Mewtwo


We're in the DLC zone. Be careful, we just pay with money.

Sorry if I sucked last chapter. Was another place, rushed the chapter but I'm too lazy to rewrite it.

STORY IS NOW!


*starts call*

Batman: What is this creature?

Robin: That's Mewtwo, a genetic clone of Mew created by Team Rocket.

Batman: So that's where the 'Two' comes from.

Robin: I heard Mewtwo was pathetic in the last Smash it was in but was powered up in this Smash.

Batman: Improvement, I like it.

Robin: Also he's DLC.

Batman: DLC? We had to pay for him to be here.

Robin: Yup, we did...you're rich enough.

Batman: Doesn't mean I'll pay for this.

Robin: Hey, I'm having money problems already. You're a billionaire, Bruce. Suck it up.

Batman: Tim, just get back to stopping muggers or something.

Robin: Okay, okay, I will.

Criminal: No wait, don't-WAAAAAAAAA-

*ends call*


I just wanna play Pokémon already right now.

STAY TUNED!