Bank on

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Count or depend on.

A/N: so it's been a week… or two. To make it up to all of you, during spring break, which is in 5 days from the 25th of march. Till then. Chapter 50 Yay!

"Hey Yuffie."

"Yeah Tifa?"

"I bet you can't go a day without saying one word to Vincent."

"What?"

"I bet you can't go a day without saying one word to Vincent."

"Psh, of course I can."

"Would you like to make a little wager on that?"

"Sure. Let's see, if I go a day without saying one word to Vin, you have to give me a month full of paid vacation days."

"If you say a word to Vincent, you have to baby-sit Denzel and Marlene everyday after they come home from school."

"…" Aw crap, how did I know she was going to say that…

"Hmm?"

"DEAL! You're on!"

"Alright, tomorrow you have to go a day, without talking to Vincent."

"Alrighty."

Bank on.

X-X-X-X

Psh, I've gone weeks without talking to Vince, this is going to be a piece of cake. But… what if he thinks I'm giving him the silent treatment and that I hate him? Blah, this is part of Tifa's plan to psyche me out I bet, Vince isn't that touchy. Yeah a piece of cake.

Bank on.

X-X-X-X

A minute and 25 seconds till five o'clock. Damn. Maybe I can go hide in the bathroom like I use to? Crap! He's here early.

"Hello Yuffie."

"…"

"…"

"Whoa! Did you get your eyebrows trimmed?! Wait, augh! Damn it! Tifa you knifing-"

"You better hurry down to Midgar Elementary, Denzel and Marlene get out of school soon."

"You should note, Tifa, that you just made a very potent enemy, you shall pay in more ways than one."

A minute later

"Haha, so that's the gist of the story Vincent."

"…You poor soul."

"…Vincent?"

"I suggest you get off this continent."

"What, should I be scared of Yuffie or something?"

"Terrified, actually."

Bank on.