Naruto crawled into the tent and flopped down next to Sasuke, who was staring at nothing on the ceiling.
This was Naruto's chance. The mission was a lot of running, then fighting rouge ninjas, following a dead end, and finally a chance to catch their breath after a week of being running around- unable to find the missing person they were sent to find. Finally Naruto can ask the question that he and Sakura were obsessing over.
But which question to start with?
"Did you have sex with that girl we saw last time?"
Yep. Great way to start a conversation.
It didn't seem like Sasuke heard him. But then his eyes closed and he exhaled slowly. When Sasuke did this, Naruto knew his friend was losing his patience. After all the trouble they had gone through he probably just wanted some quiet time. But Naruto was too curious.
"No." Technically they hadn't done anything but hold each other and sleep. The thought of it made Sasuke wish she was here curled up next to him.
"So... why were you in there? Do you know her?"
Sasuke sighed again, louder. This was his best friend. There was no way Naruto was going to let it go.
"I know her. My neighbor. My..." Sasuke struggled to say the word, but he didn't have to.
"GIRLFRIEND?!" Naruto gasped.
The opening to the tent flew open and Sakura's pink head popped inside. "Girlfriend?!" She squealed.
