The Talk

(12/4/14)


"Why did you call me here Kakashi?" The last Uchiha enters the office with an air of annoyance around him. He was supposed to be training with Sakura and he did not like to cancel. He was motioned to sit by the Hokage and he did turning to glare at him.

"I have a few questions." Kakashi started and saw as the raven haired ninja stared at him expectantly, still glaring. "About you and Sakura." Sasuke glared intensified, he didn't like it whenever his ex-teacher tried butting in. Kakashi sighed, he was going to have to be more direct it seemed. "As a couple, do you do anything fun?"

Sasuke's reaction was not the one he was expecting, he just remained seated looking at him with the weirdest expression on his face. "We train, I was on my way to the training grounds when you called me here."

Apparently that wasn't direct enough for Sasuke. "Have you guys done the do?" The expression on his former student's face told him he had no idea what he was talking about. "I should have guessed." Kakashi shook his head, horrified.

"What are you going on about?!" Sasuke demanded and Kakashi could hear him tapping his foot on the floor.

"You haven't been pleasing Sakura, it's only been three months since you two got together but you should know these things!" Kakashi threw his arms around, exasperated. "How did you even expect to repopulate your clan?!"

"When the time comes we'll go to the hospital, give them our-" Sasuke started but Kakashi cut him off before he could continue.

"Shut up." The gray haired Hokage told him as he shook his head, Sasuke turned to glare at him.

Sighing and trying to calm down he turned back toward the young Uchiha. "When two people fall in love they demonstrate it, and no I don't just mean with words or in your case cryptic gestures," Sasuke rolls his eyes in response. "they use their bodies to demonstrate their love, and no I don't mean fighting. They make love."

Sasuke remained silent for a moment, staring at Kakashi almost glaring. "How do they make love?" Sasuke asked, his expression serious. In another situation the gray haired ninja would be laughing, but the last Uchiha with plans to repopulate his clan was really asking him this.

"I am Hokage, I am not doing this." Kakashi shook his head, no way in hell was he going through that. But then he thought back to Sakura, she didn't deserve this. Looking back at Sasuke he sighed, he had waited a long time for them to get together and he couldn't just allow him to mess up. Reaching into his robes he pulled out something and handed it to him.

"Why are you giving me your stupid book." Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow.

"There you'll learn all you need to know, you will give it back intact or else Sakura will hear of this." Kakashi threatened, and with a still confused expression Sasuke reached out for the book that would be his salvation.


a/n: Note that this is pure crack. But you know Kakashi has to look out for his otp. ;)

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