Ed the Driving Instructor

Ed: So what do you do first?

Kid: Uhhh...I think I open the door?

Ed: Of course not! You don't open the door!

Kid: ...So what do I do first? Oh that's right I check for objects around my car!

Ed: No! You're the most hopeless student driver to ever touch a vehicle! Now pay attention! This is a convertible car. That means you jump over the door and land in the seat.

Kid: Okay...

Ed: (After they are in the car) Now what?

Kid: We put our seat belts on!

Ed: Wrong! Once again, this is a convertible. When riding in something as sporty and awesome as this you don't wear ugly restraint devices!

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Ed: (After they make it to the street) Make a lane change right here.

Kid: But, we are in a two lane road with both of the lanes going in the opposite direction. We'll be on the wrong side of the road!

Ed: And? If you can learn how to avoid a head on collision, then you can avoid any collision! And why are you going so slow. This is a convertible. It's cool. Driving slow isnt'!

Kid: But the speed limit says thirty!

Ed: That means go faster than thirty!

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I've now made it to my original goal. FIFTY CHAPTERS!!! w00t! I'd like to thank everyone that reviewed, read, or even considered reading this fanfic. I'll continue writing this fic until I run out of ideas. I still have some request unfulfilled so they'll be on the priority list.