Prompt: Chest
Word Count: 200
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Warning: If you don't know what to get, gift certificates are usually safe.
Summary: Choosing the right gift can be so hard sometimes, lol!
Date Posted: 10/8/10
A/N: This rose out of a lrdrandallslady typo during chat, and so I dedicate it to her. Thank-you for letting me play with it Heather!
Kagome teetered on the knife-edge of temptation, about to succumb. She stared at the beautifully wrapped package sitting in front of her. Pangs of guilt twanged the strings of her conscience.
She wasn't normally a snooper. After discovering the gift Sesshoumaru chose for her sitting on a shelf in the closet last week, she was filled with simple, playful curiosity. But as time grew shorter, Kagome became desperately obsessed. If she only knew what he'd selected for her, it might inspire something for him.
It was their first-year anniversary, and as far as commercial gifts went, nothing seemed good enough-or else it was out of her price range. But what did she expect when trying to choose for a centuries-old demon lord who had everything? She no longer felt like she had a option.
It took time and patience to peel back the paper without tearing it, but she needed it pristine. Finally it was done and she sat there, stunned.
Shake Weight, for building muscle in arms, shoulders and chest?
'Well 'Mr. Boob', let me show you what I think of your gift!' she fumed as she fired up her computer and began searching for male enhancement products.
A/N: I haven't abandoned or disappeared, I promise! I just got back from a vacation in Atlantic City and I have been working on a multi-chapter birthday fic for my good friend LC Rose. (She has graciously given her permission (demanded) I publicly post it when it's done, but... uh... it is tailor-made for her, and is very different from what I normally post. I think she just wants to see me make a fool of myself, lol!) Thanks for sticking with me! :)
