Hey, everyone! This is Pastrinator64 with a bonus chapter for THE GLITCH. Here we watch what happens after Pastrinator64 leaves his friends at the bakery as Super Pasty. Now he has to protect his home planet of Poptarticus, if you remember, from a disgusting olive monster named Olivicious. So, what happens next?
So please, enjoy this bonus chapter and read from Pastrinator64's POV.
BONUS CHAPTER: Pastrinator64's Adventure
As pastrinator64 fell down into the darkness of the black hole, he thought to himself,
"Well, I guess this is it. Here I am, falling to my death, ready to be sucked into a black hole of disgusting olive oil. Dang, and everything started out so well this morning..."
Earlier that day...
Pastrinator64 looked back at his friends, who were still standing by the bakery, all waving goodbye. He sighed, but then looked on out to the sky. He had just been able to spend enough time with his friends at the bakery, but now it was his duty to return to his home planet of Poptarticus in the Gooey Galaxy, where the evil being named Olivicious was threatening to wipe it off the face of the universe with its disgusting vegetable powers.
Thankfully, with the help of his trainer Master Mapley, Pastrinator64 was finally able to receive the ancient and all-powerful Powertart, enabling him to turn into Super Pastry by harnessing its energy. Now that he had raised his power level up to 500,000 he knew that he could become a match against Olivicious, who was the same power level.
Pastrinator64 flew through the sky, his marshmallow cape billowing behind him. Finally, he reached open space, and he formed a casing of transparent Poptart tinfoil packaging to keep himself from suffocating. He looked around at the blackness of the universe, and then closed his eyes.
He focused his mind, calming himself, searching for his planet, which was quite far from Earth. After a few minutes, he opened his eyes. He could sense his planet, but its energy was slowly fading.
"Olivicious! He's killing the people of Poptarticus! I must stop him!" he thought.
Pastrinator64 closed his eyes again and put two fingers to the bridge of his nose. In a few moments, he disappeared, traveling at light-speed through space, and a second later he appeared again, standing in their global space station. He ran quickly over to the translucent blueberry-filling-crafted window, and he looked through it at Poptarticus below. Explosions of black were occurring all over the face of the frosted planet, smoke was billowing up, polluting the sweet-smelling atmosphere with disgusting olive smell.
"He must be turning my beautiful planet into one giant disgusting vegetable! How dare he!" he thought.
Pastrinator64 looked around at the space station, which was completely deserted.
"Well," he muttered, backing up to face the window. "It's no use staying here, I've got to go and defeat Olivicious!"
Pastrinator64 ran and jumped at the window, but curled into a ball in midair, transforming his entire body into blueberry filling, letting him squeeze right through the window. He uncurled and returned to his normal Super Pasty form. He put his arms back and rocketed forward on a trail of sugary Nyan-Cat-like rainbows. He stopped once he was through the sugar-mist atmosphere of Poptarticus.
His people were scattering, screaming, absolutely terrified. Dead bodies lay everywhere, all different colors of fillings oozing out from their corpses. pastrinator64 clenched his fists in rage, and used his sugar-detecting X-ray vision to find Olivicious. He looked around, seeing all different high levels of sugar content, and then in the distance he detected a sudden drop of sugar content, seeing a black splotch in his vision.
Pastrinator64 rocketed towards the black splotch and his vision returned to normal. In less than a minute, he stopped in midair and looked out in the distance to see the evil Olivicious hovering over the capitol city of Frosticera.
Olivicious was a very huge man, his skin was pitch black like an olive, and his muscles bulged, covered in a slick layer of olive oil. His hair was long and composed of black olive vines. His head was a large, ugly, black olive that oozed poisonous olive juices through the eyes and mouth. Pastrinator64 growled and zoomed forward at Olivicious, who spotted him and backed up. Pastrinator64 stopped in front of the evil olive monster, and they grimaced at each other for a few seconds.
"Ah, Super Pasty! I've been waiting for you! I heard that Master Mapley has been training you to maintain this form of yours." declared Olivicious.
"Yes, I have. I have come to stop you from destroying my home planet of Poptarticus." retorted Pastrinator64.
Olivicious laughed, coughing out a splatter of olive juice.
"STOP ME?! HAHAHAHAHAAAA! You dare try and overcome my vegetable powers with those little candy toys of yours?! You are a thickheaded fool!"
Pastrinator64 grimaced harder and clenched his fists.
"I do not believe that I am the thickheaded fool, here, you slippery ball of disgust. You will not continue with your terrorization over my planet, I am the rightful protector, and I WILL destroy you, even if it costs me my life..." muttered pastrinator64, feeling his anger spike.
Olivicious grinned evilly and said,
"How touching. I am sure that your people here on Poptarticus will feel grateful for your sacrifices. Or at least, UNTIL I KILL YOU!"
Olivicious reached back and grasped two of the black olive vines, then ripped them from his head. He cracked them in the air, turning them into lethally poisonous whips. Pastrinator64 reached into a sheath strapped to his back and pulled out his own weapon. This was a huge four foot-long sword, twisted together and crafted from the flaming metal wires of a toaster, and it burned with deadly heat, sparking and glowing with singing fire. Just as the two lunged for each other, the dramatic song "Palladio" by Escala began to play.
Pastrinator64 dodged a crack from his olive whips, and then sliced forward with his superheated wire sword, creating a burning gash across Olivicious's arm. Olivicious cracked his whip again, just nicking Pastrniator64's ear. Pastrinator64 flew up and brought his fiery sword upon his black olive head, but missed and was whipped in the back painfully as he was steadying himself. Olivicious screeched and lunged forward, his vine hair rising up. Pastrinator64 turned around and dodged a bunch of snaps from his tendrils hairs, but then one grabbed his leg, and he was hurtled downward into a nearby syrup river.
He flew up out of the syrup river and spat out a mouthful of it. Syrup was covering him from head to toe, and he was a lot slower. Olivicious zoomed downward and cracked his whip, wrapping it around Pastrinator64's ankle. He lifted up his whip, then brought it down, smashing Pastrinator64 on the ground, and then flung him in the other direction. Pastrinator64 smashed into a building made of fudge, hurtling right through the side and into another building. Through the hole he had created in the building, Pastrinator64 saw Olivicious zooming towards him with his olive whips outstretched.
Pastrinator64 broke free from the building behind him and reached back into his weapon bag, pulling out a clump of cherry bombs. Just as Olivicious was through the fudge building he bit off the stem of a cherry bomb and threw it into Olivicious's screeching mouth. He flew down at the ground below as Olivicious's stomach exploded, and he curled up inside his deflective marshmallow cape to avoid being hit by the splatter of poisonous olive oil.
Pastrinator64 uncurled from his ball and saw Olivicious breaking through the side of the building with his entire belly blasted open and oozing olive oil. Pastrinator64 flew away, but was whipped in the back by an olive vine. He hurtled down and smashed into the cherry-frosted pavement of the capitol. Up in the air, Olivicious raised his hands, his whips levitating up into the air. In between then, a dark ring of black energy formed, and in a few seconds it grew to the size of a beach ball in between the two vines.
Olivicious whipped his vines downward, sending the ring right towards Pastinator64, who dodged it, and then flew up and away. As he was flying, he looked back to see that the black ring of energy was zooming after him. Pastrinator64 continued to fly, and as he was doing so he cupped his hands together, forming a super-concentrated ball of lethal sugar, which he hurled behind him.
The sugar ball collided with the disk, making it explode in a mix of olive oil and white sugar. Pastrinator64 looked up, and immediately was met in the face with a deadly olive whip, which slashed across his face. As he was hurtling downwards he could feel hot strawberry filling oozing out from his wound, blinding him.
Pastrinator64 flew away, wiping away the filling so he could see. He just barely missed a crack from Olivicious's whip. Just as the creature was pulling back to whip him again, he hurtled forward and stabbed him with his fiery sword of wires.
Olivicious was launched into the distance, smashing through another fudge building. Pastrinator64 flew after him, and before Olivicious could get his back out of the building's side Pastrinator64 stabbed his sword all the way through Olivicious's already blasted-open stomach, going all the way into the wall. Olivicious screeched in anger and pain, and then kicked Pastrinator64 in the face, making him flip backwards. Before Pastrinator64 could fly back and attack, Olivicious yanked the sword out from his olive-oil-gushing stomach and ducked down to dodge.
Pastrinator64's fist lodged into the fudge, which he quickly broke free from, and then turned around to see Olivicious flying backwards, holding his sword. He rocketed at Olivicious, and Olivicious cracked two of his whips, both wrapping around his neck. The monster swung to the side, hurling Pastrinator64 into another building.
Pastrinator64 growled and looked up, seeing Olivicious rocketing towards him with his rightful sword. Just as Olivicious was near him, he flew to the side, and then started whirling in supersonic speed around Olivicious, twisting him together with the sugary rainbows than flowed from his cape. Once he was all tied up, Pastrinator64 rocketed upward, dragging Olivicious with him. Soon he was high up into the atmosphere of Poptarticus.
Pastrinator64 flew underneath the entangled Olivicious and grabbed his fiery sword of wires. Then, he flew up above, retracted the monster's binds and stabbed the sword into his chest. The two of them hurled down at Frosticera, and in a matter of seconds, they collided with the ground, creating a huge crater.
Pastrinator64 pushed hard down on his sword, sending it deeper into Olivicious's chest and right into the ground below. Olivicious let out a terrible screech, coughing up poisonous black olive oil, practically drowning in his own fluids.
"I warned you before, you disgusting vegetable, that I would destroy you, and now you will die a slow and painful death for what you have done..." muttered Pastrinator64.
Olivicious stared at him with gaping black eyes, and then grimaced.
"I... Am... Not... Finished... With... You..."
Suddenly, the olive vine tendrils that were Olivicious's hair lashed out and grabbed Pastrinator64, and then our sugary hero was thrown into the air with his magic marshmallow cape ripped off. He could no longer fly, and from below, Olivicious took his last breath and exploded, turning into a black hole of disgusting olive oil. As pastrinator64 fell down into the darkness of the black hole, he thought to himself,
"Well, I guess this is it. Here I am, falling to my death, ready to be sucked into a black hole of disgusting olive oil. Dang, and everything started out so well this morning... Woah! I'm having déjà vu."
But then, when all hope seemed lost, Pastrinator64 remembered that he still had someone to save him from his vegetable-death. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a Heal Ball.
"Nyan Cat, I choose you!" he shouted.
pastrinator64 threw the pinkish Pokeball while falling and it exploded in a blast of light, and Nyan Cat came out. Nyan Cat flew down and started meowing, and Pastrinator64 grabbed its tail. Together they flew away from the olive oil black hole safely. While he was flying, he looked back at his home planet in despair, watching it crumble to... Crumbs.
But then he looked on with Nyan Cat for another planet. He thanked the Poptart god Frosticus that his wife Sprinkles had gone on vacation that week to the nearby planet of Resort-R-Us, because otherwise she would have been killed in the olive oil black hole. Now that their planet was gone, it was up to him and his wife to bring back the Poptartian race.
THE END
Well, that was fun to watch. Who knew pastrinator64 was such a good fighter? And also, hurrah for victory over vegetables and all that is slimy and green! Well, I hope you enjoyed this bonus chapter. For now, goodnight, and goodbye, and I'll see you on June 24th with the first chapter of my sequel to THE GLITCH: VOiD.
~Pastrinator64
