Okay, I may as well get this one written right now, so I can be all completely caught up before the new one today. Heh, I didn't even need to use the long weekend for it! This one is purely comic relief. I wonder if we can make it to a hundred chapters by the end of the school year...hmm...
Chapter 49
Science
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Yay! We start awesomely!!!!!!
Are you feeling okay?
Triangle square circle!!!! pi times infinity equals E!
Of course I'm feeling okay! In fact, I've never been platapusier!
...Did you take something from Emmett?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
NO! OF COURSR -drifts into squiggly lines-
Fuck. You both did, didn't you?
....Maaaaaybe...
-giggle- Don't swear, Rhys...it's noranlue.
Noranlue?
Whoop dee doop dee doo.....
-total laughter, can't breathe- I was...tr-trying to......say......"No, it's...not...or-orange.....or b-blue..." -tears streaming down cheeks, laughing so insanely hard-
Well...I have nothing to say to that...
E equals a2b2c2d2e2f2g2h2i2j2k2l2m2n2o2p2q2r2s2t2u2v2w2x2y2z2!!!
RHYS! SETH LLAMA GUN!!!!
-faceedward-
-FACEPLANET- -slams face into the ground-
-FACESKY- I like helium...it makes me feel gooooooooooooooooooooood.....
Oooookaaay...I'm taking you two home...better yet, I'll call Esme.
FLARGLSNARGLAGFARLAGFALA!!!
No, it's MKALABBKZXVOBFARRH
-calls Esme- She'll be here in 5 minutes.
/// \\\ -_- O_o ^-^ Oeeeeeee.....////// eeeeee............. -picture of a flower-
NOES! SHE'LL MAKE US DO HUMPING JACKS!!!
So I'll be here by myself....-gets idea-
We should go...WE CAN EAT MORE OF EMMETT'S MAGIC CAKE!!!
.........that smile scares me, Rhys.....-is slightly calming down-
Nothing for you to worry about.....OH LOOK. Esme is here. Go. GOOOOO!!
-goes-
NOOOOOOO!!!! I WANNA LIIIIIIVE!!!!
Mom. Go. Or I'll run away with Seth and never come home.
AHHHHHHHH.......-leaves-
-calls Carlisle- Do you think you could get Seth in as an exchange student?
Yes...why? (A/N: I'm saying that's Carlisle for now, in case you didn't get that...not to say it won't be used for a different random character in later chapters, but whatevs.)
I need company.
Sure....he'll be there soon. -hangs up-
So what now?.....OH MY GOD!
WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
YAAAAAYY!! -suddenly is sad- Emmett didn't have any more cake.......-starts crying-
O-O
AAAABBBBVVVVCCCC GEEEEK
-still crying- T-th-th-the cake!!!!!
-slaps- MOM! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!!!
/ THIS / SPACE / VOID / SO / HA
-starts crying harder- DADDY!!! RHYS HIT MEEEE!!!
-faceface-
SO?
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And that's that for that! I can see why Alex enjoys making Alice crazy...IT'S FREAKING FUN!!! Anyway, I'll post this now. If you're good, I'll update after school when I get home. If not...you'll have to wait till tomorrow. And considering the fact that I have the day off tomorrow, there's a good chance you won't get a chapter cuz I'll be busy doing other stuffs. Anyway, REVIEW!
