A/N: And now comes the beginning of the great Shelob scene everyone's been waiting for! Yay!

Scene 55

(Frodo is walking through the haunted mansion when he gets caught in web stuff.)

Frodo: Ahh! It's not sticky! What is it?!

Gollum: (in the distance) Was it supposed to be sticky precious? Was it supposed to be sticky?

Frodo: What are you doing Gollum?

Gollum: Just using the potty precious. Good news, the toilet paper's not sticky.

Frodo: Good to know...

(Frodo takes out lightsaber and cuts through web. He sees a spider shadow.)

Frodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! What is it?!

Gollum: A spider precious, yes, a spider.

Frodo: Well, you're taking way too long, get out here.

Gollum: Well, well, we clogged the toilet precious.

Frodo: Argh. M-m-mommy?

(Spider shadow moves closer. Frodo screams and runs. Gets caught in giant web and struggles to get free.)

Gollum: (singing) Naughty little fly, why does he cry, caught in a web, soon you'll be (dramatic silence) eaten.

Frodo: Gollum, are you still in the bathroom?

Gollum: No, we never were in the bathroom precious.

(Spider shadow gets closer. Frodo cuts his way out and starts to run.)

A/N: And what will happen next? Read the next scene to find out.