Author's Rant: Gosh I love these two so very much. ^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own or make any profit from the use of the Naruto characters. I'm simply borrowing them for enjoyable reasons.


Dear Fans of Fanfiction

With all of my missions, having to grade my tests and going through the sessions of training upcoming rookie ninja. . . when exactly would I find the time to fawn over Kakashi sensai as you all mostly put it? We're both very busy men and cannot find the time to laze about and inquire on the wild fantasties of you lowly perverted people.

I would not dream of looking upon my superior in such a distasteful way.

Whenever I see him, he's given a greeted smile like any other shinobi. Nothing special about that in the least.

. . . It just gets a bit warm when walks by my class and smiles with that look in his eye.

Signed Iruka Umino.


Dear Fans of Fanfiction

I'm irresistible, end of story. It can't be helped. If Iruka tends to stare at my body when I happen to walk by his classroom, its his own fault. Actually, no its mine. To be born with the looks of a defined wolf and the charisma of a stylish God, it can be understandable why some of you would believe he questions his own sexuality.

Especially when he's around me. I've seen the way he looks when I glide by his classroom.

Personally, I believe he's gay myself. The spandex around his . . . ahem certain parts look as tight as Guy's. Makes you wonder who he's thinking about when you look at him.

Signed Kakashi Hatake.


TBC: Gotta love Kakashi and Iruka. ^_^