Kiff: Epic battle time! And this time… (whips out machete) NO HOLDING BACK!
Fangs: (turns to reader) It's like WG is still here.
FF2: Well what the bloody hell are we waiting for? Lets get to it!
FF2, Fangs, and Kiff's Reviewer Thanks
Luckycool9 (Fangs): I guess even Chase has his limits, huh? And that's a mother for you, always looking out for her kids. She will be missed :.( And we'll throw a song in, don't worry… there's just a lot of tension in the air. And yeah, GIR is funny.
NarniaCrazyGirl (Kiff): …My head hurts from all that math…; And they didn't split up, half of them just fell through a trap-door WHICH I might add was totally over-used in that last chapter!; You think Lamone is the scariest OC? …Well, I have to agree with you on that.; And you honestly thought that, in a story that involves wizardry, we'd leave out Harry Potter? Heck no!
Scoobycool9 and Erica (FF2): Up and down… that's cartoon logic for you; So was I! =D ; Glad you liked the quote, but allow me to handle Finneas personally (you can have whatever's left); Since we have some teens from Brooklyn, and they're in a rage, I'd say that would be a good idea.
Tracker78 (Fangs, FF2, then Kiff): Aw, thanks sweetheart, glad we have an angel on our side ^-^; Hopefully you come back into the story, Track, we could use your help; If you see WG, tell her we miss her!
FF2: …Anyone want to do the disclaimer?
Kiff: Considering we've got an epic battle to go through and everyone's pretty much got it memorized, I say we skip it.
Fangs: I'm with Wherever Boy. Lets get going!
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Silver's shoulders shook, unable to comprehend what he had seen. Nightshade, the werewolf-half of his mother, the only part of her he still had, was gone… and if that wasn't enough, WG was gone as well. He gritted his teeth and stood up, slashing open a portal. "C'mon!" he snarled.
"What about Max and Harry?" Puggsy pointed out.
Silver paused, then ran and opened up the caskets. Max's eyes shot open and he stumbled out, breathing heavily. "What did you do?" he asked. "Have you defeated Finneas yet?"
"No, but we're about to," Silver said, bitterly.
"Damn…"
"What's wrong, Max?" Fangface asked.
"Lets just say, you shouldn't have opened up that casket yet. Finneas put a hex on me," he pointed at a necklace around his neck. "He says the curse won't be lifted unless he's beaten… otherwise I can't take this necklace off."
"We'll see about that," Silver said, reaching for the necklace, but Max smacked his hand away.
"No, you idiot! I mean I CAN'T take this necklace off! It's the only thing that keeps Finneas' curse from being unleashed…"
"What's his curse?" Johnny asked.
Max was about to reply, but was interrupted by a moan, and Harry stepped up. "Where am I…?" he asked, then arched an eyebrow at them. "And who are you?"
"Fangs, Puggsy, Johnny, Emily, Max and I'm Silver," Silver told him. "I'm… the werewolf-half of your son, Shaun."
"Shaun!" Harry gripped Silver by the shoulders. "Is he alright? What happened to him? What about Joanne? Did they make it to the train?"
Silver bit his bottom lip. "Shaun made it… but Mom didn't." he winced, but shook it away. "That was several years ago, though. Where have you been?"
Harry sighed. "The last thing I remembered was that I was fighting off these cloaked men. I appariated to King's Cross, but didn't see any sign of Joanne nor Shaun. I thought they were safe, and went back to my wife, Ginny. We had dropped off our kids with my friends, Ron and Hermione, and on our way home we were attacked by this dark wizard, Finneas. I appariated him and I to a different location so he couldn't harm the rest of my family… but he managed to change the location and take me to this deserted land, where several more cloaked figures waited for me. I was hit with a spell from behind that stunned me, and Finneas struck me with another spell and everything went black."
"He didn't kill you?" Fangface asked.
"No… apparently he heard my tale of how I defeated Voldemort, and was afraid he might end up like his brother,"
"Finneas and Voldemort were brothers?" Silver gasped. "Wow… they didn't put THAT in the books."
"No one thought Finneas existed at the time. He then decided to 'take out my heart', however that worked… I just knew that when I woke up, I woke up surrounded by darkness, until I heard Nightshade's voice. She said she'd protect my heart until she found me again… and now here I am. But where is she?"
Silver sighed. "She used a key-blade that unlocks all hearts to give your heart back… but she lost her life doing so." he clenched his fists, trying not to shed a tear. "She freed my heart too, and Max's…" he shook his head. "We've got to find Finneas and stop him before he hurts anyone else!"
Harry nodded. "Right… I just need a wand,"
"You can use this one," Puggsy said, handing Harry a black wand with a pearl-white handle. "It belongs to my cousin, Lamone. I've been using it for a while,"
Harry examined the wand, his eyes wide. "So the legends are true…"
"What legends?" Johnny asked.
Harry held up the wand. "Your cousin might not have realized it, Puggsy… but this is the first half of the x-wand."
Silver's jaw dropped. "What?" he gasped in disbelief.
"Yes… it's the wand of Light, and the only match against the Elder Wand. They say, when the two are combined, it will become the ultima-wand, and will either bring eternal light into the world… or send it into eternal darkness."
"You mean… My brother had the key to the fate of the world… and he never SAID ANYTHING?" Johnny exclaimed, stunned. "I don't believe it! I do NOT believe it! Ye'd t'ink yer own twin brother would fill ye in about t'ese sort of things!"
"That's not ALL he was hiding," Puggsy scoffed. "Did he ever mention that I'm your guys' brother, too?"
"WHAT? We had a little brother, and he never TOLD ME? Good Lord, what ELSE didn't he tell us?"
Lamone is Puggsy's older brother? Fangface thought, shocked.
"(gulp) That would explain why he was really mad when we tried to attack Puggsy in the past few chapters…" Fangs thought.
"Er, hey Pugs? (grr) Lamone knows we're great buddies, doesn't he? He knows I wouldn't really HURT you (grr) right? I mean, all those times we harassed you was just a bit of fun, you know?" Fangface said to Puggsy, nervously.
Puggsy gave him a look, then turned to the others. "C'mon, lets get back to the others." he said. Silver opened a new portal and they stepped through.
"We're doomed," Fangs gulped, mentally.
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As FF2 stood in front of Finneas, their wands raised, he thought about all the evil sorcerer had done to him and his friends. Finneas then shot a spell at him, but FF2 deflected it, and soon Sephiroth, Ghost Face, Keith and Jessica lunged forth to fight the others. "You don't have much of an army with you today, Finneas," the co-author taunted. "My friends and I have you outnumbered!"
Finneas smirked. "Oh? Then lets bring them down, shall we?" he sneered, then zapped the ground, making the whole castle shake and rumble!
Up above, Toni tried to keep her balance. "Whoa! What's going on?" she shouted.
"It's an earth-shake!" Kiff cried on another level.
*CRASH!*
Within seconds, everyone in the castle had fallen through the floor into the basement, a chunk of the ceiling gone and letting moonlight shine in. "Well… on the bright side… we didn't have to walk so much to get back to the others…" Rascal pointed out.
"Shut up," Luca grunted.
The heroes stood up, looking ahead… seeing that Finneas had a larger army than they thought. They counted all the villains: The Heap, Zorlof, The Scorpion, Vera, Count Basel, Ed, Edward Jr. Cibil, Larxene, Marluxia, Sephiroth, Ghost Face, Hannibal Lector, Zim, Snake, Downy, Kara, Keith, Xaldin, Jafar, Maleficent, Mysto, Peg-leg Pete, Scroop, Marlow, Vlad Masters, Slade, Shredder, Nether-Girl, Darkarai, Malone, Jessica, Marcus, The Sky Ghost, The Cobra Queen and her giant Cobra, Zorak the Swami, Count Drako, Neptune, Xehanort, Xemnas, Alyx's two evil parents, Andrew and Sarah… and 50 undead zombies.
Against Biff, Kim, Kitefang, Gin, Shang, Fangpuss, Hunter, Fangface, Puggsy, Brielle, Kiff, Rusty, Jennifer, Kynley, Justice, David, Brody, Blackrose, Anna, Di, Gwen, Sven, Dawn, Drew, Hardy, Stalker, Silver, Scoobycool9, Luckycool9, Alexia, Wolfsbane, Chance, Twiggy, Cassie, Ryan, Alyx, Kaiser, Luca, Toni, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Johnny, Emily, Chase, Jim, Finn, Aladdin, Silver (the cyborg), Jasmine, Genie, Iago, Abu, Carpet, Liru, Pachira, Aiko, Yuma, Vincent, Jackie, Backbiter, Wulf, Storm, Alan, Stud, Jack Sparrow, Gibbs, Max, Jet, Rascal, Stutz, Claw, Harry, FF2... And GIR.
75 against 83.
"Oh, buggah." Jack put bluntly.
"When did half of THOSE villains show up?" Kiff demanded.
"They signed up at the last moment," Downy said. "So are we gonna fight or what?"
"Hold it, we're missing something…" Jessica said, rubbing her chin. "We need a number to fit this fight-scene."
"I pick 7!" GIR exclaimed.
"I suppose we could sing-" Edward Jr. began… until a plunger was shot onto his mouth.
"No way, bub! No offense, but half of you butchered a LOT of songs in this story," Wolfsbane sneered.
"Oh? And I suppose YOOOUUUU could do BETTER?" Zim snapped.
Wolfsbane held up a microphone. "Actually… I KNOW I can." Music began to play, while the heroes faced the villains.
Wolfsbane (and Nin): Mon-(mon)-Mon-(mon)-Monster…
How should I feel?
Creatures lie here,
Looking through the window
She transformed on-and-off as she sang, changing from Wolfsbane to Nin then back. "Show off." Cinder scoffed.
Nin: Monster… how should I feel?
Creatures lie here,
Looking through the window
"Oh my gosh… is this song techno?" Keith snapped.
"Just fight!" Finneas ordered, and the villains charged.
Wolfsbane/Nin: His little whispers, (love me, love me)
That's all I ask for, (love me, love me)
He battered his tiny fists to feel something…
Riku, Sora, and Kairi fought against Xaldin, Larxene and Marluxia. Sephiroth and Xaldin were about to attack from behind, but Hardy and Chance leaped in front of them with their own key-blades, fending them off.
Wulf clawed his way through most of the Fangface villains, but Marlow- who had fixed his remote- hit a button and electrocuted him… then got punched in the face by Johnny, while Emily kicked him between the legs.
Wondered what it's like to touch…
And feel something
Jafar turned into his dark Genie form and blasted at Aladdin. Alan switched into his genie-ego and blasted his own magic back.
The Heap leaped in front of Kynley and Justice, snarling… until Stud leaped in front of him and gave him an upper-cut, sending him careening across the room.
Wolfsbane: Monster, how should I feel?
Creatures lie here, looking through the window
Keith tried to attack Wolfsbane, grabbing her… only to find out it was just an illusion. He saw Nin on the other side, clobbering a zombie on the head while she sang.
Nin: Monster, how should I feel?
Creatures lie here, looking through the window
He prepared to lung at her… but was kicked in the face by Brielle. "So, you finally deci-" he began to say, but was punched in the gut and kicked in the jaw. Obviously, Brielle wanted to cut the chit-chat and beat him instead.
Kara flipped through the air and smashed Kim on the head, and in response she kicked her in the face. Gin fought off Vera, cutting her spear in half, then kicking the amazon in the stomach, knocking her into Zorak.
Wolfsbane/Nin: That night he caged her
Bruised her, broke her
He struggled closer, then he…
Stole her!
Chase and Scoobycool9 fought off Maleficent and Peg-leg Pete, while Harry Potter helped FF2 zap his way through some villains, trying to get close to Finneas.
Snake and Downy fought against Kiff and Puggsy, taking out their wands. "Where's your wand, half-pint?" Snake teased, zapping Puggsy. "Ain't got magic on your side, anymore?"
"Sure he does," Rusty snapped as he, Anna, and David zapped them back with their wands.
Violet wrists and then her ankles
Silent pain
Alyx's evil parents attacked her and Jackie. "Looks like our other 'daughter' isn't here to help you," the evil mother teased.
"No… but our family is," Kaiser snarled as he and Drew attacked the parents.
Then he slowly saw their nightmares
Were his dreams
Fangpuss and Claw threw Ghost Face and the Sky Ghost into each other, knocking them out. "Fangpuss, look out!" Claw gasped, seeing their parents aiming guns at them-
*Bang! Bang!*
…shooting two zombies in the head when they stumbled too close to their kids. "Mom? Dad?" Fangpuss questioned.
"Don't worry. We're on your side," Sarah whispered to him.
"But don't let the villains know just yet," Andrew said.
"Then, lets fight." Claw suggested, and she and Fangpuss fought against their parents, hard enough to look convincing, but light enough so not to cause too much harm.
Nin: Monster, how should I feel?
Creatures lie here, looking through the window
Wolfsbane: I will, hear their voices
I'm a glass child
I am mother's regret
The battle raged on, but the real fight came down to Finneas and FF2. Finneas shot a spell at him, but Harry deflected it. "You're not getting my son this time," he snarled, but was hit by a green light from Darkarai.
"Aw, how cute… your daddy's looking out for you," Darkarai sneered, and she fought against Harry.
Finneas and FF2 faced each other, blasting spells at each other. "You know the truth, don't you?" Finneas taunted. "The only reason why you're alive… is so that you can die!"
"Not today," FF2 retorted.
There was a pained howl just then, and everyone looked over, seeing that Silver (the werewolf), had been stabbed by Kara.
Nin/Wolfsbane: Monster…
How should I feel?
Kiff clenched his fists, his eyes glowing a bright blue. "You rotten BITCH!" he shouted, swinging his fist… which shot out a blue-vapor and sent her flying back! He didn't question how it happened, he just kept shooting at her…
Not noticing Marcus attack from behind, stabbing him in the side. Blackrose snarled and attacked him, biting him too hard and turning him back into a kretin. "Wrong move, mutt." he taunted, then sliced her in the ribs, knocking her away afterwards.
Turn the sheets down
Murder ears with pillow lace
There's bath tubs, full of glow flies
Bathe in kerosene
Their words tattooed in his veins… yeah!
Finneas then shot a blast at FF2, who quickly deflected it. "Don't you see, Shaun?" the sorcerer said. "If you continue to deny your fate, more people will die. The longer we fight, the more lives are lost."
FF2 winced, but continued to fight. "I won't give up…" he snarled.
Nether-girl then attacked Stalker, fighting against her. Malone leaped in and attacked the she-wolf from behind, knocking her to the ground. "You know, I really do miss Dark-Al…" Nether-Girl said, wrapping her arms around Malone. "But luckily, I managed to move on," They then kissed.
Everyone who had to see the sight, immediately stopped and gagged. "I think I'm gonna hurl…" Brielle said, heaving.
"And now I wish I was dead." Toni deadpanned, and Downy aimed a gun at her head, but she punched him in the face. "I wasn't serious, dumbass!"
Darkarai blasted Harry with a spell that stunned him, her fists glowing. "Prepare to die again, Potter… only this time, you won't live to tell it." she said, blasting him… but Max tackled her, slicing her arm with a sword.
"FF2 already lost a mom," Max snarled. "You're not taking away his dad!"
"How about if I take THIS then?" Darkarai snapped, ripping off Max's necklace. "Have fun at midnight, sucker!"
Finneas blasted FF2 back, then looked over at Max, smirking. "Think about what I've said, Shaun." he said. "If you do not give in, more will fall… Villains, move out!" he then used his wand to make him and the villains disappear, zombies included.
Kiff stumbled over to Silver, who was still alive, but bleeding badly. He looked around at all the wounded people, some close to dying. The moon shined bright, and he looked at Blackrose, who was wounded. "I guess we won't be playing matchmakers after all…" Blackrose said, exhausted and stumbling a bit, but Kiff caught her. "How did you shoot lasers out of your fists, anyway?"
Kiff shook his head. "I don't know…" he sighed, sitting them both down. "I don't really care… this isn't really fun anymore. To tell the truth, it never was."
Max trembled, and Fangface knelt beside him. "Fangface, you have to get me away from here…" he said, stammering. "Now!"
"What's wrong?" Fangface asked.
"Darkarai removed the necklace, and if I'm not out of here by midnight…" he grunted, falling on his knees. "Oh, crap…!"
"Max!" Alan gasped, running over.
"Get back! Everyone, you have to get out of here before… agh! Too late!"
Everyone watched in horror as Max grew three extra feet, sprouted fur, fangs, and a tail…
"You've got to be kiddifying me…" Puggsy said. "Another werewolf?"
Max howled after his transformation, glowering.
"Yeah, one problem though…" Harry said, gulping. "I don't think he's friendly."
Max snarled and lunged, attacking several people. Storm and Fangface lunged, trying to stop him, but he knocked them away. He then tackled Toni, who threw him off, and he lunged at Shang, but was stopped by the tail by Stutz. "Um… h-hi…" he said. In response, Max punched him in the face, knocking him into Jet and Rascal.
Backbiter roared and lunged at him, but Max caught him by the tail and threw him into a charging Stud. Twiggy changed into Nightclaw and lunged, but Max caught him by the throat and threw him into the other werewolves. He then looked over at Stalker, who was trying to get a spark going, and he leaped toward her…
Silver leaped in front of him, clawing open a new portal, and Max disappeared behind it. He staggered a bit until he fell onto the ground, losing consciousness. "Where did you send him?" FF2 asked.
"Somewhere… far away… where he can't hurt anyone," Silver said, then fell unconscious.
FF2 winced a bit, falling onto his knees. Max, his brother, the one cartoon closest to him, was gone. He clenched his fists, tears streaming down his face. "Damn… you… FINNEAS!" he screamed.
They had survived a battle, but were losing the war.
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A/N: Song mentioned was "Monster" by Meg and Dia (remix). What will happen to our heroes now?
