Stewart Island II

Kia Ora

Im sorry, I keep forgeting to call him just England...hehehe one school on my

island so im not that smart!

Yeah England found the mess and he was MAD! like reaallyyy mad! cuz it was

toys and dirty clothes and really old food! and some chocoloate melted into

the car seat.

New Zealand took me on a trip to germanys house, i tried to sneak out to see

you but i got lost, Germanay is alot bigger than my island but Italy found me

and fed me some pasta. I tried some german beer but i was DISCUSTING! how do

you drink it?

I am fine! Thank you for asking!

NZ is really excited about the rugby world cup? are you playing? if you are we

could practice together...if you want.

When i grow up, i wanna be just like you! and if france keep bullying you i

will sort him out for you!

Love From Stewart Island


Dear Brother,

Tis okay ah juist hate whin he tries tae pretend that he is th' ainlie pairt o' Britain. He kens we a' ur th' same countries bit he likes tae try bein' th' gaffer even though he is younger than th' rest o' us! dinna fash yirsel aboot it 'n' yer smart juist ye whiles forget hings.

Howfur mad is he? if he haes gaen aff tae fin' a cane or a slipper A'd stairt running if ah wur. Englain is gaun tae murdurr ye fur putting a' that in his motor sae it ruins th' seats. A'm sae proud o' ye fur follaein mah example o' showing Englain who's gaffer aroond 'ere.

Ah hate gaun tae Germany's hoose. Ah ne'er gang thare unless it's tae meet up wi' Bavaria or if ah git lost in th' area. Ye git lost? German heavy is a'richt ah prefer Bavarian heavy bit a' body kens ah ower dram cratur mair than anythin' else. Ah lik' it sae it's easy tae dram.

Ah haven't decided if a'm waantin' tae jyne in oan th' rugby or nae bit ah will let ye ken if ah dae. Ye dinnae wantae practice wi' me.

That warms mah hert that yi'll waant tae be lik' me. France isnae bullying me he is juist sportin' pheromones whilk is driving me insane.

Love,
Scotland

((Just so you know the pheromones thing is from a fanfiction I read))