Chapter 52: Meanwhile!
A/N: Well here is my second Meanwhile story. This will all occur as if it is a video conference, because well, it pretty much is.
A computer screen turns on revealing a symbol that appears to be a mechanical eyeball. After a few moments this fades, revealing a list of "Local Agents". A cursor moves around the screen for a few moments before selecting one of the agents.
Mothman-"This is agent Mothman, I have a fantastic opportunity to expose the alien! Someone respond!"
Darkbootie—"Well I would love to help you Agent Mothman, buuuttt, uh, the coffee machine just exploded and I have to clean it up"-
Moth man—"but the oppprtunity isn't for a whole week"-he attempted to explain.
Darkbootie-"Oh, weeeellll, the coffee sort of mixed with some rocket fuel so it's gonna be a lot harder to get the stain out. I'll probably be trapped in here for no less than two weeks"-he then signed off leaving moth man to annoy someone else.
Moth man-"okaaayyyy then, Agent Tunaghost! Tell me you're free to help!"-the silhouette can be seen on the screen for a few moments before disappearing. Visibly disheartened by this Moth man still continues.
Moth man-"Agent DisembodiedHead! I know I've annoyed you in the past but if you'll just help me this one time you'll be able to see the alien first hand"-he spoke quickly to be avoid being hung up on. The silhouette of a man with a bird on his shoulder simply stares at him for a few moments before the bird flies off.
Moth man-"Hey, where'd your bird go?"-at this moment a cyborg hawk-parrot smashes through Moth man's window and begins clawing and pecking at his face. After a few moments of cowering in terror he reaches out grabs the bird by the neck and tosses it out the window. He then activates some form of storm sheltering which covers the windows.
Moth man-"Agent Nessie? I don't suppose you happen to be free a week from now?"-he only had two options left, and he needed some help for this mission.
Nessie-"What's the matter Moth man? Need help eating some waffles? Or does Bigfoot need to borrow a power drill?"-Moth man cringed as he was made fun of.
Nessie-"no wait! You want to pick on that weird foreign exchange student don't ya?"-Nessie then began to laugh hysterically at moth man's apparent insanity before hanging up.
Dejected, moth man directed his mouse so that the cursor on the screen moved towards name of the only agent close enough to help him.
Moth man-"Agent Evil Dolly, I don't suppose you happen to be free a week from now?"-he asked of the networks newest member to live in his area. After a few moments of nothing a silhouette with two pairs of antenna-like pig tails for a hairdo appeared.
Evil Dolly-"Awww that's really sweet Moth man, but every guy I go on a date with ends up either dead, in the emergency room, or in a coma. Besides I'm practically twice your age"-this agent was particularly sarcastic about it all.
Moth man-"That's not what I meant! So are you free?"-he asked of the female agent.
Evil Dolly-"listen, you obviously haven't heard. But I only joined the network to learn how to destroy possessed toy-painting-thingies, and to get my friend off my back about being anti-social"-the somewhat irate woman explains.
Evil Dolly-"So unless your little plans involve a magical trash compactor or a rocket aimed directly at the sun…I don't care."-she stated rather bluntly.
Moth man-"Well the alien may have a few spaceships you could use"-he hoped to entice her into helping him.
Evil Dolly-"…okay, I am listening, maybe I can get some entertainment from this" the last part was said under her breath so he didn't hear it.
Moth man-"Well, next Wednesday the alien menace will be distracted trying to convince the school teachers and children that he is normal" Moth man pulled up a picture of a bizarre green house. "While he is distracted with that, you should be able to break into his base, it looks like a normal house, but there is a hole massive alien base beneath it" next came a picture of a green dog next to a robot. "This is his guard dog-robot, it shouldn't be much of a threat, just give it some taco's or something" he paused to see what she thought.
Evil Dolly-"Okaayyy, and if it turns out that this is just a normal kid with a skin condition, I'll end up getting arrested for breaking and entering"-She easily shot down his plan. Mere moments after she finished talking a doll-like silhouette landed on her head. "Hey mother, who's your friend there—oh sweet zombie Jesus! Look at the head on that one!" the doll entity screamed as it pointed at Moth man's cranium. "Seriously! Look at it! It looks like it's about to implode like a black hole!" Evil Dolly then grabbed the doll off her head.
Mothman-"My heads not big"-he stated meekly as she began screaming at the doll.
Evil Dolly-"How many times do I have to fucking lock you up before you fucking stay!" she shook and squeezed the entity. Soon some sort of bizarre struggle began that ended with the camera being launched through the door. It came to rest in the middle of a hallway, where the image of Tenna and Squee eating spaghetti-o's is transmitted before it lost power.
A/N: Well this was an interesting chapter now wasn't it! A pretty good lead in to the Parent teacher Night one(s) that will be coming up shortly.
