Chapter 43.
Freddie's Bachelor Party
(Freddie's POV)
-During Sam's Bachelorette Party-
"No."
"Come on."
"No."
"Please?"
"No, Spencer. We are not getting a stripper."
Spencer and I were fighting about what we should do for my bachelor party, which he's throwing for me while Sam has her bachelorette party and while my mom was at work.
"Fine. So what are we going to do?" Spencer asked.
"Nothing. I need to get working on my vows."
"You haven't worked on your vows yet?" Spencer asked.
"I've been working on it for a long time but I can't seem to find the perfect thing to say to her. You know how unpredictable Sam can be. She might end up hating it and leaving me at the alter." I said, scribbling something out on my notepad.
"Come on, Freddo. You need to have some fun tonight. This is your last night before you get married. And then your life is ruined!"
"My life is going to be just fine, Spencer."
"Why do you think that I never got married?"
"Because... I don't know! Now, shush! I need to work on this."
Spencer snatched the notepad out of my hand and threw it across my room.
"Hey! What was that for?" I asked.
"You're going to have some fun, and that's final!" Spencer demanded.
"Fine, whatever. We'll have three hours of fun and then party's over."
"Yaaaaay!"
"Thanks for coming over, Gibby." I said.
Spencer invited Gibby over, since he doesn't know any other friends that I have.
"No problem. So what do we do at a bachelor party?" Gibby asked.
"I don't know. I didn't even want one." I said.
"Why not?"
"Because I have to work on my vows and I have to take care of Morgan."
"You have Morgan tonight?"
"Well, I told Sam I was too afraid that she would get arrested tonight, so I offered to watch Morgan until Carly calls and says it's okay to bring her over. She's staying with Sam tonight." I explained.
"Oh. So, now what?"
"How about we watch some movies, since Freddie wants to keep this PG-13." Spencer said.
"Oh! I got the new Galaxy Wars movie the other day. We can watch that." I suggested.
"Sure, let's watch that."
Half way through the movie, Spencer fell asleep and started snoring.
"Spencer. Spencer, wake up." I said, shaking his shoulder.
"Huh?" Spencer asked sleepily.
"Wake up. It's getting to the best part." I said.
"Okay. I can't do this." Spencer said. He got up, walked over to my TV, and turned it off.
"Hey, why'd you do that?" I asked.
"I'm not going to let you waste away your last night of being single by watching Galaxy Wars." Spencer said. "We're going to get out and have some fun."
"Spencer, I told you I didn't want a party."
"I don't care. Get your jackets and get Morgan ready. We're leaving."
"Where to?" I asked.
"Spencer, I can't bring Morgan to a club." I said as he dragged Gibby and I into the club.
"Relax, it's a club for people under twenty-one." Spencer said. "She's young enough."
"Spencer, this is no place for a baby!"
But it was too late. He already had us inside the club. I remembered this place. My first and only date with Melanie; stupidly thinking it was Sam.
"Wait a minute, aren't you older than twenty-one?" Gibby asked Spencer.
"Uh... look! A duck!"
He pointed to opposite direction, causing Gibby and I to turn away. When we turned back around, Spencer was gone. Of course.
"So, now what?" Gibby asked. "He was our ride."
"Eh, he probably went to get some punch. He wouldn't leave us stranded here." I said. "But we do need to get out of here. Morgan can't be in here. She's just a baby."
"I'm surprised they didn't say anything about her being here." Gibby said.
"I know." I handed Morgan over to Gibby. "Hold her for a sec. I need to tie my shoe."
I bent down to tie my shoe. As I did, I saw two pairs of heels right in front of me. I looked up to see someone familiar and someone that I didn't know.
"Uh, hi." I said as I stood up. "Valerie?"
"Hey, Freddie." She said with a smile.
"So, uh, what are you doing here?" I asked.
"Oh, I normally come here on Fridays, ever since I graduated. How are you doing?" Valerie asked.
"I'm fine." I said.
"So why are you here?"
"Oh, Carly's brother dragged Gibby and I here." I said.
"Why?"
"Well... it's sort of my bachelor party."
"Bachelor party? As in... you're getting married?"
"Yeah. Tomorrow, actually."
"But... you're only like... seventeen. Why would you be getting married so young? And to who?"
"Sam."
"Sam, as in, Sam Puckett?"
"Yep. Well, Sam Benson after tomorrow."
"Why would you and Sam be getting married?" Valerie asked.
"Don't you people watch iCarly?" I asked, annoyed.
"Not ever since we broke up."
"Sam and I had a baby together."
"A baby?"
"Yeah, a girl. Her name is Morgan." I walked over to Gibby and grabbed her out of his arms. "This is her."
"She's so cute. She looks so much like you." Valeria said.
"Thanks. In a way, I think she looks more like Sam. She's six and a half months old."
"Well, we should go." Valerie said. "If you and Sam ever get divorced, just call me."
She winked at me, and her and her friend walked away.
"Wow, what a skunkbag." Gibby said.
"Tell me about it." I said. "Come on. Let's go find Spencer and leave. I need to get Morgan home and I need to get working on my vows."
When we finally found Spencer, he was hitting on a girl in my science girl. Once I told him that she was only seventeen, he turned around and ran out of the club.
"I can't believe you dragged me to that club." I said as we walked into my apartment.
"I thought you needed some fun. I didn't know you would run into your skunk-sack of an ex-girlfriend." Spencer said.
"It doesn't matter." I said. I handed Morgan over to Gibby. "Gibby, go put Morgan to bed. I need to get working on my vows."
"Sure thing, bro." Gibby walked out of the living room and into the nursery to go put Morgan to sleep.
I plopped down on the couch, grabbed my notepad from the coffee table, and started going through my ideas again.
"Hey, Freddo. I'm sorry about tonight." Spencer said.
"Nah, it's all cool." I said, not looking up from my notepad.
"It seemed like a waste of time."
"Well, yeah. But it's all good."
"You nervous?" Spencer asked.
"About being married? Sam and I always act like an old married couple. We might as well play the part accurately." I said.
"So, you're not nervous about tomorrow?"
"Nope. I love Sam to pieces and want nothing more to marry her." I said. "I mean, we skipped the 'marriage' part in our lives and went straight to 'a baby in the baby carriage'. We're not the most normal couple but that's just us."
Just then, my phone started to go off. It was a text from Carly.
Hey, Sam's taking a bath. She wants you to bring Morgan over now. ~Carly
"How was the party?" I asked as I handed a very sleepy Morgan over to Carly.
"Don't wanna talk about it." Carly said, craddling Morgan in her arms. "Your's?"
"Don't wanna talk about it, either." I said.
"You ready for tomorrow?" Carly asked.
"Yep, just gotta finish my vows." I said.
"You didn't finish them yet?"
"Why, did Sam finish her's already?"
"Yeah, she finished her's yesterday." I said. "You should really get working on it."
"Yeah, I should. Well, I'll see you guys tomorrow." I said. "Night, Carly."
"Good night almost-married Freddie Benson." Carly joked.
I rolled my eyes, gave her a smirk, and walked out of her apartment. Just before I opened my apartment door, it was all starting to hit me.
I'm getting married.
I'm getting married tomorrow.
"Holy chiz on a chizzle!"
A/N: You guys didn't think that I forget about Freddie's Bachelor Party, did you? (;
THANK YOU to S. Benson for being my 500th review :D Half way to 1,000 reviews! Wow! I love you guys! :D
And sorry I haven't written in a while. I might be started some college classes online soon so I've been busy and will probably continue in being busy.
Homecoming was boring. I kind of regret going. -_- Then again, I was forced to go by my mother, so... not my choice.
Next Chapter: The Morning of the Wedding! :D Conflicts in the next chapter? Shoosh yeah! But don't worry.
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