Not really..." Angiel looked down sadly.
"There were lots of lizards, though they all had arms..." Blanch trailed off.
"Aww, that's fine, sweetie!" Spike said.
"Who needs arms anyway, with legs like these!?" Mettaton stated, to cheer Blanch up, which seemed to work. Everyone laughed at the well quoted line. Frisk remembered how he said that after she blew his arms off. "Say... Silver... how did you enjoy seeing the animals?" He asked.
"...Not at all..." Silver grumpily replied.
"What about some lunch?" Utf insisted.
"Don't want any!" Silver huffed.
"Okay, I guess you don't want apple pie for dessert later on then, which, might I add, is yur favorite." Utf stated.
"I'm not hungry." Silver stated.
"Don't eat then, you won't be getting anything till dinner." Utf warned.
Zara and Zacha spoke up next. "We loved seening the dogs rounding up the sheeep!" They both exclaimed. Finn was oblivious to Zara's flirting, which made Paedro a little jealous.
"WAIT A MINUTE! IF BOTH OF YOU ARE HERE, THEN WHO IS LOOKING AFTER ALLIE!? Papyrus fretted.
"Friend's house." Mettaton stated. Neither him, nor Utf wanted to notify everyone of Allie's girlfriend just yet.
"Hmm... Alrighty then, well let's get home, we still have magic club today." Zach stated as they all headed off, Zach bought souvineres for his kids, including a sheep plushie, made of real sheep wool for Felan.
A little while later, Emma and Sorial were hanging out, whilst Steven visited Sariel, who had introduced him to Sans, Toriel and Sorial. Hey Sariel- what's wrong?" Steven asked.
"Well, you never told me you had a cousin." Sariel responded
"Yeah... About that, I'm actually Adopted." Steven explained.
"Why didn't you tell me sooner? I only just learned from my cousin, who's dating Mac, that you two are cousins." Sariel mentioned.
"Probably should have mentioned that." Steven apologised. (Sorry, I need to borrow this OC) Steven looked up at the spelling for Sorial, early in the chapter, even earlier in the chapter at the spelling for Zacha, seeing as the 4th wall had been recently broken. "How do you pronounce these two?" He asked, writing down the names.
"Easy, Sorial is pronounced (soh-rye-al) and Zacha, though I haven't properly met Zara's 'twin' is pronounced (sasha)." Sariel explained.
Meanwhile, "So... I guess Mom and dad know now. So that's a thing..." Emma stated.
"Nah, not mom, only dad, I talked to dad after he woke up and he said he didn't tell her." Sorial explained.
"Speaking of relationships, have you noticed our teachers? They all look like high schoolers before the prom, all flirty and stuff... I wonder if anything's happened yet?" Emma wondered.
(Later, AOTP)
Zach came in through the portal, with the class for magic club. "Hey guys, we're here for- WHOA!" Zach was interrupted by everyone.
"Where were you!? We all thought you bailed on us!" Frisk asked.
"Yeah, we thought you cancelled magic club and didn't tell us!" Chara exclaimed.
"yeah, what happened?" Abigail asked.
Zach was bombbarded with more questions of a similar caliber. The first thing Zach noticed was that Hannah was starting to show more than when he'd last seen her. "There's so much you need to catch up on after the last two weeks there's-" This time, Frisk was interrupted.
"Hang on, two weeks?! Oh, the resets... geez it didn't feel that long... There were issues in our universe that need resets to solve... Now stay calm Chara, I don't want to trigger you, but Unknown was involved. It's taken care of now though." Zach explained.
"Wait... resets? Unknown? ... Seems Legit..." Chara stated, trying not to get triggered.
"Alright, so we're going to learn calm mind today, you can use it to soothe someone's mind, like this." Zach demonstrated by using it on Chara to calm them down. "Now then, grab a partner and put you hand on their head, you can use a baby if you want to. Let the magic flow through your hand gently and think soothing thoughts, it only works if you stay calm." Zach instructed.
The Kids went into the two groups to practice. Cameron went with Abigail to try and learn telikinesis. As he was getting the hang of it, Caterina's skirt lifted up, the neko was frantically trying to hold it down. Zach chuckled as Abi came up behind him, with a stern look on her face. "and this is why i don't wear skirts..." She stated, making Cameron lose focous, dropping the skirt.
Whilst the kids were practicing, Abigail pulled the kids over. "it's lucky, you escaped the reset loop today, cuz the big day's tomorrow, y'know... also, don't tell anyone i said this, but Daniel organised where everyone is sitting and he likes to ... well ... ship certain people together, so guess who will get a nasty surprise, when they find out where they're sitting? (Basically only the people in the AOTP universe and Zach's family, seeing as he frequents the universe will be attending).
A little while later, all the other kids finished up. "Hey Cameron, if it's ok, we want you to stay for a bit for you to catch up to the rest of the class. That ok?" Zach asked.
"I'll be good! Promise!" Cameron said, making a halo with his hands above his head.
"Alright, Abi will teach you calm mind while I take the other kids home. I'll be back." Zach said.
Abigail just remembered something. "Oh, hey Zach, I almost forgot, following elf tradition, you need to wear the colour of your flipped soul, y'know, green for you, red for Chara, Orange for Zara and Zacha and so on, because with Elves, the colour of their soul if it would be flipped into a human soul correlates to the type of magic we have. For example, I am a shapeshifter, which correlates closely with the human trait of Percerverance." She explained as Zach went to take the kids home.
Abigail then turned to Cameron. "now, Cam, after today, i will be away on vacation for two weeks so, Utf here will be teaching in my place okay?"
"... Okay, but I don't promise I'll be nice." Cameron said.
"I will see how well you behave with her teaching you the calm mind spell." Abigail stated.
"Now, Cameron, first thing's first, you need to be calm, and also not afraid of what the person you are calming is being tormented by. Now When I make this sound, I need you to practice calming Chara down. This sound is the sound of one of the things Chara is scared of, but not overly terrified, they've even agreed to repeatedly hear the sound for you." Utf explained.
Chara tensed up at the sound of a Gaster Blaster charging. Cameron went over to try the spell. It took a lot of concerntration, but after a few minutes, Chara relaxed. " Hey, where did that sound actually come from?" Cameron asked. Utf made the sound again, as well as some other sound effects, as well as some different fart noises, because all seven year old boys like fart noises. "COOL, how did you do that" Cameron asked so exitedly, he forgot to enounciate a question mark and exclamation point.
"Easy, magic ... and the fact that I'm a robot...hey, I betcha you can use the calming magic to make Sans over there fall asleep, he's the one who taught you telikinesis." Utf ecplained. Cameron only had to place a hand on Sans's skull and the lazybones fell asleep. "Hey, you like pranks? Well, lets go and graffiti that skull of his." Utf said. Both her and Cameron got a washable marker and drew stuff on his face. They even did the classical mostache and monocle. In addition, Sans had lips drawn on, as well as eyelashes, a harry potter scar and a skull and crossbones on each cheekbone.
"So...what now?" Cameron asked. Abigail had already disappeared off somewhere.
"Hmm, the calming spell, I just taught you works better with an empathy spell, so I'll teach you a simple one. It helps the user understand what their target is feeling, like you for example, feel ... right at home here." Utf explained
Cameron tried the spell. It took a while, but he finally sensed an emotion. "Hmm you feel love for-" Cameron was interrupted.
"Good ... good, listen, try it on someone else, and tell NOBODY what you felt!" Utf explained
Zach came back a little while later, actually just in the nick of time to stop Cameron from being a snoop. "Hey, sorry that took a while. Let's go get some dinner in you before you go home." Zach stated. Abigail went with the two of them, showing them a nice place to eat. Abigail was a regular, and seeing as it was run by humans, she put her hood over her face. "Yeah, we can get you home after this." Zach explained.
Cameron looked down. "Yeah, OK, we can go after this." There was no emotion to his voice whatsoever.
"... Cam, what's your home life like? Do you have brothers or sisters?" Zach asked.
"...I'm an only child... mom and dad call me a mistake... it's quiet most of the time, whenever dad's angry, mom takes me out to the movies, whenever mom's angry, dad takes me bowling. ... The ting is ... when they're both angry at each other, they yell at me and hit me as if it's my fault. It's not like I can block it out, I'm not allowed to ask for anything, I'm not even allowed friends over. On rare occasions ... when the doors and windows aren't locked, I run over to a friend's house. They don't seem to notice ... or care that I'm gone...evryday, they come home, with some smelly drink in a bottle that they made me said it tasted good. I snuck some and it was as as disgusting as it smelled. Another thing they always do, which looks silly is they eat white powder with their nose..." Cameron explained.
"Cam... that is abuse and neglect. on the highest level... no child should ever be hit or yelled at. also, you having to run away from home means that something's not right. also, the stuff they're 'eating' with their nose is against the law, along with how they're treating you. It's a wonder you even manage to stay there." Abigail explained.
"... Cam, if you're ever in danger at home, I want you to call me. We have many places you could go where you'd be safe... Ok? Promise me you'll call?" Zach added.
"Okay, I promise, " Cameron agreed.
In the meantime, back in the Q&AWTG universe, Will gathered all the babies. "Baaabanaaab (Alright babies, time for questions. Which do you prefer, breast milk or formula?)" He asked. Most of the male babies babbled something that translated into 'booby milk', whilst a few preffered formula, including those who, never experienced breast milk.
"Chocho!" Maicoh and Felan both said, meaning they prefer chocolate milk.
"FAH ...FUH ... FARK! SH... SHI ...! ... FARKSHI!" Impact said, making Will stare at him curiosly. Impact learned that from when Cameron swore in class.
"Baa...baaa...baaaaaad" Asrelic bleated, though Will swore he could hear the infant boss monster say 'bad'.
"Falaaaababoo( Which of you are Mama's boys or Daddy's girls or the reverse gender versions?)" Will asked. All the babies looked on in confusion.
The only exception was the triplets all repeating 'Mama, dada'
"Gabbaaaa (Who is your best friend?)" Will asked. All the babies clung to their best friends. The triplets clung to each other, Angel tried to cling to shocker, but he crawled away, climbing the curtain. Lucida went over to the triplets to show that she was friends with them. The two human babies also clung to each other.
"ABAAAAAAABBB( EVERYONE!)" Impact and Fixydysys babbled loudly.
"Hey, look!" Will exclaimed as he turned the celing fan on. Shocker looked worried about coming down. "Alright, let's try this..." Will said as he turned the ceiling fan off and put the vaccum cleaner on, which frightened a few of the babies, Shocker scurried further up the curtain.
A little while later, Will was hanging out with Patricia "So I heard the others went to a farm today, and I got an idea... You ever wanted to try a 'roll in the hay'?" He asked.
"Sure... there's a barn not too far from here!" Patricia explained as they went to have adult fun in the hay bales.
Just after Will and Patty left, a beast, which looked like a humanoid cheetah with glass stained patterns, seemed to be stalking the house of Zach and Chara. "Heh, too easy. This will be a good feast for me." The beast was about to attack, but they were kicked in the side.
The beast was kicked by none other than Steven. " Going somewhere?" Steven asked.
"Heh, and what can a measly human such as you do?" The beast retorted. Steven seemed to be scratching at the ground as he transformed. "Your- YOUR!" The beast stammered, standing back in fear.
As the light faded, a blue warewolf stood in Steven's place and all that was left of the beast was shattered pieces of crystals. "Heh, that was quick." The Garulu warewolf stated, before turning back into Steven. "Hopefully no one saw me" Steven said as he ran off at twice the speed of light.
A bit of the noise woke Zach up. Zach got a whiff of a strange scent and decided to investigate in the morning, not seeing anyone and wanting to get back to sleep.
