Kingdom Crazies
Ch.55 The Rainbow To Happyness
Me: Hi! AGAIN! As usual, first of all, I forgot to do this in the last chapter, a reader and reviewer of mine, dark sorceress of egypt, has questions for Sora, Riku, Axel, (JUST AXEL, not the imposter who claims he's Axel), and Roxas.
(Roxas and the real Axel walks in because Sora and Riku are already here.)
Me: She has questions for pairs, Axel and Roxas, and Riku and Sora. She asks to Axel and Roxas, "why don't you guys just admit you wanna go bang each other?"
Roxas and Axel:...O-O
Me: Same thing for Riku and Sora.
Riku and Sora:...O-O
Riku: NOOOOO! NEVER EVER!
Sora:...(puts head down) Aaaaaaaaaaaaw...
Me: Second question, "boxers or briefs?"
Axel:...Briefs.
Roxas: Briefs.
Sora: Briefs.
Riku:...FINE...(crosses arms) Briefs.
Me: HA HA HA! (rolling on the floor) THEY ALL WHERE BRIEFS! Now...What is the design on those briefs?
All:...O-O...NO JAM!
Me: FINE! (pouts)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Screams Yuffie wiggling her legs uncontrollably while tied to the rainbow rocket.
She was so scared that she was even kicking her friends tied to the rocket also.
"YUFFIE! STOP! OW! STOP! CALM DOWN!" Shouts Cloud angerly who was the main victim of her kicking.
She finally tires out and she is tied there, lifeless, breathing heavy.
"I WANNA SEE A CAREBEAR!" Squeels Riku, googly eyed.
They all look at him funny.
"Didn't he know what the carebears even did to us?" Aeris asks.
"...Sniff." Leon sniffs, through eyes of tears.
"What's wrong with Leon?" Cloud kind of whispers.
"SNIFF."
"LEON WHAT'S WRONG!" Yuffie shouts unpatiently.
"Well...Sniff...When I...When we were back there...Micheal Jackson Bear...Micheal Jackson Bear touched me...In ways that no human being is ever to hear...Just to hear what he has done to me, would make your head explode and make the strongest man in the world cry." Leon says in a light toned scared voice.
Riku, who was tied right next to Leon on the rocket, not even paying atttention to what he just said asked, "What'd he do?"
Leon then whispers something in his ear, and as he continues, Riku's eyes grow wider and wider. When Leon finished Riku's hair fell out all at once.
From a distance they see a crowd of millions of carebears coming their way. The same pink one comes.
"Enjoying your stay?" It asks.
"Not really, but the scenery is lov-" Cloud was cut off by the pink carebear.
"I DIDN'T MEAN IT WIKE THAT YOU WAIRHEAD! I ment as an evil answer...JAWEEZE! GAWD YOUR SO RETAWDED!"
Cloud begins to cry because he got his feelings hurt.
"LIGHT THE WOCKET!" The pink carebear screams evily.
Axel Bear comes from the crowd and shoots flames at the string tied to the rocket.
"In thiwty seconds you will be sent to...THE WAINBOW OF HAPPYNESS!" The pink carebear giggles maniacally.
"NOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA BE GAY!" Leon shreiks at the top of his lungs.
Everyone tied to the rocket begins to panic.
"SIWENCE YOU FOOLS!" The pink carebear screams.
They do as they are told on the rocket.
"YOU SHALL BE SENT TO THE WAINBOW ON HAPPYNESS IN 5, 4, 3, 2-"
Right then Super Man Bear flies by, snatching everyone tied to the rocket, and shouts in tune, "Duh, duh, duh, DUH!"
Super Man Bear then drops them safely to the ground and destroys all the carebears...To make a long story short.
Before Super Man Bear could check up on the gang, they run off back to the blue foot prints while screaming.
"OMG! OMG! THAT BEAR HOLDED ME! OMG!" Cloud freaks out.
(back to talking with Sora)
Me:...Hewwo!
AndromedaGalaxy: Suki DA!
Me:...I TOLD YOU I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!...What did you just say?
AndromedaGalaxy: I LOVE YOU!
Me:...(backs away)
Riku:...Am I suppose to comment?
Me:...Maybe. O-O
Riku: What's that face for?
Me:...What face? O-O
Riku: That big eyed face.
Me: I don't see a face. O-O
Riku: DON'T LIE! IT'S RIGHT T-
Me: SHOCK!
(Riku is electricuted)
Me:...O-O
