SORRY I'M A SENIOR IN HS SO I'VE BEEN SLOWER THAN I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE BECAUSE TOO MUCH HOMEWORK! *next one is 50 so it will be up incredibly fast trust me*
Meme Result 49. Why was Nico afraid of Bianca?
Setting: Pre-TTC
Pairing: N/A (Hinted! Solangelo)
AU: No
It was a normal day in Maine… or so Nico thought. He rubbed a hand over his Grunt badge and sighed. The nine-year-old turned to his friend, Ambrose. Nico was fairly new to the school. He had only been there for about a month.
Ambrose grinned. "What do you want to do today, Neeks?"
"I don't know! Anything sounds cool."
"Sweet!" He held up a set of cards. "Mythomagic?"
"What's that?"
"It's a game, Nico." Ambrose looked at the cards. "At least I think it is? I'm not even sure."
"Show me how to play?"
"Oh, we're not playing with the cards." Ambrose grinned devilishly. Nico wasn't sure if he liked the look on his friend's face or not.
The two went into class. Nico didn't like this plan. The two kids sat down. Nico was terrified. When the teacher walked in Ambrose threw a card in her face, hitting her in the eye. Nico followed suit, hitting her in the other. The class cheered. Nico and Ambrose hi-fived and the whole class ran out.
The class went to get Ice Cream at the parlor across the street. As they went there they carried their heroes, Nico and Ambrose, on their shoulders. Nico was so enjoying this.
The two reached for each other's hand and held them up in the air in victory, not being set down until they got to the ice cream place. There the class put him down, even going as far to give him free ice cream. Oh, this was an awesome day.
He licked the mint ice cream in his hand. He knew that they would be punished for this when they went back to the military school but it was ice cream! Though the boy was not prepared for the punishment Bianca was going to give him.
If the school's punishment for the entire class wasn't bad enough, he and Ambrose had a second, even harsher one. That sucked.
However, no military school punishment could have prepared him for what was waiting when he walked into the room he shared with Bianca.
The olive-toned girl stood, her hat on the bed. She wasn't so inclined to wear it around when she was just around Nico, and especially not when mad at him. Which meant she was pissed.
"NICO DI ANGELO WHAT DID YOU DO!" The normally quiet and reserved girl yelled.
"I got ice cream?" He frowned. "Did you want some? I would have saved some but it would have melted."
"No, I didn't want some! How did you get suspended!"
Nico shuddered. Bianca's loud yelling was freaking him out. Bianca rarely yelled. "Bianca?" The older sibling glared, crossing his arms. Her look was incredibly icy, making Nico gulp.
Nico knew what he had to do. It was the only option that he had left if he didn't want to die early. He opened his mouth.
"Nevergonnagiveyouup. .N .Nevergonnatellalieandhurtyou—" Bianca cut him off with a loud, agonizing scream. "Fallo smettere, fratello!"
Nico laughed. "Beware my secret weapon, sorella. I give you: The rickroll!" Bianca curled up in a ball and started shaking like a baby, sobs coming out of her mouth.
Nico jumped onto her bed triumphantly, letting his feet hang off the edge and started up another annoying song, realizing his success.
"And we can't stop
And we won't stop
Can't you see it's we who own the night?
Can't you see it's we who 'bout that life?
And we can't stop
And we won't stop
We run things, things don't run we
Don't take nothing from nobody"
Bianca pulled him off the bed before standing up herself with a smirk. "What do you mean? Oh, oh
When you nod your head yes? But you wanna say no. What do you mean?"
"No…" Nico said, falling to the ground and covering his ears. "Worse than Rickrolling! Retreat! Retreat!" And thus the Italian ran back to the ice cream place and ate himself in tears.
Years later….
"And that's why." 14-year-old Nico said to Will as they held hands watching the Greek and Roman demigods singing karaoke in the amphitheater. "That I refuse for you to introduce Hazel to pop music."
1. Was going to make this one serious-ish but then the whole Rickroll part happened so fuck it
