My progress has been completely pathetic lately, but I had to get a Halloween fic up because, well, why the hell not? Hope everyone is getting their fill of mischief tonight.
Chapter 55: Clothes Do Not Make the Man
"How's it look, Rhyme?"
"It looks great!"
"Sure 'bout that? This'll be the first time I've ever tried doin' anything for Halloween. I don't want Eri to think I'm an idiot…"
"Oh, Beat. You're worrying too much. Halloween is barely even celebrated here, so it's pretty difficult to screw this up, even for you."
"But I'm the friggin' boy wonder. This looks hella lame, yo…"
"Clothes don't make the man. Just do what feels most natural to you."
"What feels most natural to me, eh…"
2 Hours Later…
"Trick or treat!"
"AGHH!"
"Well, damn…that was rude."
"Beat…for the last time…you're freakin' streaking right now. What you're doing is technically a crime…"
"What feels most natural, right, Rhyme?"
"Do I look naked to you? I swear, you're primal as a mother fu – "
"Damn! Cop sirens! Let's bounce!"
"Why do I have to flee?"
"RUN, RHYME, RUN!"
