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Dear FanFiction Writers,

Dobby is not in love with Winky. Winky is Dobby's friend.

Also, young Master Malfoy is not Dobby's son. Dobby has no son.

Dobby would also like to remind yous that Harry Potter is valiant and bold! He has braved so many dangers with both greatness and goodness and Dobby will not hear another bad word about him.

Never insult Harry Potter in front of Dobby, or Dobby will get angry!

Dobby also would recommend yous people go to St. Mungos as they is making mistakes in your shops and is giving two socks that is the same.

Sincerely, Dobby the free elf.

P.S. Dobby would like to remind yous that house-elves, speak like Yoda they do not.