Disclaimer: I do not own The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya or any of its characters. I also do not own any of the materials referenced in this story either. This was made for entertainment purposes only and not for profit. So there you go.
In lieu of parodying survival horror games, I've decided to write this Haruhi/Silent Hill crossover. If you know the plot and characters, then you're good to go. If you don't...... well let me just say that the history of Silent Hill is more confusing than Haruhi-chan. It's THAT confusing. Evil cults, cursed towns, pagan gods, UFOs, ghost children, monsters that represent people's fears, and rape. Let's just say that symbolism plays a big part in the franchise. A big part. For this parody, I combined several of the games together so there would be more characters to use. It came out a little longer than expected so I split into three smaller parts. I actually tried to blend both humor and horror into one, but don't worry about being too squicked out. Well, enjoy.
And by the way... (takes out photo) Have you seen a little girl? She just turned seven last month. Short, black hair. My daughter.
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And if you understood that reference, you're either chuckling half-heartedly or scratching your head and mouthing out 'Whaat?'. I won't blame you for either.
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Part One: Rape, Childhood Trauma, and Dormant Gods, Oh My!:
Kyon was in a dilly of a pickle.
He'd woken up this morning not in the comfort of his bed, but in a red jeep. Not in the backseat, but while he was driving said jeep. He instantly grabbed the steering wheel and tried to control the vehicle, which was quite difficult in his groggy state of mind. This was further complicated by the fact that Kyon was driving down a deserted foggy road in the middle of nowhere. Just when it looked like he'd managed to get a firm grip of the situation he glanced over at the passenger seat and gaped.
Sitting there was a small girl in a blue and white dress with brown hair, staring at him with wide eyes.
"Is everything okay, Kyon?"
"Imouto?!"
Darting his gaze back to the road, Kyon's eyes widened as a very familiar shape materialized right in front of the automobile.
"NAGATO?!?!"
And shortly after that, Kyon crashed into a tree.
***
After awakening on the side of the road an hour later, Kyon stumbled to the overturned jeep and searched for his sister. He gasped in surprise when he saw that she was missing from her seat. There was no blood or any signs that she'd gotten hurt. In fact, it seemed as though Imouto had never been there at all. But she had; Kyon was sure of that. This wasn't a dream.
"IMOUTO!!!" shouted Kyon. Absolutely nothing. So he tried again with a different name.
"NAGATO!!!" he called desperately. Still no response.
So after a few more fruitless attempts to call her name, Kyon set off down the foggy road to look for his loli sister and the pale bookworm. It seemed terribly chilly out here so he placed his hands in his pockets to thaw them out. He then noticed that he was wearing some jeans and a brown jacket with a gray shirt underneath it.
When did I put this on...? Kyon thought to himself as trudged forwards. After what seemed like forever, Kyon found himself nearing the entrance to a small town. Overjoyed that he had reached civilization, he dashed towards it with an unnatural speed. The confident smile on his face abruptly committed suicide when he reached his destination which looked like the entrance to a shopping district. The reason being the large sign to his left that displayed the town's name.
WELCOME TO SILENT HILL
Kyon suddenly realized why he was here, what was going on, and who he had to blame.
"Damn you, Haruhi..." Kyon snarled under his breath as he trotted into the dreaded mind-fuck Konami had created. He'd been lucky enough to have played the games since he was a kid and he knew what kind of crazy shit happened in this place. If he survived this, he was going to try and get Haruhi addicted to Othello. He had only gone a few steps when he heard some footsteps. Startled, the lowest member of the SOS Brigade began to quickly view his surroundings. The streets were empty and there were several shops lining the sidewalk. Some were even boarded up with planks. The footsteps seemed to be gaining speed and volume. Kyon braced himself.
"Hey!" called a high feminine voice that was strangely familiar.
Kyon spun around and arched in his eyebrows in surprise. Jogging towards him was someone he hadn't expected to meet in this place. He just couldn't understand why she was dressed in a police uniform.
"Nice to see a friendly face for once!" shouted Kyouko as she dashed up to Kyon. The pig-tailed esper was donning a blue police outfit complete with a badge and hat. There was even a holster containing a gun and a taser on her side. She gave Kyon a friendly grin before she looked around.
"Are you by yourself?" she asked in a business-like tone which surprised him. Kyon nodded and began to tell Kyouko about what had happened so far. He told her about the jeep, his sister, Yuki in the road, and where they were. Kyouko listened the whole time scratching her chin in thought. Then she spoke up.
"So we are in a video game... No doubt thanks to Suzumiya. This complicates things," Kyouko said, staring at a few of the boarded up stores.
"How so?" Kyon asked nervously.
"Well, considering video game rules, there is the chance that we may get killed. In incredibly brutal ways. And since this is a Silent Hill game Suzumiya has transported us to, there is a good chance that the town is populated with monsters."
"...Monsters?"
"Yes. The kind that may try to eat us. Or molest us. Or both."
Holy shit on a peanut butter and jelly shit sandwich, thought Kyon.
"Then there's the fact that if Suzumiya has played most of the sequels, then we might be facing off against creatures that aren't even supposed to be in the first one. Heck, the town may have a different layout. We could wander the town from the first Silent Hill and end up bungling into the ones from 2, 3, The Room, or Homecoming! And that's not counting the alternate versions of each town..."
Kyon was suddenly glad he hadn't eaten or drank anything yet; otherwise he'd have soiled himself by now.
"So, Tachibana," Kyon said, while shuffling close to the esper for safety reasons, "Where are your friends? Is Sasaki here? What about Suou and Fujiwara?"
Kyouko shrugged. "Don't know. They might be around here somewhere... I didn't even know where I was at first! I woke up in the middle of the street in this uniform, driving a motorcycle at twenty-five miles per hour! I'm lucky I jumped into some bushes before I wiped out!"
She pointed at a nearby brick wall and Kyon saw that she was indicating the remains of a smashed up motorcycle that was partially hidden by the fog. Seconds later, the mismatched pair began to trudge down the empty street. Kyon called out for his sister and Brigade members, while Kyouko called after Sasaki and her companions. They didn't encounter any creatures, which was good since Kyouko was the only one who possessed a firearm. The duo soon arrived at a large apartment building. "Wood Side Apartments", said the sign out front.
So, Kyon monologued to himself, Tachibana was right after all. This place is supposed to be in the second game, not the first. Oh, why did you have to have a sale on that Special Anniversary Collection, Gamers? Why?
Kyon was shaken out of his thoughts by Kyouko, who wore a look that promised protection. "Shall we?"
He smiled at her. "Ladies first, Tachiba-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Kyon fell to the ground as a large dark shape dive-bombed him from the sky and began to savagely claw his right shoulder. His assailant let out a high-pitched shriek of triumph. Kyouko screamed in fright and whipped out her gun. Pinning Kyon to the ground with a clawed foot was a hideous monster that looked like a cross between a bat and pterodactyl. It had motley brown skin and was as tall as a full-grown man. It stopped looking down at Kyon with its reptilian eyes and screamed at the esper girl with a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth.
BLAM!
Despite its size, the monster was flung back from the shot and lay on the street in a heap, like a crumpled umbrella. Blood oozed from its forehead. Kyouko quickly rushed to Kyon's side and helped him up slowly. She gasped at the small cut on the left side of his head.
"Are you okay?!" she asked fearfully.
Kyon groaned and held his head. "I'm okay, Tachibana. That cut was from when that freak tackled me. It just shredded my jacket. That thing scared the hell out of me! How'd you learn to handle a gun like that? Did your group train you for stuff like this?"
"Oh, this? Nope! Never used a gun in my life. I'm just a big fan of Duck Hunt!" grinned Kyouko as she cleaned up Kyon's scratch with a handkerchief.
Kyon facepalmed.
The conversation would have gone much longer if five more pterodactyl beasts hadn't came tearing out of the fog and started streaking towards them to avenge their fallen friend. Kyon and Kyouko started to scream, but stopped when they saw that rushing towards them on the street was another threat. It was in the form of eight hairless, demonic dogs with rotten brown skin and nasty looking teeth. Their tongues hung limply from their decaying jaws and they all wore fang-filled smiles that seemed to say, "Snack time at last!".
Kyon and Kyouko darted inside the entrance of the complex and slammed the heavy wooden doors shut. Outside, the sound of starving howls and enraged screams drowned out all other sounds.
***
Kyon and Kyouko had succeeded into barricading the lobby doors with nearby chairs and leaned against a wall, panting. After the sounds from outside died down, the pair decided to explore the floors of the establishment. It was very dark inside the building, but thanks to a conveniently placed flashlight inside Kyon's jacket, they were able to have a temporary light source. As they climbed the stairs, Kyouko seemed to grow more and more disappointed when Sasaki didn't show up when her name was called. Likewise, Kyon was hoping that Imouto was hiding somewhere safe. He hoped she was with someone who could protect her like... Haruhi.
No, she'd just get her into more trouble, Maybe Koizu... No, no, no. Asahina? No, the roles would be switched. Nagato. Yes. Definitely, Nagato. Unless she's in trouble too...
They walked through the dimly lit second floor and began to peer inside each room. Some were locked, while others had the doors partially open. Kyouko approached a door labeled Room 202 and peered inside with Kyon hovering over her shoulder.
"Sasaki?" she called softly.
No sign of the supposed goddess, but there was a lovely-looking room with fancy furniture and a comfy bed. It was the perfect place to sit and relax.
...If one were to ignore the large amount of bug cages on the floor, the mass of fluttering moths in the air, and the bodies of dead butterflies lying on the bed. Kyon grabbed the doorknob and slammed it shut.
"HOLY CRAP!!!" shrieked Kyouko in terror.
"Might've been poisonous or something," he muttered to Kyouko, who now wore a disgusted look on her face.
Ignoring the room's ghastly contents, the pair continued past more rooms and up to the third floor. A single door was open at the end of the hallway. Swallowing hard, Kyon pushed the door open and peered inside. It was a fairly large room with a dead light bulb hanging from the ceiling.
"I'll check it out," said Kyon. "You wait here by the door and watch all right, Tachibana?"
Kyouko nodded and Kyon strolled into the room. There was small sink and pantry set in a little nook ahead of him. He waved the flashlight here and there, and peered around a corner on the right. There was a closet right next to him with one of those old wooden shutters instead of a door. As Kyon prayed nothing would jump out at him as he checked it out, Kyouko leaned against the doorframe. This place was creeping her out. Suddenly, a small creaking sound came from behind her.
"Anyone there?" Kyouko called. When she didn't get a response, she stepped out into the hall and looked around a bit. That's when she saw that the door across from the room they were in was open. Unable to resist temptation, Kyuoko left her post and looked inside.
There was a flash of white and blue in the darkness.
"Imouto?" said a confused Kyouko as she walked into the room. While this was going on, Kyon had found the closet to be empty- except for a small key which could prove useful later. He looked at the doorway and saw that Kyouko was gone.
"Tachibana?!" Kyon almost screamed. Nothing but silence greeted him. Then that silence was broken.
Scrape, scrape, scrape...
Startled, Kyon saw that the noise was coming from down the hall. he turned the flashlight towards the stairway and almost fainted.
The silhouette of a huge figure with a triangle-shaped head was coming up the stairs.
Nonononononononononononononononono... Oh, sweet mother of lord, NO! Of all the things to run into, it had to be HIM! Where the fuck are you, Tachibana?!?! We have to leave now!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!! screamed Kyon's brain. He had prayed to god (Haruhi?) that he wouldn't meet this guy, but once again, he'd been screwed. It was the most iconic monster of all of Silent hill. The carrier of the sword-like Great Knife. The ruthless, lecherous, perverted, murderous...
Pyramid Head.
And now he was going to slaughter and possibly rape Kyon. Wonderful.
Scared out of his wits, Kyon decide to pull a James Sunderland, and hid in the closet. It worked in the game so it would work again, right? He hugged the back wall tightly as if his life depended on it (which it probably did). Kyon shut off his flashlight and sat on the floor trying to make himself as small as possible. To his terror, he heard the scraping draw nearer and he peered out through the cracks and made out the hulking figure's bloodstained apron in the darkness.
At least Tachibana isn't here... thought Kyon. He hoped that she was somewhere safe and that Pyramid Head hadn't gotten to her somehow. He began to think of his sister, Haruhi, and everyone else. Were they in danger too?
Unfortunately, whatever Kyon was going to think of next was interrupted by the closet door being flung open.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Kyon.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!" screamed Pyramid Head.
Wait... I know that voice! thought Kyon as he turned on the flashlight. It was Pyramid Head, but Kyon saw there some key differences. The being in front of him was much shorter than the original, the arms weren't as muscular, and the fingernails looked incredibly clean.
"Kyon? Is that you? Oh, thank goodness! I thought I was the only one here!" exclaimed the helmet-wearing creature. "Help me get out of this helmet! I can't see anything!"
Kyon moved to the side warily, while looking at the helmet. He recognized the voice, but couldn't due to the helmet's echo. After about five seconds of searching he spotted two latches on both sides and flipped them. There was a clicking sound the helmet started to slide forward. It landed on the floor with an audible 'THUD!'.
"Thank you, Kyon. I owe you for helping me. Sorry if I frightened you," said the person with a dazzling smile.
Kyon froze. He almost dropped the flashlight.
"What's wrong?" asked Ryoko, tilting her head to the side. "You look like you've seen a ghost!"
"Technically I have," said Kyon. "What are you doing here?! You're not trying to kill me again are you, Asakura?"
"Oh, Kyon! If I'd wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead!" Ryoko said cheerily, while leaning against the over-sized knife. "My superiors decided to give me a second chance at life and resurrected me. I've been monitoring Suzumiya's activities for months now. I harbor no ill will against you and Nagato if that's what you're insinuating."
Kyon relaxed, was still unnerved. "Oh. Well... congratulations."
"Thank you! So, where are we?"
Kyon gave Ryoko a condensed version of the situation at hand.
"Ahh. A video game. That makes sense."
"Yeah... Say, Asakura? Have you by any chance seen my sister around here?"
"Your sister? Is she a girl with brown hair and a blue and white dress?"
"Yes! Where is she?"
Ryoko's cheerful expression became one of sadness. "I'm sorry, Kyon. But I am unsure at the moment. I woke up in an alley in this outfit and as I stumbled out, I came across your sister. I tried to say something to her, but that stupid helmet prevented her from hearing me properly. She took one look at me and ran off. I followed her to this building and came in through the back. It's so dark that I've wandering around for who knows how long!"
"Maybe it would have helped if you put down the giant knife..." murmured Kyon.
"What did you say?" Ryoko asked, narrowing her eyes at Kyon.
Suddenly, Kyouko leapt into the room with a battle cry. She landed between Kyon and Ryoko and faced the blue-haired girl. She whipped out something from her holster.
"EAT THIS, MONSTER!!!"
"AIEEEEEEEEE!!! IT BURNS!!!"
"PUT DOWN THE PEPPER SPRAY, TACHIBANA!!!"
After he helped Ryoko wipe the stinging spray out of her eyes, Kyon decided to introduce her to Kyouko.
"Ryoko Asakura, meet Kyouko Tachibana the esper. Kyouko Tachibana, meet Ryoko Asakura the alien."
"Pleased to meet your acquaintance, Tachibana."
"Charmed. ...Sorry I maced you, Asakura. I thought you were a monster."
"That's all right it was an honest mistake."
"Well, now that that's settled," said Kyon, "Where were you, Tachibana?"
"Oh!" gasped Kyouko, "I saw your sister in another room!"
Kyon grew excited. "You did?! Where is she?! Is she okay?"
"I don't know. I saw something running around in the room across the hall and I checked it out. It was empty, but when I looked out the window, I saw her running across the parking lot!" explained Kyouko.
Kyon sighed and facepalmed. "Why can't she stay put? Do all kids in video games have to invoke a chase scene? Is it mandatory or something?!"
Ryoko opened her mouth to say something comforting, but stopped. She felt... itchy.
"Hey, Kyon is there something on my back?" Ryoko asked, spinning around. Kyon focused the light on the alien's back. That's when he saw a greenish-black beetle the size of a sneaker attached to her back. Its jagged mandibles clacked together. Then it scurried up Ryoko's neck.
"WOAH, A BUG!!!" shouted Kyon.
"AAAACCCCKKKK!!! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!" squealed Ryoko.
"Eat my fist, bug!" yelled Kyouko as she punched the bug off. It hit the floor and tried to run up Kyon's leg, but got flattened by his heel. Everyone sighed in relief. That's when something small hit the floor. There was a clicking sound soon after.
"Huh?" said Kyon as he spotted the object.
Another beetle. Another thud. A third. Five more thuds. Kyon, Ryoko, and Kyouko looked at each other and then at the ceiling.
It was covered in beetles.
Their greens backs shined in the flashlight's beam and every few seconds, one more detached from the ceiling and plopped onto the floor. Mingling among the beetles was another insect type. They were brown and resembled cockroaches. The main difference was that they were twice as large and had mouths that looked like the suckers of a leech. Drool flowed from their serrated teeth.
"Um, Asakura?" Kyouko asked with hint of fear in her voice, "Can you manipulate data in this world?"
"I'm afraid not. My power has been stripped because of this environment. What should we do, Kyon?" Ryoko questioned, paralyzed to her spot in the room with terror.
Kyon wasn't listening. He was staring at a particularly large cockroach-leech scuttling overhead. It stopped moving and rubbed its front legs together for a few seconds. Then it flung itself at his face.
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!" screamed Kyon as he tore past the girls like his ass was on fire. Both followed his example and ran after him, screaming all the way (Ryoko grabbed her Great Knife on the way out). They ran down all three floors and didn't stop until they were outside the exit in the back. The trio leaned against the back wall and rested. Except for Kyon, who just started dancing around while slapping at his head and sides. After he was done rolling on the ground, he stared up the alien and esper next to him.
"I'm tired," said Kyon.
"I'm cold," said Kyouko.
"I'm horny," said Ryoko.
Then she saw the wide-eyed stares from Kyon and Kyouko.
"Well, I AM Pyramid Head," Ryoko huffed as if that justified her excuse.
Kyon groaned. He was stuck with a sex-hungry alien and a trigger-happy esper.
I hope everyone else is okay... he thought as he shut his eyes.
***
At Brookhaven Hospital
***
Fujiwara scowled angrily at his gurgling opponents. Several feet away from him was a group of nine creatures that resembled nurses. From a distance, they resembled the staff that would gladly help out a patient in need. Up close was a whole different story.
The three in front of him wore green cardigans and white blouses with matching skirts. Their dark blonde hair hung about their sullen faces and each of them clutched a small knife in their hands. The most eye-catching feature with each nurse was that a pulsating, red, slug-like growth sat atop each of their backs, giving them a hunchbacked appearance.
The group next to his left stood upright on their swaying legs and had their own distinct look. They wore filth stained uniforms with low-cut blouses that had the first several buttons undone to display their cleavage. Most noticeable were their faces, which were bent at an angle and completely swollen beyond recognition. Each of the nurses carried a steel pipe in their hand and twitched sporadically.
The trio to Fujiwara's right was almost similar to the second group, but their skin and outfits were colored in a shade that resembled rust. Their surgical mask-covered heads bent the opposite way as well. All three were armed with syringes that were filled with some green substance that the time-traveler did NOT want to find the identity of.
Fujiwara expected a lot of things in his profession. He was always prepared. But waking up in a hospital, dressed in a business suit was something he had not counted on. Nor did he count on the red-headed girl huddled behind him dressed as a nurse clinging to his shoulder for dear life. He hadn't seen that coming.
He glanced down to stare at the butterfly knife that had come along with him. It was his favorite toy. Looking back up, he saw that the monstrous nurses had formed a semi-circle around them. Mikuru whimpered in fear.
The odds were pretty grim.
And that's how Fujiwara liked them.
Quick as lightening he struck out and jammed his knife into the underside of one of the hunchbacked nurse's necks. She gave out a grunt and tried to counter, but a vicious kick to her abdomen put an end to that. She fell backwards and gurgled from her place on the floor. Then she became still.
Mikuru stopped crying and stared awestruck at the sight. The other nurses didn't share her opinion and closed in, hissing and convulsing all the way. Fujiwara grinned.
I might as well show off for her, while I'm at it...
"So..." Fujiwara mockingly asked as the nurses shuffled forward, "Which one of you sluts is up next?"
***
At the Central Square Shopping Center...
***
"So... we're in Silent Hill? Cool!"
"It would seem so."
Walking through the abandoned shopping center was Haruhi and Itsuki. The former was dressed in a white sweater, an orange shirt, and a green skirt. The latter was clad in a brown vest, brown pants, and a white shirt. For some odd reason, Itsuki was wearing a pair of reading glasses.
"Have you seen anyone else, Koizumi? Mikuru, Yuki, or Kyon?"
"No. Just you, Miss Suzumiya."
"I see."
"Maybe they're not here at all. It might be just the two us. And if it's not, then I bet the others are somewhere safe! Kyon will look out for them."
".....Okay. He'd better."
They had been walking around for a few hours ever since Itsuki had found Haruhi asleep behind the counter of some fast food stand called "Happy Burger". After being awoken, she declared that the two of them try to find out where they were. Neither of them knew where they were until Haruhi had seen the shops and the large fountain in the middle of the center. Her suspicions were confirmed when they saw a tattered map pinned on a bulletin board.
"Where did you wake up, Koizumi?" Haruhi asked as they neared a sporting goods store.
"I awoke in a shoe store that was closed. The door wasn't locked so I headed out side to see if anyone was around. I thought I was alone until I heard your snoring, Miss Suzumiya," smiled Itsuki.
Haruhi blushed. "Oh. Well, let's go into that sporting goods store and grab what we can. They're might be monsters running around outside! We'll need stuff to blow them away!"
"Yes, Miss Suzumiya."
They easily opened the door and saw that the place was devoid of any people or creatures. Haruhi spotted a case containing some handguns, rifles, and a shotgun. They were some hunting knives nearby by as well.
Haruhi gave Itsuki a stare that meant business and said, "Let's grab what we need."
Ten minutes later, the goddess and the esper left the store stocked with weaponry in their hands and pockets. Itsuki held a first-aid kit under his left arm. They made their way towards the glass doors that marked the building's exit and walked out. An empty street filled with fog greeted them. Familiar structures loomed in the distance.
"Wait a minute," said Haruhi. "I just remembered something. This mall wasn't built anywhere near the original Silent Hill. It was in a different town in 3! They're supposed to be an hour's drive away from each other!"
"Yes, that is odd..." Itsuki said in a thoughtful tone. After a moment of silence, they began to walk away from the exit when Haruhi turned towards Itsuki with a question on her mind.
"You think Kyon will be all right... without me to watch him?" Haruhi asked, tacking on the last part.
Itsuki put on his best smile. "I'm sure Kyon can manage by himself for awhile. He's quite durable."
"Yeah," scoffed Haruhi, "Let's see if we can find Yuki or Mikuru first. Kyon can take care of himself... for a bit."
They hadn't gone very far when suddenly, Haruhi doubled over and almost dropped the shotgun she was carrying. She began to cough violently. Itsuki quickly rushed to her side in a heartbeat.
"Are you okay, Miss Suzumiya?!" he asked in a panic.
Haruhi stood up and gripped her stomach with her left hand. "I'm fine, Koizumi. It's nothing. Just had a weird pain in my gut for a second. C'mon, we're wasting time! Let's go find the others!"
And so the two teens left Central Square Shopping Center and entered town. Completely unaware that many others were waking up to find themselves in similar situations...
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A/N: I love foreshadowing. Mwa ha ha ha!
In case anyone is curious...
Kyon- Harry Mason
Imouto- Cheryl Mason
Yuki- Alessa Gillespie
Kyouko- Cybil Bennet
Ryoko- Pyramid Head
Fujiwara- Dr. Michael Kaufmann
Mikuru- Lisa Garland
Itsuki-Vincent
Haruhi- Heather Mason
And creatures in order of appearance: Air Screamer, Groaner, Creeper, Swarm, Puppet Nurse, Bubble Head Nurse, Faceless Nurse.
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