Chapter 50: RAW: Bobby and Delancey Gets the Last Laugh
The next day at around 6:30am, Bobby and Delancey were sleeping in the bed until Delancey slowly woke up. Delancey slowly unwrapped Bobby's right arm from around her waist and then Delancey slowly got up covering her naked body since she and Bobby made love last night. Delancey picked up the phone on the nightstand and dialed the number. After a few rings, the concierge answered the call.
"Front desk," the concierge said.
"Yes, hi," Delancey said. "I would like to order room service."
"Okay."
"I'll have two plates of eggs, bacon, and pancakes and two glasses of orange juice."
"Okay, we'll have them up in 30 minutes."
"Okay, thank you."
"You're welcome, have a nice day."
Then Delancey ended the call.
She turned her head to see Bobby still sleeping and then she lay down and wrapped her arm around Bobby. This woke him up and he turned his head to see Delancey smiling at him.
"Good morning," Bobby said.
"Good morning," Delancey said as she kissed Bobby. "Did you sleep well?"
"Oh, yeah. How about you?"
"I slept like a baby. Last night was another great night for me. I wonder what Vince is gonna do tonight."
"I don't know. He'll probably run his mouth about last night and probably cover his newly shaved bald head."
Delancey started giggling.
"Yeah, he'll do that," Delancey said. "You know what? I was thinking that when we arrived in Dayton, Ohio, I'm thinking about getting a new tattoo."
"Yeah?" Bobby said.
"Yeah. I'm thinking about getting a pentagram star on the right side of the back of my shoulder. Those designs are so cool. It got me thinking of getting that one."
"You sure this is your last one?"
"Yeah, I'm positive. I'm no punk rock chick or rebel or gothic princess, but I love expressing myself. You see I got my sacred heart tattoo on my right shoulder, the tow Chinese symbols on the back of my neck, and the dagger through a D on my lower back. I think the pentagram star is gonna be complete."
"Well, I'm still gonna love you no matter how many tattoos or piercings you get."
"Well, I'm gonna have one piercing and it's gonna remain on my belly button."
Then Bobby switched positions with Delancey. He laid on top of her and began to make out with Delancey as she and Bobby began to make love again.
RAW was in Dayton, Ohio and Delancey was walking down the hallway after she and Bobby arrived at the arena and Delancey put her stuff in the Women's Locker Room. When she reached the catering room, Nicole, Tina, and Brittany were sitting at the table.
"Hello, ladies," Delancey said.
"Hey, Delancey," Nicole, Tina, and Brittany said as Delancey sat down.
"So how are you?" Nicole said.
"Oh, I'm feeling so happy today, I can't stop smiling," Delancey said.
"I can see that," Brittany said. "It's because of last night, isn't it?"
"Of course. What else would it be?"
"So did you hear about your record deal yet?" Tina said.
"No, not yet. I'll probably get a call in a few days."
"So are you really ready to have a music career?" Brittany said.
"You know, Brittany, the last several months, I've been feeling more confident and happy, I feel like I can do anything and not have to worry. I know I'm ready. And besides, I might have to do a song for my movie coming out in five months."
"That you could do," Nicole said.
"Yeah, and Nicole, aren't you shooting your movie next month?"
"Yep, and I can't wait. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you who's gonna be my co-star in 'The Socialite.'"
"Who?"
"Kelly Carlson."
"Shut up," Tina said. "You didn't tell me, Brittany, or John."
"That's because……well, I wanted to keep it secret so you wouldn't be too surprised."
"Well, Nicole, I think that's awesome," Delancey said. "Are you and Kelly gonna get in a catfight or something?"
"I don't know. We'll see."
"Hey, I got a new tattoo. Wanna see?"
"Yeah," Brittany said.
"Okay."
Delancey turned around and pulled down the strap of her black tank top to show Nicole, Tina, and Brittany her tattoo of a pentagram star.
"Wow. That's nice," Nicole said.
"Yeah, I thought this was so cool, I just had to get it," Delancey said.
"Well, it looks nice," Brittany said.
"Yes, it does," Tina said.
"Thank you."
Later RAW was on and Lillian Garcia was standing in the ring with a microphone in her hand.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the chairman of the WWE, Vince McMahon," Lillian announced.
Vince McMahon's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain wearing a hat. He did his usual strutting down the ramp and went into the ring. Lillian gave the microphone to Vince and Vince asked Lillian to stay in the ring.
"I expect most of you people think I'm gonna come out and eat a nice, big slice of humble pie," Vince said. "I suppose all you people like the fact that I'm a bald billionaire. You find humor the misfortunes of others. Let me just say this. April 1, 2007 will go down in the history books as a Day of Infamy, a day in which there was a travesty of justice perpetrated against me. And the perpetrator of that injustice was a beer swilling, foul-mouthed, soon-to-be action-adventure star, guest referee, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. Had it not been for Austin, Donald Trump, as we speak, would have no hair. Lillian?" Then Lillian walked over to Vince. "Therefore, since I have the authority, I'm wiping the slate clean. Wrestlemania did not happen for me. I'm changing the record book as of this moment. Repeat after me. The winner……"
"The winner," Lillian said.
"Of the Battle of the Billionaires……"
"Of the Battle of the Billionaires."
"Vincent Kennedy McMahon."
"Vincent Kennedy McMahon."
"Stay right there, I may need you again. You damn right and to prove my point that Bobby Lashley could never defeat Umaga one-on-one legitimately, to prove my point, I can't take Bobby Lashley's hair, but I can damn sure take his World Championship. I'm gonna take it tonight. Here in this very ring, Bobby Lashley, tonight, defends the ECW Championship against Umaga. I'm sure that many here in this arena……" The crowd chanted "We want Austin." "Well, I damn sure don't want him. I never want to see him again. I know I can hear you right now, a lot of you people thought you were gonna come see me with absolutely no hair on my head. There must be millions of people all over the world watching live tonight hoping that somehow you're gonna get to see me with a bald head. That's just not going to happen. Sorry, folks. Sorry to disappoint you. That's just not gonna happen. By the way, you like the hat? You see, I went to my physician and he had this hat surgically cemented around my head. It won't come off, not until my hair grows back. And by the way, the same physician told me, 'Mr. McMahon, don't worry about a thing. Your hair's gonna grow fully back, it's gonna be thick as ever. As a matter of fact, Mr. McMahon, you have more raw testosterone flowing through your body than an all-male prison.' So, I hate to disappoint you people, you may have seen Wrestlemania and……alright, that was embarrassing for me. You saw me with no hair. Those of you went to the WWE website, saw a little something, that is the last time ever I will be embarrassed the last time ever you will see me with a bald head. And you know what? I kinda like that. I kinda like that I came her tonight and disappointed every damn one of you. And I'll just say this, seeing me bald, well, it's the equivalent of no chance in hell. Thank you very much, have a good night everybody."
Vince was to leave the ring but then, Bobby's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Delancey following him. Delancey was wearing a black and white leopard print halter tie-front top and black pants. Bobby and Delancey walked down the ramp and Bobby jumped on the apron and he and Delancey got into the ring.
Then Bobby stared down Vince and Vince was boiling with anger. Then Vince tries to punch Bobby, but Bobby moves out of the way and Bobby takes off Vince's hat. Delancey was cracking up as Vince noticed everyone could see his bald head and he quickly left the ring with Bobby following him. Delancey watched from the ring laughing as Vince grabbed a towel and puts it on covering his head. Bobby was standing behind Vince and Vince turned around as Bobby takes the towel off Vince's head. Vince ran over to the announcers' table and takes Jerry "The King" Lawler's crown and Jim Ross' hat before Bobby took them both. Then Vince ran around the ring and hid under the ring, but Bobby pulled up the ring skirt. Then Vince got back in the ring and hid under Lillian's skirt and Bobby walked around Lillian. Bobby asked Delancey if he could do it and she turned around and covered her eyes. Then Bobby took off Lillian's skirt and Bobby bent down looking at Vince rubbing his head. Delancey turned around as Vince and Lillian ran out of the ring and Delancey fell on the mat cracking up and Bobby was fanning her with his hand.
Vince was running up the ramp trying to cover his head as Delancey got back up still laughing as Bobby was walking around the ring pointing at the fans and rubbing his head. Then Bobby raised his arms in the air along with Delancey and the two left the ring. Bobby and Delancey walked up the ramp with smiles on their faces and they went to the back.
"Oh, my God, I'm having so much fun," Delancey said, "you should start messing with Mr. McMahon more often."
"I should, huh?" Bobby said.
"Yeah, I mean, him trying to cover his bald head with a towel, Jerry's crown, JR's cowboy hat, and the ring skirt, like those would help him. And what was he thinking going under Lillian's skirt? That's nasty."
"Yeah, that was."
Then Bobby and Delancey walked away.
Then it was time for Brittany's Wrestlemania celebration. Her entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Nicole, Tina, and Delancey following her.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the WWE Women's Champion, Brittany Swanson," Lillian Garcia announced.
Nicole was wearing a white low-cut midriff tank top, red bustier, red plaid miniskirt, black boots, white & red striped knee socks, and her hair curled. Tina was wearing a black sparkling tube dress and her hair curled. Brittany was wearing a red halter dress with the front drape decorated with a rhinestone and silver dangling chain detail and side cutouts, black boots, and her hair curled. The four Divas walked down the ramp and went into the ring. Brittany got on one of the turnbuckles and raised her arms in the air. She got back down and asked for a microphone.
"When I was a little girl," Brittany said, "I would always watch wrestling with my mom, my sister, and my dad, God rest his soul, and I would always watch women like Sensational Sherri, Wendi Richter, and Rockin' Robin become the Women's Champion. That was my dream and my dream came true in February when I captured the Women's Championship. And another dream of mine came true when I walked into Wrestlemania the Women's Champion and I walked out of Wrestlemania the Women's Champion. Now I gotta give my props to Ashley for doing a good job, but Melina, she's a ho, a bitch, and a straight-up loser. She'll never get the Women's Championship again. I mean, all she does is bitch, bitch, bitch and make people's lives miserable. Well, that's why for the second year in a row, she lost at Wrestlemania, and that's why she's still ain't better than anyone here. Well, this is my moment in the spotlight and I wanna continue my celebration with some pictures and my good friends here with the Women's Championship belt."
The photographers got into position as they took pictures of Brittany by herself with the title belt in front of her waist over her shoulder. Then Nicole, Tina, and Delancey came forward and the photographers took some pictures of the group with Delancey kneeling in the front and the girls in a line. Then Melina came into the ring and attacked Brittany from behind. Then Nicole, Delancey, and Tina grabbed Melina and Brittany slapped her. Then Brittany picked up Melina and hit the Big Apple, a spinning bulldog. Then Mickie James stormed the ring and attacked Melina and eventually gave her a spike DDT. Then she told the cameramen to take a picture of that as they did and Mickie asked the girls to pose with her and they did with smiles on faces and giving the thumbs up.
Then Nicole, Tina, Brittany, Delancey, and Mickie all raised each other's arms in the air as RAW went to a commercial break.
A little later, it was time for the ECW World Championship handicap match which Bobby versus Umaga and Armando Alejandro Estrada.
Earlier, Vince was still fuming over getting embarrassed by Bobby and Armando told him to calm down. Then Vince yelled and screamed at Armando and changed the match to a handicap match.
Umaga's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Armando Alejandro Estrada who was holding the Intercontinental Title belt. The two walked down the ramp and got into the ring. Then Bobby's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. He did his thing with the pyro and Delancey then came out from the curtain. The two walked down the ramp and stopped a few feet away from the ring. Bobby stared at Umaga dead in the eye and he jumped on the apron with the pyro going off.
Umaga attacks Bobby before he enters the ring and Bobby is sent into the ring steps by Umaga. Umaga hits a chop on the floor while Armando watches from the ring and Bobby is rolled back into the ring and Umaga gets back in too. Umaga kicks Bobby in the upper chest and Bobby takes Armando into the turnbuckles but Umaga attacks Bobby from behind. Umaga chops Bobby but Bobby tries for a sunset flip, but Armando kicks Bobby and Umaga drops down for a two count.
Umaga kicks Bobby and chokes him by the ropes. Bobby punches Umaga but Umaga hits a Samoan Drop. Umaga kicks Bobby as Umaga and Armando stand over Bobby and Umaga drops onto Bobby's chest with help from the ropes. Umaga tries again but he gets a boot to the groin and Bobby hits a DDT, but Umaga gets a kick to Bobby. Bobby and Umaga exchange punches but Umaga hits a belly-to-belly suplex and Armando covers but only gets a two count. Umaga hits a knee to Bobby's chest followed by a head butt and Armando gets another two count. Umaga hits a splash and he gets a two count and Armando returns to the ring and Armando tells Umaga to beat him up. Umaga punches Bobby, but Bobby punches back and Umaga hits an uppercut to the throat when Bobby tries for a clothesline. Armando covers for a two count and Umaga stomps on Bobby and punches Bobby but Bobby punches back. Umaga hits a spinning heel kick as Bobby charges at him and Umaga hits some punches to Bobby and then he chokes Bobby in the corner. Bobby punches Umaga but Umaga hits a clothesline when Bobby comes off the ropes. Armando walks on Bobby's back while Umaga continues to work on his back and Umaga kicks Bobby in the corner and then he gets ready for the running butt splash into the corner and he hits it. Umaga punches Bobby in the head and then Armando holds Bobby for the Samoan Spike, but Bobby blocks it and Bobby punches Umaga.
Bobby hits a clothesline but Umaga stays up and Umaga misses a cross body and Bobby hits a spear but Armando breaks up the cover. Bobby chokes Armando in the corner and Bobby moves out of the way when Umaga tries to hit an Avalanche splash but gets Armando. Bobby hits a shouldertackle that knocks Umaga out of the ring and Bobby gets Armando up for a running power slam and the three count.
Delancey cheers outside the ring as she gets in the ring. Delancey hugs Bobby as the referee gives him the ECW World Title belt. Bobby has his arms raised in the air along with Delancey and he gets on one of the turnbuckles raising his arms in the air. Bobby got back down and he and Delancey left the ring and walked up the ramp with smiles on their faces pointing at the fans as RAW came to a close.
After RAW was over, Bobby and Delancey went back to the hotel and Delancey was giving Bobby a massage on his shoulders.
"Man, you are tense," Delancey said. "But you know what? After the three times you've faced Umaga and you beat him twice, I still say you're a true dominator."
"Yes, I am," Bobby said. "Ooh, man, that feels good right there."
"You didn't think I'd be so good at giving you a massage like you would. Besides, you got good hands." Delancey then wrapped her arms around Bobby's neck. "Some really nice hands."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome. And another I find interesting and it has something to do with what Kristal said in Diva Dish. I think bald guys are sexy, minus Vince McMahon, and it just so happens I'm dating one right now."
Then Bobby turned around, because his back was facing Delancey and then the two kissed each other passionately and they laid on the bed just making out.
